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Marvel Avengers would be a far better game for him. Barely cracking 50/100 on Metacritic so plenty to complain about. All he has to do is mash attack, no skill required. Plus a lot of the game is based around online co-op so plenty of trolling to keep everyone entertained.
 
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DSP_Fat_Man said:
This is one of Phil's worst BEST playthroughs in years
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Fixed it for you. Seeing a 40 year old "professional gamer" struggle without hearing the typical "this game sucks" or "it dropped my input" excuses is actually entertaining to watch and I haven't seen Phil have 750+ views on a stream where he's gaming (and not embroiled in drama) for this long in what feels like forever
 
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How is he so bad at Tony Hawk?

Ignore the premise and look at the gameplay. This is the same as a fighting game except easier. You have to input the moves to do combos like you do in a fighting game. The difference is that in a fighting game you have to guess what the opponent will do, in Tony Hawk the "enemy" is the environment and is static.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Complete with a vest. Because we're not all about the vest.

It also has been stated, but worth noting again now that we've seen it in action... the soundtrack is integral to the game. The sound design and atmosphere was built with that soundtrack in mind, and the game's energy is hobbled without it. Phil's commentary is insufficient to fill what is effectively dead air. This is garbage-tier ASMR for a game known for the exact opposite.

Between that and the fact that he sucks at it, this will probably get cancelled, with the false DCMAs blamed for ruining it by forcing him to disable the soundtrack.

He's at $63 and after a $5 tip, again reminded people of the $100 animation, and that he'll stack the streaks. Maybe try providing watchable content.
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lmao! Hey Phail...............I thought they gave you money because they love your content........and it's allegedly not mandatory. Why do you have to keep asking them to give you money?
 
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Draza said:
Who uses q-tips to get water out of their ears? That so retarded,since it's not even possible in the first place. Not even mentioning the fact that he also gets water into his ears while taking a shower, which should not be possible either. Bugged life mechanics.
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I'm of the mind that when Phil "showers", he's really just dunking his head in the toilet and giving it a couple flushes. Anything to get through doing basic things to play with his beefcake bitmaps.

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He looks so manly and handsome, definitely doesn't look like a depressed clown.
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Even Puddles Pity Party doesn't look nearly as sad. And he's an actual clown (who sings incredibly well, but that's beside the point).
 
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SPhobos said:
I knew I said this was going to be terrible but holy shit this is just an outright butchering of Tony Hawk. He's so goddamn bad at games and this is the first game in a long while that he's played where he can't hide how shit he is. It's an awful play through because he sucks but it's a great play through because he sucks.
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Just everything that I saw before I finally got permabanned for simply saying "goutslide", it's so bad and I would almost think he's acting. Aside from gameplay his commentary is bad and viewer engagement is terrible.

"I remember getting the THPS1 demo disc from Pizzahut"-Someone who gave him money

"Oh yeah? I remember getting demo discs from places, too."-Phil

WOW great fuckin answer, dog. The fact he has no music playing during all of this is some sad shit.
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
Just everything that I saw before I finally got permabanned for simply saying "goutslide", it's so bad and I would almost think he's acting. Aside from gameplay his commentary is bad and viewer engagement is terrible.

"I remember getting the THPS1 demo disc from Pizzahut"-Someone who gave him money

"Oh yeah? I remember getting demo discs from places, too."-Phil

WOW great fuckin answer, dog. The fact he has no music playing during all of this is some sad shit.
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That's some quality reactionary commentary. His smooth brain cannot come up with anything at any point in time when he's ruining games, other than goat "nuh-uh-uh" and "what a great game!" and other pointless bitching because he sucks. He may as well just respond to everything by saying "Yeah, I like things, too."
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
How is he so bad at Tony Hawk?

Ignore the premise and look at the gameplay. This is the same as a fighting game except easier. You have to input the moves to do combos like you do in a fighting game. The difference is that in a fighting game you have to guess what the opponent will do, in Tony Hawk the "enemy" is the environment and is static.
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Any gameplay that even vaguely resembles operating a vehicle somehow brings out the absolute worst in Phil's gameplay. In any other game he could be described as "mediocre at best", but driving is a catastrophe every time. Even games where it isn't even the main focus, like Jak 2, turns into a nightmare.
It's genuinely phenomenal. It's like he absolutely doesn't understand how things work in a 3D plane, has no spatial reasoning, and can't comprehend on putting himself in one position will lead him to another.
 
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He more or less hates it on par with Pro Skater 5, but since it doesn't have a bad reputation he's willing to put aside his pride for once to say he "just sucks" this time around. Pigman honestly expected a story mode to guide his enjoyment and not just random goals again which shows he had no idea what he was getting into.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
he's back from break and has gauss in his ears???
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The only reason you would do this for an ear infection is if you were having discharge from the infection.
What did he say it was for?
If it was for anything other than discharge this is yet another thing he's doing saw another thing on Dr Goolge he though he could do because everyone knows he's lying.
 
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