DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

This is some lore I missed because I was so distracted with the chair spin bullshit i guess. That's really lame and fucked up if she used her fucking birthday money on DSP's dirty ass carpet. What a fantastic fucking gift, very well spent... Jesus Christ how pathetic is he?

It's almost as pathetic as making your wife haul around sweaty furniture mere days after her birthday

 

[PieceofShet]

Fixing the wall would involve hiring mexican guys to come do it for him
Moving the camera would require phil to use his arm muscles that are weakened from grocery shopping or something I dont fucking know.
He needs a whole new greenscreen and stand for it you expect him to just use tape or tacks or nails? gtfo nudnik
That is the PC chair he uses for the PC he can't use a pc chair for non pc use that would void its tax exemption status
He can barely lift a gallon of milk you expect him to lift a laptop? Must weigh like 1 whole kilogram (go google what that is in lbs)

I think you are right. You convinced me. There is nothing he could do.

Dont wanna drink ahead of time but we are about to hit the 6k pagestreak so just keep donating your thoughts.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Imagine blaming your wife, the "love of your life" for everything that requires an excuse infront of hundreds of people!
"Oh well muh wife doesn't like wrestling"
"Muh wife said I can't stream past this time"
"Well its muh wife's console"
"Muh wife likes Turkey Burgers"
"Muh wife can't goto the gym so we bought an excersize bike"

There are so many goddamned excuses for things DSP didn't want to do/didn't want to take responsibility for,that he pinned on Kat. Imagine being married to this kind of asshole. His chat probably hates her on the low, because she's used as a reason for why DSP can't stay longer on the stream half the time and many other things.

Precisely why I hate that type of shit. He has put a ton of small things on her front to save what little image he has left. Even still after getting some debt cleared and a transparent figure of 25k+ dollars over the past month, "it doesn't work like that" when it comes to a fan saying he has these new consoles paid off. Wew, still gotta cry poor.

Khet is now the Demon Possessed sister who loves potatoes, triggered by Marvel movies, plays normie games and PC shooters with a controller and has retarded takes of "Why use hand sanitizer when you're quarantined?". All because of this loon.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

It's almost as pathetic as making your wife haul around sweaty furniture mere days after her birthday

Well to be fair, when you get older your birthday is just another fucking day and not an excuse to not do stuff. You still go for a nice dinner or something after work, or work out a powerfuck somewhere in there, but the world ain't stopping for your fucking spin around the sun.

That being said, Phil throwing his wife under the bus at every chance he can is just getting sad. It's like he's spiteful of the bitch or something. Yeah. It's Tevin's fault she wants nothing to do with his stream or the retard factory associated with it. Fucking murder her and frame the cat and be done with it already.

 

[Pargon]

Is it remotely possible for Phil to do something without looking absolutely miserable?

He hates 95% of his entire life, so...no.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Seeing that Kat pays zero towards anything in the house and we haven't seen or heard from her in months, I highly doubt it was her money or effort involved in Phil's rearranging of one bit of furniture. More than likely Phil paid some carpet cleaners to come in and move his stuff around while begging off moving the loveseat because of his bad back before waddling to his bedroom to play WWE gatcha while the adults were busy.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Since the "Captain's Chair" doesn't have enough room for a cat to play I guess Jasper's been sent to the chaos realm.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Since the "Captain's Chair" doesn't have enough room for a cat to play I guess Jasper's been sent to the chaos realm.

If you are of the opinion that Jasper is anything other than a desiccated corpse rotting in some locked closet, forgotten months ago, you are a far more optimistic person than I.
Kat just keeps pouring food into the bowls, even though they've been overflowing for months, and the two dots don't connect.
And Phil? He can't even remember what Jacket is. Jampack? No. Justin. Yeah, that sounds right.

 

[The Goutsketeer]

If you are of the opinion that Jasper is anything other than a desiccated corpse rotting in some locked closet, forgotten months ago, you are a far more optimistic person than I.
Kat just keeps pouring food into the bowls, even though they've been overflowing for months, and the two dots don't connect.
And Phil? He can't even remember what Jacket is. Jampack? No. Justin. Yeah, that sounds right.

I think Kat is more likely to be the corpse at this point, Jasper was on stream recently, whereas we literally haven't even seen Kat since the wedding photos.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I think Kat is more likely to be the corpse at this point, Jasper was on stream recently, whereas we literally haven't even seen Kat since the wedding photos.

We're just building up to the 'My family got dead, need $65k for TAXES' arc.

 

[Freshtodeath]

I think this setup is worse. The couch kinda hid the bland wall. Now its just a 40 year old man in front of a crusty wall.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

More than likely Phil paid some carpet cleaners to come in and move his stuff around while begging off moving the loveseat because of his bad back before waddling to his bedroom to play WWE gatcha while the adults were busy.

This is the impression I'm getting because of how bad he is with his money.

Imagine him having to clear room from his nook including the chair he's using now, then bringing that loveseat out of the room somehow(unless it's taken apart), rearranging the nook for space then stuffing the loveseat in there, then dragging the chair from the bedroom to his office.

That's a lot of work for even him.

Then again, is there even much room in that nook for his love seat? seemed pretty fuckin full with just the chair itself.

I think he paid to have it hauled off. Unless he wanted to stuff it in Khet's room if for some reason there isn't a bed in there anymore.

Edit: Maybe there is room. Doesn't he keep the shitbox in here too?

 

[The Goutsketeer]

I think this setup is worse. The couch kinda hid the bland wall. Now its just a 40 year old man in front of a crusty wall.

This setup is just as autistic as the last one, only this time when he lean-in-manual-bans someone, he has to swivel like a moron first or at the very least twist his body towards his laptop.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

This is the impression I'm getting because of how bad he is with his money.

Imagine him having to clear room from his nook including the chair he's using now, then bringing that loveseat out of the room somehow(unless it's taken apart), rearranging the nook for space then stuffing the loveseat in there, then dragging the chair from the bedroom to his office.

That's a lot of work for even him.

Then again, is there even much room in that nook for his love seat? seemed pretty fuckin full with just the chair itself.

I think he paid to have it hauled off. Unless he wanted to stuff it in Khet's room if for some reason there isn't a bed in there anymore.

Edit: Maybe there is room. Doesn't he keep the shitbox in here too?
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If he put some of those totes on top of the love seat there would be room I think. Seems like it would have been a lot of work though. Probably had to get the chair, and a bunch of other shit out and on one end of the office or in the hallway, waddle the love seat in and stack shit on top of it. Seems like more work than I'd expect Phil to do tbqh.

 

[hector85]

This setup is just as autistic as the last one, only this time when he lean-in-manual-bans someone, he has to swivel like a moron first or at the very least twist his body towards his laptop.

its all part of his master plan to get more exercise, by forcing himself to twist his torso like that constantly hes hoping to strengthen his back muscles while he works all day. phil may very well be the world's first person to have a totally jacked lower back but still look like a malnourished pasty ghoul.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

If he put some of those totes on top of the love seat there would be room I think. Seems like it would have been a lot of work though. Probably had to get the chair, and a bunch of other shit out and on one end of the office or in the hallway, waddle the love seat in and stack shit on top of it. Seems like more work than I'd expect Phil to do tbqh.

You realize gay dudes charge a lot of money to tell people what you're telling Phil right now? You're taking dicks food out of their mouths.

where are these secret detractor meetings where people plan to derail the stream by talking about the vest

You already know too much.

 

[tzgnilki]

where are these secret detractor meetings where people plan to derail the stream by talking about the vest

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

As far as I can recall, the only two rooms in Phil's condo that have carpet are his office and the bedroom. And we know they didn't deep clean the whole bedroom as that would involve moving the bed, three dressers, two nightstands, and everything in the nook.

The bedroom could probably use it, though. That's where Jasper's litter box is. There is probably cat litter and shit ground into the carpet.

 

[SirChipDouglas]

Look buddy... I don’t know what your problem is with junkies, if it’s some personal deal or something.

But there’s no reason to drag that on to the farms, and callously smear all junkies by comparing them with Phil.

Junkies work fucking hard. Whether burglaries, shoplifting or slinging dope, they’re on their feet hustling 24-7 to afford their habit.

They certainly don’t deserve to be compared to Phil: A man who thinks “work” is sitting on his ass 12 hours a day, mumbling into a mike.

Especially since most junkies would look at Phil with disgust.

Stealing car stereos or power drills from Walmart might not exactly be gainful employment.

But at least they’re not exploiting straight up retards and wheelchairs like DSP.

HERE HERE! This man KNOWS, and i should know i was a former junkie and we indeed work hard, everyday you have to hustle if you want your fix. That monkey on your back never lets up day in and day out. Being a junkie is hard fucking work Phil could never do half the shit it takes to get a fix day in and day out, especially heroin which i was on. And even i had fucking standards as a junkie, jesus i've never seen someone so pathetic as Phil and i've seen grown men shit themselves and cry from withdrawal.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

HERE HERE! This man KNOWS, and i should know i was a former junkie and we indeed work hard, everyday you have to hustle if you want your fix. That monkey on your back never lets up day in and day out. Being a junkie is hard fucking work Phil could never do half the shit it takes to get a fix day in and day out, especially heroin which i was on. And even i had fucking standards as a junkie, jesus i've never seen someone so pathetic as Phil and i've seen grown men shit themselves and cry from withdrawal.

I've seen just how low a guy can sink when he's balls deep in addiction, some of the most heart wrenching shit I've seen, and I've watched people die in agony. Phil's tolerance for pain (none) would be passed at the first hour of coming down. Hands trembling as he holds the gun by hour four.