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- Thread starter SpessCaptain
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wholsome keanu chungus moment
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If Keanu was behind terrorist attacks I would be okay with Iran taking him out.
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There have been many a terrible Current Year political comparison but comparing the Trump Administration to Instagram is its own flavor of retarded.
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It's because the average redditor is i suspect genuinely under or around 14 years of age and below the average G of that age range, so they can't understand even the most basic of political or other situations without ridiculous reddit relevant metaphors which is hilariously retarded
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>Americans can't name a general that easily
Do they just... not remember Mattis and all of the dicksucking he used to get? You didn't have to be a political junkie or a vet to have heard his name.
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It doesn't matter. If America was the kind of country where you could name a general like that, they'd just scream "fascism" all the louder. Its a fundamentally different society with a different system, but nobody tell these fucking mongs or you might hurt their feelings.
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I'm fairly sure every american above the age of 18 has heard of Norman Schwarzkopf though so that's fucking stupid
or patton, or sherman, there's loads
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or, I dunno, General/chairman of the Joint Chiefs/National Security Advisor/Secretary of State Colin Powell. That guy isn’t exactly obscure.
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Yes, they've heard of them. But they aren't fixtures in out society like they are there. Its just a dumb argument. Different cultures, different systems. If they were the fixtures in our political landscape that suleimani was in iran, they'd be screaming fascism even louder.
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"too old to be making memes"
i will fucking bet you all my property and myself that this idiot is under 15
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The far left’s delusions never cease to amaze me.
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Christ. They really do believe the world is like their cartoons, don't they?
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Clearly if we just abandoned all laws of society food would be exploding out of the dirt spontaneously, no one would hoard it, or use their ability to control your food supply to blackmail you. After all without the heavy shackles of wicked laws and society we'd all turn into living saints!
Totally wouldn't lead to people turning into militias to maintain some form of law and order.
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BaD tHiNgS dOn't HaPpEn In AnArChIsT sOcIeTy, CrImE iS tHe ReSuLt Of LaWs, NoT iN sPiTe Of ThEm.
That's... not how that shit fucking works.
9gag and reddit ran "rage comic faces" (originally just 4chan reaction memes) into the ground. Wojak came years later, but now they're doing the same shut to wojak because they never learn.
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It’s the autumn of 2025 AD. The technoindustrial system fell apart a year ago, but you and your friends are doing alright. Your garden has flourished this past summer and in your cabin you have a good supply of dried vegetables, dried beans and other foodstuffs to get you through the coming winter. Just now you’re harvesting your potatoes. With your spades, you and your friends uproot one potato after another and pick the plump tubers out of the soil.
Suddenly the friend at your elbow nudges you and you look up. Uh-oh. A gang of mean-looking men is coming up your trail. They have guns. They look like trouble, but you stand firm. The leader of the gang walks up to you and says,
“Nice looking potatoes you got there.”
“Yeah,” you reply. “They’re nice-looking potatoes.”
“We’re going to take them” says the gang leader.
“The hell you are!” you answer. “We spent a long summer of hard work growing those potatoes…”
The gang leader points his rifle at your face and says, “—— you, punk.” To his men he adds, “Dick, Ziggy, check the cabin and see what kind of food they got. We might just move in and spend the winter here. Mick, grab that bitch over there before she gets away. She got a nice ass. We’ll all screw her tonight.”
You get angry and start shouting, “You bastard! You can’t…”
The rifle goes BANG. You’re dead.
~Uncle Ted
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Someone on TrueUnpopularOpinion was daring to go against the LGBT hivemind:
And as of today, their profile page at https://www.reddit.com/user/AceTossawayTOMC/ is blank page indicating that their account got banned, despite this being their only post. Is someone having a non-mainstream view on a relatively small subreddit THAT much of a threat to the admins?
And as of today, their profile page at https://www.reddit.com/user/AceTossawayTOMC/ is blank page indicating that their account got banned, despite this being their only post. Is someone having a non-mainstream view on a relatively small subreddit THAT much of a threat to the admins?