DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[gh0stzero]

I use hydrogen peroxide, works wonders for dirty ears and gets that earwax out easy if you can feel that you've got too much of it.

"So back in the day when I was winning international Street Fighter tournaments while also moonlighting as a bodybuilding adult and action film star UFC fighter..."

Don't you ever spill and dye some of your normal hair blonde? What about ear hair, yeah I know thats kinda gross but someones got to ask.

Closest he got to winning an international street fighter tournament was 4th place, closest he got to bodybuilding was in high school when he was basically forced to do it or fail.

If by adult star I think that time he's talking about getting gay with rambo was the closest he got. (There is a clip of john rambo and DSP in a hotel bedroom)

My favourite is when he auditioned to be jaha's punching bag that was the closest he got to being a UFC fighter.

 

[The Goutsketeer]

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Don’t forget his super adult, autistic schedule.

His schedule is one of the most autistic things about him, I don't know any other streamer that does what he does.

Still catching up the last ten pages but I will give him the benefit of the doubt if his ear infection is swimmers ear. I had that twice as a kid and the second time it was from just showering, and it did go from one ear to the other, then both.
It fucking sucks

I ignore DSP shit for a DAY and theres 10 pages and a major scam happening lol, the one day I decide not to give a fuck about the PR

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This whole thing is astounding, I've had a lot of problems with my ears. Like I'm prone to causing myself all of these problems he is supposedly having. But, like you know I have figured out how to not do that. I keep a stock of supplies to fix it when it happens. And it happens a lot less now then it did as a kid. In fact the only times it does happen are when I go full NEET when I'm snowed in.

The point of this powerlevel is because you'd think Phil, as a mature intelligent adult wouldn't have the same problem happen twice in less than a year. That he would be prepared and now understand how to avoid the problem, because it's really quite avoidable. I cannot stress that enough. I have the worst luck with my ears, and it really only happens if I don't take care of them. So, I guess this means he is just a stupid know nothing kid.

Sometimes when you see Phil do something monumentally stupid your mind starts going in circles until you realize "Hold on a minute this is Phil"
The same man who didn't change the oil in his BMW because he thought BMWs are some ultrafuturistic cars that don't need their oil changed, the same man who had his dad paint all the walls in his house when he visited once, along with discovering and removing a potential fire hazard. Need I go on?

Don't you ever spill and dye some of your normal hair blonde? What about ear hair, yeah I know thats kinda gross but someones got to ask.

This never happened to me, besides it's not like I do this all the time, just when it gets really bad because I've been too lazy cleaning my ears normally for a while.

My favourite is when he auditioned to be jaha's punching bag that was the closest he got to being a UFC fighter.

Don't forget the fight against Viscant that he tried to turn into an epic prank. He probably thought he'd easily beat that skinny manlet until he later found out that Viscant's been doing some kickboxing martial art for more than a decade, I forgot which one specifically. Then again since Viscant is a kickboxer we can add "high level K-1 World Grand Prix kickboxer" into the list of Philburt's past occupations and hobbies.

 

[Gramh]

The prestream hasn't happened yet, but Dark is all up in his chat boasting about his ability to get that sweet sweet PS5 on release....problem is he was complaining yesterday about not having money for groceries or to take his wife somewhere....those lies are intense.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I'm starting to believe another user's hypothesis that Phil came up with this whole ear swelling thing as an excuse to duck out on Kat's birthday party with her friends.
There's no way someone as boastful as him wouldn't delight in the opportunity to tell everyone about the great, pahsitive time he and his family enjoyed over the weekend. He did that 100% during his birthday week, his Animal Crossing stream was all about what his family did for him on his birthday (and, of course, owning the trolls). So the only reason he'd lie about all of this is because he wanted to avoid doing something special for Kat. Otherwise he'd be telling his chat all about the amazing day the two of them had, instead of just the usual shit today.

 

[Dragoonism]

I'm starting to believe another user's hypothesis that Phil came up with this whole ear swelling thing as an excuse to duck out on Kat's birthday party with her friends.
There's no way someone as boastful as him wouldn't delight in the opportunity to tell everyone about the great, pahsitive time he and his family enjoyed over the weekend. He did that 100% during his birthday week, his Animal Crossing stream was all about what his family did for him on his birthday (and, of course, owning the trolls). So the only reason he'd lie about all of this is because he wanted to avoid doing something special for Kat. Otherwise he'd be telling his chat all about the amazing day the two of them had, instead of just the usual shit today.

Would be far from the first time that he avoided something and blamed it on a sickness...

 

[clownpiss]

pig is pushing for $400 today to add 4 vest streak totals, on wednesday he should add 2 more for his day off on tuesday as well!

the grift never ends

 

[Surly Muppet]

We just had a major, and telling, retcon.

Phil now claims that he can't have the music on in Tony Hawk because of the false DMCA claims, with YT as a secondary reason glossed over. He says that he can't afford the risk of having his business shut down again, and that there is nothing he can do to prevent it. This is a total lie (or Phil is catastrophically stupid). He deletes his VoDs, and I have never heard of a Twitch stream going down unless they were restreaming actually copyrighted content, like restreaming sports or movies.

He also built in an out - if the viewers aren't enjoying this restricted Tony Hawk playthrough, they don't have to continue. He can just drop it, it's no problem. Translation: If Phil hates the game, he can drop it and say his fans weren't enjoying it.

So he has probably gotten tired of the 'it's just an archive channel' memes, but doesn't want to part with his handful of double-dip dollars, and so we're going to use the false DMCAs as the bail out there now. Phil says that if they hadn't happened, he would have considered playing the game with music. I think we all know, that was over the line in terms of believability. It's a surefire sign that Phil is full of shit when we find out retroactively that the goalposts have moved, and we could have had something if the trolls hadn't secretly destroyed it.

Finally, Phil just announced that, once again, to make up for lost revenue, he will accept up to 4 vest streaks today ($400). He's getting his fucking lost $600, so let's just get it over with paypigs. I guess this is just going to go every day until Phil gets the money he wants. He's trying to sell this as an issue of the vest streak celebration now being delayed because it'll take them longer to hit it, but this would correct that. Massive sleaze.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Busy playing Champions during the prestream

https://twitter.com/LightSydePaul/status/1303025499724283905

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

"I need your support, yesterday was a good start, but I need your help again today. No need to feel pressured since contributions are not mandatory". The Pig really has no shame, is he expecting to get $300 every stream now? And apparently Kat had one of the best birthdays ever, stuck at home with the Pig and his 'ear infection'.

 

[Surly Muppet]

The narrative on these chargebacks is... not quite right, obviously.
Phil said yesterday's $300 got him 'back in the black' on his Paypal, but he also said that after the first $100 tip, so he doesn't seem to know what amount of chargebacks happened.
He has alleged that the guys who charged him back timed it deliberately to hit on his sick days. But how would they have known they were coming? If Phil wasn't off sick, were they just not going to do it?
Phil has also repeatedly slipped and said the money is contested. So if he wins, as he claims he always does, he will get the chargeback money, and the money he was given to compensate for the chargebacks.

On the topic of money, Phil said that, yes, Kat got a birthday present. It's nobody's business what she got. I like that passive phrasing...
Were they groceries? Because Phil can't afford those and she might like to have food. Gift wrapped potatoes to mash?
His chat spammed 'X' on Phil's claim that Kat said it was 'her nicest birthday ever'. Phil didn't know what this meant.
God Gamer Twitch Mega Mogul PP Burnell doesn't know what 'X to doubt' means.

 

[Forbidden Math]

His chat spammed 'X' on Phil's claim that Kat said it was 'her nicest birthday ever'. Phil didn't know what this meant.
God Gamer Twitch Mega Mogul PP Burnell doesn't know what 'X to doubt' means.

What a boomer.

 

[Prince Lotor]

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His ears itching are very probably because he has dry skin in his ears. He's probably digging the fuck around in them with his fingernails or some kind of metal tool and breaking through the skin. . .if you want to entertain that he's not lying.

The sinking realization dawning on him that Phil is only a highly compensated self-employed person really makes a stream satisfying after any of these medical days off, it also underlines the sheer level of entitlement he still possesses into mature adulthood stemming from his spoiled only child upbringing too. He really considers himself owed that money for not making any content to consume live for his audience, he just doesn't want to accept he's got to jump through the hoops for his wheelchair supporters to throw their cash at him, no it's the money that he should have gotten and now has to be made up to keep funneling to Scopely--I mean shopping for food and daily bills, excuse me.
He is literally ass chapped that he's, in his mind, missing half a grand in money he totally should have right now until he whales on his mobile gacha addiction to make it go into the financial black hole of constant spending. The charge backs, although criminal technically, also exacerbate the situation and make his pouting super apparent as the topping on the cake, probably a better topping than Kat got on her birthday deserts yesterday, unless she secretly really likes bejeweled with sweatymanjpegs too, I suppose.

Phil wasn't an only child. His parents adopted his cousin Melissa who, I haven't pinpointed the exact date, seems to have lived with them since the mid-80's, maybe starting in '86 or '87. I'm not sure when Melissa moved out, but if it was at 18 years old then she lived there at least until '95/'96. Probably a few years later though as Phil talks about never being interested in having a Gameboy until Pokemon came out and was a Gameboy exclusive and he saw Melissa playing it. Pokemon Red & Blue weren't released in America until September 1998 and Pokemon Yellow was released October 1999. It's possible Melissa lived with Phil from the time he was 5 or 6 to the time he was 17 or 18.

From things Phil has said they both were pretty spoiled though. I was just watching a clip where Phil describes how he and Melissa each got their own personal Christmas Trees for their rooms to decorate however they wanted and Phil's mom would get her own tree for the living room to decorate however she wanted. Three fucking Christmas Trees in that house every Christmas.
They also each had multiple personal game consoles. Phil had an NES, a Sega Genesis, an SNES, a Nintendo 64, etc. and his cousin had an NES, a Gameboy, etc.

 

[Personal Jesus]

The Pig really has no shame, is he expecting to get $300 every stream now?

Don't worry, OnlyIcedCuck is there to guarantee that Phil will hit the goal no matter the value. At this point, he should drop the vest thing tbh, he will hit the goal anyway and he would look less autistic.

 

[Brother Wind]

Sometimes when you see Phil do something monumentally stupid your mind starts going in circles until you realize "Hold on a minute this is Phil"
The same man who didn't change the oil in his BMW because he thought BMWs are some ultrafuturistic cars that don't need their oil changed, the same man who had his dad paint all the walls in his house when he visited once, along with discovering and removing a potential fire hazard. Need I go on?

You do not need to no. But like Jesus how does he look at himself in the mirror. When he calls himself a mature adult or other streamers muppets. Its like his brain just doesn't feel guilt or shame at all

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

And there's OIC with the 50 gifted subs. The Pig won't be that happy about it though, the moron should've just tipped him $250.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

He went into LIMB mode on his chat for criticizing him for reading all 50 + shoutouts/people OnlyIcedRetard gave subs to and stalling

 

[Surly Muppet]

He went into LIMB mode on his chat for criticizing him for reading all of 50 + shotuouts and stalling

Don't parrot Phil's own narrative back at him. He previously said reading out 10 gifted subs was too many, and that derailed the stream. 50? Let's go.

And there's OIC with the 50 gifted subs. The Pig won't be that happy about it though, the moron should've just tipped him $250.

Well, Phil was begging during the prestream about how far off the goal they were, and how they had never missed hitting the goal for a Halloween event (a half-truth). It had to be done!
Meanwhile the tips are at $2.
I hope OiC realizes he still has to put out that fire as well. Fulfilling one begging avenue gets immediately forgotten, we now need to also secure the vest, and the missing $300. Open up that wallet, whale. Your work is not done.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

He went into LIMB mode on his chat for criticizing him for reading all 50 + shoutouts/people OnlyIcedRetard gave subs to and stalling

The only thing that Phil is ever truly apologetic for: Insulting Twitch streamers years ago.
And that’s only because he himself is benefitting from the behavior now.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]