If he does stick true to what he said and buys around 200 of them, then I got to say I'm proud of Quinton, it only took him 3 extension (including one after the campaign failed) and not making any money to get his shitty plush made
Before the current edition of Stories from The Quew let us remember the fallen.
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Now to our feature presentation:
The Quew Division has remained strong for quite sometime, completely unprompted a little nugget of wisdom comes from none other than the great orange knight Hippie Rat.
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As you know Dear Qoomrade Qlinton Reviewer Reviews has strong feeling on Chief Leafster which he has made abundantly clear. After getting negative replies, Dear Leader did what he does on times of great need. He went and hid on his Discord server to tag everyone and tell him how righteous he is. This is the tale of the LeafyIsInside.
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Major notes:
1. Qoomrade Qlinton keeps calling Mumkey's name to this very day.
2. He thinks Emp Lemon is not good enough because "he is a Leafy fan".
3. He thinks in five years everyone will forget the drama that led him to where he is today.
4. He constantly got advised by the Quintonians and Quintonettes to calm the fuck down on Twitter.
Qoomrade Qlinton has purchased ten new Qlinton Jrs for his personal army. Which explains the sudden spike in sells.
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So it looks like he might finally be getting his plush. All it took was three extensions, a compromise where he forgoes all profit, and having to spend $200+ dollars to buy multiple plushes just to make it past the required halfway point as part of the compromise, and even then it's not guaranteed the plushes will go into production after all of this.
I've never been suicidal, but I could definitely understand wanting to just end it all if I ever became as pathetic as Quinton.
Five years? Optimistic to think you will still be relevant by then Quinton.
The funny thing about that is that most people already moved on from his exploits of 2018.
And all he had to do was keep making low-effort but somewhat entertaining Fallen Titan videos. Look at him now though, even with the creation of a Infinity War crossover video, nobody gives two flying fucks about him.
Optimistic to use "still", as if he's relevant now.
Wouldn't Quinton doing a Neil deGrasse Tyson impersonation be a form of cultural appropriation? He may not be doing physical blackface, but would it count as mental blackface, at least among the woke bois in his fanbase? [insert thinking emoji here]
Quinton defending rioters. Of course this bug man is in favor of the cringe fringe rioting.
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Qlinton Reviewer Jr. died in the Makeship Headquaters at the Great White North alongside 209 of his brothers trying to reach his father, Qoomrade Qlinton "Reviewer" Reviews, and his division, The Quarantine Quew. His campaign to reach Lexington, Kentucky endured hardships for 4 weeks, one being the Makeship site had 191 traitors captured and tortured by the Kiwi Nations. The survivors were rescued and send home in masse back to The Quew to play in the sandbox with the Garfield 2: A Tale of Two Titties LEGO set.
Qlinton Jr. was described by those who knew him as "being able to tell cool facts, being shaped like a friend and not being sand". Basically perfect at everything but being a successful plush.
His father and far more likeable siblings, RosyClozy and DreakDucky, survive him.
Qoomrade Qlinton Reviewer Jr.
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Inb4 he gets smacked down by breadtube yet again for spreading "conspiracy theories" about tiananmen square, 1989.
Interesting how he doesn’t talk about how the Hong Kong populace feels about this.
that's because Hong Kong has strong bipartisan support (asides from the fringe left who support the CCP for being fellow "commies" and the extreme fringe right who support the CCP for being a hold out against da joos) and Quinton hates that he could ever be seen to align with anyone right of ContraInteresting how he doesn’t talk about how the Hong Kong populace feels about this.
