🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Disheveled Human]

It's really interesting how JMK seems to be becoming a defacto Guntguard with his sudden insertion into the Ralph drama. He went after Ralph for a day or two after the tape leaked but then suddenly started exclusively going after Ralph's detractors including the Vickers who I'd say are the biggest threat to Ralph currently. Maybe my tinfoil hat is becoming too tight but I seriously wonder what sort of dirt Ralph is holding over John's head for him to be going this hard on Ralph's enemies exclusively. Whatever it is it's serious enough that JMK hasn't gone to his FBI buddies to report Ralph yet, perhaps all the things in John's thread are all true!

Dude just wants attention its best to ignore it imo I never heard of the guy and the people propping him up are hejas and earjuice who are boarderline fags to begin with.

 

[AltisticRight]

3. Faith has some kind of issue with Gunty, tells her parents she wants to go home. Mr. & Mrs. Vickers promptly fly out to get her.

• Tells her parents she's being abused.
• Tells her boyfriend she's being abused Ralph (infamous "his breath smells like used tampons"). Says she will never drink/drug again and wants to run away with him.
• Ralph has seemingly no idea of her plans to return home.
• During this time Ralph acknowledges that the allegations of abuse are false.

I think the 10k Vickers wired to Faith is important too. Falls under 3) I think?

 

[High Tea]

3. Faith has some kind of issue with Gunty, tells her parents she wants to go home. Mr. & Mrs. Vickers promptly fly out to get her.

Was this when the Ade details came out?

 

[Noproblemo]

Mrs Vickers has a confirmed Twitter account
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https://twitter.com/abort_v

Amazing, it's an entire family of LARPers. This is Godwinson's long con. 1 year from now, we'll get the video "The Vickers, A Godwinson Kino"

 

[Quorthon]

Ok so it's time for a quick recap of the last few months. If I was to theorize what happened here....

1. She had a rendezvous at with Gunty at Dax's Barbie dream shack.

• Tells her parents she's attending a funeral.
• According to Mr. Vickers she tells Ralph that she hopes she's pregnant after returning home.
• Vickers says Dax supplied Faith with a fake ID.

2. Runs off to Guntsville to live in the crack shack with Ralph

• Tells her parents she helping a friend take care of her newborn baby.
• Tell Ralph she's escaping from an abusive household.
• Tells Chris (meth head e-boyfriend) she's staying with Ralph as a friend because he's sad over his break up with Ade.
• Ralph is contacted by her parents and he threatens Mr. Vickers saying he's abusive to his daughter and will make his life hell as he is "very well known online.

3. Faith has some kind of issue with Gunty, tells her parents she wants to go home. Mr. & Mrs. Vickers promptly fly out to get her.

• Tells her parents she's being abused.
• Tells her boyfriend she's being abused Ralph (infamous "his breath smells like used tampons"). Says she will never drink/drug again and wants to run away with him.
• Ralph has seemingly no idea of her plans to return home.
• During this time Ralph acknowledges that the allegations of abuse are false.

4. Faith meets her parents and they prepare to bring her home. Faith is then called out by her parents about her pathological lying, she denies everything. Vickers takes her phone while she sleeps and a suicidal meltdown ensues. Mr. Vickers made a terrible mistake doing this before they got home, as I believe Faith wanted to returned with them at this time and was plotting something completely different.

• Gunty is still unaware that Faith planned to go home, thinks everything is fine and she's coming back.
• The Vickers are unsure what to do and bring Faith to the hospital.
• Chris (meth head e-boyfriend) starts melting down that he hasn't heard from Faith. Was instructed by Faith to have a livestream exposing their dms the next day.

5. Faith is put into a psych ward for 10 days. The Vickers and Gunty communicate about the seriousness of the situation. Chris as per his plan with Faith reveals his DMs with Faith on a livestream that are pretty damning for all involved. Gunty is a drunken xanny filled rage leaks his sex tape with Faith.

• Faith pathological lying is exposed further as Chris was not stalking her, she was aggressively contacting him, making up wild stories,telling him she loved him, etc.
• Gunty claims the sex tape was "leaked" and his phone was "hacked" both obvious lies.
• The Vickers and Ralph both agree Faith is mentally ill and should go home.
• Chris melts down on Twitter and begs Faith to contact him, refuses to believe Faith had been manipulating him for years.
• Faith refusing to contact her parents while under evaluation but has multiple conversations with Gunty.

6. Faith has to choose between returning home exposed for all the horrible activities she's been up to with her parents and getting psychiatric help or returning to Gunty's crack shack to binge on xannies and alcohol. She chooses the latter. Either doesn't care, planned, or has to ignore Gunty leaking their sex tape to the public.

• Convinces Gunty to pick her up and goes to live with him.
• Seems to still be pursuing getting pregnant.
• Vickers and Ralph have a conversation questioning why it would be a good idea to get an 18 year old girl pregnant right out of high school.
• The Vickers return home after realizing their daughter will not be returning with them.
• The Vickers take her laptop and phone with them back to California and go through her DMs over the past few months to try to deconstruct what's been happening.

7. All out war with the Gunt is declared when communication with Gunty totally breaks down. Faith refuses to communicate with her parents. It seems their goal is to force Faith to come home through various means.

• Mr. Vickers creates a website to disseminate information about their story with Faith and to take down the Gunt.
• Mundane Matt interviews Chris and we find out extremely disturbing history of their relationship.
• We learn Faith has been actively trying to get pregnant and Gunty is complicit in this plan.
• Godwinson recently undertakes a heartfelt interview with Mr. & Mrs. Vickers.

8. It Contiunes

Wow. What a sordid tale.

 

[Kenobi]

I love how Ralph has somehow transcended the cowspectrum so its almost impossible to not alog him. Hes so despicable and evil that its almost imposible not to hate him. Even the most evil people on earth take care of their mothers @theralph
He has never had a job and survives of welfare and other peoples godwill. He owes the goverment 10´s of thousands of dollars. Hes not even ashamed of ducking out of paying whats owned hes just like fuckem.
He lives in a disgusting hovel where he drinks and drugs himself to sleep everynight.
But as if thats not enough hes completly immoral and only cares for fame and money.

Faith is only a tool for him to not look like a complete loser yet to gain this tool he had to break apart a normal middle class family with no regard for that said family. He dosen´t give a fuck about her he ruined all of her future prospects just cause he got upset cause that other sapt that was tricked by her wanted her back. Now he wants to put a baby in her to make sure she can never leave guntsville. Sealing the devils deal in blood.

Even the people who stand with him trough fire and flame he abuses like gator and Rand. Leaking personal conversations or embarssing details about their personal lives.
The only guy in the world he feels any compassion for is a human thats as bad as himself that corrupts teeanagee girls for ecelebs and befriends and defends pedos.

The worst part is this is only the recent stuff hes done trought the years he has been nothing but a meanance runing peoples life for profit and sometimes just cause they slightly annoyed him in his quest to get more lemons.

So what is the gunt guards reaction gonna be to this
Riketa: Ok ban anyone talking about the vickers interview in chat
Dax: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHAHAHAHHA ITS JUST LIKE ME AND MARIES PARENTS.
Gator: I wish i was faith
Bibble: Lol i never had a father, GET IT CAUSE IM BLACK!

 

[Court of the Crimson Cuck]

Where can I hear the godwinson interview? I cant find it anywhere. Thanks lads.

 

[MeltyTW]

runing peoples life for profit and sometimes just cause they slightly annoyed him in his quest to get more lemons.

sometimes not even for that, he turned on a paypig for a harmless statement he misinterpreted in his drunken stupor and afterwards thought so little of amending a clear error by any metric that he just continues his plans to shit on him and dig up his personal life on air for no reason. it didnt get him views or avenge a slight, the guy was literally retarded and didnt fight back either. hell do it for no reason and he kills the very ground he walks on, hes actually some sort of vile demonic gunt beast who rapes the earth with his presence

 

[Horus]

Ok so it's time for a quick recap of the last few months. If I was to theorize what happened here....

1. She had a rendezvous at with Gunty at Dax's Barbie dream shack.

• Tells her parents she's attending a funeral.
• According to Mr. Vickers she tells Ralph that she hopes she's pregnant after returning home.
• Vickers says Dax supplied Faith with a fake ID.

2. Runs off to Guntsville to live in the crack shack with Ralph

• Tells her parents she helping a friend take care of her newborn baby.
• Tell Ralph she's escaping from an abusive household.
• Tells Chris (meth head e-boyfriend) she's staying with Ralph as a friend because he's sad over his break up with Ade.
• Ralph is contacted by her parents and he threatens Mr. Vickers saying he's abusive to his daughter and will make his life hell as he is "very well known online.

3. Faith has some kind of issue with Gunty, tells her parents she wants to go home. Mr. & Mrs. Vickers promptly fly out to get her.

• Tells her parents she's being abused. Claims she feels betrayed after finding out about Ade.
• Tells her boyfriend she's being abused Ralph (infamous "his breath smells like used tampons"). Says she will never drink/drug again and wants to run away with him.
• Ralph has seemingly no idea of her plans to return home.
• During this time Ralph acknowledges that the allegations of abuse are false.

4. Faith meets her parents and they prepare to bring her home. Faith is then called out by her parents about her pathological lying, she denies everything. Vickers takes her phone while she sleeps and a suicidal meltdown ensues. Mr. Vickers made a terrible mistake doing this before they got home, as I believe Faith wanted to returned with them at this time and was plotting something completely different.

• Gunty is still unaware that Faith planned to go home, thinks everything is fine and she's coming back.
• The Vickers are unsure what to do and bring Faith to the hospital.
• Chris (meth head e-boyfriend) starts melting down that he hasn't heard from Faith. Was instructed by Faith to have a livestream exposing their dms the next day.

5. Faith is put into a psych ward for 10 days. The Vickers and Gunty communicate about the seriousness of the situation. Chris as per his plan with Faith reveals his DMs with Faith on a livestream that are pretty damning for all involved. Gunty is a drunken xanny filled rage leaks his sex tape with Faith.

• Faith pathological lying is exposed further as Chris was not stalking her, she was aggressively contacting him, making up wild stories,telling him she loved him, etc.
• Gunty claims the sex tape was "leaked" and his phone was "hacked" both obvious lies.
• The Vickers and Ralph both agree Faith is mentally ill and should go home.
• Chris melts down on Twitter and begs Faith to contact him, refuses to believe Faith had been manipulating him for years.
• Faith refusing to contact her parents while under evaluation but has multiple conversations with Gunty.

6. Faith has to choose between returning home exposed for all the horrible activities she's been up to with her parents and getting psychiatric help or returning to Gunty's crack shack to binge on xannies and alcohol. She chooses the latter. Either doesn't care, planned, or has to ignore Gunty leaking their sex tape to the public.

• Convinces Gunty to pick her up and goes to live with him.
• Seems to still be pursuing getting pregnant.
• Vickers and Ralph have a conversation questioning why it would be a good idea to get an 18 year old girl pregnant right out of high school.
• The Vickers return home after realizing their daughter will not be returning with them.
• The Vickers take her laptop and phone with them back to California and go through her DMs over the past few months to try to deconstruct what's been happening.

7. All out war with the Gunt is declared when communication with Gunty totally breaks down. Faith refuses to communicate with her parents. It seems their goal is to force Faith to come home through various means.

• Mr. Vickers creates a website to disseminate information about their story with Faith and to take down the Gunt.
• Mundane Matt interviews Chris and we find out extremely disturbing history of their relationship.
• We learn Faith has been actively trying to get pregnant and Gunty is complicit in this plan.
• Godwinson recently undertakes a heartfelt interview with Mr. & Mrs. Vickers.

8. It Contiunes

That is a pretty good recap of the situation. Thank you for supplying us with it.

I think I speak for a large part of the users here when I say we just want to see Faith get well and return to the Vickers, so they can have a normie life....if we can poke the gunt a few times in the process, cool!

 

[Perspicacity]

Where can I hear the godwinson interview? I cant find it anywhere. Thanks lads.

 

[PhoBingas]

Bibble: Lol i never had a father, GET IT CAUSE IM BLACK!

Bibble is one of the few in the gunt's motley crew that I have a bit of sympathy for. He was never meant to get sucked into Ethan's gravity well. On earth C-187 Bibble is hosting a moderately successful tabletop channel on youtube to like 8 or 9k subs. It isn't much but its better than this cursed reality where he's licking the festering grease from a grizzled gunt crease.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Amazing, it's an entire family of LARPers. This is Godwinson's long con. 1 year from now, we'll get the video "The Vickers, A Godwinson Kino"

It'd be good if it was Faith, Matthew, and Ariana all happy together laughing about how crazy it got and how they're not going to see Ralph for at least 10 years due to his prison sentence. Maybe Gator will be running around their yard and they'll be throwing a ball for him to fetch.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Does anyone think its Mr. and Mrs. V or is it another scam it seems like it could be legit. With all the missmatched guests portraying its tough to say. Im guessing its legit since the voices sound different and unique.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Does anyone think its Mr. and Mrs. V or is it another scam it seems like it could be legit. With all the missmatched guests portraying its tough to say. Im guessing its legit since the voices sound different and unique.

They confirmed it was them

 

[Crystal Golem]

Bibble is one of the few in the gunt's motley crew that I have a bit of sympathy for. He was never meant to get sucked into Ethan's gravity well. On earth C-187 Bibble is hosting a moderately successful tabletop channel on youtube to like 8 or 9k subs. It isn't much but its better than this cursed reality where he's licking the festering grease from a grizzled gunt crease.

I feel like released from these goons bibble would actually improve and take criticism too. He's got some pretty ok ideas even hamstrung as he is.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

I don't think godwinson is necessarily opposed to people making money from their content, but moreso the way they do it. Superchats are fucking retarded and should have never became a thing. It's a a stupid method of monetization that makes shows worse and attracts the worst of retarded pay piggies.

Super chats were quite possibly the most grift facilitating thing in IBS. There was an energized section of the internet that was eager to have their views platformed. Especially post Kraut drama. Then the Andy JF split happened. Warski went from making bank each night to burning his nipples live.

Tells Chris (meth head e-boyfriend) she's staying with Ralph as a friend because he's sad over his break up with Ade.

That is quite possibly the most transparent "I promise I'm not cucking you" story. "Like, we're just friends, also I'm staying with him not you. Here's a pic of me. Can't wait to finally live with you and not him Thanks for the care packaged meth BTW, I'll save some for when I'm taking care of your package. Uwu ecks dee! *Heart emoji*"

 

[Horus]

Where can I hear the godwinson interview? I cant find it anywhere. Thanks lads.

https://youtu.be/-G7uyMCVUe8

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Riketa: Ok ban anyone talking about the vickers interview in chat

Wait he done that last night? Or just a schizo theory?

 

[Crystal Golem]

NO MERCY VICKERS. LEAVE NO SURVIVORS.
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Oh yeah Mr. and Mrs. V need to show up with the youngest two and let them take the first stab at the house. Hell let the whole fam take a swing.

"NOOOO GAD DAMMIT VICKERS MY BUDWEISER CRIB WAS STILL IN THE CRAWL SPACE! MAH DADDY MADE IT FER MEH OUTTA EMTPY CANS! THEM FUCKERS WERE OLDER THAN I AM! THEY WUZ ANTIQUES VICKERS!!! HOW YEW GUNNA PAY FER THIS?!?!"

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Does anyone think its Mr. and Mrs. V or is it another scam it seems like it could be legit. With all the missmatched guests portraying its tough to say. Im guessing its legit since the voices sound different and unique.

Vickers said it was real on his twitter multiple times you silly goose.