🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Takayuki Yagami said:
To be fair regarding No. 5, Richmond to DC is not a very long drive.
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I wasn't thinking about the distance. For someone still on parole, you need permission to travel out of state. They seem to go to Washington D.C. nearly every weekend. It seems like a lot of travel exemptions for someone on parole. To a parole officer, I imagine they would need a good reason for so much travel. I'm not sure just going to eat and visit friends would be a good enough excuse.
 
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High Tea said:
I wasn't thinking about the distance. For someone still on parole, you need permission to travel out of state. They seem to go to Washington D.C. nearly every weekend. It seems like a lot of travel exemptions for someone on parole. To a parole officer, I imagine they would need a good reason for so much travel. I'm not sure just going to eat and visit friends would be a good enough excuse.
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Given the fact D.C. is basically apart of Virginia in all but legal jurisdiction, VA may have exceptions for the District of Columbia.
 
In honor of Godwinson i took some schizo meds and came up with a theory.
So what if Faith isnt Faith? What if she is an undercover a-log trained by the glow in the darks? What if Vickers and this whole family is just a front and the guy is actually Mundane Matt's father who works in the pentagon. So Spectre did indeed not speak to General Mattis during the handshake but he delivered a litle piece of paper with directions directly from overlord Kraut. It gets deeper. This is all happening in retaliation to the boulder stream keep in mind. Matt paid chief rolling queer to bait Gunty and co into Knoxville and undercover double agent Gonzallo Leerah ( real name : classified ) pulled Ethan's shirt off to reveal the Gunt. I know too much...
Edit: Come to think of it... Coach looks an awful lot like Kaiser Soze. What if he is the mastermind behind all this ?
Edit #2: This is too much randposting even for me
 
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Mundane Ralph said:
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GAYDOR, GAYDOR, GAWDWINSON AND MY INLAWS ARE AWLAGING ME


⚠ Schitzo theory ⚠
PPP and Godwinson fighting isn´t kayfabe.
Now haven´t you wondered why Godwinson is so theatrical and uses almost as much gesturing as Fuentes? Haven´t you wondered why he spends so much time shitting on autists but never furries? Haven´t you wondered what the fuck this mustache was?
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ITS CAUSE GODWINSON IS ACTUALLY A HOMOSEXUAL FURRY!
PPP and Godwinson are fighting beacuse Godwinson is actually in love with Phantom organization and acording to PPPs religous belives this is wrong. The grifted lemons all went to a trip to norway. The tweets about the gang going to cuba was fake! They were actually in the norwiegans rat shack.
Godwinson was tired of watching his true love suffer everynight, getting closer and closer to suicide with each hour of Ralph watched.
He used the fact that Mr vickers is a commiefornain against him saying that his one gay wedding wish was for Ethan Ralph to have a pillstream. Noble Mr vickers want to grant him that by going on a stream with him.
This next stream is gonna contain the marriage proposal of Godwinson and Phantom.
 
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All becomes gunt said:
In honor of Godwinson i took some schizo meds and came up with a theory.
So what if Faith isnt Faith? What if she is an undercover a-log trained by the glow in the darks? What if Vickers and this whole family is just a front and the guy is actually Mundane Matt's father who works in the pentagon. So Spectre did indeed not speak to General Mattis during the handshake but he delivered a litle piece of paper with directions directly from overlord Kraut. It gets deeper. This is all happening in retaliation to the boulder stream keep in mind. Matt paid chief rolling queer to bait Gunty and co into Knoxville and undercover double agent Gonzallo Leerah ( real name : classified ) pulled Ethan's shirt off to reveal the Gunt. I know too much...
Edit: Come to think of it... Coach looks an awful lot like Kaiser Soze. What if he is the mastermind behind all this ?
Edit #2: This is too much randposting even for me
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That is the dumbest, gayest thing I've heard in a long time Faith is in fact an elaborate deep fake, generated by Gator. Her whole online posting history was done by Flamenco (including voicing her, because Flam is an tranny-in-denial egg). Mr. Vickers is actually Bibble. This is all a ruse to own the alogs and us on the Karenfarms.
 
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:story: ITS AFRAID OF MRS VICKERS

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That is the dumbest, gayest thing I've heard in a long time Faith is in fact an elaborate deep fake, generated by Gator. Her whole online posting history was done by Flamenco (including voicing her, because Flam is an tranny-in-denial egg). Mr. Vickers is actually Bibble. This is all a ruse to own the alogs and us on the Karenfarms.
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GAYDUR, GAYDUR, I DONT HAVE ENOUGH BANDWITH FOR THE SHOW AND TO RENDER THE LUMPS ON FAITH'S ASS, GAYDYR
 
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All becomes gunt said:
In honor of Godwinson i took some schizo meds and came up with a theory.
So what if Faith isnt Faith? What if she is an undercover a-log trained by the glow in the darks? What if Vickers and this whole family is just a front and the guy is actually Mundane Matt's father who works in the pentagon. So Spectre did indeed not speak to General Mattis during the handshake but he delivered a litle piece of paper with directions directly from overlord Kraut. It gets deeper. This is all happening in retaliation to the boulder stream keep in mind. Matt paid chief rolling queer to bait Gunty and co into Knoxville and undercover double agent Gonzallo Leerah ( real name : classified ) pulled Ethan's shirt off to reveal the Gunt. I know too much...
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Sad to hear that you're going to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the back of the head (twice), fall into a dumpster right between two buns and get consumed by Ralph behind an Arby's in the next days.
But judging from your username, you would probably be okay with that.
 
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Hamsteroid said:
Sad to hear that you're going to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the back of the head (twice), fall into a dumpster right between two buns and get consumed by Ralph behind an Arby's in the next days.
But judging from your username, you would probably be okay with that.
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Yeah unfortunately I had to "witness" his "suicide". It was a shame, I didn't know he was able to get his arm all the way back to deliver two to the back of his dome. It's amazing how flexible the human body can be! Wonderous!
 
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We've all seen this, but I just want to point out that Ralph lives between a factory, a hospital and a cemetery. This is some bad Fengshui, maybe his fortunes will go up if he moves out if this triangle of death. How can he live somewhere where the main road always reeks of dead bodies on their way to the cemetery?
And this isn't just like a regular cemetery, this is 2 giant cemeteries combined together. This is why Ralph has to yell every night, to drown out the wails of a hundred thousand dead souls.
 
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Hamsteroid said:
Sad to hear that you're going to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the back of the head (twice), fall into a dumpster right between two buns and get consumed by Ralph behind an Arby's in the next days.
But judging from your username, you would probably be okay with that.
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My username doesnt describe some weird homosexual feeder fetish to be consumed by the gunt believe it or not. It is but a mere statement of a universal truth that will be revealed to you in due time when all the cosmic horrors are revealed... We all live we all die but in the end all becomes gunt.
 
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