🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I think Mr Vickers should leave it alone for the time beign
What are the odds he is going to do this to Andy soon? Can't wait for that. Andy is such a reactive person he will start talking shit back immediately and start an all out war.
It's got to be soon, I mean it's happened twice already that I can remember but there may be more.
Every time they've been in close contact with each other it ends with disaster for both.
What I don't get is, with how much of a vindictive piece of shit Andy is, how has he been able to get over what happened before? Although knowing how easily he is manipulated, I'm guessing Ralph convinced him it was all his fault.
 
Also Godwinson has tweeted that he has made the video, he just needs a clip channel to host it?
Are you lying king @Kraut? Didnt you give Godwinson your channel? Or is this a feud between MI6 and FIS?
Cant wait for Rand to start talking to the baby about how Godwinson is a fed.
Don“t you guys read wikileaks this leaked several days ago
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I really do feel for the Vickers, what a terrible situation indeed. Love or hate the man Mr. Vickers has been the most successful out of everyone at getting under Gunty's skin. I thought it was a horrible idea for the Vickers to get on twitter and start blasting personal business for all and sundry. However as we all learned more and having extensive knowledge of what Ralph is capable of, I believe this was his only choice. Ralph from the first interaction he had with the Vickers threatened to "I'm very well known online and soon you will be too," I have zero doubt that every email and response would have been posted to publicly by Ralph at some point. Vickers making it all public denies Gunty the ability to sculpt the narrative in any way. Ultimately what they are doing is futile, their daughter is clearly insane, and they are clearly blinded by grief. We'll see if the criminal charges will actually stick, while I don't doubt them on the evidence, I'm highly skeptical if any law enforcement will pursue charges. That being said we don't know what this evidence even is. I think most people can understand their desperation as parents however.

What really boggles my mind is that Ralph writes this article that paints him & Faith as some victims. It comes off as so beyond deluded and disconnected from reality that I'm pretty sure Ralph & Faith should just check into the insane asylum together.
  1. He whisked away a mentally ill 18 year old across the country.
  2. She's sexting other guys while staying at his house and talks about how disgusting he is.
  3. She secretly tries to escape his house by calling her parents across the country.
  4. She gets caught in every insane lie she ever told and screams suicide.
  5. At her request her e-boyfriend releases all the dms talking shit about him, unbeknownst to anyone but her parents she's sitting a psych ward.
  6. He releases fucking revenge porn on a livestream.
  7. Faith returns to crack shack because at this point she's gonna ride this shit out as long as she can.
  8. It comes out you are trying to get this insane teen pregnant.
  9. He releases a testimonial from Faith that's akin to a hostage tape.
  10. When that brutally backfires he stoops to screaming about a hopefully fictional unborn child that he can use a sword & shield against the haters.
I don't know how much lower we can go, but I'm waiting for the next tier.
 
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Ralphamale will "win" this one in the end IMO. The Vickers will ultimately fold and foot the bill for EVERYTHING before the taxpayers can. Not to mention the pregnancy arc grift from his paypigs.
Ah, you're right about that. He will totally leach off Vickers/ Vickers will refuse to allow his grandchild to be raised in poverty
 
I also don't necessarily believe she's pregnant (yet). The claim alone brings with it a bunch of positive outcomes for Ralph and Faith: Ralph can happily claim he's going to be a family man (AKA owning the alawgs), they can get the parents to back off or at the very least have some form of ammunition/bargaining power over them, and finally Ralph can grift with the added pleading he has a bub on the way. It's not even a case of me thinking Ralph's body is too fucked up to produce sperm , millions of failures like him prove they're fertile every year by pumping some dumb broad full of their seed and gifting the world another doomed child, so there is no reason to believe he can't do the same. It's simply the case that I don't trust a fucking word that comes from his mouth, especially when it's something that he doesn't have to show immediate proof of and (in his mind) can only help him win the numerous battles he's fighting. Hell, I wouldn't put it past them to fake a miscarraige on top of a faked pregnancy. More positives will come from that too. Paints Ralph as sympathetic, they can blame the parents (to further hurt them) and trolls for causing it. And once again it's something that wouldn't require real proof.
yeah it hit me while i was strolling, very convenient she's impregnated right when ethan admits he feels the most attacked

I don't know how much lower we can go, but I'm waiting for the next tier.
im calling ketchup in the toilet bowl so he explains why his imaginary baby isnt there
 
It's not even a case of me thinking Ralph's body is too fucked up to produce sperm
You know what, this didn't even occur to me before, but actually... Ralph is an extremely likely candidate to produce a kid with birth defects/health problems, mental issues like ADHD or autism, etc.

Older men, who are obese, on a shitty low-nutrition diet, who are alcoholic, and who abuse substances like xanax, arehighyl correlated to birth defects in their children due to their bodies producing such low-quality sperm.


So most likely, if Faith and Gunt do have their kid, the kid will have health/mental issues from birth.
 
I forgot to mention this. It is REALLY bad to announce a pregnancy before 3 months with likelyhood of miscarriage before that point being so high. This truly makes me think it's fake or maybe he is actually that retarded. If the retort gets aborted/miscarriage he will very likely not marry her.
 
You know what, this didn't even occur to me before, but actually... Ralph is an extremely likely candidate to produce a kid with birth defects/health problems, mental issues like ADHD or autism, etc.

Older men, who are obese, on a shitty low-nutrition diet, who are alcoholic, and who abuse substances like xanax, arehighyl correlated to birth defects in their children due to their bodies producing such low-quality sperm.


So most likely, if Faith and Gunt do have their kid, the kid will have health/mental issues from birth.
I HAD A TARD BABY ALAWGS WHAT HAVE YEW DUN FER THE WHYTE RAYCE!?
 
I’m starting to think this stupid fat fuck never had IRL male friends his age.
Male friends, from personal experience, mess with one another. Stuff like pranks, teasing, etc. Maybe it’s lost in translation online, but still, poking at one another is normal dudebro behavior.
It's true, and all of his stories from his past seem to involve "some slut" or a "female friend." He's unable to bond with other males because he sees them as competition, very feminine. None of his photos have him with his boys or anything, even loser fat kids will have other loser fat kid friends. Imagine being so fucked up even the other losers know to stay away from you.
THERE IS A HIT PIECE BOYS AND GIRL
He writes like a teen girl with a LiveJournal in the early 00s. I don't know how anyone can unironically read this shit.
The wignats will soon be out in full force defending the gunt because he's now producing white babies. I don't think most of them know how degenerate the gunt is and I guarantee he's already dm'd many podcasters looking for help and support in fact i know he has.
People like Faith and Ralph would be sterilized under the Reich, maybe even recycled into an oven because of the extent of their mental problems/deviancy. You have to be low IQ or plain brain damaged like Rand to believe that Ralph is going to tugboat the huwites back to power by having a gaggle of neglected welfare babies.

Think about it: Rand has a federal job. He has healthcare, he has a family and he takes care of them even after taking that ammo box to the noggin. He can barely keep it together if he sees an ant emoji but he's still more of a loving and fit parent than either Ralph or Faith will ever be. Fucking Rand!
 
I'm still flabbergasted anyone would think sending this text to their girlfriend's Mum was a good idea. What the actual fuck. You'd think in an alleged culture of honor in the American South someone would know this was a bad idea.

https://twitter.com/mattwvickers/status/1305695272563929088
https://archive.vn/MEchQ

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Then again this is part of the charm of Ethan Ralph, not as a person but as a lolcow. Normal people don't do this shit because they don't want to be involved in TOTAL WAR on Twitter with their future mother/father in law for the rest of their lives but Ralph clearly believes if he's ornery enough people will leave him alone despite all the evidence that the nastier he is to other people, the nastier they are back to him and the more problems he has.

E.g. PPP was converted into a dedicated a-log when Ralph sent pictures of his ass to his church, the Vickers became a-logs when he sent pictures of their daughter's ass via @Ahalfwaycrook to the entire Internet. Adezero had gone quiescent until he started raving at her via text message. He raved at Rekieta and Rekieta invited PPP onto his stream. His orneriness has created a cottage industry of people laughing at him and yet he thinks he can ornery his way out of it.

Let's just hope there are no Rekieta or Adezero ass pictures in Ralph's dirt folder.
 
I forgot to mention this. It is REALLY bad to announce a pregnancy before 3 months with likelyhood of miscarriage before that point being so high. This truly makes me think it's fake or maybe he is actually that retarded. If the retort gets aborted/miscarriage he will very likely not marry her.

I wouldn’t wish a miscarriage on my worst enemy. Triplets, on the other hand...
 
Ralphamale will "win" this one in the end IMO. The Vickers will ultimately fold and foot the bill for EVERYTHING before the taxpayers can. Not to mention the pregnancy arc grift from his paypigs.
Even if that were the case (which I doubt, not wanting to be blamed for a miscarriage is not the same as helping them financially), this is a situation Ralph can't win no matter what he does:

-Faith is too young and mentally unstable, the burden of motherhood will break her (if the pregnancy doesn't do it first)
-Ralph is not a man, he would never be able to get clean, stop drinking, start planning for the future, create a stable environment for the baby, etc.
-They live in a tiny crackhouse with three people in it.
-Ralph spends all his nights online and days hungover.
-A baby won't know when the appropriate time to cry/sleep/be hungry is, he can't scream "I'M ON THE WAY" and go back to sleep for another hour
-Even normal, stable people can be broken by a baby. Babies can scream for hours on end, they can also wake up every other hour. You think either of them can handle that?
-Aside from Faith being whatever she is, she is also almost 19 and has never had the freedom to go party and do shit like other people her age would be doing now. That itch will eventually come, and it will be worse if she has a baby attached to her hip
-I mentioned it earlier, but how can Ralph do his show in that tiny shack with a baby? Will he whisper so he doesn't wake the baby up? Or will it just scream throughout the entire show?
-There's a very real chance that Faith would get postpartum depression which would be a whole new level of fucked

This is all thinking that this will be a normal healthy baby, with their genetics the chances decrease. People don't announce they're having a baby when they found out for many reasons, one of them is figuring out how big the chances is that the kid is going to be into trains or have any other major deformity

There's also the obvious money angle, Ralph's savings won't make it through the pregnancy, Faith will start demanding more, etc.

Lastly there's the possibility of jail, not just Vickers but Ralph is his own worst enemy and when the pressure increases, he always cracks, he's pretty confident gloating about doing drugs on stream and other stupid shit, he's always one mistake away from going back in.

As always, Ralph only sees the immediate 'win' in front of him and damned be the consequences. If she really is pregnant, if she makes it to term, if the baby is healthy, and IF he manages to keep her around that long while keeping her completely cut off from the world, even then, Ralph is fucked either way.
 
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