Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Constellationzero]

Pretty sure during his court appearance the butternut was rocking some horrific rusty streaks. Might've been in one of the still shots.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I think he's tanning because he thinks it will impress people and open doors for him. He just looks like he rolled around naked in cheeto dust to me.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He probably read a GQ article on what the modern man needed to look good and didn't get idea behind it. This is why he hits the gym because he thinks if he's buff he'll get the girls. Same for wearing a suit because we all know that women love a guy who rocks a suit. And a tan, I mean who doesn't look good with a tan?

The problem is Ratface doesn't get that a $199 suit he bought from Men's Wearhouse that hasn't been properly tailored to fit him will look like shit especially when he tries to launder it himself. Or that he's a manlet so at best he's going to look like a mini-hulk if he ever bulks up although with his diet, I don't see that happening. And the tan, well a spray on tan is going to make you look like shit. Or like Clyde Cash.

 

[AnOminous]

The problem is Ratface doesn't get that a $199 suit he bought from Men's Wearhouse that hasn't been properly tailored to fit him will look like shit especially when he tries to launder it himself.

Especially with water. He literally destroyed it the first time he did that. Probably too stupid to see the "dry clean only" tag.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

I think he's tanning because he thinks it will impress people and open doors for him. He just looks like he rolled around naked in cheeto dust to me.

Have we considered the possibility that is the real story? I mean, he thinks the way to clean a suit is a bathtub. Maybe he thought he could just use fire Cheetos as a tan.

I’m not saying that it’s what I believe. I am saying that it wouldn’t surprise me.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Have we considered the possibility that is the real story? I mean, he thinks the way to clean a suit is a bathtub. Maybe he thought he could just use fire Cheetos as a tan.

I’m not saying that it’s what I believe. I am saying that it wouldn’t surprise me.

And now you've pictured Russ naked. Please don't murder me. TIA.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

And now you've pictured Russ naked. Please don't murder me. TIA.

He's posted (almost) nudes that we've got somewhere in this thread. I can only speak for myself, but they're more disturbing than anything I could picture.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He's posted (almost) nudes that we've got somewhere in this thread. I can only speak for myself, but they're more disturbing than anything I could picture.

That was the most horrifying part of the KP catfish.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Fair enough. Blocked him.

Good. One of the cardinal rules of Kiwi Farms is like our own autistic Prime Directive: We do not interfere in the development of a Lolcow. Do NOT troll, catfish, scam, taunt, conduct gayops on or otherwise contact a Lolcow: They will always be more funny on their own then they could ever be with Kiwi interference.

@DrJonesHat asks:

Didn't one cow DFE and go dark because someone from here tried to trick them into doing something stupid and they figured that out and we lost a cow?

More then one, if I remember right. I don't recall the exact situation that caused the rule to be born but pretty sure it was a case exactly like that which was the proverbial final straw.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Good. One of the cardinal rules of Kiwi Farms is like our own autistic Prime Directive: We do not interfere in the development of a Lolcow. Do NOT troll, catfish, scam, taunt, conduct gayops on or otherwise contact a Lolcow: They will always be more funny on their own then they could ever be with Kiwi interference.

Didn't one cow DFE and go dark because someone from here tried to trick them into doing something stupid and they figured that out and we lost a cow?

 

[CWCissey]

Didn't one cow DFE and go dark because someone from here tried to trick them into doing something stupid and they figured that out and we lost a cow?

Bulla wasn't it?

 

[MistressCaridad]

Bulla wasn't it?

It was Bulla. Someone weened him and he deleted everything. He got committed not too long after that and as disappointing as it was to lose the flow of milk, in his case it may have been the best thing to happen, but still.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

It was Bulla. Someone weened him and he deleted everything. He got committed not too long after that and as disappointing as it was to lose the flow of milk, in his case it may have been the best thing to happen, but still.

Bulls was being trolled by life. He was prolific on twitter so lots of trolls messed with him. But yes, eventually a Kiwi thought it would be fun to pretend to be interested in fucking John. Sexually. It was around the time of the knife necklaces.

that’s still the most mentally ill cow to me.

 

[The Dude]

Bulls was being trolled by life. He was prolific on twitter so lots of trolls messed with him. But yes, eventually a Kiwi thought it would be fun to pretend to be interested in fucking John. Sexually. It was around the time of the knife necklaces.

that’s still the most mentally ill cow to me.

Oh, good ol' John S. (as in sexually of fucks) Bulla. Yeah, shortly after some fucktard tried to ween him and he went dark he snapped and threatened his neighbor and their kids with that steak knife he kept on a lanyard around his neck. It really is for the best that he finally got committed to a mental health facility and is getting the help he desperately needed. I hope he's happier and healthier (of fucks) these days.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Russ handles life as if it's a math problem and romance like it's in a movie. Spray tan + suit + hair product = studly. Being a stud + hitting on a woman = date. Dinner + <insert generic romantic movie gesture> = woman wooed. Woman wooed = sex. It doesn't matter that he's a narcissistic mongoloid. Russ is punching in the required inputs into the sex equation and those filthy fucking sluts are discriminating against him because he's disabled. He genuinely does not understand what he is doing wrong.

Incel logic is really fucking confusing. Youd think if they were all sluts and he still werent successful at getting him his penis sucked that maybe he would at least question if something were wrong with him that would make even "sluts" not want anything to do with him?

Most irritating thing about him though is because his face is fucked up he has something to point to as an explanation for everything that makes him perfectly blameless and everyone else shallow assholes. Just keeps dodging the realization that he's caused every problem he has ever had his entire life with his own behavior forever. Normally i want to see people improve and get out of that kind of shit mentality but he has no actual personality outside of being a narcissistic thirsty fuck so there really isn't anything to salvage

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Incel logic is really fucking confusing. Youd think if they were all sluts and he still werent successful at getting him his penis sucked that maybe he would at least question if something were wrong with him that would make even "sluts" not want anything to do with him?

Most irritating thing about him though is because his face is fucked up he has something to point to as an explanation for everything that makes him perfectly blameless and everyone else shallow assholes. Just keeps dodging the realization that he's caused every problem he has ever had his entire life with his own behavior forever. Normally i want to see people improve and get out of that kind of shit mentality but he has no actual personality outside of being a narcissistic thirsty fuck so there really isn't anything to salvage

It really is a sign of his ego that he thinks the only reason women don't want to date him is because he's disabled. Notice how he never calls himself ugly, he never says that he's unattractive, he thinks the very fact that he has a disability is the only women aren't into him. And he always complains about how he's such a perfect gentleman, so those bitches must be bigots who hate the disabled when they refuse the advances of an obvious creeper. He thinks his disability is his only flaw.

I'm not sure what the term is, maybe I'm thinking of theory of mind, but he's also completely incapable of understanding how he comes across to others, especially women. No matter how many times he fails, he remains convinced that every woman he goes after will be blown away by him offering them flowers and to buy them dinner. He fails to see that women look at his attempts to "woo" them and see right through him. He doesn't realize that they can see what an entitled, creepy, misogynistic incel he is. They understand that his pitiful gestures are just a cheap attempt to get in their pants, yet Russell seems to think that there's nothing wrong with that, like that's what a gentleman does.

Russell is incapable of any kind of self reflection. As for him improving himself, you're right. He's rotten to the core. He has absolutely zero hobbies, no friends, and no aspirations in life besides having sex with hot women and becoming famous. His whole life is centered around a futile quest for fame, sex, and revenge against women who refuse to fuck him.

 

[Fapcop]

Oh, to be a fly on the wall when that happens. Between the pimp who can't understand Russ, and Russ who'll refuse to understand the pimp, that conversation would be comedy gold.

“MONEY BITCH! DOLLAR BILLS! YOU OWE TEE SHAZZLE MONEY, AND TEE SHAZZLE IS GOING TO GET HIS MONEY YOU DRIPPY, DROOPY SLACKJAWED MAHFACKA!”

Said while grabbing Russell by the tie and lapels and shaking him. Thereby spraying floor, ceiling and walls with his spittle.

 

[pr3nt177]

The Hooker in the Black Jutta story (totally true, you guys, honest) happened within the past year. As others have said, he submitted the story to one of those "true scary stories" YouTube channels and made a big deal about how he was "collaborating with a big YouTuber". I think the channel that read his story had like 150k subscribers or something, so not exactly a big channel. In the story he claimed to be 18 and had hired the hooker when his parents were gone for the night or out of town for the weekend, something like that. I don't remember the exact specifics, but when she arrived he claimed to change his mind about the whole thing (probably because she wasn't attractive enough to Russ) and she started demanding money, even if he was calling it off. He claims he tried to fool the hooker by saying he needed to go to the ATM to get her money, and he tried to lose her in his car, but she kept up with him until they were racing at high speed on the freeway. That's about all I remember, but I seem to recall saying it happened in Salt Lake, which is impossible because he said he was 18 and living with his parents at the time, which was when he was still living in Evanston, WY. It was all total bullshit, and obviously so. The only scary thing about the story is the subtext of Shit-lips having sex with some poor girl.

Disappointed now, I was hoping the car chase was true...I had visions of him wetting himself with fear behind the wheel and an irate hooker tailing him all across town.

 

[AbraCadaver]

“MONEY BITCH! DOLLAR BILLS! YOU OWE TEE SHAZZLE MONEY, AND TEE SHAZZLE IS GOING TO GET HIS MONEY YOU DRIPPY, DROOPY SLACKJAWED MAHFACKA!”

Said while grabbing Russell by the tie and lapels and shaking him. Thereby spraying floor, ceiling and walls with his spittle.

Tee Shazzle is a stern man, but fair.

 

[Meredith Swift]

theory: the reason he only listens to manufactured bubblegum pop is that he lacks the emotional capacity to relate to the lyrics of other types of music