DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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I always wonder how many dozens… hundreds… thousands of astonishing things like ‘I use a q-tip to remove excess water from my ears after a shower’ there are that we've never heard about from the guy. How many completely retarded things does he do everyday based on absurd beliefs that he's never shared with anyone?
I'm pretty sure he said he used qtips to get water out of his ear in the dsp tries it wax vac video. The video where he makes fun of people who don't know how to take care of their ears.
"No you retard, its cold outside. I'm going to warm up my car in the garage like a normal person, idiot. That's why you warm the car up in the first place, you know nothing kid."

I mean, Phil, you're going to win a Darwin anyway, because you're genetic garbage and even your insane wife won't carry your abomination.
Oh like in the video where he shows off his BMW and sits in the closed garage with the car running? He said it was okay and not dangerous because he was only going to sit there for a little while.
 
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Sorry Derich, no matter how many times you post this in chat, unless there's money attached to it, your Goutlord ain't going to respond to it. He's too busy customizing his character for the next hour
EDIT: He's posted the same message at least 3 times
 
I'm pretty sure he said he used qtips to get water out of his ear in the dsp tries it wax vac video. The video where he makes fun of people who don't know how to take care of their ears.

Oh like in the video where he shows off his BMW and sits in the closed garage with the car running? He said it was okay and not dangerous because he was only going to sit there for a little while.
Clearly not long enough.
 
Imagine paying money to the Pigroach just to get immediately banned. I'm sure this is the same guy who @EmperorGoutatine screenshotted. That's 2,000 bits, (which is worth $20) he's wasted trolling Phil. (Possibly more as I'm not paying attention to see who's cheered/tipped him with similar messages)
If you're going to be retarded enough to pay him and get banned anyway, then just do what most retarded trolls do and only throw in $1 or do what other people do and insult him while he's looking at chat. It's free and you'll still get the same effect. But we know that they need this to show up on screen so they can be featured in TIHYDP and other people who make DSP content
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And he's given a whole HINT HINT with a new animation for anyone who TIPS HIM $100!!!! I can't wait to see which retard will give us the honor of seeing it
 
Yet again showing he has no creativity whatsoever. He just made what he thinks is himself like he does in every game.
Complete with a vest. Because we're not all about the vest.

It also has been stated, but worth noting again now that we've seen it in action... the soundtrack is integral to the game. The sound design and atmosphere was built with that soundtrack in mind, and the game's energy is hobbled without it. Phil's commentary is insufficient to fill what is effectively dead air. This is garbage-tier ASMR for a game known for the exact opposite.

Between that and the fact that he sucks at it, this will probably get cancelled, with the false DCMAs blamed for ruining it by forcing him to disable the soundtrack.

He's at $63 and after a $5 tip, again reminded people of the $100 animation, and that he'll stack the streaks. Maybe try providing watchable content.
 
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