🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[ClipBitch]

lol. It's been an hour and not a single bit of interaction. Literally no one agrees.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Ralph better chill on the whole "She's pregnant and there's nothing you can do about it" shit. He can take a lesson or two from Lowtax about what happens when a woman runs away with a child. With his online antics well recorded, all Faith needs to do is run and it's over for him... and he'd be paying for a kid he'd never see.

Which is exactly what will happen when the grift dries up and his child bride finds a new sucker to attach herself to, or (best timeline) completely disavow The Gunt and run back home with guntling in tow.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Imagine being bullied in school because your father huffed shit.

 

[Captain Manning]

One of the best Tweets of the night...



How indeed!

https://mobile.twitter.com/ed38849479/status/1305757100988010497

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Miami seems like another "big turning point" for people. That's when shit got really gay.

I think that Knoxville was the turning point. The reality is that Knoxville was only funny as a one off thing, it was the hardest dab they'd ever do and it clearly got them a lot of attention.

However, they thought they could replicate it by turning into IRL streamers full-time and moved away from the format they had that worked. This was retarded given the community they were part of was full of trolls and the hilarious events that followed basically Donga'd them. Andy should be in Prison and Ralph should be dead.

They lost a lot of good will because they're greedy retards who didn't understand the appeal of their own grift.

 

[Alpha Faggot]

I'd argue that Bibble at least has above average intelligence. The only issue with him is he always tries to turn everything into a joke, whereas Zidan could be the shows "straight man." I dont think Zidan was the sole reason the show was good in 2018 like most people here do. I think the three of them just had really good chemistry for whatever reason and none of them took anything too seriously.

Ralph's two biggest problems are he never quite found a third cohost who fit in as well as Zidan and he started taking himself and the killstream seriously. And his failure to realize these issues caused the quality of the show to fall and his audience to slowly become less interested. Ralphs increasing anger and poor life choices I believe have been caused by his realization of the killstream pathetic decline and his inability to find that charm which made the show so successful in 2018.

You know what? I'll concede. Ralph was a lot better when he was willing to at least entertain jokes at his expense. Even when you could tell he was getting a bit annoyed, he wouldn't lash out.

 

[tantric_depressive]

lol. It's been an hour and not a single bit of interaction. Literally no one agrees.

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Who's SyronJag? Why didn't Ralph attack him?

edit : Is KillstreamPey still a thing? Has she been disavowed for the good of the Ralphamarriage?

 

[Null]

Amazing that this was one month and nearly 700 pages ago. @Null just make the fucking subforum already, nobody has time to read over 20 pages a day and it would help to keep things actually organized and possible to find. I (and I'm sure others) have missed a lot of content because I had IRL things to do for a day or two and the thread jumped 70 pages.

At this point, I'm wondering if you're afraid of looking like you're trying to use your forum as a weapon to get even or something. The state of this thread is a mess for the casual observer

No, kill yourself.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

No, kill yourself.

It's way hotter when daddy null makes us suffer.

 

[kiwifarmsfan1]

So he pushes Rekeita who refused to disown Ralph out of his life. A Christian & defense lawyer who refuses to abandon people no matter how degenerate. He said Rekeita's gofundme was a failure among other insults.

He has a kid on the way and when she leaves him and forces child support on him, he'll land himself in jail for not being able to pay.

Nobody can destroy Ralph's freedom, spit on on friends, and destroy their health like Ralph can.

Still true almost 5 years later, below is an excerpt of the 2nd post in this thread:

Ralph's a cow mostly because he cheats on his own statement about how he gives no fucks about people shitting on him.

Unlike Milo, who is actually amused by his trolls pretty much always, Ralph tends to get bitchy with trolls who mess with his weakness, which is calling him out for acting like a piece of shit even when it just makes him look like a dickhead.

Rslph's ego tends to take over on this point and he flips out in a manner eerily similar to Brianna Wu (acts like a bitchy asshole.

 

[Revolved]

Late I know, but why have I seen people saying he might be in legal trouble again? I quit paying attention to him around the time that he lost his shit at Warski in a hotel or some shit. Noticed him sperging so thought I'd check his thread out. I apparently have a lot to catch up on.

 

[HONKHONKTIME69]

lol. It's been an hour and not a single bit of interaction. Literally no one agrees.

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maybe theres no one left to see his tweets after hes blocked everyone with even a passing interest in this nonsense.

Late I know, but why have I seen people saying he might be in legal trouble again? I quit paying attention to him around the time that he lost his shit at Warski in a hotel or some shit. Noticed him sperging so thought I'd check his thread out. I apparently have a lot to catch up on.

last i saw anything about it. vickers turned everything over to the guntsville PD and now its a waiting game
here is the last tweet on it

https://twitter.com/mattwvickers/status/1305557026559463427

 

[Captain Manning]

Who's SyronJag?

Mod for Rekieta.

Why didn't Ralph attack him?

With what? He ain't got shit. Just some vague claim that Josh is trying to deplatform him. I think he really thinks that the joke was a prelude to super gay op that all of us are in on. All he can do is tell people to fuck off, block them, and run his own gay ops. He's imploding.

 

[TroyMcGoy]

Currently still catching up, but please correct me if I am wrong. Is ralph going to marry the methhead and is it true that we will soon have Ethanol Gunt's hellspawn guntlings ravage God's green earth? If yes, the endtimes truely have begun

 

[tantric_depressive]

Mod for Rekieta.



With what? He ain't got shit. Just some vague claim that Josh is trying to deplatform him. I think he really thinks that the joke was a prelude to super gay op that all of us are in on. All he can do is tell people to fuck off, block them, and run his own gay ops. He's imploding.

With one of his patented "suck my dick"s. I ain't expecting debate rhetoric from Ralph, just wondering why he wasn't hostile to this guy like he was to every other person I saw in a screenshot of him @ing

 

[theguntsexpartner]

Currently still catching up, but please correct me if I am wrong. Is ralph going to marry the methhead and is it true that we will soon have Ethanol Gunt's hellspawn guntlings ravage God's green earth? If yes, the endtimes truely have begun

According to Ralph he will marry the love of his life at the end of this month and he has a guntling along the way

 

[TroyMcGoy]

According to Ralph he will marry the love of his life at the end of this month and he has a guntling along the way

Ok holy shit. I know that 2020 has been a disaster so far but this could literally be the first sign of the end of the world. Once the Antichrist has arisen from inbetween faiths legs, the world as we know it will no longer exist.

 

[AnOminous]

i for one, am looking forward for the white trash saga. to think a simple joke was enough to not only destroy a show but bring in new life to the world, is truly something else! the harvest not only feed us but brings in new life as well!? amazing!

How will we get more lolcows without at least some of them pumping a retard into some dumb whore.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Fucking imagine the wedding, the gunty couple staying in Dick's garden, with no family members because Faith has burnt all bridges and the Ralphmother is stuck in Guntsville with Ethan's retarded brother. No guests but Digibro and Dax, not even Gator because the ceremony will be livestreamed and the chat won't janny itself.

Gunty has effectively destroyed a happy family and ruined his child bride's future, he're also going to fucking ruin what's supposed to be one of the happiest days of her life; all of this because of a south park reference

 

[Jungle_Bananas]

Ralph just posted an “article” on his blog:
(Copy and pasted directly before it gets removed)


Father of the Year
Ethan RalphPublished on 15 September 2020
The Killstream has been the biggest and most successful thing I’ve ever done online, but it wasn’t my first “known” venture. You’re on that one right now. I feel bad about letting this place stay dormant these past couple months, but the show and my rocky personal life has taken up most of my time. That situation is what brings me here in the first place, actually. Whenever I’m really feeling like shit or just want to vent, I start typing. Because even after almost 700 Killstreams, the written word is how I really express my thoughts. It’s cathartic for me.

Matthew Vickers and his wife Ariana have spent the better part of the last two months spreading baseless claims and accusations about me online in retaliation for me dating their daughter, Faith. Instead of, you know, actually giving a fuck about Faith, they have waged a campaign of public destruction against me and my show. Since I am literally known for being an asshole and arguably a piece of shit, it hasn’t really had all that much of an effect on the Killstream itself. But, I would be lying to you if I said it hasn’t had an effect on her and I.

To make a long story short, their daughter has chosen to live with me and they simply cannot handle it. She’s pregnant with my child, and they can’t accept it. Despite Faith herself publicly asking them to stop with their provocations, they refuse. They’re sick people and seem to be enjoying this whole thing. The cretinous sperg who calls himself a father is now plotting to write a book about this whole affair. I guess that will make up for the shitty screenplays he’s been writing all these years. Like 99.9% of the population, you have probably never read a Matthew Vickers screenplay. But now he has me to write about. People finally care about his words. The e-fame is within reach!



This piece of trash doesn’t give a single fuck about his daughter. Who writes stuff like this to their kid? Certainly not a level-headed and caring individual, that’s for sure. Oh, and in public he tries to portray her as mentally ill…but in private he sends nasty letters dripping with scorn and derision. He’s a phony, plain and simple.






And this is apparently what he wants, by the way. More dirty laundry, more back and forth allegations. It feeds it all, which I’m well aware of. Monitoring situations like this is actually my job and has been for a long time. But, at a certain point, what can you do?

I don’t think I’ll have anything to add going forward, though. Faith is pregnant and they are apparently determined to fuck with us the whole way through. Still, I thought it would be good to throw a little light on the vindictive Vickers duo for a change. Faith and I have cut all contact with them now, but who knows what they have in store? Maybe Fatt Matt has a musical he wants to make about the whole affair? OR, he could crowdfund an indie game! Maybe open up a Patreon or some shit and print up merch (he’s already mentioned that, btw). The options are limitless for a scumbag like him.



Imagine trying to fucking grift off the back of your own daughter’s tragedy. Is there’s a lower form of human, besides pedophiles? I certainly can’t think of any off the top of my head. But that’s the reality for Mr. Vickers. I know I make a lot of noise about “going low,” but this fucker has taken the proverbial cake and scarfed it down whole in one sitting.

This has been my life the last two months. Oh, I mustn’t forget the people taking potshots from every direction imaginable. Every opportunistic, no-talent hack you can think of has come out and tried to prop themselves up off my situation and the Vickers’ lies. Supposed friends have taken shots, randoms in my mentions with this nonsense on the daily…I would be lying to you if I said it was fun. It’s tiring and it’s meant to be. They hope to wear me down. And if I wasn’t such a spiteful son-of-a-bitch, they probably already would have. Their hate, while annoying and sometimes even detrimental, is also my fuel.



By god you motherfuckers, I now have a full fucking tank…and it’s about time to hit the open road.