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[AnotherPleb]

I wonder what would've happened if Trump ran as a Democrat with the same fervor he gives now.

He would have been blocked out as he's not part of the DNC's favored crowd. Nobody except Hillary was going to be the DNC's candidate in 2016.

 

[CrippleThreat]

He would have been blocked out as he's not part of the DNC's favored crowd. Nobody except Hillary was going to be the DNC's candidate in 2016.

She was destined to be POTUS. If for some reason Trump kept beating Hillary in the primaries in '16, she still would have been pushed into nomination.

It would have been similar to Adlai Stevenson being the nominee in '52 despite his reluctance, and Estes Kefauver winning so much (even beating Truman) in the primaries, but still getting cucked because the establishment "didn't trust him".

 

[Shaka Brah]

He would have been blocked out as he's not part of the DNC's favored crowd. Nobody except Hillary was going to be the DNC's candidate in 2016.

Yep. The reason he won is because the Republicans are the only party with a truly open primary.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I wonder what would've happened if Trump ran as a Democrat with the same fervor he gives now.

They would have rigged it like they did to Bernie or laughed him out like they did to Howard Dean. Would have never made it even close. The DNC has more tigher control along with the rigged system of superdelegates compared to the RNC where the whole process is winner take all.

Also it depends on the era as well as Andrew Jackson won in a era where the country had gone to shit whereas McKinley won in a era of stability.

Edit: I would like to add also that Trump appeals to more of a working or middle class crowd compared to people living off welfare gibs and rich elitist smug cocksuckers who love smelling their own farts.

Republicans have been gaining more of the white working man crowd which also helped Trump out after seeing the cuckolds they had in 2012 and those same cucks came back in 2016.

 

[bucolic]

Maybe, maybe not. Obama was in over his head and Romney was a pretty clear "I am competent at governing" candidate. He only lost the popular vote by 4%, and lost the EC due to narrow losses in the battleground states. Considering the cult of personality around Obama, I don't think there was any candidate in the GOP field that would have dislodged enough votes to close the gap.

Fuck Mitt Romney. He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth...an elitist, fabulously wealthy RINO trying to pretend he was somehow just a regular joe. I absolutely despised Romney & it was infuriating watching the GOP attempt to whitewash his big business vulture capitalist past & shove him down Republicans' throat as some sort of Principled True Conservative man of the people.

I'll never forget when they stuck him in jeans & a flannel shirt & sent him out to buy a hammer at the hardware store. Watching him robotically attempting to interact with normal people...it was all such transparently fake bullshit. The binders full of women/dog on the roof of the car stuff was also obvious hysteria ginned up out of thin air by the left wing media, but he didn't deserve any better. There wasn't a single genuine thing about the guy; why should I be bothered to care about DNC fake news smears against him? The 2012 election was the moment that crystalized for me that the establishment GOP & the Democrat party were just 2 sides of the exact same coin. I hated Mitt Romney so much that I voted for Obama in 2012 purely out of spite.

The GOP of course learned nothing from that experience & were happily preparing for the same routine again in 2016 with Jeb!, until Donald J. Trump descended that beautiful golden escalator to rescue us all.

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

He would have been blocked out as he's not part of the DNC's favored crowd. Nobody except Hillary was going to be the DNC's candidate in 2016.

This is correct.

Super delegates are a crock of shit. It's a wonder most of these people can even utter the word and keep their composure. But then again when your entire job is to lie through your teeth it probably isn't that much of a stretch.

Like Malcolm X said, at least a Republican will tell you that they hate you and your kind to your face and not be a sneaky rat bastard about it.

 

[MirrorNoir]

That's the reason they freak out so much - they expect those attacks to make him cave, and he no-sells each of those assaults. The Hollywood Access tape was 100% meant to tank his election. I'm left wondering what they'll try to use this election, but we only have to wait another month to see the next deepfake.

On a side note, I have to wonder why they jumped the gun on the "Trump shit talks the military" smear now and not dropping it in October or even November after the election. I know, I know, the riots have gotten so fucking bad that they had to do SOMETHING to distract from them, but that's the sort of nuclear grade smear campaign shit you don't drop willy-nilly. Especially if the whole point of creating such a nasty piece of slander/libel, is that you need to poison the well between the relationship of Trump and the military for the sake of getting the military to proactively side with you when you pull off a MOTHERFUCKING COUP!

The thing about George Carlin is that he's basically if South Park was a walking human being because he has always ripped on everyone and everything and nothing was really sacred to him be it politics, religion, and so on.

The guy did not gave a shit who he pissed off and he never apologized for any of his jokes and views. He truly had no chill.

So if he was alive now do I think he will rip on Donald Trump? Oh absolutely. But I'm also sure that he would then point out the absurdity of the Far-Left that he can rip on them for why they think canceling people on social media are stupid and movements such as 'Black Lives Matter' are grifters then.

Now I still watch South Park and the beauty of that show is that it tries to take no sides and nothing is really sacred to both Trey Parker and Matt Stone and they will rip on Donald Trump (when they did used Mr. Garrison to represent Donald Trump in recent seasons) but they will also still rip on the Left for being very stupid.

So as for George Carlin, he didn't really cared who he ripped on, nothing was above scrutiny to him and everyone and everything was fair game.

This is why George Carlin is cherished as a great stand up comedian because he still managed to come up with lots of very funny original material other than just constantly bashing on George W. Bush back when he was the U.S. President while people such as Bill Maher or Steven Colbert are still stuck and can't come up with any new material other than the next generic Donald Trump joke of the week then.

So can someone tell them that the Bin Laden family has already disowned Osama bin Laden and they see him as the shame of their family now?

The Bin Ladens don't really condone what Osama did and they pretty much wish he didn't pull a 'Timothy McVeigh' to do what he did then.

If anyone cares, the Hitler family is still around but they've already disowned Adolf Hitler and see him as the shame of their family as well by the way.

So I'm not really going to judge an entire family for the actions that a crazy religious nutjob did anyway.

1. Hitler's extended family, after the war, basically promised never to have kids and let the Hitler bloodline die with them and actually carried it out as far as the entire bloodline being extinct.

2. Carlin would have sold out, because Carlin was a whore in that way where he would star in any piece of garbage that offered him a big enough paycheck. He did this so that he had a fat bank account to life off of, while he toured and released his comedy albums independently. He would have been pulled aside by Weinstein or others in Hollywood and told point blank: you are going to follow the DNC talking points to the letter! Play ball, and you'll get paid big time and have a steady stream of work available to you. Don't and you'll never work in Hollywood or TV ever again so long as Harvey and the rest of us have an iota of power over who gets work in TV/Movies! And we'll make sure HBO loses your number and won't air new specials you produce, and that comedy clubs don't book you ever again!".

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Norm McDonald crapped on her in a routine basis and he got canned supposedly for making fun of OJ too much. So if Norm didn't get death threats for mocking Hillary, then neither would have Carlin.

Norm did so before the order came down that Hillary can not be mocked and you must support her unconditionally.

90s Hillary was a power mad bitch that kept getting cheated on, and Hollywood mocked her because the DNC had not gone complete fascist by that point. Most likely because Hillary WAS a power mad bitch that even liberals of that era didn't like all that well. And that the DNC most likely did internal polling and found that people making fun of Hillary tied into Bill's overall likability with regards to people having sympathy for Bill being married to a deranged harpy who thought being First Lady=Co-President. Because a lot of people hate their wives and find them to be nagging cunts and the DNC figuring the calculus of letting people mock Hillary endlessly was worth it since it made people support Bill more and more, because he was freaking MARRIED to such a harpy, that you could forgive Bill just about ANYTHING.

It's also why Kate McKinnon is a shitty Hillary Clinton. She treats the role akin to Joe Piscapo's Frank Sinatra in that it's a "tribute" to Hillary and not making fun of Hillary. Both Anna Gastayer and Amy Poehler saw the evil and darkness in Hillary and embraced it to elevate their performances: Anna captured Hillary's upper class hell queen persona; think late season Cersei in Game of Thrones when Cersei has to smile and eat shit while plotting the massacre of all of her enemies and rivals. Meanwhile Poehler, by way of channeling Reese Witherspoon's character from Election (who herself was inspired by Hillary), captured what a petulant and vindictive bitch Hillary was and how she would say and do ANYTHING to become President.

What is your views on Glenn Beck back in his Fox News days. Or Mitch McConnell declaring he would make Obama a one term president and then cockblocked him on everything like Nancy is doing now to Trump. Though at least the Republican house leaders were smart enough not to try impeachment. Not many people here remember the 2008 to 2014 as I have noticed a lot of normal people have already forgotten Obama's drone strikes.

There is a reason Trump defeated every well known Republican during the 2008 to 2016 era of Obama.

This. This is where Trump's outsider status helped him greatly as Cruz or JEB or Kaisich would have failed to have gotten as many disgruntled Obama voters/moderates to vote for him like Trump did.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

This. This is where Trump's outsider status helped him greatly as Cruz or JEB or Kaisich would have failed to have gotten as many disgruntled Obama voters/moderates to vote for him like Trump did.

Yep and the 2016 Primaries were pretty much hilarious because Trump was taking the piss out of many GOP politicians that it turned the debates into bloodbaths. Though it shows how bad the candidates were because they kept attacking Trump for not being conservative enough and saying they were the only ones to beat Hillary Clinton. Rubio was the only one who had an insult that stuck which was that he made the small hands comment while Jeb! called Trump a chaos candidate, Cruz called him a libtard basically, and Kasich did nothing but dropped out the moment Cruz did.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

2. Carlin would have sold out, because Carlin was a whore in that way where he would star in any piece of garbage that offered him a big enough paycheck. He did this so that he had a fat bank account to life off of, while he toured and released his comedy albums independently. He would have been pulled aside by Weinstein or others in Hollywood and told point blank: you are going to follow the DNC talking points to the letter! Play ball, and you'll get paid big time and have a steady stream of work available to you. Don't and you'll never work in Hollywood or TV ever again so long as Harvey and the rest of us have an iota of power over who gets work in TV/Movies! And we'll make sure HBO loses your number and won't air new specials you produce, and that comedy clubs don't book you ever again!".

Carlin did that Self Deprecating Man Schtick that John Scalzi and a lot of other pop culture cucks do. I'm guessing that the moment Trump was elected, Carlin would have donned a Pussy Hat, marched on Washington, and denounced all of the anti-feminist humor he'd made during the course of his life. Counter-culturists might look up to Carlin as a hero, but his targets have always been safe. He knew which way the wind was blowing in Hollywood and he knew he'd keep his job no matter how many white middle class Christian feathers he ruffled. He also knew he'd be safe to attack the feminists as long as the mainstream media still considered them to be churchlady blowhards. The moment they achieved "arbiter of morality" status, Carlin would have been licking their feet along with all of the other far left comedians in The Current Year.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Carlin did that Self Deprecating Man Schtick that John Scalzi and a lot of other pop culture cucks do. I'm guessing that the moment Trump was elected, Carlin would have donned a Pussy Hat, marched on Washington, and denounced all of the anti-feminist humor he'd made during the course of his life. Counter-culturists might look up to Carlin as a hero, but his targets have always been safe. He knew which way the wind was blowing in Hollywood and he knew he'd keep his job no matter how many white middle class Christian feathers he ruffled. He also knew he'd be safe to attack the feminists as long as the mainstream media still considered them to be churchlady blowhards. The moment they achieved "arbiter of morality" status, Carlin would have been licking their feet along with all of the other far left comedians in The Current Year.

I remember reading Carlin was heavily influenced by Lenny Bruce. Was Lenny Bruce was like this since he is from the 1950s.

 

[School of Fish]

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So wait, these Far-Left loons were pushing for 'Critical Race Theory'? That to me resembles the title of some old pseudo-scientific eugenics paper from the 1900's that claimed that poor people and black people were inferior because of "their genes" then.

It's the same energy anyway.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Like Malcolm X said, at least a Republican will tell you that they hate you and your kind to your face and not be a sneaky rat bastard about it.

This probably explains why the Republicans lost the muslim vote whereas Labor in the UK still has the muslim vote as Tony Blair joined Bush in that war in Iraq. Because labor is still pandering to them while Republicans told them to fuck off.

 

[AnitaSarsleezian]

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"Is this an endorsement Trump really wants?"
Oh, I don't know...The niece of one of the most notorious terrorists pretty much saying that Trump is the only man with balls big enough to protect America from another islamic extremist attack. What they should be asking is, "Is this an endorsement Joe Biden really wants?"

I remember reading Carlin was heavily influenced by Lenny Bruce. Was Lenny Bruce was like this since he is from the 1950s.

From what I remember of Lenny Bruce, he was the real deal. Carlin couldn't even shine his shoes. Lenny Bruce said and did whatever the hell he wanted at a time when it was actually dangerous to do so and he was arrested multiple times. Carlin never had balls that big. He bitched about corporate America and rich people to his well off boomer crowd while ignoring he was one of the rich.

I though Carlin was edgy when I was 14. I actually had his stand ups on cassette tape. Once I grew up and got a taste of real life I never watched him again.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

"Is this an endorsement Trump really wants?"
Oh, I don't know...The niece of one of the most notorious terrorists pretty much saying that Trump is the only man with balls big enough to protect America from another islamic extremist attack. What they should be asking is, "Is this an endorsement Joe Biden really wants?"

Note the complete silence on RICHARD FUCKING SPENCER endorsing Biden and a straight Democrat ticket. Absolutely fucking nothing.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I though Carlin was edgy when I was 14. I actually had his stand ups on cassette tape. Once I grew up and got a taste of real life I never watched him again.

Yeah I had that same feeling as well after I graduated college and managed to land at least a job.

 

[Dracula's Spirit Animal]

As an aside, there is a documentary about that (Netflix?) which talks about Hitler's grandnephews living in anonymity on Long Island. Word is they've secretly agreed to never have children so the line dies out.



Hitchens not being around for all this kinda bums me out.

"Is this an endorsement Trump really wants?"
Oh, I don't know...The niece of one of the most notorious terrorists pretty much saying that Trump is the only man with balls big enough to protect America from another islamic extremist attack. What they should be asking is, "Is this an endorsement Joe Biden really wants?"



From what I remember of Lenny Bruce, he was the real deal. Carlin couldn't even shine his shoes. Lenny Bruce said and did whatever the hell he wanted at a time when it was actually dangerous to do so and he was arrested multiple times. Carlin never had balls that big. He bitched about corporate America and rich people to his well off boomer crowd while ignoring he was one of the rich.

I though Carlin was edgy when I was 14. I actually had his stand ups on cassette tape. Once I grew up and got a taste of real life I never watched him again.

Bruce would have been #MeTooed by this point, and Hicthens would be getting the same sort of treatment the garden gnome Shapiro got a couple of years ago, or Yiannopoulis always got. People would have literally swooooned in terror before bikelocking his fans in their noble defense against fascism.

Wish Hitchens was alive. Not many could hold a candle to his integrity of thought or decency.

Makes me think about that debate arguing against political correctness where he teamed up with Stephen Fry. Fry's silence the last couple of years puts a lie to his previous 20 years of social and political commentary (as does that of a jackass like Jello Biafra whose cause de celebre was anti-censorship). Did Fry get #MeTooed or something and I missed it, or is he just another rainbow victim of the current madness? I'll never understand cock-suckers, especially the ones without vagene.

Carlin would have been like a cross between the simpering, humorless smugness of Trevor Noah and the barely contained rage of Chris Cuomo.

 

[MirrorNoir]

I remember reading Carlin was heavily influenced by Lenny Bruce. Was Lenny Bruce was like this since he is from the 1950s.

Lenny Bruce was more Andrew Dice Clay than George Carlin. He's also legendary as a "cautionary tale" to stand-up comics, just like Andrew Dice Clay was: that there are lines, especially when it comes to talking about sex, you can't cross and that if you do, only cross them on rare instances and never let yourself be recorded saying them.

Also, insert joke conspiracy theory that Bill Hicks faked his death and became Alex Jones. Especially since Bill Hicks was in the process of pulling a reverse John Oliver (who failed miserably in the UK and had to run to the United States, where his nerdy looks and "sophisticated" British accent tricked John Stewart into thinking he was the perfect replacement for Mo Rocco, the Daily Show's previous token nerd who speaks truth to power) by way of moving to the UK to host a news panel show before dying of cancer.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

On a side note, I have to wonder why they jumped the gun on the "Trump shit talks the military" smear now and not dropping it in October or even November after the election. I know, I know, the riots have gotten so fucking bad that they had to do SOMETHING to distract from them, but that's the sort of nuclear grade smear campaign shit you don't drop willy-nilly. Especially if the whole point of creating such a nasty piece of slander/libel, is that you need to poison the well between the relationship of Trump and the military for the sake of getting the military to proactively side with you when you pull off a MOTHERFUCKING COUP!

They try this shit now and then to test the waters to see just how far they've managed to pozz the military.

Most people who were lifers or more than just using the military as another form welfare hear ANYTHING from a Democrat about the military and instantly throw that opinion in the garbage can.

The military and any vet who isn't a fucking shit sucking liberal weasel know that the Dems will say whatever they can to fucking lie and talk shit about vets and the military. They fucking lie and make shit up and smear the military and vets any way they can.

They pull out "TRUMP CALLED DEAD VETS LOSERS!" and shriek it out, including having Fox News's pet liberal whore "verify" the claim and expect vets to fly off the handle like their pet soy-golems and joggers.

Instead, most vets look at it and go "Oh, anonymous sources, like the CIA used to lead us straight into an ambush?" and "sources close to" and go "Oh, you mean like the sources the fucking snake eaters listened to that ended up with our convoy getting blown the fuck up?" and know it's the liberals just making up more shit because they've never forgiven the military for not giving them their war crimes they were so furiously masturbating to the thought of.

The only thing dumber and lazier than a Democrat is that fat black bitch down in PAC.

 

[TwinkLover6969]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1302675943241199618

This is the version he retweeted

 

[School of Fish]

This is correct.

Super delegates are a crock of shit. It's a wonder most of these people can even utter the word and keep their composure. But then again when your entire job is to lie through your teeth it probably isn't that much of a stretch.

Like Malcolm X said, at least a Republican will tell you that they hate you and your kind to your face and not be a sneaky rat bastard about it.

Well probably the only difference between the Far-Left and the Far-Right is that the Far-Right is at least honest about their bigotry then.

The Far-Right doesn't really hide the fact that they hate Jews, Blacks, Latinos, Native Americans, Homosexuals, Indians, any people that are of mixed race, the mentally disabled and the mentally ill, and any other minority groups that they've deem are 'inferior' to whites anyway. So they don't hide the fact that they hate these minority groups and are very open about their own bigotry when you ask them about their own beliefs by the way.

So in the case of the Far-Left, they will 'be on your side' for a cause but the moment they gain power they will throw you under the bus later on.

Now both the Far-Left and the Far-Right are both a bunch of assholes that deserve the joke and ridicule they can get but the Far-Right are at least honest that they're a bunch of shitheads while the Far-Left are competent snakes in the grass that will strike when given the opportunity then.

This is what I at least notice with these two unhinged political groups anyway.