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Will the gunt's offspring be referred to as a guntling?
🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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Miscarriage/abortion is imminent. My money is going there or leaving the baby on a trashcan behind an Arbys. That would be a much more merciful and happy instance rather than the baby being born and raised by Ethan Ralph in these squalid conditions. Did you see his fucking room ? His whole house is a health hazard, he doesnt even own ceramics or silverware. They'll drown the poor thing in Maker's Mark because they can't afford milk.
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Nonsense, you have being rechristened as Saint Josh of Moon.
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Dear God,
I know I don't ask you for much and I don't go to church and I am probably a very terrible person, but I gotta ask you for one thing:
Make the baby black.
Please, heavenly father, have the baby be black.
Amen.
I know I don't ask you for much and I don't go to church and I am probably a very terrible person, but I gotta ask you for one thing:
Make the baby black.
Please, heavenly father, have the baby be black.
Amen.
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If I hadn't seen parents cover for their idiot fucking adult children (and by adult children I mean well into the 30's and up), I would probably agree with you on the whole disowning thing. But without getting into it too much; rape and fraud, big-time felony shit, that mommies and aunties try to cover up, instead of letting their idiot fucking child hang.
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With the way things are going for the Gunt i would not be surprised if your prayers are answered, also i still have the fatmans tweets open the ones he deleted anything anyone want from these?
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Archives ? Wayback machine ?
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Screenshots aren't archives
If those work then yeah grab everything you can and shove it in the nearest archive.xx site.
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Too late. Lord PPP approaches. Rekieta is leaving the light on for him. Ralph can't unfuck that.
Like a nuke. I dunno if he's gonna let PPP trash Ralph and Dick with abandon. AFAIK, he's disinclined to want that if the other parties being discussed aren't there.
OTOH, he already extended an invitation to Dax to debate PPP on Cuties and loli. Dax declined. He was given every opportunity to have his side heard. He's chicken shit.
Ultimately, PPP is going to be on the show. That will infuriate them enough. And then there's the superchats. Which is another avenue to get some barbs in.
It's gonna be a hell of a show, I think. Maybe not an IBS bout, but something.
theguntsexpartner
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Shit unfortunately no i tried to save them on the wayback machine just now but it comes up with an errorScreenshots aren't archives
If those work then yeah grab everything you can and shove it in the nearest archive.xx site.
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Better luck next time.
This is why people should archive this stuff when it happens/before posting it. He's always going to delete shit like this.
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im not buying the pregnancy story. not until theres solid proof. ralphs taking heat on a daily basis from the vickers,fighting/blocking ppl on twitter and stressed from reading his kiwi thread.
you would think someone who found out hes going to be a father would celebrate this and make a big deal about it,instead hes lashing out on everyone going scorched earth. would it surprise anyone that they would be scummy enough to fake a pregnancy then announce they had a miscarriage to hurt the vickers and blame internet trolls to gain sympathy? ralph and faith are both lying,manipulating sociopaths after all
you would think someone who found out hes going to be a father would celebrate this and make a big deal about it,instead hes lashing out on everyone going scorched earth. would it surprise anyone that they would be scummy enough to fake a pregnancy then announce they had a miscarriage to hurt the vickers and blame internet trolls to gain sympathy? ralph and faith are both lying,manipulating sociopaths after all
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Despite all the rage, I'm still just a ralph in the cage
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on ralphs latest tweet shed post milkers
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Change the sheets into the Gunt and you got a winner
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Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis
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The people provided the corn (on Ralph's Tweet), and Cougar Tachy has blessed us with a picture of her milkers.
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Since they are getting married it's good manners since we are basically attendees and permanent residents of Gunty's substance addled brain to give em a gift as the Caring Farms really can. What i suggest is that we all give Mister and Misses Gunt some solid parenting advice (that they are probably going to ignore) so in any case that child happens to somehow being born to not asphyxiate in his sleep. I will be the good example :
>Get a job
This 50k that you have in the bank @theralph isn't going to last you even till the day that your guntling rears its ugly face into the world. You will burn it before you know it.
>Clean your house
As it stands your gunthovel is a health hazard so disgusting that it drives the property value of the whole area it inhabits down like some sort of Guntsville ground zero Chernobyl, the smell, the voices, the abhorrent look of it. Used tampons everywhere and polar art pictures of Zidan and Gator along with piles of used toilet paper and Maker's Mark is no environment for any child to live in. Quite frankly you don't even have the room to give the child it's own space in that hellscape. It's also one of the reasons you need to get a proper job, these things are crucial to raise a child with.
There is much more that i could cover but i will let the rest of the ayy lawwgs to chime in.
>Get a job
This 50k that you have in the bank @theralph isn't going to last you even till the day that your guntling rears its ugly face into the world. You will burn it before you know it.
>Clean your house
As it stands your gunthovel is a health hazard so disgusting that it drives the property value of the whole area it inhabits down like some sort of Guntsville ground zero Chernobyl, the smell, the voices, the abhorrent look of it. Used tampons everywhere and polar art pictures of Zidan and Gator along with piles of used toilet paper and Maker's Mark is no environment for any child to live in. Quite frankly you don't even have the room to give the child it's own space in that hellscape. It's also one of the reasons you need to get a proper job, these things are crucial to raise a child with.
There is much more that i could cover but i will let the rest of the ayy lawwgs to chime in.
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She's hideously fat.
I'm really hoping this is all a lie or Faith miscarries. She's a crazy manipulative methwhore but no woman should carry Ethan Ralph's child, though if it weren't his it'd be some other loser's so it probably doesn't matter anyway.
Isn't one of her brothers a toddler? If so the grandparents can pretend it's theirs when they inevitably end up raising the bastard.
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I'm putting my money on this theory as well. Every time in the past when I thought that Ralph can't possibly be a bigger piece of shit than he already is, he proves me wrong. I'm getting out ahead on this one.
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