DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Anonymous Dimwit]

I've been watching a lot of videos about the Indian tech support scammers. It's strangely similar.

"My friend, if you do not send me $2500 in google play gift cards I will lose my house and family!" Says the Indian scammer.

"Friends, if I do not hit the tips goal I will lose my house and family! I can't even afford groceries. Jasper might die!" Says Darksydephil.

We need kitboga to counter-scam Phil. It's the perfect Twitch crossover!

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Dave is so full of pigshit.

"They knew I couldn't make money so they wanted to fuck me over more"

The pig's grift wouldn't bother me that much if I hadn't spent time with a friend's 'clients' (he works with physically & mentally disabled people & helps them with jobs/businesses) I've seen firsthand the kind of people that take advantage of them. It's really starting to get to me. It might be time to take a break from the DSP-sphere.

Take this exchange and replace jewelry advertisements for the Vest and old people for autistic people and you have relationship between Phil and detractors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk80I_LwPHQ

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

lol @ him actually feeling entitled to $600 that he even went 'overtime'. Hi Phail!

He needs that 20 star "George the Animal Steele" commemorative strap on back toupee, he really does

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Dave is so full of pigshit.

"They knew I couldn't make money so they wanted to fuck me over more"

The pig's grift wouldn't bother me that much if I hadn't spent time with a friend's 'clients' (he works with physically & mentally disabled people & helps them with jobs/businesses) I've seen firsthand the kind of people that take advantage of them. It's really starting to get to me. It might be time to take a break from the DSP-sphere.

I know the feels as I've been around lots of autistic and mentally ill guys who are exactly the type of people Phil takes advantage of like Papavera. You just have to ignore that or you'll always get pissed. Life isn't fair.

 

[draculapenis]

Phil, in response to someone cheering and suggesting he put on a vest for each $100 he gets that day:

No. 'cause I'm not fucking stupid, it's the summer, I have an air conditioner pumping, I'm not putting on six vests. That's really stupid.

His audience is so starved for content that the screenshots of DSP wearing six vests and clowning it up would carry the vest streak on for months to come, but DSP is so bitter and shitty towards his audience that he just calls them stupid for even asking. Imagine if he had a good sense of humor and was willing to wear six vests at once - he'd make the $600 goal in no time.

As with everything else in his life, DSP would be so much better off if he wasn't DSP.

 

[SPhobos]

There's no way Phil's Tony Hawk play-through will be anything but a disaster. The lack of music coupled with how terrible of a driver he is when it comes to anything with wheels will work together to create total shit.

 

[Zeelpulp]

Phil's audacity is only matched by his supporters' gullibility.

Phil is only 1 black face incident away from running for congress

 

[MoonRocker]

There's no way Phil's Tony Hawk play-through will be anything but a disaster. The lack of music coupled with how terrible of a driver he is when it comes to anything with wheels will work together to create total shit.

Wait a fucking minute. He’s seriously going to omit an integral part of this remake so he can collect the few dollars he’s going to make on the YT uploads?

This guy... this fucking dude never stops to amaze me. I’ve never seen anyone as greedy as this guy. Un-fucking-believable.

 

[Schmeckel]

Phil, in response to someone cheering and suggesting he put on a vest for each $100 he gets that day:

His audience is so starved for content that the screenshots of DSP wearing six vests and clowning it up would carry the vest streak on for months to come, but DSP is so bitter and shitty towards his audience that he just calls them stupid for even asking. Imagine if he had a good sense of humor and was willing to wear six vests at once - he'd make the $600 goal in no time.

As with everything else in his life, DSP would be so much better off if he wasn't DSP.

God, he's such a colossal pussy. His daytime highs are lower than the overnight lows here. Wearing some stupid straps of cloth isn't going to do more than just be mildly uncomfortable if he doesn't layer them right.

 

[gh0stzero]

Wait a fucking minute. He’s seriously going to omit an integral part of this remake so he can collect the few dollars he’s going to make on the YT uploads?

This guy... this fucking dude never stops to amaze me. I’ve never seen anyone as greedy as this guy. Un-fucking-believable.

But that YouTube ad-revenue amounts to the whole sum of like $4 That's enough for kat to buy potatoes and a tin of hot dogs with.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Wait a fucking minute. He’s seriously going to omit an integral part of this remake so he can collect the few dollars he’s going to make on the YT uploads?

This guy... this fucking dude never stops to amaze me. I’ve never seen anyone as greedy as this guy. Un-fucking-believable.

Didn't youtube also make it so that if you create a product that has the music in it, but isn't just a straight uplaod, that you get a cut, and the IP holder gets a cut? That would me phil is so petty, he would leave it dead silent to make that extra few dollars than sharing.

 

[tzgnilki]

Didn't youtube also make it so that if you create a product that has the music in it, but isn't just a straight uplaod, that you get a cut, and the IP holder gets a cut? That would me phil is so petty, he would leave it dead silent to make that extra few dollars than sharing.

how dare these record labels and guitar musicians protect their copyrighted material

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

how dare these record labels and guitar musicians protect their copyrighted material

I mean the game company has to pay to license the music so its just the industry double dipping...then quintillion dipping off of every single YT upload, but yeah Phil's a retard. He's not making enough money off of the video to care but he's so fucking greedy that every penny matters even when it absolutely trashes the experience to being not worthwhile. Its a game famous for its music without the music which sets a tone and vibe but with a whining 40 year old fat spoiled child.

 

[Angry Mug]

https://twitter.com/DSPArchive102/status/1302858436670115840?s=20

But you always have 'post nasal drip', Phil. You're always snorting and sniffing and knocking back shots of phlegm between sentences. You'd think that if you were even more sick than you usually are, you'd take that into consideration and try and at least mute it for your audiences sake.

You telling me your super awesome, expensive 3D surround sound headset that you loved to flex about doesn't have an external mute button you can tap when you feel like knocking back a hot load of mucus? Or better yet, updated your PC so you can actually use that fucking stream deck so you can just mash a button on it to mute yourself too.

Absolute fucking state of this guy. And his regular viewers should be ashamed they actually condone him talking to potential new viewers/fans/paypigs like that.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Wait a fucking minute. He’s seriously going to omit an integral part of this remake so he can collect the few dollars he’s going to make on the YT uploads?

This guy... this fucking dude never stops to amaze me. I’ve never seen anyone as greedy as this guy. Un-fucking-believable.

Didn't youtube also make it so that if you create a product that has the music in it, but isn't just a straight uplaod, that you get a cut, and the IP holder gets a cut? That would me phil is so petty, he would leave it dead silent to make that extra few dollars than sharing.

Phil makes slightly more than $1 from ad revenue for an entire playthrough right now because his views and other metrics are so shit.
It's beyond batshit retarded that he gives a single shit about YouTube ad revenue.
This year his total YouTube ad revenue looks like it's going to be less than 5% of his income.

It's because Phil is a jealous cunt of a greedy pig who can't stand the idea of someone else taking 1¢ from him for HIS """hard work""".
He's literally cutting off his nose to spite his face.

 

[JPG]

There's no way Phil's Tony Hawk play-through will be anything but a disaster. The lack of music coupled with how terrible of a driver he is when it comes to anything with wheels will work together to create total shit.

Skate 2 was an amazing classic playthrough, all the way up to the rage quit. Highly recommend if Phil's anguish sustains you.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Phil, in response to someone cheering and suggesting he put on a vest for each $100 he gets that day:

His audience is so starved for content that the screenshots of DSP wearing six vests and clowning it up would carry the vest streak on for months to come, but DSP is so bitter and shitty towards his audience that he just calls them stupid for even asking. Imagine if he had a good sense of humor and was willing to wear six vests at once - he'd make the $600 goal in no time.

As with everything else in his life, DSP would be so much better off if he wasn't DSP.

Could I **be**wearing anymore vests?

 

[TheTractor]

Each time he talks about his youtube channel it's the same;

''I'm using it as an archive for you guys!'' Sometimes followed by the horrifying speech of being a regular man of the people and he makes pocket change on the platform. Except when you get content ID and beg your YT audience to step the fuck up but hey.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

If Phil were smart he'd tie the Tony Hawk music to a tips goal. The paypigs would give him his $100 right away every stream if it meant not playing in silence. That way everybody's happy. Well not Phil, he's never happy, but he would get a slight rush at the moment the money came in and he wouldn't have as much reason to complain for the rest of the stream, that's something.

 

[Covfefe]

If Phil were smart he'd tie the Tony Hawk music to a tips goal. The paypigs would give him his $100 right away every stream if it meant not playing in silence. That way everybody's happy. Well not Phil, he's never happy, but he would get a slight rush at the moment the money came in and he wouldn't have as much reason to complain for the rest of the stream, that's something.

Guarantee he would immediately decide that the vest goal was a separate $100 goal from the music goal. Then he would continuously hit both goals and double his income. Then he would play exclusively games with good music he could paywall. Then people would complain and he would go on an unhinged rant that it wasn't HIM paywalling the music, it's the GREEDY RECORD COMPANIES. Then eventually the $200 would become the new floor and he would tack something else on. He really should - Lord knows his retards are going to keep asking "how high?" every time Daddy Phil says "jump!"