🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Angry Shoes said:
Yeah it's nice to see some shit like this every so often to remind you that there are no good people in this story.
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Give me puzzle pieces, scouters or trash cans, but I'm like 90% sure that Faith is onto IV drugs. If you've got the stomach for it, rewatch the sex tape. Those aren't sits or ingrown hairs on her thighs and legs, they look like track marks and they're in the spots people would use if they I'd guess she's been shooting drugs for probably 3 or 4 years. Those two failed that girl.

People from normal, well-adjusted, functioning families don't use IV drugs as teenagers. Someone has to be pretty damaged to stick a needle in their arm to get to normal at such a young age.
 
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Kraut said:
the ballpit therapist channel now belongs to godwinson, I gave him the password a short while ago. it simply felt right.

I will be doing my future kinos on a new channel I made today.
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Kraut you're a true man and hero thank you for your service!

PhoBingas said:
Maybe the real cult were the friends we made along the way?
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If that is the case this cult is the best, i would not want anything else. So does this cult have an official name yet? Maybe "Kiwis of the corn"?
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
Seems like Ralph is attempting to fuck with @Null and his merchandise run:
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Adding this to my collection of Ralph attempts at deplatforming and fucking with people's income tweets. Stay mad Ralph! No one is gonna feel sorry for you when dlive kicks you to the curb and you're living in a box.
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If Null didn't want Ralph to try to cancel him he should have offered a 5XL shirt. How could he do that to Ralph?
 
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Elric of Melnibone said:
So I think Ralph wants to turn Faith into an octopus. . . schitzo theory below.

Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. so if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you'd declaw a cat and then push your member into it's feed chute.
You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.
The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without it's beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.
Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.
The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.
The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for nutrition.
You climax and give the marine creature it’s breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn't stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.
Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of it's 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
 
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gran_autismo said:
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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I dont know if I am being honest. I diddnt write it, but one of my normie friends saw it on facebook and immediatly thought ot send it to me so I am currently trying to figure out where I went wrong in life. However as soon as I read it, I thought of Ralph, because its a pretty good analogy of Ralph's relationships.
 
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"yea, im hurting bad, loading"

"only 250 patrons, super chats galore, guests for the rest of the month"

"its hard being me"

- This Kiwi Farms post was authored and submitted by Kraut
 

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Oh, Eichenwald. You stupid fuck. You could have avoided this epic Twitter diss if you had JUST BEEN FRIENDS WITH REKIETA! Now look at you! You can't even hang out with weebs who share your affinity for weird ass hentai. Stupid fucking Jew. Die in a fire seizure.

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Mundane Ralph said:
Rand isn't allowed on any dlive channel
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Counterpoint: It might end up that Ralph soon won't be either, and that he ends up where Rand is now.
 
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gran_autismo said:
What's up with Australians having faggot names for everying? Bikies for bikers, Fire-ies for firefighters.

I can't listen to Rand, it gets old too fast. I'm surprised he hasn't posited that the reason his wife lost the baby was because a Nigerian, a Jew and a Aboriginal tribesman hatched a plot to steal his child to take down the Killstream. Also isn't it like 11am in Australia? Don't government workers work 9-5 Monday through Friday? Or do glow in the darks in Australia have special schedules?
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Don't forget Rand got sunsetted by a ammo box to the head, so he definitely has a sub 90 iq now.
 
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Gunt.Inc said:
More tweets of ralph arguing with random nobodies for no apparent reason. THat richie guy has like 12.4k followers so he might be someone.
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hahaha Ralph is getting cyber-mogged in the replies now by actual "far-right" people shoving his (justifiably) greatest insecurity in his face and further contrasting him to actual dissidents? I'm liking this arc
 
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Captain Manning said:
Oh, Eichenwald. You stupid fuck. You could have avoided this epic Twitter diss if you had JUST BEEN FRIENDS WITH REKIETA! Now look at you! You can't even hang out with weebs who share your affinity for weird ass hentai. Stupid fucking Jew. Die in a fire seizure.

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Wow, what an evil cunt. Hopefully no strobe lights go off on his twitter page.

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"I can't bloody say whole words anymore or my trepidation levels rise and the ants come."
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He really is a paranoid schizo, his wife must have to deal with his drunken rants about ants and his love for his mensch, Ethan.
 
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