🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Gustav Schuchardt]

htttps://www.GATORBANHIM.net

Somewhat tangential to the topic at hand but does anyone have a link to a page full of Rare Gators, e.g. the one of him in armor with a pinecone shield?

I tried Google but it just showed me pictures of funny colored alligators and nothing of relevance.

 

[Captain Manning]

the gunt is immune to lawsuits to determine such things since he has nothing to offer up as recompense. someone would only take him to court out of spite.

Uh, dude. Blackmail, extortion, and the like are criminal offenses. Think Michael Avenatti. His money is irrelevant except for the fact it might mean he gets stuck with a public defender.

If he's resorting to blackmail now, that's a legit problem that he has no immunity from.

 

[PhoBingas]

Somewhat tangential to the topic at hand but does anyone have a link to a page full of Rare Gators, e.g. the one of him in armor with a pinecone shield?

I tried Google but it just showed me pictures of funny colored alligators and nothing of relevance.

This one? Was the 7th picture when you fire "shannon gaines gator" into google

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I'll never forget the first time I saw the miracle of life, myself. My friend and I were hanging out eating lunch, just having a nice time. She started going into labor and we got her to the hospital and they gave her an epidural. She then immediately shit out a bunch of hot pockets, completely undigested-looking btw, totally took away my ability to enjoy hot pockets it was terrible. But right after that the baby bruteforced its way out before the epidural took effect and the doctor spent more time stitching her back together than it took for both labor and delivery.

Fuck off man, you don't have to ruin Pizza Rolls for the rest of us you dick.

Somewhat tangential to the topic at hand but does anyone have a link to a page full of Rare Gators, e.g. the one of him in armor with a pinecone shield?

I just have this one.

 

[Moufang Loop]

Any thoughts on who the kid's godparents will be?

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Any thoughts on who the kid's godparents will be?

My guess is that pedophile couple in DC, Digibro and that moonfaced thing he's with.

 

[temp o'rary]

She then immediately shit out a bunch of hot pockets, completely undigested-looking btw, totally took away my ability to enjoy hot pockets it was terrible.

Are you trying to give him a raging 3" boner that won't quit?

'Cause that's what it's doing.

Somewhere in darkest Virginia, a Bobby Hill-sounding fucker is heavy breathing and muttering "what flavor hot pockets?"

 

[Postal Pippa]

Any thoughts on who the kid's godparents will be?

Pedos.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Any thoughts on who the kid's godparents will be?

Mark and Mrs Makers.

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

Uh, dude. Blackmail, extortion, and the like are criminal offenses. Think Michael Avenatti. His money is irrelevant except for the fact it might mean he gets stuck with a public defender.

If he's resorting to blackmail now, that's a legit problem that he has no immunity from.

i think you're retarded and didn't comprehend what i was saying. this has already been discussed in this thread.

if they sue ralph, it still ends in a net loss because his net worth isn't enough to cover their legal fees, let alone pay any damages.

vickers acknowledges this as well, and has been debating whether or not it would be worth it to sue him for defamation.

alright, pardon my tism then. i didn't realize we were talking about going after the gunt for prison time.
if ade thinks there is a win there and it's worth it, i mean... sure?
i really don't have a lot of faith in the legal predictions of this forum anymore after weeb wars shit.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

This is gonna piss off ER so much.

https://twitter.com/Godwinson_/status/1305978657467490304

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Somewhat tangential to the topic at hand but does anyone have a link to a page full of Rare Gators, e.g. the one of him in armor with a pinecone shield?

I tried Google but it just showed me pictures of funny colored alligators and nothing of relevance.

This is most of them.

Oldfag Gaytor Collection

Imgur: The magic of the Internet

imgur.com

Here's the one the gallery is missing.

 

[MeltyTW]

if they sue ralph, it still ends in a net loss because his net worth isn't enough to cover their legal fees, let alone pay any damages.

you dont sue in criminal cases youre prosecuted

 

[Noproblemo]

This is gonna piss off ER so much.

https://twitter.com/Godwinson_/status/1305978657467490304

Everyday until the baby is born

 

[Hamsteroid]

I'd want to see it extra fancy too. Like a teeny tiny cwcki.

Gunt-ki?

Something like that

Ralphalogs

 

[Grim_Autismo]

i think you're retarded and didn't comprehend what i was saying. this has already been discussed in this thread.
if they sue ralph, it still ends in a net loss because his net worth isn't enough to cover their legal fees, let alone pay any damages.
vickers acknowledges this as well, and has been debating whether or not it would be worth it to sue him for defamation.

If he's committing a crime though he would be prosecuted by the state. That's the whole point of the state, so you don't have to personally go after criminals to get justice.

you dont sue in criminal cases youre prosecuted

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Did Gator piss himself? or is that just a stylistic choice?

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

you dont sue in criminal cases youre prosecuted

If he's committing a crime though he would be prosecuted by the state. That's the whole point of the state, so you don't have to personally go after criminals to get justice.

alright, pardon my tism then. i didn't realize we were talking about going after the gunt for prison time.
if ade thinks there is a win there and it's worth it, i mean... sure?
i really don't have a lot of faith in the legal predictions of this forum anymore after weeb wars shit.

 

[ClipBitch]

This is gonna piss off ER so much.

https://twitter.com/Godwinson_/status/1305978657467490304

I'll forgive Godwinson for not getting Sargon involved if he can pull this off.

 

[MeltyTW]

alright, pardon my tism then. i didn't realize we were talking about going after the gunt for prison time.
if ade thinks there is a win there and it's worth it, i mean... sure?
i really don't have a lot of faith in the legal predictions of this forum anymore after weeb wars shit.

apparently gunt made the threats anonymously and its doa,so no charges but another recorded crime in the ralphalogs