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[Olhelm]

'SOON' [eyes glowing red]

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Á̸̧̤̱̱͋ͅL̫̥͛̆̄ͧL̡̺̱̠̣ͪ̒́̒̉̓ ̙͉͆͑̍́S̢̽̾̉̆̑ͬ̈͘҉̩̳̣̘̙̬̪H̴̰̪̹͋͊Ḁ̘̣̽͋͋͛ͤ͘ͅL̨̢͔͎̩͑̋̒͠L̵̨̳̝̻̫ͬ̀̅ ̧̙̮̄͊ͧͯͪͯ̅̌̕͘Sͫ̉̎̓̓̒̽͟͏̦̦͍̹̞̮̮̹̳O̢͈͓̲̣͖͆̎̈͐̆ͨ͌͘O̦͚̬̗ͩ̍̈́͊̓̈́͡N̦̥ͣ̋̓͆ ̧̊̏ͪ̄͆͜҉͕̣̭̩̭̬B̴̧͍ͫ̊ͥͥ͒̄͢Ȩ̸̷͚̘̰̲͔͙͌ͮ̎̓̂H̲͛͗̾͝O̧͔̥̞̫͓̣̤͍ͣ͆̓͋̅̉͊̉̚L̡ͣ̿ͤ҉̥̪D̎ͫ̀̍̄ͦ̂҉̤̺̝̳̞ ̎ͫ̅҉̶̠M̹͓̩̹̺͈͐̐ͨ̆͛͆̎Y̲͉̔̉͑̕͢ ̸̢̬̘̝͍͇̜̮̾̎̅͗ͭͨC̨̢̜̟̤͕̤͎͊̌̂̅̿͐͑O̶͇̼̪̳̐̓̏̊͌̂͊͜N̲̪̳͉ͦͧ̋̆́͝Q̵̢̱͈̹̇̓ͯ̄̔̿͆̅̕Ṳ̩͍͉̱̈́ͩͤ̂̈́ͪ͌͒̀E̸̛̘̬̠͒̊̿̉͛͌̈́͘Ȓ̊͌ͮ̓̑ͩ҉͎̪̺̀ͅĪ̡̛͖̝̬̰̉̿ͣ̊̚Ṉ̷̢̮ͭ̉̾̅G̶̛̖̮͍̬ͧ̃͌̓͢
̵̑ͯ̍̈ͬ̓ͧ͟͏̟͕͎̟̘̞̮̱I͍̣̤̩̜̼̲͕ͥ̉͐ͤ̐ͬ̌͢'͖̼̗̗̳͎͒ͦ͑̆͛͆͡A͛͗̀͡҉͎͈̦̰͍̼͔ ̸͓̹̗̻̮͓ͦͯ̄̐̉͛́Ï̵̪̲̱̬̘͗͂̌̓̎ͯ͐̕ͅ'̢̧̛̠̲̲̯͙̏A͛̂ͩ̍̆̍ͦ͏̶͔͇̪̹̭̰̳̕ ̡͉̻͚̒R̘͈̠̫̔ͥ̈́̏̈̿̌̏̔͞͠H̘͉̣͇ͯ̃̏̍'͇̙̠̻̰̃͋ͬ̒̉̉Y͚̼͚̹͇̱ͣL̖͔͍͉͕͈͈̼ͥ́̊̒̍͝Ê̳̗͙͉͍̞͕̼̗̅̆H̛͂ͧͤ̍̈ͧͧ҉̜͖̙̞̬̤̟͍
̯̘̫̯̟͙͖ͬͨ̚ͅḎ̜͙̫̞͓̼̆͌ͧͯ͟͞ͅO͙̦̠̝̰̍̇ͦ̌͊͂ͅO̻̹̟̬͚̬̣̼͗̿ͭ͛͞M̟̪͙̗̖̯̩ͯ̄̿ͮ̄̽͡͞Ḍ̷̯̩̹̻̩̖̘ͫ̒͒̀͌͜O̜̻̩̠̝̎̉̈͌̇O̵̪̳̹͇̘͉͛̀ͅM̟̯̠̼̯̰̓̐̋͒ͦ̂D̷̷͎͈̗͚̲̒ͬ̈ͭ̿O͈̝̽̈̀̚Õ̩̺̱̯͓͑͒ͦ̉́͜ͅM̐̾͒ͨ̓̎̋҉̠̣D̴̼̞̩̰̺̐̒͌̈͗ͭͬ͆͝O̴͖̮̖͙̐Ȯ̤̭͇̻͍̦̞̈̕M͍͕̖ͣͦͧͦ̾̏̚D̶̴̖͈̗̯͔͈̱̊̃͒̋̐ͯͧ͢Ȍ̴̳̠͇ͥͥͫ́̄O̴̸̡͈̱̻̖̗ͮͫ̅ͫM̠͎̍ͮͨ̎̿

 

[voiceguy]

12. Play Vidja Gaems meant for 9-year old girls with all the cheat codes on., and still suck at them.

Ooh! I know this one:
Step One: Be DarkSyde Phil.
Step Two: There's a Step Two?

This was done before I think but:
http://www.wikihow.com/Identify-a-Pedophile
The first step is anyone can be a pedophile. Nothing like instilling paranoia.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Ooh! I know this one:
Step One: Be DarkSyde Phil.
Step Two: There's a Step Two?

This was done before I think but:
http://www.wikihow.com/Identify-a-Pedophile
The first step is anyone can be a pedophile. Nothing like instilling paranoia.

If you follow the pictures correctly, it tells a disturbing story:

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[LordCustos3]

If you follow the pictures correctly, it tells a disturbing story:

They forgot the most important part:

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[ZehnBoat]

Spoiler: cosplay

How to Dress up As Erik (the Phantom) from the Phantom of the Opera
http://www.wikihow.com/Dress-up-As-Erik-(the-Phantom)-from-the-Phantom-of-the-Opera

Spoiler: ILLUMINATTTYYY

How to Become a Mason
http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Mason

Spoiler: what is this shit?

How to Attract a Sagittarius Man
http://www.wikihow.com/Attract-a-Sagittarius-Man

step one: don't call anybody

 

[JP 307]

Grow Old Without Feeling Old

"Meth is one hell of a drug"

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Come-Out

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-a-Hangover

 

[DykesDykesChina]

How to Be Enlightened by the Religion Cosmic People of Light Powers

Religion today is not your parents religion. It is run by fanatics and mad people who use it to manipulate their followers for their own means. However, there is hope. The Universe People, or Cosmic People of Light Powers, have come to save us by spreading a message of love and salvation. Our belief system is based upon the existence of extraterrestrial civilizations communicating with Benda and other contactees since October 1997 telepathically and later even by direct personal contact. Please feel free to share this article, and use any part it as you wish. It is important to know that the Universe People own All copyrights, and they do not care too much about their enforcement. If it becomes necessary to place something on WikiHow or elsewhere that is copyrighted, the best thing to do is simply contact Ashtar Sheran, Benda, or Jesus Christ, telepathically, and ask for permission. They should have no problem granting you said permission.

Spoiler: Their webshite is something to behold too... (eye cancer warning, possibly epilepsy trigger warning)

http://www.universe-people.com/

Protip: Advanced civilizations must always switch to skintight pajama fashion as soon as they pass Kardachev II level, that's a Cosmic Law. It is debated though whether this holds for both genders or only for buxom space babes, while men can also wear togas.

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

How to Be Enlightened by the Religion Cosmic People of Light Powers

Religion today is not your parents religion. It is run by fanatics and mad people who use it to manipulate their followers for their own means. However, there is hope. The Universe People, or Cosmic People of Light Powers, have come to save us by spreading a message of love and salvation. Our belief system is based upon the existence of extraterrestrial civilizations communicating with Benda and other contactees since October 1997 telepathically and later even by direct personal contact. Please feel free to share this article, and use any part it as you wish. It is important to know that the Universe People own All copyrights, and they do not care too much about their enforcement. If it becomes necessary to place something on WikiHow or elsewhere that is copyrighted, the best thing to do is simply contact Ashtar Sheran, Benda, or Jesus Christ, telepathically, and ask for permission. They should have no problem granting you said permission.

Spoiler: Their webshite is something to behold too... (eye cancer warning, possibly epilepsy trigger warning)

http://www.universe-people.com/

Protip: Advanced civilizations must always switch to skintight pajama fashion as soon as they pass Kardachev II level, that's a Cosmic Law. It is debated though whether this holds for both genders or only for buxom space babes, while men can also wear togas.

I wonder why this looks familiar...

 

[Dr. Meme]

How to Be Enlightened by the Religion Cosmic People of Light Powers

Religion today is not your parents religion. It is run by fanatics and mad people who use it to manipulate their followers for their own means. However, there is hope. The Universe People, or Cosmic People of Light Powers, have come to save us by spreading a message of love and salvation. Our belief system is based upon the existence of extraterrestrial civilizations communicating with Benda and other contactees since October 1997 telepathically and later even by direct personal contact. Please feel free to share this article, and use any part it as you wish. It is important to know that the Universe People own All copyrights, and they do not care too much about their enforcement. If it becomes necessary to place something on WikiHow or elsewhere that is copyrighted, the best thing to do is simply contact Ashtar Sheran, Benda, or Jesus Christ, telepathically, and ask for permission. They should have no problem granting you said permission.

Spoiler: Their webshite is something to behold too... (eye cancer warning, possibly epilepsy trigger warning)

http://www.universe-people.com/

Protip: Advanced civilizations must always switch to skintight pajama fashion as soon as they pass Kardachev II level, that's a Cosmic Law. It is debated though whether this holds for both genders or only for buxom space babes, while men can also wear togas.

This is giving me royal robertson feels

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Cook-Tarantula-Spiders

 

[Adamska]

http://www.wikihow.com/Cook-Tarantula-Spiders

Please tell me the final step is to gibber and scream at fate for forcing you to not only eat what some people deem "pet", but to laugh brokenly over the fact that your food is forever spiders.

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

http://m.wikihow.com/Draw-a-Furry's-Head

extravagant

 

[A Ghost]

http://www.wikihow.com/Throw-up-As-Comfortably-As-Possible
http://www.wikihow.com/Become-Beautiful-in-One-Day
i can never find the good wiki helps all i keep getting are ones that are helpful

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

How to Get Drunk Fast

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Drunk-Fast

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

http://m.wikihow.com/Have-the-Hardcore-Style

http://m.wikihow.com/Know-if-You've-Become-Addicted-to-Wearing-Diapers-(As-an-Adult)

 

[StanCommodore]

How to Spot a Super Saiyan Sociopath

Spoiler: RAAAAAAAAARGH

How to Win a Guy over on the First Date

Spoiler: Being symmetrical is generally a plus

Spoiler: Coy ways to find out his dick size

Spoiler: uguuu~

 

[LordCustos3]

Protip: Advanced civilizations must always switch to skintight pajama fashion as soon as they pass Kardachev II level, that's a Cosmic Law. It is debated though whether this holds for both genders or only for buxom space babes, while men can also wear togas.
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Nah, that's only the 1970's version of the Space Brotherhood.
The 2010 version is all genderless emo-0ids with saiyan pauldrons lecturing us about our bloodmouthed murdermeat fixations and how cruel we are to the three-toed tree mollusc. Compare The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) and The Day the Earth Stood Still (200 for details.
Anybody who comes up to you dressed in a silvery space toga isn't from the Space Brotherhood; those ones are either from some crazy cult or from the local Pride Parade. Real Space aliens would be wearing long black trenchcoats. The cover up the tentacles and cyberports, y'see.

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Enjoy-a-Day-Off

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Champion

http://www.wikihow.com/Keep-the-Conversation-Flowing-with-a-Girl-(for-Guys)

(this one also has downloadable "cheatsheets" to bring on your dates to remember bullet points)

http://www.wikihow.com/Support-an-Autistic-Person-During-Autism-Awareness-Month

http://www.wikihow.com/Explore-Brony-Culture
(no pics, but some pretty funny links)

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Point-Guard

(some b-ball for @CompyRex)

(also notice how all the players are white)

 

[JP 307]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Point-Guard

The guy in the red shirt has one hell of a dirty sanchez going on