🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Grim_Autismo]

Forgive my formatting but it's my first post here, I just wanted to post this: https://archive.md/71cOK

Spoiler: YOUNG GUNTOID 1

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I don't know what to make of his dilated pupils but to be fair all these pictures are somewhat grotesque, I can't believe out of all his pictures these were his best.

Everything has been explained to me with this picture.

Back in the 90s and early 00s, there were these fat kids that walked around with a skateboard but didn't actually skate. Posers. They'd somehow squeeze their porcine forms into a pair of knockoff JNCOs from the fleamarket and walk around with their box bleached hair, thinking they were one of the cool kids. They may have even had two or three chains on their pitifully empty wallet to be more intimidating for when they'd talk a lot of shit but they couldn't take any because they had never faced true adversity in their lives outside of portion control. If you were alive at the time you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Ethan was that kid, but unlike most of those kids he never grew out of it. It's like that gypsy that cursed the little boy in Beauty and the Beast, where he was just doomed to be a monster forever. Except Ralph's doomed to be a fat dead-eyed loser with really low self esteem and poor impulse control. And there's no gypsy, only being born on the wrong side of the Mississippi in Arkansas and trying to constantly convince everyone you're from Tennessee. Very sad.

Also no rosacea? I thought he'd had it since he was a kid?

 

[Free Dick Pills]

Wow, that was a blast from the past.

I always thought Gator got his nick from being a Florida football fan?

I hate myself for this reply but I can't quite help it:

GamerGat0r
GatorGamer

There

Spoiler: edit

i see I'm

 

[Miller]

why is ralph literally wanting to see the guy fucking dead? Whats the lore?

Perhaps Coach really has the Ralph/Warski sextape.

 

[Sam Losco]

I'm going to attempt to stream snipe tonight. I have an OBS overlay all set up. It's basic. I may not even talk, but I have a couple of bingo games ready to go. I'll start at Ralph's start time.

Don't expect it to even be Xander levels of entertaining, it'll be lower. I have one gif setup of him blowing smoke, I'm open to changing it. It might drive me to suicide. I haven't listened to a full, unadulterated stream in a long time.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Perhaps Coach really has the Ralph/Warski sextape.

dont tease me bro. This timeline is so fucked up that its super possible that it exists and could drop. If anything like that did drop, the amount of fucking streams thats happen.

i honest to god think that Godwinson would just have a full mental breakdown on stream by how far the Bearstain Bears Universe Has gone on now

 

[Sasquatch82]

So there is someone claiming to be FaithVickers who left this comment.

She allowed Ralph to release the sex tape from hospital even though she has no means of communication? Or am I missing something here?

Obligatory X here - but if that is her, she's saying she needs 'help'?

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I'm going to attempt to stream snipe tonight. I have an OBS overlay all set up. It's basic. I may not even talk, but I have a couple of bingo games ready to go. I'll start at Ralph's start time.

Don't expect it to even be Xander levels of entertaining, it'll be lower. I have one gif setup of him blowing smoke, I'm open to changing it. It might drive me to suicide. I haven't listened to a full, unadulterated stream in a long time.

Honestly even if it's just you archiving it and saying nothing that's something at this point. Xander wanders off to look at twitter shit (and I don't blame him, it's boring af) but we can no longer rely on there being full uncut archives of this shitshow. Even the uncut channel didn't record last night which is an enormous shame. Goddamn jannies.

 

[Captain Manning]

Jesus Christ I'd never heard of hololive. If one of my imaginary children spent money on this shit I would beat them if only to prevent them from becoming that Max creep that was on KS last night. Look at this trash:

Honestly, some of that is pretty funny. Not the sexualization, but the salty language. There's something about an asian speaking ghetto English.

Yes, my sense of humor can be infantile at times. Sue me.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

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As a Braves fan, I disavow him

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

The day BRYAN DUNN dunks on you this hard is the day you should fucking kill yourself, holy shit! GET HIM BRYAN!!!

It's up there with the classic 'Dynastia Copypasta' which, ironically, was directed at Bryan.

 

[Sam Losco]

Honestly even if it's just you archiving it and saying nothing that's something at this point. Xander wanders off to look at twitter shit (and I don't blame him, it's boring af) but we can no longer rely on there being full uncut archives of this shitshow. Even the uncut channel didn't record last night which is an enormous shame. Goddamn jannies.

I'm doing window captures for all content so you won't see me wandering off anyway.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Man that interview ignited another holocaust in the comments. Are we entering an infowars arc ? Is there more of the grifting cabal gonna be exposed ? We'll find out at the next episode of pokemon.

 

[Sam Losco]

 

[Had]

Every. Single. Time.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Every. Single. Time.
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Seriously why does this party still exist? Even Ron Paul was smart to run under the Republican card in 2012. He is the only one I tend to have respect for.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Every. Single. Time.
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I’m sure Mr. Knight and Gunty had their own personal viewing of Cuties after the show wrapped up.

 

[All becomes gunt]

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G-GATOR GET THE BROOM GATOR

 

[Captain Manning]

Every. Single. Time.
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Being a campaign manager for "lolbertarian gubernatorial candidate" is like being a professional bull milker. This guy might as well say he sits around all day doing jack shit. To make Dick happy, that can involve jacking off to loli and screeching autistically about "Muh Free Speech!!!!"

Even Jessie Ventura didn't run (and win) the Minnesota Governorship on a Libertarian ticket.

Seriously why does this party still exist? Even Ron Paul was smart to run under the Republican card in 2012. He is the only one I tend to have respect for.

"BeCAuse GOverMent is EViL!" and "YoU neeD to ReAd mOre Ayn Rand braaaah!"

Fucking Green Party has had more success in U.S. politics than the Lolbertarian Party.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Every. Single. Time.
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It was Harrison Smith, filling in for Knight, that had Ralph on. I honestly don't think David would be okay with Ralph. He's the only one at Infowars that actually calls out Alex when he lies. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think David is a decent guy.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

lmfao
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banned tv indeed!

Honestly, I find it disgusting that InfoWars is acting this way. These guys were tossed off of EVERYWHERE and now suddenly they’re pro-censorship. I’d say at least 75% of the people in this and perhaps KiwiFarms as a whole had respect for them and what they supposedly stood. I guarantee you almost anyone who sees this shit will immediately lose that respect. Absolutely fucking mental how many people are willing to bend over backwards and destroy their reputations for Ralph.

It was Harrison Smith, filling in for Knight, that had Ralph on. I honestly don't think David would be okay with Ralph. He's the only one at Infowars that actually calls out Alex when he lies. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think David is a decent guy.

Anything other than a total disavowal for platforming a revenge porn releasing alcoholic pedophile like Ethan “I’ll destroy the lives of you and your children” Ralph is not going to fix the self-inflicted wound. Although they are “libertarians” so this fag might think all this is OK since Ralph isn’t the government.