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[The Last Stand]

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Hillary Clinton has finally been reduced to, "That crazy old woman rambling in her livingroom."

I love you Hillary. That's why I'm asking you to turn off the computer and take your meds. Please.

Also, look at her husband. He looks exhausted. If Bill doesn't want her anymore, I'll take her off his hands.

 

[tehpope]

 

[The Last Stand]

I'm serious. I actually like Hillary Clinton. Albeit for different reasons. Yes, I voted for her in 2016. Although I don't see her running again in the foreseeable future because of her baggage.

 

[MirrorNoir]

I was more thinking about Clinton's personal legacy. At the end of his presidency he was pretty much liked by everyone. He could've faded away like Carter and become a respected elder statesman. But instead he burnt all that goodwill trying to get his shrill wife elected to high office.

Obama didn't leave office with any good bipartisan feels. And he's too damn lazy and disinterested to push his own family into politics. He couldn't even get out a timely endorsement for his own VP.

Longstanding urban legend is that Hillary was ready to walk out of the White House and divorce Bill once she realized he had lied to her about fucking Monica Lewinsky and had gaslit her into going onto TV and making a jackass out of herself claiming Monica was a liar and part of a scheme to frame Bill for adultery.

That Bill and the DNC and the money men realized that would be the Kiss of Death; the ultimate vote of no confidence that would empower the rank and file Democrats in Congress to side with the GOP to impeach and remove Bill.

So they cut a deal to not only get her elected to a NEW YORK (not Arkansas, NEW YORK due to it being a more powerful/influential state) Congressional Senate Seat, but to move heaven and earth to get her elected President as part of a Clinton Restoration.

Obama.

Name a single thing that was Obama's that remained.

And before you say "Gay marriage", that was the success of someone elses lawsuit, the only input Obama actually had in that was to not defend it.

Not exactly, because the media and the press and a lot of people still cling to Obama's Presidency as a "utopian" moment in that the Democrats had the White House and, while having lost unspeakably on the state and Congressional level, had the media 100% on their side to such a degree that they were untouchable and treated like literal Gods.

Note how the media and the left in general go full angry/libelous whenever you talk about the bad shit Obama did and all of the stuff he promised but renegged on, as far as refusing to even ENTERTAIN the idea that Obama wasn't Jesus Christ and JFK all rolled up in one. Or how hard they try and bury ANY reportage of how Trump has made massive inroads luring black voters back to the GOP. Or how they slander working class Democrats or Gen X-Y/Millennial types who voted for Obama twice but have become so disgusted with the Democrats and the left, that they've publicly switched parties to the GOP by calling them racists/nazis?

Or that the left went on a full-on "rehabbing" of LBJ (who the left scapegoated for Vietnam turning into a clusterfuck to both absolve JFK for his role in Vietnam but also as the all-purpose scapegoat for how race relations went to hell under LBJ and how the Great Society "failed" as far as Vietnam being the reason it exploded in LBJ's face failure-wise) in order to give justification for Obama ruling and behaving like a cold blooded bastard.

It will probably take decades before Obama's reputation takes a tumble and even then, his defenders will fight tooth and claw to prevent a proper historical take of Obama to be taught kids due to the pressure that you can not badmouth the first black US President.

 

[ditto]

So they cut a deal to not only get her elected to a NEW YORK (not Arkansas, NEW YORK due to it being a more powerful/influential state) Congressional Senate Seat, but to move heaven and earth to get her elected President as part of a Clinton Restoration.

Hope that BJ was worth 25 years of misery.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

 

[School of Fish]

Something tells me if Carlin was alive today he would be spouting nonstop TDS, too old to realize things had changed since the early 2000s. With the occasional jab at the woke crowd, like the potshots he took at environmentalists.

The thing about George Carlin is that he's basically if South Park was a walking human being because he has always ripped on everyone and everything and nothing was really sacred to him be it politics, religion, and so on.

The guy did not gave a shit who he pissed off and he never apologized for any of his jokes and views. He truly had no chill.

So if he was alive now do I think he will rip on Donald Trump? Oh absolutely. But I'm also sure that he would then point out the absurdity of the Far-Left that he can rip on them for why they think canceling people on social media are stupid and movements such as 'Black Lives Matter' are grifters then.

Now I still watch South Park and the beauty of that show is that it tries to take no sides and nothing is really sacred to both Trey Parker and Matt Stone and they will rip on Donald Trump (when they did used Mr. Garrison to represent Donald Trump in recent seasons) but they will also still rip on the Left for being very stupid.

So as for George Carlin, he didn't really cared who he ripped on, nothing was above scrutiny to him and everyone and everything was fair game.

This is why George Carlin is cherished as a great stand up comedian because he still managed to come up with lots of very funny original material other than just constantly bashing on George W. Bush back when he was the U.S. President while people such as Bill Maher or Steven Colbert are still stuck and can't come up with any new material other than the next generic Donald Trump joke of the week then.

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So can someone tell them that the Bin Laden family has already disowned Osama bin Laden and they see him as the shame of their family now?

The Bin Ladens don't really condone what Osama did and they pretty much wish he didn't pull a 'Timothy McVeigh' to do what he did then.

If anyone cares, the Hitler family is still around but they've already disowned Adolf Hitler and see him as the shame of their family as well by the way.

So I'm not really going to judge an entire family for the actions that a crazy religious nutjob did anyway.

 

[MrJokerRager]

The thing about George Carlin is that he's basically if South Park was a walking human being because he has always ripped on everyone and everything and nothing was really sacred to him be it politics, religion, and so on.

The guy did not gave a shit who he pissed off and he never apologized for any of his jokes and views. He truly had no chill.

So if he was alive now do I think he will rip on Donald Trump? Oh absolutely. But I'm also sure that he would then point out the absurdity of the Far-Left that he can rip on them for why they think canceling people on social media are stupid and movements such as 'Black Lives Matter' are grifters then.

Now I still watch South Park and the beauty of that show is that it tries to take no sides and nothing is really sacred to both Trey Parker and Matt Stone and they will rip on Donald Trump (when they did used Mr. Garrison to represent Donald Trump in recent seasons) but they will also still rip on the Left for being very stupid.

So as for George Carlin, he didn't really cared who he ripped on, nothing was above scrutiny to him and everyone and everything was fair game.

This is why George Carlin is cherished as a great stand up comedian because he still managed to come up with lots of very funny original material other than just constantly bashing on George W. Bush back when he was the U.S. President while people such as Bill Maher or Steven Colbert are still stuck and can't come up with any new material other than the next generic Donald Trump joke of the week then.

So can someone tell them that the Bin Laden family has already disowned Osama bin Laden and they see him as the shame of their family now?

The Bin Ladens don't really condone what Osama did and they pretty much wish he didn't pull a 'Timothy McVeigh' to do what he did then.

If anyone cares, the Hitler family is still around but they've already disowned Adolf Hitler and see him as the shame of their family as well by the way.

So I'm not really going to judge an entire family for the actions that a crazy religious nutjob did anyway.

Read the wiki on the Hitler family. Basically the Germans got super castrated at the end of the war.

George Carlin has great takes roasting feminism, the self-esteem movement, people who we call Karens, Political Correctness, people who we would call consoomer soyboys and other stuff that is still relevant to our era. He died just before Obama became president though. Most of his standups was roasting the right wing since most of his standup is under Republican presidents Reagan, Bush 1 and Bush 2. The only democrat in his lifetime was Bill Clinton. I haven't found any standups he might have done under Carter.

That is the key, don't give a fuck and the problem with late night is that they do give a fuck.

Someone should bring up though that Richard Spencer has endorsed Biden.

I would like to add that Trump supporters would be the least racist of all GOP voters since the majority of them must have voted for Obama twice. Bill Burr had that great joke where they voted for the nigger twice but told the white cumdumpster to fuck off. When I think about it now, calling Trumptards racist makes no sense as they voted against a white woman, the bane of the black man for a long time in the nation's history. Calling them sexist or toxic masculine males makes more sense than they racist.

I guess they mad that Trump has gained a new voting block for the GOP maybe as all of the Rust belt just out of nowhere decided to cast their lot with Trump.

 

[Adamska]

I've listened to some of Carlins' last shows. I'm actually of the belief of "thank God he died before he embarrassed himself and became an unfunny hack". Because I don't see him being able to avoid becoming a hack who got too angry and unable to roast everything to be funny anymore.

Also, if these stupid faggots are trying to push the sins of the cousin shit, I'd fire back by showing the Richard Spencer endorsement Biden got.

 

[Ghostse]

Also the land in Israel is green there today - like it's ridiculous how fertile the west side of Israel is. It's the other side of the mountain Jerusalem sits on that is the desert. PM me if you want to really hash out autistic details.

1, you're right, I got my Egyptian jews mixed up.
2, Israel is green yes. But the Sinai pennisula is much less so now than it used to be. It still supports Beduins and camels but would have supported extensive grazing and probably sheep/goats in the late bronze age.

(except Buchanan, lol)

15th level burn my dude.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Something tells me if Carlin was alive today he would be spouting nonstop TDS, too old to realize things had changed since the early 2000s. With the occasional jab at the woke crowd, like the potshots he took at environmentalists.

I wonder if George Carlin would had received death threads from the Clintons if he did a joke on Queen Hillary?

 

[The Last Stand]

I wonder if George Carlin would had received death threads from the Clintons if he did a joke on Queen Hillary?

I'd just imagine he'd piss off the most devoted of both sides. The reactions would be funnier than the actual stand up. Probably a good thing he's resting in peace. You don't know what you have until it's gone.

 

[verissimus]

I wonder if George Carlin would had received death threads from the Clintons if he did a joke on Queen Hillary?

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Norm McDonald crapped on her in a routine basis and he got canned supposedly for making fun of OJ too much. So if Norm didn't get death threats for mocking Hillary, then neither would have Carlin.

 

[Dracula's Spirit Animal]

I'd just imagine he'd piss off the most devoted of both sides. The reactions would be funnier than the actual stand up. Probably a good thing he's resting in peace. You don't know what you have until it's gone.

I'd be more interested in what Vonnegut would say. ClownWorld is so out of control, he'd probably eat a bullet, saying that everything he wrote didn't come close to the supidity and absurdity of what is actually happening.

Orwell would be hilarious, since although he would likely still be a socialist at core, he would agree with pretty well everything coming from the "alt-right" nowadays, and then throw in a smattering of contempt for environmentalists, vegans, feminists, gays, the entirety of Twitterland, and other crackpots. He would have been horrified by all of this.

I doubt either would have liked Trump much, but certainly in Orwell's case, he would have voted for him as the best bet against the Bolshevism of the modern left and it's utter contempt for the working class.

 

[RockPaper]

Read the wiki on the Hitler family. Basically the Germans got super castrated at the end of the war.

As an aside, there is a documentary about that (Netflix?) which talks about Hitler's grandnephews living in anonymity on Long Island. Word is they've secretly agreed to never have children so the line dies out.

I'd be more interested in what Vonnegut would say. ClownWorld is so out of control, he'd probably eat a bullet, saying that everything he wrote didn't come close to the supidity and absurdity of what is actually happening.

Hitchens not being around for all this kinda bums me out.

 

[Fuck Y'all]

Orwell would be hilarious, since although he would likely still be a socialist at core, he would agree with pretty well everything coming from the "alt-right" nowadays, and then throw in a smattering of contempt for environmentalists, vegans, feminists, gays, the entirety of Twitterland, and other crackpots. He would have been horrified by all of this.

Probably he would said things like this:

It will be seen that, as used, the word ‘Fascism’ is almost entirely meaningless. In conversation, of course, it is used even more wildly than in print. I have heard it applied to farmers, shopkeepers, Social Credit, corporal punishment, fox-hunting, bull-fighting, the 1922 Committee, the 1941 Committee, Kipling, Gandhi, Chiang Kai-Shek, homosexuality, Priestley’s broadcasts, Youth Hostels, astrology, women, dogs and I do not know what else.

 

[Meat Target]

I have payed attention to Mark Shea in the past, and used to respect him. He has turned into a soyboy hippie Cafeteria Catholic whose main concern is the Gospel of Bernie Sanders. IIRC he was censured by his local bishop and fired from his job at the National Catholic Register (not to be confused with the National Catholic Reporter, a leftist jizzrag that does nothing but talk shit about orthodox Catholicism).

Any faithful Catholic can dismiss him. I, as a practicing Catholic, would rather have Trump, who at least pretends to be pro-life, than the Dems, who fetishize abortion as a sacrament and masturbate to the idea of treating Catholics the same way China treats Uyghur Muslims.

Addendum: to be charitable, I don't know what's in his mind or heart. All I'm saying is that Mark Shea used to be a brilliant Catholic theologian, but then became so woke as to perform the brilliant mental gymnastics of "voting for explicitly pro-abortion politicians is acktchually the pro-life thing to do because Orange Man Bad".

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

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QT bin Laden girl is now my waifu.

 

[Flexo]

Or Mitch McConnell declaring he would make Obama a one term president and then cockblocked him on everything like Nancy is doing now to Trump.

That's... like his job. He's the opposition party of course their goal is to make the other side a 1 term president. Do you bitch if the Mets declare they're ending the Yankee's world series attempt?

Obama had his chances to come to the table and negotiate and never would with the Republicans until much, much later. Trump has shown up to the table and tried to hammer out deals. Heck during the first shutdown, he offered the democrats everything they wanted, if they would just let him build his wall and they refused. Go on - look for a similar story from Obama. 90% of the time it was him saying "I want [something]" on the national news, the republicans asking him how exactly he expects it to work out, only to find he's already walked out of the room.

A dollar tree Ronald Reagan with no morning in America spark. And there was the binders of women and 47 percent thing which the media ran and beat to death. Also was fear mongering about Russia as well.

The "binders of women" is exactly like "grab 'em by the pussy" - a quote so distorted it may as well have been invented whole cloth. As a challenge - without looking up the source - can you even name what the controversy was about or what was wrong with the quote?

(though I'm no fan of Romney, how the media treated his campaign was a warm-up preview for how they treated Trump)

 

[Sekirodiealot]

Found this from a subreddit callled r/menslib