US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[tehpope]

Biden seems like a total scumbag asshole. At least what he voted for and backed while in Senate and during his VP tenure. But I don't wish what's happening to Biden right now on anyone, including Biden. This is pretty blatant abuse of someone who's not all there. I hope Biden's intimidate family takes the DNC to task but I'm afraid they're all for this abuse.

 

[AnotherPleb]

Biden seems like a total scumbag asshole. At least what he voted for and backed while in Senate and during his VP. But I don't wish what's happening to Biden right now on anyone, including Biden. This is pretty blatant abuse of someone who's not all there. I hope Biden's intimidate family takes the DNC to task but I'm afraid they're all for this abuse.

Biden's wife is smelling power more than Biden sniffs little girls, and she's not going to let anything stop her from getting it.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I love how he's a 35+ year senator and a former Vice President, who hasn't done jack or shit aside from have people die on him.

"Vote for Joe, he's just like Typhoid Mary!"

"Vote for Joe, he did nothing for 40+ years!"

"Vote for Joe, real human, just like you."

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Biden's wife is smelling power more than Biden sniffs little girls, and she's not going to let anything stop her from getting it.

Given how short Biden's time is, how does she plan to keep being First Lady once he dies/resigns/is 25A'd out? Is she going to marry Kamala?

 

[Basil II]

Joe Biden is a pedo and I have zero sympathy, I guarantee he wouldn't have any sympathy for any of you.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Biden's wife is smelling power more than Biden sniffs little girls, and she's not going to let anything stop her from getting it.

She'll be the first to call for recounts, if Trump wins.

 

[AnotherPleb]

Given how short Biden's time is, how does she plan to keep being First Lady once he dies/resigns/is 25A'd out? Is she going to marry Kamala?

She's thinking she'll be like Woodrow Wilson's wife after his 'accidental' stroke, ruling things from behind the scenes. Though I wouldn't put the latter beyond her.

She'll be the first to call for recounts, if Trump wins.

Biden sure won't be coherent enough that late at night.

 

[UselessIdiot]

I love how he's a 35+ year senator and a former Vice President, who hasn't done jack or shit aside from have people die on him.

"Vote for Joe, he's just like Typhoid Mary!"

"Vote for Joe, he did nothing for 40+ years!"

"Vote for Joe, real human, just like you."

Not to mention he's run for POTUS multiple times in the past and lost the primaries badly, and he only has a chance because all the other candidates sucked so much that geriatric, feeble man is generic enough to appeal to voters who want "normalcy" again -- despite his own party causing all the problems and ridiculous narratives.

 

[AGreatDipAtAFairPrice]

That's a good point. Why isn't Joe Biden touted as the most experienced candidate for president? 37 years in the senate alone for legislative experience and a two term VP. How could anybody other than the person who is already the president have more experience to be president than Joe Biden? You don't hear about his career or the policies that 37 years as a legislator helped him create. All you get instead is Pobody's Nerfect deflection and sob stories about his family life and fables about how a 50 year career politician is just Lunchpail Joey from Scranton.

Edit: Also, empathy is a really feminine thing for Joe Biden to run on, isn't it? Bubba ran on it a lot better with that "feel your pain" stuff, and he was young enough, and glib enough, and "slick" enough, to pull that off. Who wants to vote for Empathetic Sissy Grandpa as president?

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Not to mention he's run for POTUS multiple times in the past and lost the primaries badly, and he only has a chance because all the other candidates sucked so much that geriatric, feeble man is generic enough to appeal to voters who want "normalcy" again -- despite his own party causing all the problems and ridiculous narratives.

He would have lost Super Tuesday if not for machinations behind the scenes to screw over Bernie. And then Bernie leans into it as they fuck him up the ass and says "Please sir may I have another?" Despicable. No wonder his voters are rioting on the streets.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Not to mention he's run for POTUS multiple times in the past and lost the primaries badly, and he only has a chance because all the other candidates sucked so much that geriatric, feeble man is generic enough to appeal to voters who want "normalcy" again -- despite his own party causing all the problems and ridiculous narratives.

Add in the fact that the establishment sucks so badly, that they did not consider Tulsi or Yang, or even Bernie for that matter. The former two are young and appeal to newer generations, but no, generic ticket + Not Trump is the win condition.

These idiots have could-be winners among them. They have to stop forcing their dude in there. When will they get it into their heads that Obama was just a two-hit wonder?

 

[UselessIdiot]

That's a good point. Why isn't Joe Biden touted as the most experienced candidate for president? 37 years in the senate alone for legislative experience and a two term VP. How could anybody other than the person who is already the president have more experience to be president than Joe Biden? You don't hear about his career or the policies that 37 years as a legislator helped him create. All you get instead is Pobody's Nerfect deflection and sob stories about his family life and fables about how a 50 year career politician is just Lunchpail Joey from Scranton.

Edit: Also, empathy is a really feminine thing for Joe Biden to run on, isn't it? Bubba ran on it a lot better with that "feel your pain" stuff, and he was young enough, and glib enough, and "slick" enough, to pull that off. Who wants to vote for Empathetic Sissy Grandpa as president?

"Empathy" is well, empty, anyway -- when you've done nothing but enact shitty policies your entire political career and advocate for even shittier policies to be enacted once you continue your career as a career politician.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

That's a good point. Why isn't Joe Biden touted as the most experienced candidate for president? 37 years in the senate alone for legislative experience and a two term VP. How could anybody other than the person who is already the president have more experience to be president than Joe Biden? You don't hear about his career or the policies that 37 years as a legislator helped him create. All you get instead is Pobody's Nerfect deflection and sob stories about his family life and fables about how a 50 year career politician is just Lunchpail Joey from Scranton.

Edit: Also, empathy is a really feminine thing for Joe Biden to run on, isn't it? Bubba ran on it a lot better with that "feel your pain" stuff, and he was young enough, and glib enough, and "slick" enough, to pull that off. Who wants to vote for Empathetic Sissy Grandpa as president?

Well that's not entirely fair to Biden. You still hear about how he helped write the Clinton Crime Bill every now and then.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Empathy is fine for a Vulcan, psychic, woman, or therapist.

Otherwise, I don't want some asshole going "I feel your pain, back when I was a hitman pretending to be a bodyguard who could run a marathon in 30 minutes and fought nigg... I mean, Corn Pop every day with a whip and chain like my 25th level barbarian fifth of Edition character goes BAZINGA!"

I want someone to go "Oh, shit, your state is on fire! HAND ON! I'M SENDING HELP!"

Fuck your empathy. Fix this shit.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Given how short Biden's time is, how does she plan to keep being First Lady once he dies/resigns/is 25A'd out? Is she going to marry Kamala?

Media circuit over her 'grief.'

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Great answer to my question. Here's another one: Why isn't Kamala Harris going all out to campaign? Biden isn't fit to do a full court press, but she could go on a rally tour. She's the perfect woke standard-bearer, demographically at least. Of course the cop thing is a problem but they have the entire media to help paper that over.

The only reason I can think is that she's even less popular than Joe and her presence has been shown to make polls go down. Maybe they know that any Harris rally will attract a crowd of brick-throwing antifa. If that's the case... my god. Dems sure know how to choose a ticket don't they?

Because she largely the same person as Hillary when you get down to it. You have a horribly unpleasent, obviously sociopathic person who can’t fake being personable for shit. Just like fucking last time with different paint-job and fewer health issues. Even if they want a Hillary, they know what happened with her even if they refuse to say it out loud.

 

[AGreatDipAtAFairPrice]

Kamala Harris is Hillary Clinton without the "experience" of being First Lady, never birthed or parented a child, doesn't have Bill Clinton but a cipher of a career-striving "husband" that they don't want anybody ever seeing, never developed a fan base, has a radioactive law enforcement career, reminds everybody of shitty, "rolling blackout" and engulfed-in-flames California ("She'll make the whole country as fucked up as California!") and got torpedoed out of the nomination process before Iowa.

She's Shitty Hillary Clinton and is only there to be the Clintonista cutout. Kamala wants to campaign, but her handlers desperately don't want her to. It takes two to tango, right? It's not all Biden's fault. 50 percent of the reason the campaign so-called is putting a "lid" on it before lunch is every time Kamala Harris says something, the chances of winning go down. Just like Hillary Clinton. People may like the CONCEPT, but they hate the execution. Chuck Todd nailed it with Hillary and its doubly true for Kamala. The campaign has got two candidates like this. They exist only as concepts. Exposure is bad for them. All the can do is call it a wrap before lunch and hide. Hillary had her bunker, they have "the basement."

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Add in the fact that the establishment sucks so badly, that they did not consider Tulsi or Yang, or even Bernie for that matter. The former two are young and appeal to newer generations, but no, generic ticket + Not Trump is the win condition.

These idiots have could-be winners among them. They have to stop forcing their dude in there. When will they get it into their heads that Obama was just a two-hit wonder?

The thing is, Yang probably would've been their best bet since he has shown he is able to compromise with both sides of the aisle (given he helped Trump with the stimulus check), has a good understanding of the modern technological landscape, is the best of both worlds for the democrats of someone moderate along with having some progressive values, and also has the anti-establishment card given he wasn't a politician. That last point is exactly why they dropped him hard since they only want politicians to win.

Tulsi is a good candidate too but her issue is that she has a non-Christian family and has said nice things about Trump which would be ammunition to use against her. Bernie is pretty much a con artist that only cares about scamming college students and has many far left ideas that are borderline communist.

All the other candidates the democrats had were either unlikeable or had too much of the establishment label with none of the experience, and it didn't help the party itself went further to the left and is only running on "FUCK TRUMP" instead of meaningful policies.

 

[Unog]

The thing is, Yang probably would've been their best bet since he has shown he is able to compromise with both sides of the aisle (given he helped Trump with the stimulus check), has a good understanding of the modern technological landscape, is the best of both worlds for the democrats of someone moderate along with having some progressive values, and also has the anti-establishment card given he wasn't a politician. That last point is exactly why they dropped him hard since they only want politicians to win.

Tulsi is a good candidate too but her issue is that she has a non-Christian family and has said nice things about Trump which would be ammunition to use against her. Bernie is pretty much a con artist that only cares about scamming college students and has many far left ideas that are borderline communist.

All the other candidates the democrats had were either unlikeable or had too much of the establishment label with none of the experience, and it didn't help the party itself went further to the left and is only running on "FUCK TRUMP" instead of meaningful policies.

Problem is neither one of them would be the type to just willingly let the DNC give them their marching orders once actually in office.

You seem to forget, these people don't want to put forward a candidate unless they know they'll be marching to their tune if they win. Why else put forward an almost literal zombie of a man? Even Beto would've been a better choice at this point, if you take that factor out of the equation.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Empathy is fine for a Vulcan, psychic, woman, or therapist.

Otherwise, I don't want some asshole going "I feel your pain, back when I was a hitman pretending to be a bodyguard who could run a marathon in 30 minutes and fought nigg... I mean, Corn Pop every day with a whip and chain like my 25th level barbarian fifth of Edition character goes BAZINGA!"

I want someone to go "Oh, shit, your state is on fire! HAND ON! I'M SENDING HELP!"

Fuck your empathy. Fix this shit.

You're talking about sympathy.

Empathy is a skill or talent that you use to put yourself in someone else's position and try to think like them or feel like them. Empathy is used creatively, as well as tactically. If you can think like your opponent, you know your opponent and then you can beat your opponent. Empathy does not mean you sympathize. It means you are just trying to think like the person you're empathizing with and attempting to understand them. Empathy doesn't really go beyond understanding.

Sympathy means you emotionally resonate with the other person. You agree and approve of their behavior on some level, maybe not all the way. Empathy doesn't mean you approve of a person's behavior. Just because a cop knows how a killer thinks doesn't make him sympathize with a killer's motive.

I know they're used interchangeably, but they're really two different things. The difference is that the left and progtards have no capacity for empathy. They don't try to understand how other people think. They have a fundamental inability to view how others who don't agree with them live their lives and believe what they do. But they have endless sympathy for random minorities that they cannot possibly begin to empathize with.

It feels like semantics, but there's a really big difference between the two.

I still get a lot of flak IRL for saying it, but the elder abuse aspect of the Biden campaign is easily the biggest reason driving me to oppose it. I'm not going to say Joe was a saint as a VP or anything before that, but pre-2018 he was goddamn adamant that he was content peaking as Vice President and that, in light of Beau's untimely death, he wanted to spend his remaining time with friends and family. That was the consistent narrative throughout the first half of Trump's term in office and it wasn't until he hit a particular low point intellectually that he started agitating about running.

He did his time as the middling public servant he always was. He had earned his comfortable retirement playing with grandchildren and fading into obscurity. And these assholes, terrified of running in a modern election, dug him up as a half-hearted reference to the Obama Good Times that wasn't tainted by overt association with Hillary. Biden honestly deserved better than that.

True, its really creepy.

But Biden is also a weirdo, I've got no idea if he's a pedo. I'm not going to sling out accusations.