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Why didn't he just use his computer chair?
Because that is what every idiot muppet streamer uses and DSP is different. He just needs an el cheapo chair as he wears gunnar glasses, a vest or jersey, spinning in circles, and blowing bubbles.

Not a children's entertainer.
 
everyone is telling him not to do a streak and he just keeps replying "maybe"

he's going to silently keep track and try to retcon a way to readd it.
The vest thing wouldn't have been as big of a deal if he didn't bring so much damn attention to it once it got past a certain point. He claimed time and time again that he NEVER talked about the vest thing, it was ONLY chat that worried about it...yet, as soon as it was closing time, he'd bring out the guilt-tipping speech saying "I dunno, guys *snort* I think this might be the end of the shtreek!" and a whale would come through. He never talked about it, except for every single shtreem he did throughout the course of the entire farce of pahsitivity.

He could easily do a a streak incentive of some kind, and really not hype it at all. But, he likes the money and he wants the money. If there's cash involved, he'll beg and beg and beg.
 
STOP MAKING ME DRYWALL FLEX
The height of the creep is not necessarily indicative of how bad the issue is, it's more about where the issue is. If the problem is on the inside of the drywall, then the entire inside of the wall could have mold crawled all the way up. The actual core of drywall is insanely dry and insanely thristy, so if the problem lays on the other side of the wall, it could be incredibly bad and has finally rotted its way through the paper, then the core, and is now working its way up the painted side of the wall.
Wanna jerk off about drywall facts?

I’ve seen a lot of autism over the years here in the farms, but jerking off over drywall is a new one.

By all means, go on gentlemen! Flex that glorious drywall autism...


Seriously though, while I lean towards Team Mold here (mostly because it would be funnier), it’s a fact that the resolution in this pic is shit. It’s hard to 100% determine either way.
 
This fukin retarded srsly. Look. The lean in is even worse. He twists his body even more. Im lost.

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The way he hypes up every little thing really is despicable. And he blames others for overacting and being disingenuous.

Him looking at the TV straight-on is something everyone should be excited about.
There was so much embellishment in the stream that I had to shut it off.
"Now that the Vest Streak is gone, I can put LONGER NAMES on the top of the screen!"
"Look, because I'm closer to my keyboard, I can UPDATE DONATIONS FASTER!"
"This is a time of REJUVANATION and POSITIVITY! A new era begins!"
There's only so much SalesmanSydePhil the mortal mind should be forced to endure.
 
He’s so weird, detractors are the ones who made his streams about the vest streak, of course ignoring the emotes for the vest he put on his channel...but he also won’t let them take credit for it ending...somehow him getting sick is the reason he didn’t get tipped 80 dollars on a day he streamed

How...how have I been watching this shit show for so many years and yet I’m still bamboozled by his mental gymnastics....
 
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