🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Vetti]

Do you think Warski got booted from the show for being too edgy? Is "n-slur" just too far now on Dlive? Ralph was really cracking the whip with the guest yesterday so I have to wonder.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/TheRalphRetort Ralph's updated ED article. Front page.

Edit: Deleting more proof Ethan?
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[Pixis]

It was at age 5 that Baby Gunt learned to drive a car out of necessity because grandma needed a ride to her dialysis appointment

Lmao Ralph won't even get up to take his mother to her dialysis appointment without verbally abusing her. When faith has a prenatal appointment and Ralph gets drunk the night before, Im sure he'll tell faith to go fuck herself and go by herself when she tries to wake him.

Damn, that'll be tough. Too bad for faith. Lol

 

[Crystal Golem]

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We're supposed to believe that the gunt saw some damning evidence and didn't immediately screenshot it for later blackmail purposes? That's the most unbelievable lie yet.

Lmao Ralph won't even get up to take his mother to her dialysis appointment without verbally abusing her. When faith has a prenatal appointment and Ralph gets drunk the night before, Im sure he'll tell faith to go fuck herself and go by herself when she tries to wake him.

Damn, that'll be tough. Too bad for faith. Lol

Plus she's in an area she doesn't know well. An area ralph spent quite a while describing as "ghetto" last night. Go ahead though ralph get your beauty sleep while your pregnant wife-to-be braves a high crime rate city to go to her prenancy check-ups.

 

[JewBacca]

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What a shock, Ralph is a vicious little cock. I love how he sits on pertinent information until he can get something, or bury someone with it. He behaves like he's doing this out of the goodness of his heart, but if that was the case why not drop the details when the whole thing was happening.

On a side note, has Ade released anything proving Ralph was threatening her real employer, or do we just have her word for it?

On the LLC front, he could also be hoping the government will be renewing the PPP loans, like they have hinted they will. That would be an easy few grand that wouldn't have to be paid back, as long as it was used for payroll. Just a thought, I haven't seen explored yet.

 

[AltisticRight]

Gunt Sunset LLC, I can't wait for a #guntaudit.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

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"I have no reason to lie about all this" - lol, that's a lie right there Ethan.

What a wormy little faggot, stirring up shit over an ex. 'Womanly behaviour' one might say.

 

[deeman]

Imagine if you will... Ralphie boy and Faith staying together in the crack shack with a wee baby, Faith breastfeeding the screaming FASS child in the background and Ralph with his blood shut eyes trying to say a coherent sentence, but fails since his drinking and pill-grubbling have really took it's toll on them.
Now, would this be the white-trashiest stream in the U:S? Maybe the Slaton sisters could give him a run for his money (HAH!) but other than that... i dunno.

 

[AutismAwareness]

Jarbo the hutts diss track on ralph

 

[Grim_Autismo]

>GO AWAY

Refreshing.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

He's not hiding his assets in an LLC to protect them from a Vickers lawsuit, he is doing it to protect them from divorce.

What assets could we be talking about? He has a tiny chunk of cash, but assets acquired before marriage are his separate property, and they’re not going to award spousal support unless the marriage lasts for a long time.

One possibility, as someone said a few pages back, is that it might allow Ralph to minimize his income for purposes of getting Faith qualified for public assistance. This is fairly common, as I understand.

But realistically, this is probably just Ralph attempting to put on his big boy pants. He sees everyone else in the business has an LLC, so he wants one too. I doubt he has any particular need for it.

 

[3 Times Faster]

Jarbo the hutts diss track on ralph

Jarbo always pulls through, "Do-it-yourself colonoscopy" lol
You gonna play this one for Fai-Fai @theralph?

 

[LordOdin]

Nooooooo. I was dunking on the article on Twitter. I didn’t write that shit.

https://twitter.com/sophnar0747/status/1306002636852940801?s=21

Cut her some slack she's watching the killstream for us. She was probably half asleep and contemplating if hanging a painting using your face to bash the nails in is a more enjoyable experience than watching the killstream.

I have kids and even if any of them acted the way Faith has there is no way I would act the way he has. In short it's mostly people who say "you don't have kids " don't have kids as well. In this case at least as far as I'm concerned you are dead right. Even if Vickers is sincere in wanting faith back this is the worst way to go about it.

Personally i think Vickers is just lashing out in anger after being accused of being abusive i imagine that really hurts. Is it smart, no is it understandable he's angry, to me it is.

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[Iroha Isshiki]

How exactly are you tying this to Ethan?

He did talk about it being his new LLC on the KillStream. I think that's proof enough

 

[Grim_Autismo]

What assets could we be talking about? He has a tiny chunk of cash, but assets acquired before marriage are his separate property, and they’re not going to award spousal support unless the marriage lasts for a long time.

One possibility, as someone said a few pages back, is that it might allow Ralph to minimize his income for purposes of getting Faith qualified for public assistance. This is fairly common, as I understand.

But realistically, this is probably just Ralph attempting to put on his big boy pants. He sees everyone else in the business has an LLC, so he wants one too. I doubt he has any particular need for it.

This is definitely some kind of benefits fraud/tax shelter situation. Now I'm wondering if she actually is pregnant. But think about it, if he's got a company that earns money but only pays himself $1k a month, then they're able to stay under the poverty line and escape having to pay for Faith's prenatal care.

Doesn't Ralph have a sped brother? Ralph's older too, his chronological age is 35 but you can tell his biological age is in his 40s if not later. He's going to need all the help he can get.

What a scummy slimy cunt.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Jarbo the hutts diss track on ralph

How in the ever living fuck did this retarded corner of the internet get someone that god damn talented? Holy shit.

Edit: Also that's the best Ralph impression I've heard yet. Absolutely wonderful.

 

[GogglyGoblin]

Faith is a Godwinson plant.

Godwinson wanted to make Ralph implode, given that the Killstream is a hotspot for American Glowies and there's nothing a spy hates more than another spy.
What he did was find some dumb fresh out of highschool psycho bitch, got into her good graces by talking about autistic JRPGs and maybe even gifting her some, we know that she spent a lot of time alone in her room smoking weed, and what do losers do alone in their rooms? They play weeb games and wish they weren't alive.
He then convinced her that she could fix her life if she met some new people, he had her contact notorious pegging enthusiast Dax Herrera, at around the time of Ethan Ralph's trip to California, since he knew Dick would not want to fuck a fatass, even if she's 18, and would pass her onto Ralph.
Now all he had to do was make sure Ralph would destroy his life and try to get wins in any way possible, which we know doesn't take much effort.

Think about it, out of all the dumb bitches in the world, why get one with so many problems from California when he could have offered drugs and alcohol to a random fatherless Virginian?
Besides, it seems everyone forgot that Faith was into humilliating her ex-bf and into raceplay, that's crazy on its own but it's particularly funny now that she's dating the saviour of the White Race, Ethan Ralph.

I'm of sound mind, I'm not mentally ill, I have schizophrenia.

 

[LordOdin]

Why handwritten?

His legal council was Melinda Scott

 

[Laura Loomer]

Jarbo the hutts diss track on ralph

This is kino poetry in its purest form.

Spoiler: Lyrics

Lyrics:
hello there folks attention! attention!
we are looking for a young girl named Faith
she was last seen escaping the mental ward with a bloated alcoholic
faith, faith if you can hear the sound of my voice please just come home
has anybody heard from fay?
she's gone AWOL
left her shit up on the table
next to the bed with your disabled mother's drip feed cable
she’s probably taking the meth to be able
to forget the day you thumb raped the a-hole
and that's a taste you can't wash away with mouthwash or faygo
I have faith that she’s laying low
maybe she ain't though,
god ralph tell me it ain't so
tell me that ain't you shovelling shit having a dig,
not knowing you're digging your own grave hole
guards on the payroll,
ey bro! shit nobody said he was an angel
and banging a girl of that age don't mean shit,
she ain’t (an eight year-old)
but you gotta keep her entertained though
bust out the makeup, soft toys and legos
and take time to assemble a whole play zone
up in the crack shack out of frame though, probably at an angle
her phone got taken away so I guess we can’t know,
gotta start sending nudes from the payphone,
dude are you playing with ass or getting your ass played bro?
wiggum you better watch this
i ain't used to pullin no punches, i lunge in
are you captor, middle man or hostage? or all three?
that’s what my hunch is
do you buy tickets to j-pop concerts?
mix hard liquor in all of her soft drinks?
tuck her in, tell her there ain't no monsters
then put your thumb in the puckering starfish
bet when she’s laying unconscious you can get good strong whiff
what you need is a good strong whip,
maybe a drink? how about a good strong fifth?
ah gator it's not true,
gator it's not poo!
this is something i would normally not do,
let’s just fumble around with the bottle cap
take a couple of tabs and then go for a nap
jesus christ!
I just had a bad dream ‘bout my penis size
faith it was a nightmare, we were right there
waiting for the erection to materialize
but you had tears in your eyes
guess that made me realize
I probably shouldn’t be banging on top
I’ll get underneath and lay still ‘til the gunt motion stop
so kill the lights and queue the camera bitch
look at all the streams that I killed
can’t own a handgun, but damn son
I’ll shoot with the thirty five mil
god damn right bitch
you want this thirty five mil… dick?
oh shit! Gator!
they tell me my eyes will probably never unsee that atrocity
do-it-yourself colonoscopy
how could you possibly think that was cool, do you fucks with me?
triple gut motherfucker, collard greens
man you owe the whole world an apology for that shameful display of coprophagy
with that dirty ass backwater sodomy
sordid man, honestly that's not what bothers
me more like your fucked-up philosophy
of copping teens who are popping the thorazine
i know shit isn't always seen
like your definition of what college means
got lemons? then make lemonade
if you’re given women, you give women AIDS
and ralph I wonder what you’re giving faith
that she would crawl back to the ball and the chain
is it the dick? nay
maker’s for breakfast and dinner every fucking day
it can’t be that sick pay
unless you trade in fucking lemons or work in the sex
trade, so now you’re fucked from both ends
i guess you're like eachother in some ways
both back in the zone with no friends
both addicts disowned by both parents

 

[High Tea]

This is definitely some kind of benefits fraud/tax shelter situation. Now I'm wondering if she actually is pregnant. But think about it, if he's got a company that earns money but only pays himself $1k a month, then they're able to stay under the poverty line and escape having to pay for Faith's prenatal care.

Doesn't Ralph have a sped brother? Ralph's older too, his chronological age is 35 but you can tell his biological age is in his 40s if not later. He's going to need all the help he can get.

What a scummy slimy cunt.

This to me, is why I find the tax system to be irritating. Can pay himself a small salary, small enough to keep benefits and ACA if you need it when he actually may have money for it. Can write off basically everything you do as business expenses - trips are for the show, lunch is a business lunch, clothes are the show wardrobe, booze is for the show, tech things, even video games they could say are for reviewing on the show. Basically everything but tampons and rent (which you might be able to claim as a studio expense) is for the show. If someone tries to get assets from the LLC, you just give everything out as salary. If they go after your salary, you just say all the money's tied up in the business.