Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,637 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,541
She looks super retarded today
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After going through this rabbit the past few days I really have to say:

ARL really seems like she's the main character in a Disney Channel movie where the shallow lead gets cursed to be fat by some gypsy witch. Only in this case instead of learning empathy and becoming a better person before breaking the curse, ARL just decides to continue living like nothing happened and worsens the curse each year.

Also, null totally is a feeder for watching this mukbangs.

Sort of like an inverted version of Shallow Hal?
 
Truth be told, I don't think AL chews enough to have developed jaw muscles. She's more of a 'swallow this thing whole' or 'I love mush so I don't have to chew' gorl.
She chews her food like an angry badger, so fast and with so much aggression.

Since they’re now in an apartment complex, does Fat Ass walk to the car or does Butler bring it as close to their door as possible so her highness doesn’t have to walk as far (because her recovery).
 
She looks super retarded today
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Does she think anyone is jealous of her life? Brunch and day drinking is fun to brag about on IG, etc but who’s looking at her and thinking “omg, wish I could trade places?” This is not living one’s best life.

Edited because formatting kept making that stupid dog appear

Is that even a question? Do you really need to ask? We all know the answer.
True. Madame gets at-door service because she’s the prettiest of all the princesses.

Her neighbours must be amused as fuck by this mess.
 
I've always wondered why Big A has never gone for the liquid food craze. theres a ton of options now, that are sufficiently sweet and flavoured and pack a meal into a thick shake. I imagine she'd just keep chugging that shit down til she explodes.
Nah, she's a salty dry gorl as evidenced by her cooking. She needs to do the Jilly Juice.
 
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