🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Making below minimum wage and drinking yourself into an early grave is not thriving. Then again, I'm a middle class suburban boy looking down on the low class nigger trash known as Ethan Oliver Ralph.

Ah, but you see, that is thriving to white trash like Ralph. You have to remember, he has never had a real job. To him, any amount of lemons coming in is thriving.
lol I would love to see the levels of cope it can reach and his subliminal disses at kiwifarms
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It'll probably just be an extra long whinny bitch session "article" on his site, or maybe a series of "articles".
I spent too much effort on this but here is the cover of Ethan's book.
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Edit: Added an extra review from @Captain Manning

lol, I love that you put the show time as 10 instead of 9:30.
 
At this point, he can’t. His history of internet idiocy will forever weigh him down as he carries it, like a gunt, into an endless sea of struggle. He tarried about in Neverland too long, and now he’s a lost boy. In other words—to borrow a more apropos literary trope—he belongs to The Corn.
And his guntlickers are gonna have their turn as well. This freedom of speech advocate is the one in possession of a blacklist of people he doesnt like that his alt kike freedom fighter guests cant interact with or they cant come on the killstream. You also have augie that looks like kyler with hair and deorio thats one twinkie away from a heart attack on his recliner. These so called drama channels have multiple scoops a day but choose to not talk about their mensch, if this was literally anyone else they would be on it like flies on shit and multiple documentaries with like 10 adbreaks inbetween.
 
I thought he was joking but apparently not, does anyone have any medical history on Ethan Ralph? does he suffer from brain damage or something? i am actually being serious which publication would release this book? Dude GG ended years ago i dont even think Sargon is beating the GG dead horse anymore




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I thought he was joking but apparently not, does anyone have any medical history on Ethan Ralph? does he suffer from brain damage or something? i am actually being serious which publication would release this book? Dude GG ended years ago i dont even think Sargon is beating the GG dead horse anymore




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Whether it's good or cringe, it'll still be worth reading and hold on to as a relic of the good times. I say do it."
How sad does your life need to be that you find a bunch of completely irrelevant internet drama as 'The Good Times'?
 
Credit to @ShakkaAhmose for the base and idea of this. Sorry I got a little lazy toward the end of customizing but after listening to those audio chunks at half speed, Im going insane. Dont know how PO can do this shit sometimes. Anyway, enjoy my draft submission. And I have the PSD saved so I can fix typos if anyone spots any.

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Edit: Fixed some typos that were fuckin buggin the fuck outta me.
 
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Credit to @ShakkaAhmose for the base and idea of this. Sorry I got a little lazy toward the end of customizing but after listening to those audio chunks at half speed, Im going insane. Dont know how PO can do this shit sometimes. Anyway, enjoy my draft submission. And I have the PSD saved so I can fix typos if anyone spots any.

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The quotes gave me a good laugh 10/10
 
If he is lucky, probably some small publishing group but Ralph could always print his own books and deal with distribution himself but he's too lazy for that.
I was thinking that as well but one thing, who would buy his book? this is not even an insult, he does not have the market pull for people to purchase his book for the profit to exceed the costs.

And yeah he is way to lazy to do it, he might get dick or someone to do it for him and even by his own words that if he manages to get around to doing it

How sad does your life need to be that you find a bunch of completely irrelevant internet drama as 'The Good Times'?
Sad or delusion, he might be both of those

Credit to @ShakkaAhmose for the base and idea of this. Sorry I got a little lazy toward the end of customizing but after listening to those audio chunks at half speed, Im going insane. Dont know how PO can do this shit sometimes. Anyway, enjoy my draft submission. And I have the PSD saved so I can fix typos if anyone spots any.

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I will have to say this i was thinking of once doing a video on the Gunt and his exploits but he is to damn sickening for me to continue. I would like to say good work, this will be better then any book Ralph tries to public, more effort went into your draft then his whole existence.
 
And yeah he is way to lazy to do it, he might get dick or someone to do it for him and even by his own words that if he manages to get around to doing it
Hmmm what was Dick's publisher for his book. Dick might try to hook Ethan up with that publisher. In regards to who would buy his book, pretty much no one. I would be surprised if it ended up in a proper store.
 
I thought he was joking but apparently not, does anyone have any medical history on Ethan Ralph? does he suffer from brain damage or something? i am actually being serious which publication would release this book? Dude GG ended years ago i dont even think Sargon is beating the GG dead horse anymore




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So in short he's going to write a book whining about Josh and the Karens?
Also what the fuck, he is doing the EXACT same thing as Sargon, when they get to their lowest point they start parading the corpse of GG around to try to get back some success.
No one cares about GG Ralph, and even if they did, you were an absolute nobody with a blog. Your 'scoops' were pathetic.
 
Hmmm what was Dick's publisher for his book. Dick might try to hook Ethan up with that publisher. In regards to who would buy his book, pretty much no one. I would be surprised if it ended up in a proper store.
Not too sure about Dicks publisher but yeah i think Ethan will go to Dick as well for publication, that is if they are still friends when it comes time to release it

So in short he's going to write a book whining about Josh and the Karens?
Also what the fuck, he is doing the EXACT same thing as Sargon, when they get to their lowest point they start parading the corpse of GG around to try to get back some success.
No one cares about GG Ralph, and even if they did, you were an absolute nobody with a blog. Your 'scoops' were pathetic.
WHAT! you're telling me you wouldn't buy this masterpiece of literature? it is on the same levels as Dostoyevsky, the terminator 1 and 2 and other masterpieces.

How would you not want a book about people on the internet making fun of an overweight alcoholic man child
 
It will be a self-published PDF file (lol) titled "Rethan Ralph and His Lifelong Struggle against A-lawgs" signed by pen name Rad Roberts and distributed by the means of a pinned tweet.

We will then a-lawg him by creating audiobooks in various accents using text to speech.

He will publish it just prior to the Day of Retribution, when he strikes fear into the hearts of the a-lawgs who rejected him.

Two years later Simian Jimmy will produce an audiobook that will get him yeeted off of YouTube.

It's like poetry, it rhymes.
 
It will be a self-published PDF file (lol) titled "Rethan Ralph and His Lifelong Struggle against A-lawgs" signed by pen name Rad Roberts and distributed by the means of a pinned tweet.

We will then a-lawg him by creating audiobooks in various accents using text to speech.
I would guess a straight up Word document because he's too incompetent to figure out how to create a PDF out of it.

@Perspicacity's post inspired me to try to create this:
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Unfortunately I couldn't find a good shot of Ralph (without a hat) looking straight into the camera so this was the best I could manage.
 
I would guess a straight up Word document because he's too incompetent to figure out how to create a PDF out of it.

@Perspicacity's post inspired me to try to create this:
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Unfortunately I couldn't find a good shot of Ralph (without a hat) looking straight into the camera so this was the best I could manage.
Young ER looks a bit like Gator, has the guntlet taken the form of Gator? are we facing a real life "the Thing" situation?
 
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