Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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XtrmGamr719 said:
Here is an entire thread of someone live-tweeting the movie. It goes to AWFUL places.

Bob is INCREDIBLY sus, for defending this movie.
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I like to think that he's just towing a line because the ghouls are the ones that are upset over this movie. But with all the shit that's happened over the years with him and this subject, it's becoming a little bit difficult to continue making that same argument over and over again.

I'm starting to fell a lot of genuine worry for any child left alone in Bob's presence.
 
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Not to get all faggy for Null, namely because that nigga's such a tease, but he made an excellent point on Rekieta's stream about Cuties.
There is no reason for there to be crotch shots of 11 year olds nor a reason for one of them to flash a bitty titty. Even if this was one hundred percent genuine by the director you are still exploiting children to tell your story and if you use that logic then eventually you're gonna have some kid be diddled on screen to capture the horror of being diddled and it will be written off as art. Let us not forget that there were more than SIX HUNDRED AUDITIONS OF LITTLE GIRLS TWERKING BEFORE THEY "FOUND" THEIR ACTRESSES. There are meta problems with the movie besides the movie itself Bob. This is gonna end soooooo much worse than when you had to walk back your views on Blue Is the Warmest Color and you will choke on this shit Bobbyboi.
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Wait. Wasn't Bobbo stanning for Islam just a short while ago? "Cuties" portrays Islam as an oppressive religion full of believers not thinkers, just like the Christianity that Bob shits on all of the time. Pick a lane, Bob. Either Islam is evil for forcing 11 year old girls to wear bedsheets and stay inside, or it's the religion of Proud, Beautiful POCs whose culture is superior to Western Europe in every way.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Not to get all faggy for Null, namely because that nigga's such a tease, but he made an excellent point on Rekieta's stream about Cuties.
There is no reason for there to be crotch shots of 11 year olds nor a reason for one of them to flash a bitty titty. Even if this was one hundred percent genuine by the director you are still exploiting children to tell your story and if you use that logic then eventually you're gonna have some kid be diddled on screen to capture the horror of being diddled and it will be written off as art. Let us not forget that there were more than SIX HUNDRED AUDITIONS OF LITTLE GIRLS TWERKING BEFORE THEY "FOUND" THEIR ACTRESSES. There are meta problems with the movie besides the movie itself Bob. This is gonna end soooooo much worse than when you had to walk back your views on Blue Is the Warmest Color and you will choke on this shit Bobbyboi.
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What's this about "Blue is the Warmest Color"?
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
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Interesting hill to die on, Robert.
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He's just crying because he tried to defend the grooming show that exploited children, and this is him waddling to have people run and protect him like the weak and smooth brained baby he is. I still don't know why he thought to defend that (beyond his cripplingly low intelligence deeming this a good hill to die on), but the fact he's whinging about getting rightful flak is hilarious after the bile he spews from two accounts.

No bad tactics fatboy, and you're a great target given your constant demands for oppression of people who disagree with you.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Not to get all faggy for Null, namely because that nigga's such a tease, but he made an excellent point on Rekieta's stream about Cuties.
There is no reason for there to be crotch shots of 11 year olds nor a reason for one of them to flash a bitty titty. Even if this was one hundred percent genuine by the director you are still exploiting children to tell your story and if you use that logic then eventually you're gonna have some kid be diddled on screen to capture the horror of being diddled and it will be written off as art. Let us not forget that there were more than SIX HUNDRED AUDITIONS OF LITTLE GIRLS TWERKING BEFORE THEY "FOUND" THEIR ACTRESSES. There are meta problems with the movie besides the movie itself Bob. This is gonna end soooooo much worse than when you had to walk back your views on Blue Is the Warmest Color and you will choke on this shit Bobbyboi.
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People kept saying how the director's message was going to diverge from how the marketing was portraying this movie, but so far the marketing, imo, actually might've DOWNPLAYED the sort of shit Epstein's softcore wet dream was going to be about.
 
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RockVolnutt said:
What's this about "Blue is the Warmest Color"?
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v1.escapistmagazine.com

Artcore

A drama, 3 ½ hours in length, with the vast majority of that time filled by small groups of characters deep in conversation about relationships, romance, art, literature and philosophy. The entertainment press has elected to promote it in the manner of a carnival peep show. Why?
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Bob was initially very excited for Blue Is the Warmest Color not because it was two french teenagers scissoring/tribbing but because it might help a new generation of movie goers understand the beauty of two french teenagers scissoring/tribbing.
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People, including the two actresses, complained about the conditions from working on the set but no one paid too much attention until the #metoo bullshit started to gain ground. I'm looking for it, and I know I've seen it, there were some tweets or posts from Bob where he kinda halfheartedly appologized for defending the film when someone pressed him on all the gross stuff surrounding the movie. I can't find them right now but if I do I'll edit them in.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
v1.escapistmagazine.com

Artcore

A drama, 3 ½ hours in length, with the vast majority of that time filled by small groups of characters deep in conversation about relationships, romance, art, literature and philosophy. The entertainment press has elected to promote it in the manner of a carnival peep show. Why?
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Bob was initially very excited for Blue Is the Warmest Color not because it was two french teenagers scissoring/tribbing but because it might help a new generation of movie goers understand the beauty of two french teenagers scissoring/tribbing.
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People, including the two actresses, complained about the conditions from working on the set but no one paid too much attention until the #metoo bullshit started to gain ground. I'm looking for it, and I know I've seen it, there were some tweets or posts from Bob where he kinda halfheartedly appologized for defending the film when someone pressed him on all the gross stuff surrounding the movie. I can't find them right now but if I do I'll edit them in.
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I don't see how people can continue to deny that there is something inherently creepy and off with Bob.
 
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Aren't they just obsoletes who need to get with the future or die out already, Bob?

You know, in the 3rd Oz book, there was an "evil" (well... more misunderstood) princess named Langwidere who kept many different heads in boxes and would swap them out depending upon her mood and how she wanted to look that day. The new head would affect her mood as some were more cruel while others were more kind.

Sometimes I swear movieBob must have swappable heads because it seems impossible to believe someone can keep these clashing, contradictory thoughts inside their skull without it exploding.

Tacitcal Wizard said:
Would you like to be rich and famous inside of a year? Write a book about how, on balance, Hitler’s rise to power was a good thing. Not because of what he did, but because of how the advancements made by the reichsekonomie and and the chain of events that he precipitated created a richer, more advanced world.

Because Historians are doing this for Genghis Khan right now.

Trained, though not professional, Historian here. That article from cracked wasn’t a joke and this process has been ongoing for a decade or more. History has a problem with the whitewashing of Genghis Khan.
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. . .I mean... I just have so many questions now.

But it's good to know when I kill all humans, it will eventually be seen as a good thing.

Ralph Barnhardt said:
People, including the two actresses, complained about the conditions from working on the set but no one paid too much attention until the #metoo bullshit started to gain ground. I'm looking for it, and I know I've seen it, there were some tweets or posts from Bob where he kinda halfheartedly appologized for defending the film when someone pressed him on all the gross stuff surrounding the movie. I can't find them right now but if I do I'll edit them in.
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I remember too Bob talking about that, but I don't remember what the details on the conditions were. Let me know if you find it.
 
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RockVolnutt said:
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> The author of the graphic novel is based on hated the movie because of the sex scenes, which drag for minutes and feel and are shot like porn. 7 MINUTES OF FUCKING.
> The film overall has a very vouyer vibe, contrary to the original
> The lead actresses are both straight and no woman was involved in the writing process.
> The aforementioned abuse. It has tarnizhed all the good will about the movie.
 
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Pokemonquistador2 said:
Wait. Wasn't Bobbo stanning for Islam just a short while ago? "Cuties" portrays Islam as an oppressive religion full of believers not thinkers, just like the Christianity that Bob shits on all of the time. Pick a lane, Bob. Either Islam is evil for forcing 11 year old girls to wear bedsheets and stay inside, or it's the religion of Proud, Beautiful POCs whose culture is superior to Western Europe in every way.
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The writer-director of the movie is a black french-senegalese, and that is way, way too high on the progressive caste for Robert even dare to make a mild critisim of anything related to this issue.

And the whole Islam thing can easly be replaced with patriarchy if one wants to talk about the the movies being about a rebelious act against the traditional hold society has over girls.

I don't know how sleazzy this movie is, and I don't particularly care, but once the usual battlelines are drawn, it's the same bullshit over and over again that the subject itself, in this case the movie with twerking pre-teens, isn't really the issue, but whose side you are on.

And Robert is nothing but eager to jump in and roleplay as the Dark Knight, defender of the poor women and PoC. Heavy is the burden he carries, and the gamergate nightmares still linger over his sleep, but fear not my fair internet "lady", Movie Robert is here to fight for you.

Seriously, for a guy who claims to have PTSD from gamergate, he sure as fuck love this internet bullshit huh? Guess when you don't have kids and a house to worry about, or a significant other to enjoy your time with, all you get is to hero larp on the internet.
 
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Wulfpack Legend said:
Why do you use Social Media?
Some: I use it post my daily routine and vacation photos.
Others: I use it as a platform for social change.
Me: I use it to make fun of a fat crazy third rate critic who is obsessed with Super Mario Bros.
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See, you are at least self aware you are wasting your life.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
v1.escapistmagazine.com

Artcore

A drama, 3 ½ hours in length, with the vast majority of that time filled by small groups of characters deep in conversation about relationships, romance, art, literature and philosophy. The entertainment press has elected to promote it in the manner of a carnival peep show. Why?
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Bob was initially very excited for Blue Is the Warmest Color not because it was two french teenagers scissoring/tribbing but because it might help a new generation of movie goers understand the beauty of two french teenagers scissoring/tribbing.
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People, including the two actresses, complained about the conditions from working on the set but no one paid too much attention until the #metoo bullshit started to gain ground. I'm looking for it, and I know I've seen it, there were some tweets or posts from Bob where he kinda halfheartedly appologized for defending the film when someone pressed him on all the gross stuff surrounding the movie. I can't find them right now but if I do I'll edit them in.
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Hell, it’s not just Blue is the Warmest Color that’s making creepy lolcows gush with saliva. Any arthouse/indie Oscar bait with lesbians barebacking each other is a sensation to these people.

Just take a look of the new movie with Kate Winsleg and Saoirse Ronan. I guarantee you Robert is praising this as the greatest thing since slice cheese because it’s a indie film about a woman bending over another woman.
 
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