Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[hourglass figure]

This dense cunt.

Amy gets hate because she ignores and hits her kids, and feeds them nothing but crap and now she wants to insert herself into emergency situations potentially causing more issues for the emergency services staff during a pandemic.

Her sweet lil mate Jen has admitted to being abusive to her dying mother and trolling her now partner.

Chantal well, there are over 50 thousand pages because of her bullshit behaviour not because she is the fun fat bubbly nice girl.

Amber don't get it because she is a self obsessed idiot and these women are just like her.

Except, she is wose because aside from spending money and shoving enough food for a family down her face daily, there is no real core to ambers personality. She is who she is based on who she is obsessed with on YouTube at the time and today just happens to be Jeffree.

 

[Smiling with air]

If you replace all of the names with ALR it fits perfectly. She gave the exact same rant about herself a month ago and people came down on her. She is doing the exact same and replacing herself with the names of other Youtubers. It's pathetic.

 

[Pippeyy]

I’m here for this chimp out disguised as “look at my NaIlS!!!!!”. Only Amber....

 

[Aldora]

Except, she is wose because aside from spending money and shoving enough food for a family down her face daily, there is no real core to ambers personality. She is who she is based on who she is obsessed with on YouTube at the time and today just happens to be Jeffree.

Amber isn't worse than anyone at anything. She is just nothing: no personality, and as bland and boring as all the food she loves to eat.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She is livid and infuriated that she does not get the recognition that she thinks she deserves. It does not matter if others YTers get more or less hate. She thinks that her vlogs are of award-winning quality and she should be praised for her work.

 

[Fandom Trash]

Bitch really thinks she's Jeffree Stars just cuz she got some fake ass nails on that don't do anything for her trotters.

Has she even once mentioned any of those youtubers in her videos? Except for Chantal, I'm surprised Amber even knew there were other deathfats that existed in her orbits. Now she's trying to stir up drama (again), acting like theses are her bffs and the world hates them cuz their fat.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Archived/off YT here (for some reason my screen-recorder just didn't want to play ball with the actual snap itself)

Wow the levels of absolute delusion and misplaced self-righteousness is possibly the worst I've ever seen from Amber and that, my fellow Kiwis is no low bar to charge through

How can she not see that the things she, Amy, Jen and Chantal have in common (beyond obesity) is that they are truly disgusting toxic people and THIS IS WHY THEY GET HATE???

Ffs Hungry Fat Chick is hugely morbidly obese but the comments by and large are really sweet and concerned?
I noticed also how kind and supportive Learning To Be Fearless' comment section was on the one video I've seen - and how she actually interacts with and replies to commenters vs Amber who NEVER acknowledges the nice comments she gets (no hearts, nothing) but is quick to clap-back at 'hate' either directly or using socks

When 99% of your comment section hate you, maybe just maybe it's time to actually self-reflect and ask yourself honestly, why?

All I can think is you can't plant your veg patch with nettles and expect to dig up fucking potatoes - YOU ARE GETTING BACK EXACTLY WHAT YOU PUT OUT THERE

It's rare I can't finish a video but I was incensed - she doesn't and will never get it will she?

99% of viewers don't hate her because she weighs the weight of four adult humans they hate her because she is a lying, prideful, narcissistic cunt-bag who treats everyone she meets with contempt and expects a pass and ass-kisses in return

Rain down those top hats on me gorls, idgaf lol, I am genuinely MATI right now

I hate these rants where she brings up non-morbidly obese YouTubers who don’t get as much hate. Does she even actually watch YouTube? All those people get mountains of hate when they do shit. Also I’m pretty sure her reference to the “almost pedophile” or whatever she said was about Shane Dawson, which makes zero sense because he got more backlash than she’ll ever receive in her life. It just makes me so MOTI how she acts like her hate is because she’s fat. No it’s because you’re an awful person

You beat me to it...my immediate thought was Shane and I can only assume the 600lbs of lard has gone to her brain because for one, Shane Dawson ain't fat and for two, he's had so much deserved backlash he's all but totally cancelled

Can she just not even try to make sense?

'Other YouTubers blah blah fucking blah'

Neck yourself Albert, seriously

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

I could go through the entire rant, recap it, and painstakingly rebuke each "point" that Hammy has made, but, this is a much more productive use of my time...

Spoiler

Also, should this chimpout have its own thread? Perhaps make it to the front page? This is the most interesting thing to happen since the release of the medical "receipts" wherein we learned verified that her cooter has never been slammed, she cannot climb stairs without having an arrhythmia, and she had a vertical abdominal total hysterectomy.
Archive (480p):

Here are two thunkful morsels I will leave everyone with:
1) It is of general consensus that normal, well-respected, decent people do not have large corners of the Internet discussing their every move and every piece of media they release. Something must be amiss for this to occur.
2) People are not "fatphobic", they are cuntphobic. Deathfat lolcows would still get the same treatment irregardless of the fact that they look like cannonballs, Batman's Penguin, or the poop emoji (for those that have been here long enough, you should know exactly the three I am referencing) .

 

[pot of sneed]

Amber isn't worse than anyone at anything. She is just nothing: no personality, and as bland and boring as all the food she loves to eat.

Agree. Hamberlynn is a rancid glacier of fat who has done many questionable and downright detestable things, but liesbyjenn takes the whole fucking pantry what with abusing her elderly mother and practically working her to a faster death all over her gluttonous need for food. Maybe I'm just soft and stupid when it comes to the elderly but eh, I forget where I'm even going with this. Just a bunch of narcissistic hogs and Amberlynn's the most delusional porker of the lot.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Did she literally just find something to rant about so she could post a video of her flicking her new nails around.....

Spot on observation. Compare this to her last telling us off video, the one where we're all 'dispeckful pieces of shit'. She's just using it as an excuse to show off her new nails with all the exaggerated hand movements lol. Hopefully this goes the same way as that video... so a week or so from now, Fatty comes online crying about her new life threatening illness....

 

[Aldora]

Agree. Hamberlynn is a rancid glacier of fat who has done many questionable and downright detestable things, but liesbyjenn takes the whole fucking pantry what with abusing her elderly mother and practically working her to a faster death all over her gluttonous need for food. Maybe I'm just soft and stupid when it comes to the elderly but eh, I forget where I'm even going with this. Just a bunch of narcissistic hogs and Amberlynn's the most delusional porker of the lot.

Eh, Jens mother was probably a piece of work too, just in a different way.

 

[Iusedtobeacat]

I feel like I might have some psychic connection to Amber. Just as I wished for the orbiters to return, two of them did. What should I request next?

For Eric and Ricky to spill the tea

 

[Creme Egg]

God damn how can anyone actually watch this bitch. She is so delusional. Amber you get hate because you are a complete and total cunt. Being a 600lbs monster is just an added bit of comedy.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Boo Boo!!! how can you think you're better than us, when we can step on to a curb without acting like it's Mount Everest, can also climb a single flight of stairs and will live to see 40? How are the one million steps for this year going, Fatass???

 

[Mandaark]

This whole situation has me thinking of

 

[StrawberryDouche]

"My money my health" I'll remember that next time she eats herself out of another organ then hyperventilates on the internet about it.

Amy gets hate because she ignores and hits her kids, and feeds them nothing but crap and now she wants to insert herself into emergency situations potentially causing more issues for the emergency services staff during a pandemic.

Caught on tape hitting her kid and under investigation by CPS! She's also a convicted thief who scammed possibly thousands last year for midnight move to South Dakota that never happened. When someone shows you who they are, believe them. Not Amber. She's better than that.

It always amuses me when Amber aligns herself with a child abuser out of pure spite.

 

[Snusmumriken]

eric did a video unboxing something and you could hear amber screaming in the background and it sounded like she was pounding on the door too. cxnt posted it on her channel where she repeats it a few times for you to hear

Euuuhm, I hear nothing that sounds like a human voice, much less Amber’s voice.
That includes Mumble’s narration. This shit is like an Alantutorial video

 

[BIg Fat Wang]

You beat me to it...my immediate thought was Shane and I can only assume the 600lbs of lard has gone to her brain because for one, Shane Dawson ain't fat

Shane Dawson is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Bilibin]

So, this happened:

Stirring that pot in hopes of getting a little up tic of drama and hate comments on her videos.

Looks like Amber started sniffing that nail-glue

 

[escándalo]

Wow just as predicted this is due to her recent video being INCREDIBLY low like her lowest in weeks only 65k views in 2 days and she tried hard to get views in on that one cuddle with becky new nails everything. I had a theory if that video did not do well there would be a chimp out. Basically Amber is seething that she cannot be Learning2BeFearless, I am not joking her videos have been her literally larping as her the past 2 weeks, the views and love and not coming in fact her dislike bar has blossomed as the cancer saga is officially over.

Apologies for the Long recap;

Spoiler: RECAP

So Amber goes on about Amy's video being downvoted and cynics calling her out which they should.

Here's for Amber reading just in case.
Amy gets flack because she is a gross, abusive cunt that abuses her kids and stupidly adopts kids and does not get them citizenship.
Chantel gets flack because she is actually a horrible human being theres 2000 pages listing it you love reading, I do not need to summarise.
LiesByJen abused her dying Mom and enables her fiancee

None of it is because they are fat just disgusting avatars of glut and intolerable behaviour as is Amber.

Flicks her nails constantly the video like its due to that because she is a city gorl now.

Says Haydur nation is behind it but does not realise Haydur nation is fucking dead and has been for months. It died when Zachary and MBP bailed.

To be honest she just goes on and on about fatphobia and circles around because she is basic af

That receding hairline is brutal gorl.