US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Joe Biden running to the podium in the field near his house in Delaware reminds me of how Half Life 2 or Garry's Mod NPCs run from things.
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millais said:
In 2016 there were quite a few big newspapers and magazines that came out endorsing Clinton, the first Democrat that they had ever endorsed in their publishing history. The legacy media is just finally having to show its true colors.
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Before I was red-pilled, I remember watching Rachael Madcow and how she was constantly sharing the scores and scores of newspaper endorsements Queen Hillary was getting.
 
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There have been rumblings on top of the clear dementia that Biden is genuinely scared of catching Corona-Chan and that's why they're so adamant to keep him away from everyone.

If they even debate, watch that Biden won't shake Trump's hand and it will be seen as an epic twitter win when he's really just lingering into Howard Hughes territory. And Trump should just grab his hand anyway and shake and pull him in for a hug with a slap on the back, maybe check his hand and point out the yuge IV hole.
 
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Jimmy Durante's Ballsack said:
I'm kind of loving the idea that the first woman President of the United States will need to have an asterisk next to her name because she wasn't even at the top of her ticket when the election happened.

What a shitty way to make history.
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IF the Democrats had any integrity at all (🌈 :story:) it would be a good time for them to dust off one of their classic mindless bumper sticker slogans from the Bush years - "sEleCtEd, NoT eLeCtEd!"
 
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Joe Biden's town hall in Scranton will be closed to the public
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SCRANTON, LACKAWANNA CO. (WOLF) — We are two days out from Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden's visit to Pennsylvania.

According to CNN, Biden will be in Scranton for a town hall moderated by Anderson Cooper.

The town hall will take place at PNC field in Moosic at 8pm and is closed to the public, CNN says.

This is reportedly Biden's first prime time town hall since accepting the Democratic nomination.
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No public tickets to Biden town hall
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No public tickets are available for a CNN town hall Thursday with Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, a Lackawanna County stadium official said Monday.

The network is selecting the 90 attendees, all Democrats and independents, who will drive in and park near the stage, said Christopher Munley, chairman of the county multi-purpose stadium authority.

The one-hour town hall is scheduled for 8 p.m. in a parking lot outside PNC Field, the authority-owned stadium in Moosic.

A CNN official briefed him on the plans Saturday when he visited the venue, Munley said.

The network aims to heed Gov. Tom Wolf’s order banning public gatherings of more than 250 people because of the COVID-19 pandemic, Munley said. With network staff, Secret Service agents and others working on the event, the audience is limited, he said. A federal judge in Pittsburgh ruled the limit unconstitutional Monday.

For its town halls, the network typically chooses audiences of independents and members of the candidate’s party, Munley said the CNN official told him. No media are allowed in either.

The New York Yankees’ use of the stadium as an isolated training site for its non-major league players prevents using the stadium for the town hall, Munley said.

The audience selection differs from the way Fox News handled its March 5 town hall in Scranton with President Donald Trump.

Fox sought audience members through Eventbrite, a website where people could sign up for tickets without restriction by party. The crowd was larger and the media covered the event in person. At that point, Wolf had not issued widespread COVID-19 movement restrictions.

Biden and CNN host Anderson Cooper will sit on a covered stage. The audience — no more than three to a vehicle — will sit near their vehicles as they’re called on to ask questions, Munley said.

Efforts to reach a CNN spokeswoman were unsuccessful.
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Man, I wonder how Biden is going to do at this 'live" and "open to public discussion" forum?
 
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The one-hour town hall is scheduled for 8 p.m. in a parking lot.
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Man, Joe's going to have to be really doped up to be awake at 8 pm and then go for a full hour. No wonder they don't want the public there to see the blood rituals required to give him the strength needed to stay conscious and remain vertical for that long.
 
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Joe Biden's town hall in Scranton will be closed to the public
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No public tickets to Biden town hall
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Man, I wonder how Biden is going to do at this 'live" and "open to public discussion" forum?
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They are going to reskin the Hilary animatronic Disney had made for the Hall of Presidents in expectation of her stunning and brave victory. Judging by just how bad Biden is looking I don't rule out them peeling off his actual skin and using it for the robot.
 
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CrippleThreat said:
Freud's gonna break his back with all of these slips.
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Lets be real, everyone knows this is going to happen. I've told my progressive relatives you're voting for Harris, not Biden. Biden is going to be unfit inside of three weeks if he's ever elected.

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Joe Biden's home in Delaware is like a 10 minute drive away from this field, if even. He could wake up from a nap, shuffle over to the museum to deliver his speech, and be back in his basement in under half an hour. We're 49 days out from the election and Joe Biden is still dicking around within 10 minutes of his house.
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Yeah, because its really fucking obvious its impossible for him to do long events. He's staying completely hidden while Trump is getting huge crowds. Its a fucking embarrassment.

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You know, every day I question more and more if Democrats qualify as human beings. They are monsters for putting the electorate through this charade.
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UselessIdiot said:
"Nurses would whisper in my ear, 'Go home and get me pillows'".
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"Ok Joe, time for your Thorazine shots"

Jesus christ, its like I'm watching the 80 year old owner of a small business talk about department stores. His voice though, Jesus. Its not forceful, its just exhausted and rambling.

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Man, Joe's going to have to be really doped up to be awake at 8 pm and then go for a full hour. No wonder they don't want the public there to see the blood rituals required to give him the strength needed to stay conscious and remain vertical for that long.
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lol, imagine if he'd half to do a 4 hour Joe Rogan Debate. He'd fucking die. Also they're selecting the attendees. Meaning softball after softball, so who really gives a fuck?
 
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"See? I have Despacito on my phone! I love the Latins! Por favor aplauda."

This is fucking embarrassing.
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"Hmm what can we do to connect Biden with the youth? Oh! Maybe one of those me-mes we hear about!"

"Well, we need one that will connect to Hispanic voters, too."

"How about that Despacito thing the kids are all into? I saw something like that a year ago when sipping a cortado in my Paris flat."

"Perfect! Biden, play Despacito."

This is even worse than Pokemon Go To the Polls. At least that was timely. This is such an old meme.
 
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Tathagata said:
"Hmm what can we do to connect Biden with the youth? Oh! Maybe one of those me-mes we hear about!"

"Well, we need one that will connect to Hispanic voters, too."

"How about that Despacito thing the kids are all into? I saw something like that a year ago when sipping a cortado in my Paris flat."

"Perfect! Biden, play Despacito."

This is even worse than Pokemon Go To the Polls. At least that was timely. This is such an old meme.
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To be honest, I was just amazed that it wasn't The Three Caballeros or the Macarena.
 
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"See? I have Despacito on my phone! I love the Latins! Por favor aplauda."

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If Trump came out to a black audence and played Get Low from his phone, the left would crucify him. This is racist.

Its also really dated. Like Despacito was popular like 4 years ago.
 
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