Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Big Butts Bunny]

Alex listening to the criticism to fix the games bugs is a pretty huge step in his character development imo.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Either he has no clue what beta testing is, or he's doing it awfully. Using the community as beta testers is not what should be done for a demo.

He's just following the Windows 10 model of software testing.

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

Alex listening to the criticism to fix the games bugs is a pretty huge step in his character development imo.

He’s always done this even with his previous builds. He’s not listening to criticism. He’s slapping bandaids on problems that occur and complaining about the fact that people are bringing bugs to his attention, making videos about bugs they find, and getting pissed when people find bugs and laugh at them.

 

[Μusk]

The only fun way to play Yandere Simulator.

 

[A Sign]

This person found more exploits

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Alex keeps churning out those bugfixes.

How did your spaghetti manage to fuck something like that up? On second thoughts, I really don't want to know.

Spoiler: attempts at fixes

Work being spent on things that shouldn't have been allowed to occur in the first place, as usual.

Spoiler: changes to points

TL;DR - more points for perving on Alex's favorite waifus. More ways of earning points never coming because demo will never be remotely stable.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

Alex should know by now that for each time he updates his shitty game, even if the updates are dedicated to fixing bugs, it breaks a little bit more. Eventually, it's gonna get to the point that's it's unplayable. Alex's spaghetti code is so convoluted and bloated that literally every time he's working towards completing his game, he's actively working against it at the same time. He should just mercy kill his game at this point and start all over. I do not want to imagine myself in the shoes of that poor Tiny Build employee that tried to fix Alex's garbage code, but I can imagine that they wanted to mercy kill the game themselves. I'm not even a tech kiwi and I lose brain cells every time I get a glimpse of YanSim's shitty code.

You'd think that, at this point, Alex would've at least tried to learn how to code better over the years his game has been stuck in development hell. However, he's stuck in his ways to the point that even a mere suggestion with good intentions from someone of how to improve his game or himself is considered the same kind of "bad criticism" to him as someone A-logging him. Also, he's extremely lazy, so even if he tried to learn better coding techniques, he'd give up not even ten minutes into trying.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Alex should know by now that for each time he updates his shitty game, even if the updates are dedicated to fixing bugs, it breaks a little bit more. Eventually, it's gonna get to the point that's it's unplayable. Alex's spaghetti code is so convoluted and bloated that literally every time he's working towards completing his game, he's actively working against it at the same time. He should just mercy kill his game at this point and start all over. I do not want to imagine myself in the shoes of that poor Tiny Build employee that tried to fix Alex's garbage code, but I can imagine that they wanted to mercy kill the game themselves. I'm not even a tech kiwi and I lose brain cells every time I get a glimpse of YanSim's shitty code.

You'd think that, at this point, Alex would've at least tried to learn how to code better over the years his game has been stuck in development hell. However, he's stuck in his ways to the point that even a mere suggestion with good intentions from someone of how to improve his game or himself is considered the same kind of "bad criticism" to him as someone A-logging him. Also, he's extremely lazy, so even if he tried to learn better coding techniques, he'd give up not even ten minutes into trying.

I'm actually surprised it hasn't permanently bricked by now.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

I'm actually surprised it hasn't permanently bricked by now.

Imagine if the game does brick in the future. What will he do? Lie to his twelvie fanbase for the 1,000,000,000th time and say that the next update "will take a lot longer than usual" and then try to fix the game's code all by himself? When his shitty game bricks, he'll be fucked. Alex is such a narcissist that, like I said, he won't get any help from anyone else and just try to rework his spaghetti code himself.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Imagine if the game does brick in the future. What will he do? Lie to his twelvie fanbase for the 1,000,000,000th time and say that the next update "will take a lot longer than usual" and then try to fix the game's code all by himself? When his shitty game bricks, he'll be fucked. Alex is such a narcissist that, like I said, he won't get any help from anyone else and just try to rework his spaghetti code himself.

At least with normal code (I assume) you can figure out where you went wrong, for the most part. With spaghetti, where any given update breaks 17 things, it's impossible, like stringing an engine to a horse carriage, then when the horse dies, gutting it in desperation to make it go again.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

At least with normal code (I assume) you can figure out where you went wrong, for the most part. With spaghetti, where any given update breaks 17 things, it's impossible, like stringing an engine to a horse carriage, then when the horse dies, gutting it in desperation to make it go again.

His fans are so brainwashed that they don't think anything of these constant bugfix builds. At this point, some of the smarter fans should be suspicious of why the game breaks so badly every time there's a new big update. Every other game that has a big update only has a few things broken. With YanSim though, like you said, so many things break upon a new update releasing that it can be borderline unplayable at points.

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

Imagine if the game does brick in the future. What will he do? Lie to his twelvie fanbase for the 1,000,000,000th time and say that the next update "will take a lot longer than usual" and then try to fix the game's code all by himself? When his shitty game bricks, he'll be fucked. Alex is such a narcissist that, like I said, he won't get any help from anyone else and just try to rework his spaghetti code himself.

My favorite thing about Alex (besides the sex doll denials. That shit is gold) is anytime anything is suggested other than developing the game. Alex says no, I can’t do that because then developing the game will take longer.
Alex! Why don’t you get some help coding? “No, I’d have to teach them how to read my shit code and that would take too long because we’d be arguing endlessly about how making it efficient would add at least two more months of development.”

Alex! If your mental health is so fucking poor and you want to kill yourself as you repeatedly say, why don’t you get therapy?
“No you stupid cunt, If I go to therapy for my mental wellbeing, that’s time away from developing the game! All the work time would be cut out because therapy sessions can last an hour and that’s all I spend per day on the game.”

bruh, you have a community of cocksuckers constantly telling you to do what’s best for you and already willing to wait eternity for your game. Get some help dude.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

My favorite thing about Alex (besides the sex doll denials. That shit is gold) is anytime anything is suggested other than developing the game. Alex says no, I can’t do that because then developing the game will take longer.
Alex! Why don’t you get some help coding? “No, I’d have to teach them how to read my shit code and that would take too long because we’d be arguing endlessly about how making it efficient would add at least two more months of development.”

Alex! If your mental health is so fucking poor and you want to kill yourself as you repeatedly say, why don’t you get therapy?
“No you stupid cunt, If I go to therapy for my mental wellbeing, that’s time away from developing the game! All the work time would be cut out because therapy sessions can last an hour and that’s all I spend per day on the game.”

bruh, you have a community of cocksuckers constantly telling you to do what’s best for you and already willing to wait eternity for your game. Get some help dude.

At this point, he should just go dark from social media and the Internet as a whole to just work on his game. Or, better yet, get some actual help. There's got to be a lot of deep-seated psychological issues that are setting Alex back from developing his game too.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

At this point, he should just go dark from social media and the Internet as a whole to just work on his game. Or, better yet, get some actual help. There's got to be a lot of deep-seated psychological issues that are setting Alex back from developing his game too.

And thats why he'll never do it. If he stops, steps back, and assesses his situation, he will be forced to address and acknowledge the fact that he's spent the last six years of his life sailing a disaster into a fucking cliff while burning every single bridge in the public eye he has, destroying his reputation and effectively ruining his prospects for a future spent doing anything other than sitting at home, playing video games.

What Alex wants to be is a rockstar developer that people talk about. He probably styles himself a John Carmack, a Peter Molyneux, a Will Wright. He wants to be renown, praised, his projects loved, indisputably. He'll never step back and say "I am bad at this and should stop being suck a faggot". He'll keep sailing towards that cliff, convinced the stone itself will part to permit his passage, because why wouldn't it part for me.

Edit: I'm leaving suck a faggot in. He'd probably see more success with that career path.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Has Alex made it where you're actually able to win the game? I remember that being a thing that couldn't happen for the longest game because Alex was busy screwing around with videos and Easter eggs.

 

[Cast Away]

Has Alex made it where you're actually able to win the game? I remember that being a thing that couldn't happen for the longest game because Alex was busy screwing around with videos and Easter eggs.

You've already lost by playing in the first place

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

Has Alex made it where you're actually able to win the game? I remember that being a thing that couldn't happen for the longest game because Alex was busy screwing around with videos and Easter eggs.

You can hypothetically get past the first week and have a shitty cutscene with no animation, bad dialogue, bad delivery.... Getting through without encountering a bug? I wouldn’t call this being able to win.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Has Alex made it where you're actually able to win the game? I remember that being a thing that couldn't happen for the longest game because Alex was busy screwing around with videos and Easter eggs.

..... have you read even the past 5 pages of this thread?

 

[Captain Rex]

Alex keeps churning out those bugfixes.
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How did your spaghetti manage to fuck something like that up? On second thoughts, I really don't want to know.

Spoiler: attempts at fixes

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Work being spent on things that shouldn't have been allowed to occur in the first place, as usual.

Spoiler: changes to points

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TL;DR - more points for perving on Alex's favorite waifus. More ways of earning points never coming because demo will never be remotely stable.

"Attempted to fix..." Whats the bet Alex spent 5 minutes looking at his spaghetti code, didn't manage to fix the bug, and added it to the list because it was still 'hard work on the game'?

Not that any of the other bugs were actually fixed, mind you.

 

[easymodo]

I got kind of curious if he just fell off the face of the earth with streaming with all of these updates. To my surprise no he seems to be streaming regularly still, but also there's a fucking public leaderboard for who has given him the most money via twitch bits.