Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Smoovy Jay]

Hey guys just posting because no one has posted this yet or noticed it. She is manipulating the time line AGAIN. So basically the air freshener she bought is in Monday’s blog but she bought it on Wednesday it was not there last week. She also mentioned eating soup and bread which was on Wednesday blog.

so this bitch is seriously trying to vlog but the point of the vlog is that it is in sequence. Amber does Thais to confuse viewers of her binges and eating habit. She mentioned on the Wednesday vlog it was Sunday meaning the Monday one was actually on a Monday which is bizarre why would you deflect to have the correct day but lie about the day later. Expect some weird gaps coming

Agreed. Although I haven’t watched her latest video (can only do it through reacts because she’s awful and boring), someone put a screenshot of the shit she bought and included the light grey pumpkin but that was already on the floor of her mini living room tour from the Monday video.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

How does Becky not punch her in the face when she makes that sound?

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Happy Labor Day my fellow US Kiwis

What does that new bratty whine even mean? Are we supposed to be jealous? A woman that sometimes can’t fit into vehicles is drinking Starbucks. Oh boy! Breaking News y’all. Amber & Becky are not stirring envy in anyone. I’d bet on that.

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It’s hilarious to me that Amber talks to us like children. She’s here to clear this all up & leans forward & says your guise, ‘sex’ means like ‘penetration’...ummm, yup, trackin. We get that Dr Ruth-Lynn. That’s what all the audible gasps were about. It’s incredible anything bangs you & with your aversion sausage that means your victims really earned those snap backs. You can put a bag on ugly, put Vick’s under your nose if she stinks, but if you got a mouth of bloody puss you know it.































Reminding us she doesn't like ~penetration~ and still trying to convince us she has a sex life with Becky and is attracted to her.
(And lmao @ those fake nails and the 'cleavage'. This bitch really thinks she's hot shit.)

 

[Greengames]

"I don't know if it's being talked about in forums"

She's trying to cover up the fact that we talk about her being a virg and also only being a lesbian because she was molested.

 

[Fünter]

fat.

 

[draculasestateagent]

Hey guys just posting because no one has posted this yet or noticed it. She is manipulating the time line AGAIN. So basically the air freshener she bought is in Monday’s blog but she bought it on Wednesday it was not there last week. She also mentioned eating soup and bread which was on Wednesday blog.

so this bitch is seriously trying to vlog but the point of the vlog is that it is in sequence. Amber does Thais to confuse viewers of her binges and eating habit. She mentioned on the Wednesday vlog it was Sunday meaning the Monday one was actually on a Monday which is bizarre why would you deflect to have the correct day but lie about the day later. Expect some weird gaps coming

honestly kudos to you for noticing this shit cause her vlogs are so boring most people tune out halfway through them or just don’t bother watching them

 

[hourglass figure]

Charlie Gold has a patreon, Amber wants a piece of that pie.

 

[dingobaby]

Oh sweet Jesus Amber, no one wants to know if anyone has been inside of you.

We just want to know if they made it out alive.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber is now living her dream life. She has money, she's in the city, and she has an audience. Unfortunately for her, she's trying to be 19 instead of 29, and she's almost as wide as she is tall. Not cute.
Luckily for us, her midlife crisis is being filmed so we can point and laugh.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Address the real issue Fatty .... How the Hell can a 29 year old woman not walk up a single flight of stairs? No serious accident, no disability, just a lazy, greedy bitch. At some point, didn't you think you needed to stop eating and start moving? I thought it was only Daleks that couldn't manage stairs?

 

[krazy orange cat]

Address the real issue Fatty .... How the Hell can a 29 year old woman not walk up a single flight of stairs? No serious accident, no disability, just a lazy, greedy bitch. At some point, didn't you think you needed to stop eating and start moving? I thought it was only Daleks that couldn't manage stairs?

At least the Daleks evolved so stairs were no longer an obstacle. Amber can't even evolve enough to manage a normal curb.

 

[TC-P]

I thought it was only Daleks that couldn't manage stairs?

Now I have the Doctor Who theme song in my head...but which Doctor Who's. Thanks a lot!

 

[BBygorls_Laayggs]

Oh sweet Jesus Amber, no one wants to know if anyone has been inside of you.

We just want to know if they made it out alive.

She really think we believe she have a "sex life". both yall look miserable as all fuck.

also, when the fuck did she start getting nails LOL. gORl actin like a big city girl now with her daily starbucks and nails.

Address the real issue Fatty .... How the Hell can a 29 year old woman not walk up a single flight of stairs? No serious accident, no disability, just a lazy, greedy bitch. At some point, didn't you think you needed to stop eating and start moving? I thought it was only Daleks that couldn't manage stairs?

She cant even wash her hair AND shower but she had "alodda sex" LOL.

 

[ADHD]

lol jesus christ, Amber

People who are having sex do not need to go online and defend their sex life to random strangers. They know they're having sex, the person they're banging knows they're having sex. The only people who insist on telling everyone that they have "a lotta sex" are people who are having none at all. Amber would know this if she was actually having sex.

I feel like I might have some psychic connection to Amber. Just as I wished for the orbiters to return, two of them did. What should I request next?

A haircut of at least one foot.

 

[escándalo]

The other thing ESPECIALLY with gay people you can tell they are fucking by their vibe, Amber you or Becky don't give that vibe neither do Dana or Destiny.

 

[Spl00gies]

Imagine feeling so 'importint' that you think opening a patreon for health speculation and following a stationary weightloss "journey" is a smart idea.

She's so useless that she's putting her usual content behind a paywall. Usually content creators have something extra to provide for their patreon paypiggies, they don't cut down on their usual content and demand money for what is considered standard for their channel. How lazy and self-obsessed of her.

Inb4 patreons get personalised Necky art, a poem or one of her million unused journals.

 

[Orange Banana]

I wish she would not talk about sex. I can not get the image of Becky trying to use a dildo on Amber out of my mind. I finally know what those novelty sized black dildos were made for.

I think that would be a porn I would pay for out of morbid curiosity alone.

 

[BIg Fat Wang]

Luckily for us, her midlife crisis is being filmed so we can point and laugh.

Her "midlife" was a solid 10 years ago, she's been on the decline for a good while now.

 

[Spl00gies]

morbid curiosity

That would make a great pornstar name for big Al.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

People who are having sex do not need to go online and defend their sex life to random strangers. They know they're having sex, the person they're banging knows they're having sex. The only people who insist on telling everyone that they have "a lotta sex" are people who are having none at all. Amber would know this if she was actually having sex.

Amber has the habit of saying the most ridiculous things and continue to add to the stories even if it is becoming even less likely. The hair conditioner is a good example, after saying it and people questioning it, she brought in her cosmetologist friend who told her to do it. Have we ever her of that friend? Nope. Sleeping together on the couch is another one. We all know that the cough is too small, now she claims that she sleeps in Becky's room even if we know that the bed is against the wall.
Every time she defends herself and repeats that whatever she does is true, you pretty well know that it is a lie and she is hoping that by repeating it often enough, people will believe her. She is acting like a 12 year old.

 

[Covfefe]

I fucking hate that fake laugh shit she does when she is lying. Bitch - chortling like a retard and acting dismissive doesn't make us think Beggy is ramming her witch nails into your diseased period cave on the reg. The grotesque, undulating hellscape that is your body is anti-sexual and the fact that you are willing to even appear on camera let alone act like some teenage fuck-slut is conclusive evidence of your multiple catastrophic personality disorders. I really don't know how much more of her content I can take - I don't think she realizes the difference between "trolling" and "being so utterly insufferable that people can't even hate-watch you" but she's almost arrived at the latter IMO.