Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[SIGSEGV]

Okay, let's be completely honest here. No jokes or playing dumb.

I legitimately can't think of a single thing Louis has does that signals he's a good person, unless they contain the words "but" or "at least."

He sometimes sleeps instead of scamming people 24/7.

 

[Kane Lives]

Okay, let's be completely honest here. No jokes or playing dumb.

I legitimately can't think of a single thing Louis has does that signals he's a good person, unless it contain the words "but" or "at least."

The only good thing Lou does is serve as a reminder that no matter how shit your life is, or how shit a person you are, you will never be as pathetic as Lou.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

Okay, let's be completely honest here. No jokes or playing dumb.

I legitimately can't think of a single thing Louis has does that signals he's a good person, unless it contain the words "but" or "at least."

He is good for the economy with all the consooming he does. He pays the light bill at Burger King and the rent at McDonalds, and all the useless shit he buys keeps those chinese slaves busy!

 

[Iron Hamster]

Get ready to reset the counter...
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"I haven't moved from my bed..................................it's time to just move"
From the bed to the coffin? (see what I did there? 'cause.........suicide bait. HA!)

And we can officially reset the counter as Louie-boy is down to 7 tweets. Plus a change of profile pic.View attachment 1589772

No 'assholes aren't welcome'. Guess he's back in!

 

[0 0]

He sometimes sleeps instead of scamming people 24/7.

The only good thing Lou does is serve as a reminder that no matter how shit your life is, or how shit a person you are, you will never be as pathetic as Lou.

He is good for the economy with all the consooming he does. He pays the light bill at Burger King and the rent at McDonalds, and all the useless shit he buys keeps those chinese slaves busy!

Yeah, but that's not something a good person does, that's just an unintended benefit he unwittingly performs. I don't think Louis has ever gone out of his way to do something out of the kindness of his heart.

I can maybe think of one thing, but as I said, it comes with a big "but" at the end. There was a time when he donated money to somebody, but it was so he'd look good in front of the backlash he was receiving at the time.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Okay, let's be completely honest here. No jokes or playing dumb.

I legitimately can't think of a single thing Louis has does that signals he's a good person, unless it contain the words "but" or "at least."

To give a fully serious answer, since I joined the farms and all the reading through this thread I have done, combined with all the random shit I’ve seen him say that wasn’t screengrab worthy and all the autistic amounts of spare time I have put in to watching this guy, I can safely say that I have not come across a single selfless thing Lou has ever said or done.

Everyrhing that comes close to it is transparently self-serving, even when he retweets beg posts from other people, most of whom appear to genuinely need help. That is done exclusively as a means of trying to make it look like he’s not a massive selfish piece of shit. In reality he thinks he vastly deserves whatever cash those people are being given more than they do, even if it’s a life or death situation. Any time he’s given pocket change to somebody else as a donation it’s been to grandstand and make himself look good and then he immediately uses the fact the bow has a $0 PayPal balance to grift more.

I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it: Lou Gagliardi brings no joy or positivity or happiness to anybody. He lives a joyless life of misery because he refuses to take responsibility for himself and would rather live in squalor than get a job. He has no idea what true enjoyment or appreciation is because he has never had to work for anything and he feels entitled to whatever he wants whenever he wants it. He gives nothing back to society as a whole aside from the money he puts back in to the economy, but even that doesn’t mean anything because that money would have gone in to the economy anyway if people hadn’t given it to him because he lied about needing it, and tax payer dollars cover his disability income. He exists perpetually as a resource pit where people are worse off as a result of his existence, and his online presence combined with his IRL presence ensure that no matter what facet of his existence you are exposed to, his constant negativity, vileness, grossness, and bad attitude will make sure that you are in a worse off mood than you were before exposure to him.

The world would literally be a better place without him in it, and the only people who would genuinely mourn him would probably be his mom who would quickly be relieved to not have to deal with him anymore and only her maternal instincts making her sad, and this thread as we would lose our favorite cow.

 

[The Dude]

I've said it before, but his "I need help" e-grifting posts aren’t getting attention because they constitute 90% of his posting history. Everyone who sees his posts have either already given him money, are desensitized to his e-beggary, or are just fucking sick and tired or him asking for handouts ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME. He's worn out his welcome and any good will he once had in the community. Take the hint, Lou. People are fed up with your bullshit and they know most of it is lies and manipulation.

 

[Great Dane]

Twitter account is unlocked again, and a friend has bought Ace a copy of Super Mario 3D All-Stars.

https://twitter.com/acetygress/status/1304601519426351104

https://archive.md/r749E

EDIT: New name?

https://twitter.com/acetygress/status/1304606211069874177

https://archive.md/leTtG

 

[The Dude]

Twitter account is unlocked again, and a friend has bought Ace a copy of Super Mario 3D All-Stars.
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https://archive.md/r749E

EDIT: New name?
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https://twitter.com/acetygress/status/1304606211069874177

https://archive.md/leTtG

HIPPOlyta? Because he's so fat? Makes sense.

And it's hard to name someone, in public or otherwise, when they don't exist. We all know Louie bought the game himself. He was probably getting consumer withdrawals and was shaking like a career drunk with terminal DTs. Who does he think he's fooling here?

 

[JoyQ]

It’s never “Ashley” or “Sara” with these guys. It’s always Nevaeh, Anastasia, Penelope, Xanthippe. Hippolighter has got to take the cake for most ambitious name change yet.

 

[Pinball 2000]

Never played this game, but it sounds like Lou needed a walkthrough to get past an introductory portion? Idiot

I just noticed this post on the last page and I am absolutely losing my shit at how goddamn bad Lou is at LA Noire. I'm going to assume that not everyone here has played the game, so let me sperg a bit about the game real quick so you understand why this is so fucking funny.

Essentially, LA Noire is a re-interpretation of those old point and click adventure games where you have to gather items to solve puzzles, except running on a heavily modified version of GTA. The game has designed every case so that even if you mess up every single interview and clue-finding part of the game, you will eventually solve the case, though presenting the right evidence at the right time will save you time. For example, interviewing a witness in an early case correctly will cause them to tell you exactly where the murder weapon is hidden, but if you fuck up that interview, you will instead go searching around a back alley aimlessly until you stumble across the weapon on your own.

The "Patrol Desk case" Lou is talking about here is very early in the game, and it's also the only mission in the entire game where you can't just aimlessly bullshit through it. You have to interrogate a guy for a confession that he killed someone, and if you fuck up your questioning, you leave the room and someone sends you back in to try it again from the beginning. Essentially, it's an endless loop until you do it correctly.

So how do you interrogate the guy? You have to answer three prompts correctly. The first prompt only gives you two options. The second prompt gives you seven, and the final prompt gives you another three. Even if you had no clue what to do, the game practically tells you what to pick for question 2, short of saying "hey, pick the fourth option regarding the girl's testimony". Hell, you could just go down the list and select each option one by one until you eventually hit the right one.

Again, I want to reiterate that Lou NEEDED A FUCKING WALKTHROUGH for this part, a segment of the game that makes it about as easy as possible, and you can retry endlessly if you fuck it up. Here's a video playthrough of the part Lou thought was impossible (jump to 36:30 if the timestamp doesn't work). I am just absolutely in awe of how fucking lazy he is at literally everything.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

I just noticed this post on the last page and I am absolutely losing my shit at how goddamn bad Lou is at LA Noire. I'm going to assume that not everyone here has played the game, so let me sperg a bit about the game real quick so you understand why this is so fucking funny.

Essentially, LA Noire is a re-interpretation of those old point and click adventure games where you have to gather items to solve puzzles, except running on a heavily modified version of GTA. The game has designed every case so that even if you mess up every single interview and clue-finding part of the game, you will eventually solve the case, though presenting the right evidence at the right time will save you time. For example, interviewing a witness in an early case correctly will cause them to tell you exactly where the murder weapon is hidden, but if you fuck up that interview, you will instead go searching around a back alley aimlessly until you stumble across the weapon on your own.

The "Patrol Desk case" Lou is talking about here is very early in the game, and it's also the only mission in the entire game where you can't just aimlessly bullshit through it. You have to interrogate a guy for a confession that he killed someone, and if you fuck up your questioning, you leave the room and someone sends you back in to try it again from the beginning. Essentially, it's an endless loop until you do it correctly.

So how do you interrogate the guy? You have to answer three prompts correctly. The first prompt only gives you two options. The second prompt gives you seven, and the final prompt gives you another three. Even if you had no clue what to do, the game practically tells you what to pick for question 2, short of saying "hey, pick the fourth option regarding the girl's testimony". Hell, you could just go down the list and select each option one by one until you eventually hit the right one.

Again, I want to reiterate that Lou NEEDED A FUCKING WALKTHROUGH for this part, a segment of the game that makes it about as easy as possible, and you can retry endlessly if you fuck it up. Here's a video playthrough of the part Lou thought was impossible (jump to 36:30 if the timestamp doesn't work). I am just absolutely in awe of how fucking lazy he is at literally everything.

That requires a minimum of 2% available brain power to do though, Lou has 99% of his brain power pre-allocated to thinking of ways to lie to get money out of people and what fast food he wants to order next.

The remaining 1% just isn’t enough for piss easy video games.

 

[0 0]

I just noticed this post on the last page and I am absolutely losing my shit at how goddamn bad Lou is at LA Noire. I'm going to assume that not everyone here has played the game, so let me sperg a bit about the game real quick so you understand why this is so fucking funny.

Essentially, LA Noire is a re-interpretation of those old point and click adventure games where you have to gather items to solve puzzles, except running on a heavily modified version of GTA. The game has designed every case so that even if you mess up every single interview and clue-finding part of the game, you will eventually solve the case, though presenting the right evidence at the right time will save you time. For example, interviewing a witness in an early case correctly will cause them to tell you exactly where the murder weapon is hidden, but if you fuck up that interview, you will instead go searching around a back alley aimlessly until you stumble across the weapon on your own.

The "Patrol Desk case" Lou is talking about here is very early in the game, and it's also the only mission in the entire game where you can't just aimlessly bullshit through it. You have to interrogate a guy for a confession that he killed someone, and if you fuck up your questioning, you leave the room and someone sends you back in to try it again from the beginning. Essentially, it's an endless loop until you do it correctly.

So how do you interrogate the guy? You have to answer three prompts correctly. The first prompt only gives you two options. The second prompt gives you seven, and the final prompt gives you another three. Even if you had no clue what to do, the game practically tells you what to pick for question 2, short of saying "hey, pick the fourth option regarding the girl's testimony". Hell, you could just go down the list and select each option one by one until you eventually hit the right one.

Again, I want to reiterate that Lou NEEDED A FUCKING WALKTHROUGH for this part, a segment of the game that makes it about as easy as possible, and you can retry endlessly if you fuck it up. Here's a video playthrough of the part Lou thought was impossible (jump to 36:30 if the timestamp doesn't work). I am just absolutely in awe of how fucking lazy he is at literally everything.

I just find it ironic Louis will despise cops to the point he questions whether or not he should hate Wonder Woman or Batman because they act as vigilantes for the police, but he'll sit down and play a game where you explicitly play as an officer.

 

[Lurk]

Overnight lunacy

A bookbag now Stop using a child as part of your lies you loathsome shit

 

[Sintharia]

Overnight lunacy
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A bookbag now Stop using a child as part of your lies you loathsome shit

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“Food for the rest of the month” when just a week ago he spent $150 to supposedly be good for two weeks. Then spent much of the week whining about eating spaghetti.

Also, as primary caregivers, doesn’t the responsibility for the backpack fall to Lou’d mother and stepdad?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Overnight lunacy

Just one single question... is the name growing on you as fast and as much as your ginormous gunt or less?

Which name? Why be careful when you're going to choose another one in a week or less if you melt down again?

Also, as primary caregivers, doesn’t the responsibility for the backpack fall to Lou’d mother and stepdad?

It does. There's no legitimate reason for Lou to try raising money for the kid.
Repeating what many users already said, he's using his nephew as a hook for grifting and a meat shield to deflect any criticism.

 

[General Disarray]

Overnight lunacy

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I've said it before, but he could load bus fare on his phone using their app. I looked his transit system up previously and posted a screenshot earlier in the thread. He could either load $20 to his card or transfer to the app for one-time use. He is such a damn liar!

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Also, as primary caregivers, doesn’t the responsibility for the backpack fall to Lou’d mother and stepdad?

It's a shame Lou gets zero engagement on his tweets, because someone really should ask him these sorts of questions, in good faith and without malice.

 

[ricecake]

It's a shame Lou gets zero engagement on his tweets, because someone really should ask him these sorts of questions, in good faith and without malice.

Anyone who even flirts with constructive suggestions in their good-faith responses to Lou gets called a terf/Nazi/bootlicker/Kiwifarmer, attacked and then blocked.

He doesn't want help, he wants to consume like the good little brainless cog he is.

 

[Great Dane]

The irony of calling somebody else a moocher.

https://twitter.com/acetygress/status/1304652142410633223

https://archive.md/DY5GI