Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[The Dude]

As mentioned up thread, one big meal per day is generally a bad idea because of how it fucks with your body. But if you're going to insist on it being one meal a day, it should always be breakfast. Front-loading your calories is better than taking them all in at the end of your day, where you're just gonna sleep them off. Given, Lou doesn't do a lot that will burn calories in the first place, beyond exist, but you want to be burning those calories, not sleeping them.

Exactly this. As anyone who has taken basic biology in middle or high school can tell you, when you go to sleep all your bodily functions begin to slow down. Your brain activity goes down, your breathing slows, and your heart rate decreases. This also means your metabolism goes into sleep mode as well, which means you're not burning calories and your body is instead storing fat cells. Since your digestive system is likewise taking a snooze along with the rest of your body, this is why many people have weird dreams or even nightmares if they eat too close to bed time. So, yeah, if you're going to eat a big meal it's best to make it breakfast so that your body is fully awake and working at peak function so that your metabolism can do it's thing properly.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Lou convinced himself he’s sick because quality of food. If he ate gourmet premade food constantly he would be super healthy.
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This unmatched fucking paste-sucking retard. There is not even one thing on that list that is the cheapest version of itself.

-Watermelon cubes: Out of season, price increases, pre-cut, price increases. The cost of one container of watermelon is almost half the cost of a whole watermelon, even when they're both on sale. Per pound cost is through the roof. Buy some apples, scrunt.
-Shredded lettuce: Pre-cut, price increases. And you aren't eating lettuce.
-Salami: Salami is a dry-aged sausage. It's always more expensive than regular deli meats like ham, turkey, and chicken, unless the deli is having a specific sale to clear out their cheapest brand of hard salami. Even then, I bet there's cheaper deli meat in that store somewhere.
-Provolone: Provolone is an aged cheese. The cheap stuff isn't aged for long but exactly like salami, the production method determines that it is always more expensive than a different kind of cheese, especially by the pound. Pre-packed has the advantage of economy of scale, so in the best case scenario, it's the same cost.
-Spaghettios: Brand name almost certainly. Stop eating this shit fatty fatty fat fat.
-Spaghetti sauce, Hunts: There are cheaper cans of sauce. Paying $1 for a single can of bare, base tomato sauce is white people bullshit. That's for cooking with, you trailer trash. And nobody eats this much spaghetti. Blood type Ragu joke.
-Boxed soup: Fucking boxed soup. There's nothing to say about boxed soup that hasn't already been said about Benghazi.
-Roll of meat: An actual dick?
-Chicken nuggets/strips: Presumably frozen, pre-packaged, wildly overpriced. Fried chicken is a nearly-universal food. Almost every culture has at least one version of it that dates back to the invention of putting meat in hot oil. Fresh chicken is much, much cheaper, especially if you just read the big sign they post by the meat. SOME cut of chicken is on sale right now at every grocery store in the US for far less than anything frozen. And if he's buying the hot deli shit? Forget about it.

 

[Kled]

You don't need to stop eating meat you just need moderation and balancing shit out. Cut out most of the sugar and carbs and make sure the fats your eating are more lean. Or don't. 5XL shirts are just a few sizes away from you needing to shop entirely online.

I wanna touch on this specifically because of something that happened to me that would be flat out hilarious to lou. Back when I was first diagnosed with type2 i went on a brief fast from all sugar products. Cold turkey instantaneously dropping all sugar in my diet. The withdrawal was fucking insane. Lethargy, headaches from hell, and nausea from hell. Imagine the symptoms from this heckin chonker of a unit now that hes openly admitting to being an ignorant poorfag.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

The Food Desert Defense is popular among authoritarian leftists looking for an excuse to nationalize basic retail services as well as the entire food supply. It basically goes, “Well the reason people are unhealthy is that they buy unhealthy food because there are these places in cities called Food Deserts where all that’s on the shelves is junk food and people are literally incapable of getting ingredients and cooking meals because cooking is impossible.” When pressured and presented with examples of how to quickly and easily cook cheap, healthy, filling, tasty food, the person pushing the Food Desert Defense inevitably responds in the fashion of Lou.

 

[Bad Gateway]

The Food Desert Defense is popular among authoritarian leftists looking for an excuse to nationalize basic retail services as well as the entire food supply. It basically goes, “Well the reason people are unhealthy is that they buy unhealthy food because there are these places in cities called Food Deserts where all that’s on the shelves is junk food and people are literally incapable of getting ingredients and cooking meals because cooking is impossible.” When pressured and presented with examples of how to quickly and easily cook cheap, healthy, filling, tasty food, the person pushing the Food Desert Defense inevitably responds in the fashion of Lou.

Also, he's shopping at a Walmart. Go to your local Walmart. That is his selection. Because of Walmart's buying power, the products in their grocery stores are unbelievably homogenized, with most differences being by local addition instead of substitution or subtraction. Food deserts may exist. Not in Suburban PA.

 

[Sintharia]

The Food Desert Defense is popular among authoritarian leftists looking for an excuse to nationalize basic retail services as well as the entire food supply. It basically goes, “Well the reason people are unhealthy is that they buy unhealthy food because there are these places in cities called Food Deserts where all that’s on the shelves is junk food and people are literally incapable of getting ingredients and cooking meals because cooking is impossible.” When pressured and presented with examples of how to quickly and easily cook cheap, healthy, filling, tasty food, the person pushing the Food Desert Defense inevitably responds in the fashion of Lou.

To be fair, there are places where the accessibility of food is difficult and transportation is problematic. Eating healthier requires more frequent shopping, which isn’t as cost effective when you live more distant from good shopping. But Lou doesn’t have this excuse, given how frequently he goes to Walmart in the first place.

And even when you have a garbage dietary selection, you can make healthier choices in what you’re eating, choosing high protein options, smaller portion sizes, low sugar, etc. You don’t double-down on the worst possible things, but make the best of the bad hand you’re dealt.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Also, he's shopping at a Walmart. Go to your local Walmart. That is his selection. Because of Walmart's buying power, the products in their grocery stores are unbelievably homogenized, with most differences being by local addition instead of substitution or subtraction. Food deserts may exist. Not in Suburban PA.

As someone who goes to wally world and can live on $100- 125/mo of their food with no issues, this is clearly a fat lou lie problem.

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

Lou convinced himself he’s sick because quality of food. If he ate gourmet premade food constantly he would be super healthy.
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I’d love to know what he’s referring to when he says “instead of asking for help” when his begging posts are posted 24/7 and are updated twice daily
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Breaking a fast after being sick with corn dogs. Doesn’t get why he’s sick.

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I’m a meat eater and even I know this doesn’t make any sense. Not eating green things isn’t a political statement.
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Also he’s yelling about nazi terfs again
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Our good little Jewish girl is celebrating Lent? The Christian holiday? Surely he meant he was fasting?

 

[JoyQ]

He raged last night with 20+ Tweets calling people nazis and terfs

Spoiler: Nasty foot update

Let the armchair diagnosing commence.

 

[Damien Thorne]

He raged last night with 20+ Tweets calling people nazis and terfs

Spoiler: Nasty foot update

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Let the armchair diagnosing commence.

Armchair diagnosis - stop fucking picking at it, you fucking stupid fucker.

 

[Lurk]

He raged last night with 20+ Tweets calling people nazis and terfs

Spoiler: Nasty foot update

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Let the armchair diagnosing commence.

I love that he's not even bothering to accompany his grotesque foot picture with his bullshit story about not walking on it now. I wonder if I give myself a nasty paper cut I can take a photo of it and just put it next to a beg post with no context and be rolling in burgers.

If you cut out the floor and toe, it looks like a fucking live volcano from a top-down view

 

[Kled]

To be fair, there are places where the accessibility of food is difficult and transportation is problematic. Eating healthier requires more frequent shopping, which isn’t as cost effective when you live more distant from good shopping. But Lou doesn’t have this excuse, given how frequently he goes to Walmart in the first place.

And even when you have a garbage dietary selection, you can make healthier choices in what you’re eating, choosing high protein options, smaller portion sizes, low sugar, etc. You don’t double-down on the worst possible things, but make the best of the bad hand you’re dealt.

This is very true. Sometimes i wonder just why he doesnt get the healthier alternatives (i know i know) such as the veggie pasta and reduced sodium sauce or hell why not make something simple and filling. Its soup season so he could make pots of soup which is far better than the canned shit. Healthier options arent all that expensive at Walmart at least where i am and most of the time its cheaper than processed. Also i love that this fat commie is sticking it to capitalism by shopping at a company that abuses the shit out of the system instead of finding a smaller chain or a local place. Since he wants to be a woman so bad he can do the traditional things. You know like shopping for sales and couponing.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

He raged last night with 20+ Tweets calling people nazis and terfs

Spoiler: Nasty foot update

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Let the armchair diagnosing commence.

Still not an ulcer, but looks inflamed, possibly infected.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Still not an ulcer, but looks inflamed, possibly infected.

And the thing on his foot isn't looking much better, either.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

Still not an ulcer, but looks inflamed, possibly infected.

Almost definitely infected imo, it's inflamed and looks slightly yellowed. If he hasn't been dressing it (he's been saying he walks blood though the house or bleeds through his sock) there's plenty of foreign objects/dirt that could get into it. Even just the fluff from the inside of a sock could do enough to irritate it after a while.

 

[Miss Misery]

I'd estimate Lou is definitely pushing 600lbs at this point. Amberlynn Reid is wearing clothes the same size as Lou, she weighs about 500lbs, yet is about a foot shorter. Lou is, as they say, an absolute unit.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

This is just the course of nature. If Lou wants to be a dumb fuck and use this as a means to beg for money vs. actually going to the doctor and getting it looked at, let him. It went from looking like a callous to a plantars wart to a literal pit in bottom of his foot. No one has to be a doctor to see that this has just progressively gotten worse, and no one needs a magic 8 ball to guess what's going to happen next.

We are, however, going to need popcorn.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

This is just the course of nature. If Lou wants to be a dumb fuck and use this as a means to beg for money vs. actually going to the doctor and getting it looked at, let him. It went from looking like a callous to a plantars wart to a literal pit in bottom of his foot. No one has to be a doctor to see that this has just progressively gotten worse, and no one needs a magic 8 ball to guess what's going to happen next.

We are, however, going to need popcorn.

OnlyUseMeBlade seems to have stopped just before losing that toe.
Lou won't. Not even if it really ends up taking his leg, after all, "crippled trans woman" sounds better than "trans woman", right?

 

[AssRock]

OnlyUseMeBlade seems to have stopped just before losing that toe.
Lou won't. Not even if it really ends up taking his leg, after all, "crippled trans woman" sounds better than "trans woman", right?

Nah, Blade is still drinking and breaking his teeth.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Nah, Blade is still drinking and breaking his teeth.

Still has his legs, somehow.
If we're talking about teeth, Lou already beat him several years ago.