Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

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BOLDYSPICY! said:
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I. . .actually can't tell if one of you is guvking with me or not. :spudking:
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Nah, someone's guvking with you. Nobody crytypes in asks. If this were a real Tumblrtot, the crytyping would be replaced with dozens???? of unnecessary question marks???? in random places in??????? their sentences??? and with an obligatory so?????????????????? at the end.
This has been Tumblr Etiquette. In the next session, we'll discuss proper /byf page formatting.
 
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Mourning Dove said:
I'm gonna make Stray Sheep/Kayla and Springtrapp/Rose and have them live together in the Sims 3. They're the only two Tumblr lolcows I know about and follow so yeah.

My planned traits for Sheep: Animal lover, Brooding, Dramatic, Loner, Night Owl
My planned traits for Spring: Brooding, Commitment Issues, Dislikes Children, Dramatic, Flirty
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I think for Spring you'd wanna go "Really, REALLY likes children. A bit too much."
 
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Mourning Dove said:
I'm gonna make Stray Sheep/Kayla and Springtrapp/Rose and have them live together in the Sims 3. They're the only two Tumblr lolcows I know about and follow so yeah.

My planned traits for Sheep: Animal lover, Brooding, Dramatic, Loner, Night Owl
My planned traits for Spring: Brooding, Commitment Issues, Dislikes Children, Dramatic, Flirty

Both of them were going to have the Dislikes Outdoors trait, but that would just decrease the chance of lols within the game in my opinion. Plus they wouldn't be able to have their food service jobs that way!

I've also made the lolcows Christian Weston Chandler and ForeverKailyn in the Sims 3. I can either move them in and make it a lolcow household, or just have Sheep and Spring and have it be a Tumblrina-only household.
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Might I suggest the addition of Painting Goblin? Seems very appropriate for Tumblrinas.
 
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ViolentGiant said:
Maybe Guvkat made his daring escape and Kinzie is out on her scooter with a flashlight, searching for him.

If I had any artistic ability I'd draw Guvkat as Rambo and Guvking as Sheriff Teasle.
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This thread is really starting to upset me, you guys.
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PurpleMonkeyDishwasher said:
I think for Spring you'd wanna go "Really, REALLY likes children. A bit too much."
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I was thinking Dislikes Children for Spring because way too many of her kintypes are murderous people with children as their victims. Plus, if she actually liked children, wouldn't she respect them enough to not go pedo on them?
 
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sugoi-chan said:
She has that exact same unhappy, thousand yard-staring expression at every age. According to the post it was from, this is her at 8.

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SHE HAD A CAT DIE FEEL BAD FOR HER

Kayla honey, the story of your cat makes me so guvking sad.

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That cat's name is ableist as fuck
You have no more oppression cred
edit: I was beat to it! I hope Kayla Marie Waller of Katy, Texas is ashamed.
 
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Maruukat said:
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If a prospective employer were to call this cheesesteak place to verify employment, it's not illegal to confirm that a) she is currently employed there and b) whether she is eligible for rehire, depending on state law. Texas may be different, but, you know.

Also about the lolcow things, yeah. Surprise, surprise. We're a bunch of weirdos on the internet who talk about other weirdos on the internet.

The fucking Algonqiun Round Table we ain't.
 
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Mourning Dove said:
I'm gonna make Stray Sheep/Kayla and Springtrapp/Rose and have them live together in the Sims 3. They're the only two Tumblr lolcows I know about and follow so yeah.

My planned traits for Sheep: Animal lover, Brooding, Dramatic, Loner, Night Owl
My planned traits for Spring: Brooding, Commitment Issues, Dislikes Children, Dramatic, Flirty

Both of them were going to have the Dislikes Outdoors trait, but that would just decrease the chance of lols within the game in my opinion. Plus they wouldn't be able to have their food service jobs that way!

I've also made the lolcows Christian Weston Chandler and ForeverKailyn in the Sims 3. I can either move them in and make it a lolcow household, or just have Sheep and Spring and have it be a Tumblrina-only household.
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Make a thread in the gaming sub and let us know about their 'adventures' :)
 
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Sharktopus said:
Literally just about to post those caps, kek.

Funny how she whines about people caring too much about her life choices...and then will scream an hour later about how no one pays attention to her and she "s2g" she'll kill herself.
She's such a mind-boggling mess.
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It's even funnier because her own mother has stated Kayla enjoys the negative attention.

She loves the negative attention, but at the same time wants to piss about it on Tumblr to get her little hugbox to coddle her. Like she can't make up her mind if she wants people to rip on her or praise her like she's Jesus incarnate.
 
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LordCustos3 said:
Kayla Marie Waller of Katy, Texas is boring me.
She must now either pretend to jill/kill herself for our guvking amusement or GTFO mah intarwebs.
Either Clean Your Room or Dance for us, Monkey-Girl, Dance.
You have no other reasons to exist.
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don't dip out just yet. remember mommy and daddy come home tomorrow to have a talk. and if I've learned anything about Kayla "jonathan" "catherine" Waller of TX it's that she can't cope without constant internet, without it she goes to KMS mode.
 
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