🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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How exactly are you tying this to Ethan?

He mentioned using a variant on the name "Peaceful Sunset" (which is something of a Killstream meme) on stream and stated that he incorporated in Wyoming, so I just queried the Wyoming LLC filings and located this one, "Peaceful Sunset Productions". He used a middleman out of California during incorporation to keep his name entirely off of it but can't keep his mouth shut so it was easy to find regardless.
 
I am genuinely struggling to understand why ralph thinks he can afford a child right now.

Obvious environmental and personality concerns aside, he isn't making any god damn money. $50k in the bank is going to be burned thru really fucking fast by clothing, healthcare, food, etc. The only way I see him affording it is if they go on welfare and both work full time, on opposite shifts so that someone is with the kid. Let's be honest, Momma Gunt isn't up to watching the kid when she has one foot in the grave.

If he didn't feel like a parasite already, welfare will cement that in the view of literally everyone, himself included. That, combined with the stress of working opposite shifts with someone you're supposed to love and raise a child with? Hell, better people than the gunt have tried that and failed.

If their house is actually rented, Vickers would be doing them a financial kindness buying it and letting them stay in it. One that neither ralph or faith deserve at this point, and I'm pretty sure Vickers isn't going to offer.

As I said, other glaring concerns aside, there's no way you can look at your own life in that kind of state and say "yeah I'm ready for a kid." Am I missing something that makes ralph a financially viable parent?

The pregnancy is a lie. It has to be.
Oh I think it's real. I think it is frighteningly real.

Here are all the free services Ralph will be leeching off of in about a year or so.

The best part is when Ralph does go on those free services we'll find out. One way or another we'll all find out that Ralph's very own Chris Chan tugboat has come in. Then, when that happens, I'll laugh and laugh and laugh. Better start pivoting to the left now, Ralphie. Maybe they'll take you back if you stand up to mean old Trump who will take your benefits away!
 
Also when do you all abandon catching up with a thread? i've been 80 pages behind the last 3 days. and ethan clearly hasn't done that much to cause so many pages, so i bet there's a lot of moralfagging and sperging ahead of me.

Popping in for current pages around stream time and Twitter freakouts for legit highlights will probably get you what you need

I am genuinely struggling to understand why ralph thinks he can afford a child right now.

He is a retard who thinks he's rich because enough to pay the bills comes in for yelling at his computer. He is a degenerate living in a shack, but he thinks he's a king because his paypigs tell him so. That is why he thinks he can afford a child
 
The fuck is this?:
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is there any explanation where this isnt lino bots?
 
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As I said, other glaring concerns aside, there's no way you can look at your own life in that kind of state and say "yeah I'm ready for a kid." Am I missing something that makes ralph a financially viable parent?
People who can't afford kids have them all the time. Not even homelessness stop people from fucking (granted, a sizeable portion of those might be rape babies). Mother nature takes it from there.
 
One of the accounts in the first screenshot, note the "blockchain username"

I checked both https://dlive.tv/dlive-98773326 and https://dlive.tv/98773326. They don't lead to existing accounts.

Is their a way to anonymoize your account on dlive? They could be private accounts or some such.
 
If Ralph is using his LLC to hide his money, I would think it has more to do with impending welfare dependence than hiding money from a deranged skank. If he was trying to keep funds away from Faith the smart play would be some form of an IRA. If Faith is preggo, which I have my doubts, he needs her on Medicare/Medicaid or whatever it is called for the poors.

I just can't see him using any of his own funds to help raise a child, especially once the novelty of being able to lord it over Null wears out.
 
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Before I go off the deep end on a schizo take on this, can I ask where you're seeing those logs? There is something I want to check.
on each dlive channel there is an earnings tab

There was a period of time (around when the gunt came back to dlive) where the """"blockchain"""" username was generated like that. I think it's back to being the same as the username, but not sure. Nothing suspicious.
i dont ever remember usernames on the blockchain being generated like that, i have an account from near that time and the username was just my dlive username, plus we definitely know the site itself bots anyway so its not even unfair to ralph per se
 
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Ok, so using the power of autism and the rainbow pallet of colors in mspaint, I have concluded what we already knew: This doesn't make any sense.

At first I thought that maybe dlive had some dumb form of matching user donations to get around a tech/regional issue or some such, since the amounts posted by the dlive accounts were matched by some real-user donations. But then why do real-user donations vastly outnumber those? Why would dlive have to match donations for certain users and not others?

Until shannon provides some attempt at sweeping this up I am now convinced this is some real tom-fuckery.

Edit: @irujdksajksdjlsk claims this is blockchain related. I'm not familiar with any of that so I'm gonna refrain from commenting further.
 
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