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I'm amazed DSP is even bothering with Tony Hawk at all. It has no notes of nostalgia for him because he's not much of a gamer, he's not going to be good at it because he's not a gamer, his commentary in general is terrible and he has to know that, and his fans are speds who probably can't tell one playthrough from another.
 
Holy shit watching this play through is one of the most entertaining things I've seen in a while. "what the fuck is a HEELFLIP?!?"
 
And he's given a whole HINT HINT with a new animation for anyone who TIPS HIM $100!!!! I can't wait to see which retard will give us the honor of seeing it
Hate to break it to you, but "Merdok" tipped him $100 in one go yesterday and "Joyful_Oblivion" did so as well.

Fun fact: $296 out of yesterday's $301 in tips came from just 4 people:

$114 by Joyful_Oblivion
$100 by Merdok (their 2nd $100 tip of the week, btw)
$57 by Battleduck9000
$25 by JaangoPops

That's 98.3% of the total amount.
 
The fact that he's openly admitting that he sucks at this game speaks volumes as to what he really feels about it. If he had the music on, then maybe he would like the game more, but autism logic dictates that the trolls will cause his twitch to get banned for playing with it on. He fails every other trick he attempts to do, to which I thought he would blame the controls or some other shit he's been doing. As shitty as this playthrough is, it's way more interesting than Fire Emblem or any of other snooze fests he's been playing recently and it's great seeing him visibly not liking it but not being able to use his old excuses.
Hate to break it to you, but "Merdok" tipped him $100 in one go yesterday and "Joyful_Oblivion" did so as well.

Fun fact: $296 out of yesterday's $301 in tips came from just 4 people:

$114 by Joyful_Oblivion
$100 by Merdok (their 2nd $100 tip of the week, btw)
$57 by Battleduck9000
$25 by JaangoPops

That's 98.3% of the total amount.
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He edited the title to make sure his retards know he's playing the Avengers game. Watch Phil fight the evil Supervillain known as "The Detractor!" With his band of loyal retards allies, he'll take on all of the people calling him out on his ear infection! Will he finally take the fight straight to The Detractor's hideout at Kiwifarms? Pay him $300 $600 to find out!

EDIT: HE'S NOW ASKING FOR $600 TO MAKE UP FOR THE LAST 3 DAYS!
EDIT 2: And Merdok just gave him $100. $500 to go
I know all about his paypigs and whales. It's one thing for a whale to give the pig money, but it's another thing when you're giving $20+ just to write in troll messages and get immediately banned when giving $1 or 100 bits will give the same desired effect
 
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His double chin is growing in nicely
Ok, I wasn't the only one seeing that DSP's face is becoming rounder with a more noticeable double chin. Also, he hasn't shaved too, makes you think. Either Kat is cooking too many potatoes or eating out more often or Kat left and he is eating unhealthy and not grooming himself. If I recall Phil gained weight, drank more, and shaved less when PandaRee left him. So I wouldn't be surprised during Christmas Phil reveals a new girlfriend and said that they broke up mutually. Then months later say that Kat cheated on his ass with Tyrone, and say she was lazy and never cooked good food, but his new gf is his TRUE soulmate.
 
LOL, he clearly wants to stop playing the game but doesn't have the balls to make the decision himself because he knows he'll be shamed for it in the future. He asks the viewers whether he should keep playing or not. Problem with that is his viewers hate him so they obviously want to continue seeing him fail in the game. Problem with that is DSP hates his viewers back so he will actually drop the playthrough. He's gonna look in the chat, see one guy who goes against popular opinion telling him to stop playing the game and then claim nobody wanted him to continue the playthrough. It's only a matter of time.
 
This fuckin guy
 

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LOL, he clearly wants to stop playing the game but doesn't have the balls to make the decision himself because he knows he'll be shamed for it in the future. He asks the viewers whether he should keep playing or not. Problem with that is his viewers hate him so they obviously want to continue seeing him fail in the game. Problem with that is DSP hates his viewers back so he will actually drop the playthrough. He's gonna look in the chat, see one guy who goes against popular opinion telling him to stop playing the game and then claim nobody wanted him to continue the playthrough. It's only a matter of time.
He once brought up how he expected the Vest Streak to end during the Origami King because he knows Nintendo games are unpopular with his viewers (I wonder why, given he's shit on Nintendo virtually his entire career). Yet he will play every Switch game from start to finish and sometimes even go the extra mile (which he rarely does with any game).
Why? Because they're mind-numbingly baby easy. Especially Nintendo's newest games. He doesn't care that his viewers don't want to watch him play stuff like Luigi's Mansion 3 because games like that let him "clock-in, clock-out" with absolutely minimal effort. Sorry precious viewers, absolutely nothing takes precedent before Phil's comfort.
It's clear Phil's plan to avoid all detractor drama (at least events that aren't artificially stoked by himself), is to make his streams so absolutely dull that only his cult will want to tune in. Too bad for him that won't work for the very same reason he maintains a hatebase to this day: His shameless, greedy personality.
 
Just to touch on the music nonsense, I know in the past, Twitch didn't really punish you for it. What would happen is your VOD gets muted for a section where the music plays. Twitch previously had a notification that would then pop up, which you could click on to jump right to the end of the muted section, when the audio begins normally. That's it. If Twitch was trying to punish/discourage it, I can't imagine they'd have a system that lets you conveniently skip to the end of the muted portion. If it was a legal risk, they'd just flag the whole VOD and make it unavailable. I know there are also some music themed Twitch channels that just delete their VODs to avoid any issues whatsoever.

Usually, the only reason streamers care about this is when they also rehost their content to YouTube like Phil does, which is a fairly common practice I'd say. And even then, smaller channels/channels that are more focused on streaming and actually use YouTube like an archive might not care because all it means is they can't monetize that video, but their YouTube views are nothing compared to their Twitch revenue.

If Phil hadn't been so paranoid about using copyrighted music before due to YouTube, I might be generous and give him the benefit of the doubt because of the previous false DMCA stuff, although even then, that was for art and not music, but whatever, in a bubble, it could work. But Phil has said many times in the past he can't have music playing specifically because of YouTube, so even if the DMCA arc never happened, I don't think it is a stretch to say he'd play muted. With a game like GTA where the music is more of an add on it isn't that big of a deal, but with Tony Hawk, the music was a much more integral part of the game.
 
This fuckin guy
Only constantly talking about how he's suffering from this ear infection which has caused him to be behind multiple tips goals isn't enough. He's just providing his autistic fans some kind of visual stimulant as well just to make sure the pity bucks keep rolling in.
 
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