🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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gran_autismo said:
He promised her the Ohuhu 200 color double tipped alcohol chisel marker set!
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There may also have been a promise of a Kingdom Hearts branded hoodie, depending on the reception of her video.
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Speaking of Kingdom Hearts they have a cash grab guitar hero game coming out!

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It'll make a nice Thanksgiving/Christmas Present, if you love her Ralph you would buy this game and sing along to 140+ tracks of the Kingdom Hearts soundtrack.

Let's not forget the most expensive crayon/markers on the Market, PrismaColor!

You Can get this 150 coloring Pencil set just as low as 89.99 dollars!

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And this 200 double tipped marker for up to 500 to 700 dollars!
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World Star said:
Now lets ask the question, if she were to have second thoughts want to reconcile with her parents would the Gunt ever allow this to happen and to take such a public loss to the A-logs?
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This is a very good question. Personally, I don't think he would stop her from reconciling with her parents. I like to think he would silently just break it off and let her go back, desperately hoping she won't say anything to tip off the ayyylawgs that they're no longer together. It wouldn't shock me it he tried to get her to sign some sort of NDA to ensure she doesn't tip anyone off, though. I'm sure we all know the last thing Ralph wants is for Faith to start talking about their relationship after it ends. I truly believe this is the one thing he fears most at the moment.
 
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
Speaking of Kingdom Hearts they have a cash grab guitar hero game coming out!

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It'll make a nice Thanksgiving/Christmas Present, if you love her Ralph you would buy this game and sing along to 140+ tracks of the Kingdom Hearts soundtrack.

Let's not forget the most expensive crayon/markers on the Market, PrismaColor!

You Can get this 150 coloring Pencil set just as low as 89.99 dollars!

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And this 200 double tipped marker for up to 500 to 700 dollars!
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Unironically those prismacolor markers are not worth the money. I've picked up singles before at the art store to test their skin tone ranges to test them against other brands and... they're shit. Really. You're better off going ohuhu or even arteza especially for what you get for the price. Or just going with Copic if you have to spend stupid money on markers.

Prismacolor colored pencils are nice, but they're not the most expensive BY FAR. Look at Derwent, you only get 35 for $89! Or Mitsubishi Pencil, it's $150-$200 depending on where you source them from for 100. They're beautiful though!

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But seriously Faith, tell Ralph to get you these Caran d'Arche colored pencils. They're French and that's fancy! They cost over $200 but they're all light fast so your little drawings will never fade even if they're hung around your house like fly paper!

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Only the best for our little drama queen!
 
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I am not sure why you guys are trying to cheap out on this poor girl. I mean she is distraught and needs the comfort only material things can bring. I haven't used pen and paper now for years and tend to do all of my art digitally so my suggestion is the Wacom Cintiq Pro 24" or 32", it's only $3,299.95 or they run sales every so often where they offer 2-3% off, they also offer the Mobilestudio tablet PC, which costs more but is limited due to its portability. It takes a little bit to get used to, but I don't think I could go back at this point. I don't see why Ralph wouldn't buy this for his own personal FaiFai for her birthday, does he not love her enough? If her birthday is too close, Christmas is right around the corner.
 
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JewBacca said:
I am not sure why you guys are trying to cheap out on this poor girl. I mean she is distraught and needs the comfort only material things can bring. I haven't used pen and paper now for years and tend to do all of my art digitally so my suggestion is the Wacom Cintiq Pro 24" or 32", it's only $3,299.95 or they run sales every so often where they offer 2-3% off, they also off the Mobilestudio tablet PC, which costs more but is limited due to its portability. It takes a little bit to get used to, but I don't think I could go back at this point. I don't see why Ralph wouldn't buy this for his own personal FaiFai for her birthday, does he not love her enough? If her birthday is too close, Christmas is right around the corner.
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I've thought about trading in my intuos for a cintiq but the fact that it's got giant fans inside it to keep it cool that can crap out at an time has turned me off. And the dreaded drift. Of course she'd also need one of those big ergo arms to mount to a desktop so she can have it in the best position for working at all times too, those are what, another $300-$500?

It's good to have both digital and traditional tools at hand though, sometimes you'll find yourself trying to tackle a problem on the screen and need to work it out with IRL supplies to move forward. I guess what I'm saying is she should have it all! Yay! Get all the things Fai! You've earned it!
 
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MeltyTW said:
oh yeah there are two, one is the dead neighbor (great slandering someone that now no longer can clear their name you heartless bitch, heres to driving you back in the nuthouse where you belong) and the highschool janitor
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When you look at the things objectively that Faith has done, the girl seriously scares me. Her insane manipulation of her e-boyfriend "stalker" was frightening. Even her parents seem to acknowledge that these rape allegations are likely pure fabrication, but that she would so brazenly accuse not one but two men of raping her.... As long as she's hiding away at Ralph's she doesn't have to answer to any of these allegations or the obvious lies she's been telling for years. I actually believe that Faith has masterminded a lot of this herself, I think Ethan thinks he's in control but in reality Faith is pulling a lot of the strings. With such a dangerous character under his roof.... I would be very afraid indeed.
 
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MeltyTW said:
Wait guys my autism just kicked in, do you guys know what is next to ethan? thats a cbd vape pen. im going to find the height of that vape pen, if we do that we then can measure ralph in this picture and prove he is 5 foot 1 once and for all!
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The hero we need, but not necessarily the hero we deserve.
 
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Glade Candles said:
From Cog on Twitter:

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Tweet: https://twitter.com/PurePoliceCams/status/1303965218519871488/photo/2
Archive: https://web.archive.org/save/https://twitter.com/PurePoliceCams/status/1303965218519871488
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So who is leaking the footage? I find it difficult to believe Gator or Andy did. Not to mention is CRP was going to leak, I think he would have by now. It has to be Failure then, right? He's the only one I can think of who we know for sure was filming.
 
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gran_autismo said:
I've thought about trading in my intuos for a cintiq but the fact that it's got giant fans inside it to keep it cool that can crap out at an time has turned me off. And the dreaded drift. Of course she'd also need one of those big ergo arms to mount to a desktop so she can have it in the best position for working at all times too, those are what, another $300-$500?

It's good to have both digital and traditional tools at hand though, sometimes you'll find yourself trying to tackle a problem on the screen and need to work it out with IRL supplies to move forward. I guess what I'm saying is she should have it all! Yay! Get all the things Fai! You've earned it!
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The drift issue is easy to fix with calibrating the pen to the monitor every occasionally, usually once a week or so. The fan noise bothered the shit out of me at first, it sounds like a Harrier jet taking off. I ended up buying a large laptop cooler to rest it on, then swapped out the fans on the cooler for noctua fans which are fairly quiet, about 20-30db. Seems to work fairly well, for me. My biggest issue is fucking losing the $100 pen, I have gotten to the point I have bright yellow reflective tape on the ends for easier spotting.
 
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