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Also the vest thing is bullshit anyway; most of the time he ended up wearing it for like 5 or 10 minutes before the end of the stream while the whales fought in the background over whose turn it is. You're not a camgirl, Phil, saving the best for last makes no fucking sense, *especially* if you're putting clothes *on*!

EDIT: I know I keep posting but this is all just so fucking weird
It's a bit insulting, really. This is the type of joke that went on for far too long(Phil's expertise) and became normalized.

Haha isn't it funny I'm wearing an old shitty vest lol what if we made it a tips goal of $100 per STREAM to wear one lmao wouldn't that be funny. Now we are here where it's Alright guys looks like I'm not wearing the vest at all until we get 100 dollars in tips and then that's it folks it would be a shame if I can't afford groceries or new consoles :\.
 
Hahaha so now it's Phil's fault for playing every game like a fucking slug and having the motor skills of an actual infant.
At this rate it seems like it's everything's fault but the ear infection that Phil will continually harp about for the rest of his life
What cracks me up is his excuse that 'allotta peephole say this game takes X amount of time' then his stream goes over or he doesn't finish the game. Who is anyone to determine how bad he is at games or how long he'll fuck around until he gets the gibs?
 
we all know Phil's history with PCs. remember he wont buy a $200 black Friday laptop because his old piece of shit laptop is configured exactly the way he likes it and he cant be bothered to figure out windows 10.
Which is hilarious because Win10 is extremely close to Win7. I'm a boomer who hates change when it comes to my OS too but Win10 isn't that bad.
 
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Couch is gone, he's gonna need some tips tomorrow.

Which is hilarious because Win10 is extremely close to Win7. I'm a boomer who hates change when it comes to my OS too but Win10 isn't that bad.
Not to mention that, in just a few minutes you can get it looking and working closer to W7 then it already does.
 

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funny thing he tried to partially walk it back at the end by asking swagginz explicitly to cover.

[19:57:12] <%$sambuca2020> @OnlyIcedCoffee please just tip dude
[19:57:31] <%OnlyIcedCoffee> @sambuca2020 Yeah... tonight is my night to cover down lol. That's why I'm here tonight otherwise I would be asleep
[20:52:09] <%OnlyIcedCoffee> @OmnipotentSwagginz If I leave to go to bed, will you cover down for tonight?
[20:52:34] <@%$OmnipotentSwagginz> @OnlyIcedCoffee KEKW
[20:52:59] <%OnlyIcedCoffee> @OmnipotentSwagginz I'm actually serious lol. I'm going to lay down for now. Will be on mobile just in case something happens
[20:53:58] <%OnlyIcedCoffee> @OmnipotentSwagginz That last boss fight took a lot longer than I expected... it's almost midnight here and I have to get up at 5:30 lol
[20:55:12] <%OnlyIcedCoffee> Alright start the poll
[21:15:30] <%OnlyIcedCoffee> Chill guys
[21:16:10] <%$PlayScratsNuttyAdventure> @darksydephil relax dood. OnlyIcedCoffee says he has it. calm down
[21:16:41] <onlydarkcoffee> @onlyicedcoffee said he was covering
[21:24:23] <%+lollermittens> @OnlyIcedCoffee YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE

then keeps dumping subs till 11 pm. what a clown.
Is ‘cover down’ paypig lingo for ‘donate the rest of the $100 right at the end of the stream’? Whose job was it to cover down on the 73rd stream? They need to be sent to the farm.
 
Why the hell would anyone buy a console at that price? You'd have to have more money than brains. The whole point of a console is it's cheap tbh, otherwise why not just get a PC that will be able to run everything better, and for 8k you could get a PC built in the future.
His 3K PC lemon doesn't count?
 
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Couch is gone, he's gonna need some tips tomorrow.


Not to mention that, in just a few minutes you can get it looking and working closer to W7 then it already does.
That corner hasn't seen light in years. Why would you show what looks like mold? Also nice. Let's see what he spent the vest money on.

*Also, do you think he sold it? Moved it to the garage? Hired others to take it? I got a lot of questions that will never be answered.
 
That corner hasn't seen light in years. Why would you show what looks like mold? Also nice. Let's see what he spent the vest money on.

*Also, do you think he sold it? Moved it to the garage? Hired others to take it? I got a lot of questions that will never be answered.
It’s absolutely going to be the green screen rotting in the garage. He’s not going to shell out cash for anything new.
 
Oh noes! Is Phil upgrading to a semi modern setup with a gamer chair and a desk?

Nah, that would cost money for new furniture, no way he can afford that.

I’ll bet you he just moved the loveseat to a different side of the room or some shit like that. Maaaaybe got a new one.

BTW: Some piglet suggested on Twitter that Phil start with a 50$ goal AND a 100$ stretch goal, and Phil absolutely loved the idea. So that’ll probably make it.
 
Would be a good time to rearrange his entire "office" but nah fuck that with his bad back, his shit ears, his gout, and his lack of muscle wouldn't allow that.

If he decides to actually upgrade his stuff via green screen, stream deck, windows 10, new laptop and computer I'm still gonna give him shit anyway because it takes him this long to do anything about it.
 
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Would be a good time to rearrange his entire "office" but nah fuck that with his bad back, his shit ears, his gout, and his lack of muscle wouldn't allow that.

If he decides to actually upgrade his stuff via green screen, stream deck, windows 10, new laptop and computer I'm still gonna give him shit anyway because it takes him this long to do anything about it.
It’s important to note he already owns all these things except for a W10 key (which I’m sure you can find for less than $50). His laziness and hubris has prevented him from integrating ANY of them until it’s already too late (right now). This is consistent with everything else he has shown up a day late and a dollar short for; streaming, direct capture, long form videos, Minecraft, etc
 
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