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Á̸̧̤̱̱͋ͅL̫̥͛̆̄ͧL̡̺̱̠̣ͪ̒́̒̉̓ ̙͉͆͑̍́S̢̽̾̉̆̑ͬ̈͘҉̩̳̣̘̙̬̪H̴̰̪̹͋͊Ḁ̘̣̽͋͋͛ͤ͘ͅL̨̢͔͎̩͑̋̒͠L̵̨̳̝̻̫ͬ̀̅ ̧̙̮̄͊ͧͯͪͯ̅̌̕͘Sͫ̉̎̓̓̒̽͟͏̦̦͍̹̞̮̮̹̳O̢͈͓̲̣͖͆̎̈͐̆ͨ͌͘O̦͚̬̗ͩ̍̈́͊̓̈́͡N̦̥ͣ̋̓͆ ̧̊̏ͪ̄͆͜҉͕̣̭̩̭̬B̴̧͍ͫ̊ͥͥ͒̄͢Ȩ̸̷͚̘̰̲͔͙͌ͮ̎̓̂H̲͛͗̾͝O̧͔̥̞̫͓̣̤͍ͣ͆̓͋̅̉͊̉̚L̡ͣ̿ͤ҉̥̪D̎ͫ̀̍̄ͦ̂҉̤̺̝̳̞ ̎ͫ̅҉̶̠M̹͓̩̹̺͈͐̐ͨ̆͛͆̎Y̲͉̔̉͑̕͢ ̸̢̬̘̝͍͇̜̮̾̎̅͗ͭͨC̨̢̜̟̤͕̤͎͊̌̂̅̿͐͑O̶͇̼̪̳̐̓̏̊͌̂͊͜N̲̪̳͉ͦͧ̋̆́͝Q̵̢̱͈̹̇̓ͯ̄̔̿͆̅̕Ṳ̩͍͉̱̈́ͩͤ̂̈́ͪ͌͒̀E̸̛̘̬̠͒̊̿̉͛͌̈́͘Ȓ̊͌ͮ̓̑ͩ҉͎̪̺̀ͅĪ̡̛͖̝̬̰̉̿ͣ̊̚Ṉ̷̢̮ͭ̉̾̅G̶̛̖̮͍̬ͧ̃͌̓͢
̵̑ͯ̍̈ͬ̓ͧ͟͏̟͕͎̟̘̞̮̱I͍̣̤̩̜̼̲͕ͥ̉͐ͤ̐ͬ̌͢'͖̼̗̗̳͎͒ͦ͑̆͛͆͡A͛͗̀͡҉͎͈̦̰͍̼͔ ̸͓̹̗̻̮͓ͦͯ̄̐̉͛́Ï̵̪̲̱̬̘͗͂̌̓̎ͯ͐̕ͅ'̢̧̛̠̲̲̯͙̏A͛̂ͩ̍̆̍ͦ͏̶͔͇̪̹̭̰̳̕ ̡͉̻͚̒R̘͈̠̫̔ͥ̈́̏̈̿̌̏̔͞͠H̘͉̣͇ͯ̃̏̍'͇̙̠̻̰̃͋ͬ̒̉̉Y͚̼͚̹͇̱ͣL̖͔͍͉͕͈͈̼ͥ́̊̒̍͝Ê̳̗͙͉͍̞͕̼̗̅̆H̛͂ͧͤ̍̈ͧͧ҉̜͖̙̞̬̤̟͍
̯̘̫̯̟͙͖ͬͨ̚ͅḎ̜͙̫̞͓̼̆͌ͧͯ͟͞ͅO͙̦̠̝̰̍̇ͦ̌͊͂ͅO̻̹̟̬͚̬̣̼͗̿ͭ͛͞M̟̪͙̗̖̯̩ͯ̄̿ͮ̄̽͡͞Ḍ̷̯̩̹̻̩̖̘ͫ̒͒̀͌͜O̜̻̩̠̝̎̉̈͌̇O̵̪̳̹͇̘͉͛̀ͅM̟̯̠̼̯̰̓̐̋͒ͦ̂D̷̷͎͈̗͚̲̒ͬ̈ͭ̿O͈̝̽̈̀̚Õ̩̺̱̯͓͑͒ͦ̉́͜ͅM̐̾͒ͨ̓̎̋҉̠̣D̴̼̞̩̰̺̐̒͌̈͗ͭͬ͆͝O̴͖̮̖͙̐Ȯ̤̭͇̻͍̦̞̈̕M͍͕̖ͣͦͧͦ̾̏̚D̶̴̖͈̗̯͔͈̱̊̃͒̋̐ͯͧ͢Ȍ̴̳̠͇ͥͥͫ́̄O̴̸̡͈̱̻̖̗ͮͫ̅ͫM̠͎̍ͮͨ̎̿
 
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voiceguy said:
Ooh! I know this one:
Step One: Be DarkSyde Phil.
Step Two: There's a Step Two?

This was done before I think but:
http://www.wikihow.com/Identify-a-Pedophile
The first step is anyone can be a pedophile. Nothing like instilling paranoia.
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If you follow the pictures correctly, it tells a disturbing story:
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How to Be Enlightened by the Religion Cosmic People of Light Powers

Religion today is not your parents religion. It is run by fanatics and mad people who use it to manipulate their followers for their own means. However, there is hope. The Universe People, or Cosmic People of Light Powers, have come to save us by spreading a message of love and salvation. Our belief system is based upon the existence of extraterrestrial civilizations communicating with Benda and other contactees since October 1997 telepathically and later even by direct personal contact. Please feel free to share this article, and use any part it as you wish. It is important to know that the Universe People own All copyrights, and they do not care too much about their enforcement. If it becomes necessary to place something on WikiHow or elsewhere that is copyrighted, the best thing to do is simply contact Ashtar Sheran, Benda, or Jesus Christ, telepathically, and ask for permission. They should have no problem granting you said permission.

http://www.universe-people.com/

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Protip: Advanced civilizations must always switch to skintight pajama fashion as soon as they pass Kardachev II level, that's a Cosmic Law. It is debated though whether this holds for both genders or only for buxom space babes, while men can also wear togas.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
How to Be Enlightened by the Religion Cosmic People of Light Powers

Religion today is not your parents religion. It is run by fanatics and mad people who use it to manipulate their followers for their own means. However, there is hope. The Universe People, or Cosmic People of Light Powers, have come to save us by spreading a message of love and salvation. Our belief system is based upon the existence of extraterrestrial civilizations communicating with Benda and other contactees since October 1997 telepathically and later even by direct personal contact. Please feel free to share this article, and use any part it as you wish. It is important to know that the Universe People own All copyrights, and they do not care too much about their enforcement. If it becomes necessary to place something on WikiHow or elsewhere that is copyrighted, the best thing to do is simply contact Ashtar Sheran, Benda, or Jesus Christ, telepathically, and ask for permission. They should have no problem granting you said permission.

http://www.universe-people.com/

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obr760x_e.jpg


obr4444.jpg


obr1970x_en.jpg


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obr131x_en.jpg


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Protip: Advanced civilizations must always switch to skintight pajama fashion as soon as they pass Kardachev II level, that's a Cosmic Law. It is debated though whether this holds for both genders or only for buxom space babes, while men can also wear togas.
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I wonder why this looks familiar...
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
How to Be Enlightened by the Religion Cosmic People of Light Powers

Religion today is not your parents religion. It is run by fanatics and mad people who use it to manipulate their followers for their own means. However, there is hope. The Universe People, or Cosmic People of Light Powers, have come to save us by spreading a message of love and salvation. Our belief system is based upon the existence of extraterrestrial civilizations communicating with Benda and other contactees since October 1997 telepathically and later even by direct personal contact. Please feel free to share this article, and use any part it as you wish. It is important to know that the Universe People own All copyrights, and they do not care too much about their enforcement. If it becomes necessary to place something on WikiHow or elsewhere that is copyrighted, the best thing to do is simply contact Ashtar Sheran, Benda, or Jesus Christ, telepathically, and ask for permission. They should have no problem granting you said permission.

http://www.universe-people.com/

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Protip: Advanced civilizations must always switch to skintight pajama fashion as soon as they pass Kardachev II level, that's a Cosmic Law. It is debated though whether this holds for both genders or only for buxom space babes, while men can also wear togas.
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This is giving me royal robertson feels
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Protip: Advanced civilizations must always switch to skintight pajama fashion as soon as they pass Kardachev II level, that's a Cosmic Law. It is debated though whether this holds for both genders or only for buxom space babes, while men can also wear togas.
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Nah, that's only the 1970's version of the Space Brotherhood.
The 2010 version is all genderless emo-0ids with saiyan pauldrons lecturing us about our bloodmouthed murdermeat fixations and how cruel we are to the three-toed tree mollusc. Compare The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) and The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) for details.
Anybody who comes up to you dressed in a silvery space toga isn't from the Space Brotherhood; those ones are either from some crazy cult or from the local Pride Parade. Real Space aliens would be wearing long black trenchcoats. The cover up the tentacles and cyberports, y'see.
 
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