Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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Teeter said:
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So I'm not wrong in thinking he's eating like this for feeders paying him, right? To think this is where we have ended up as a society, a morbidly obese man sitting alone in a room stuffing his face with garbage noodles while staring into a camera to the revulsion of everyone who tunes in. Christ, he's eating these things almost every other day and putting a half or whole stick of butter in each time now.
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His noodle vids in particular definitely cater to feeders. The worst era was his fake eyelashes phase where he would stare at the camera with a mouthful of noodles and bat his falsies.... that shit was so nasty it gives me shivers
 
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Fatty is back to the noodles so he must have gotten a feeder donation again. The nauseating stills he takes at the start of eating them is a good indicator. He is also weighing himself again pretending he is fluctuating 20lbs from day to day. Remarkable that when Orlin is filming and everything is visible he's significantly heavier than when he's alone and the only view you have is his gut. Had a good laugh over his claims that putting noodles consisting of fat and salt into romaine hearts suddenly makes it "healthy." Reminded me of this:

 
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Teeter said:

Fatty is back to the noodles so he must have gotten a feeder donation again. The nauseating stills he takes at the start of eating them is a good indicator. He is also weighing himself again pretending he is fluctuating 20lbs from day to day. Remarkable that when Orlin is filming and everything is visible he's significantly heavier than when he's alone and the only view you have is his gut. Had a good laugh over his claims that putting noodles consisting of fat and salt into romaine hearts suddenly makes it "healthy." Reminded me of this:

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you left out the best part!

orlin and nick have ayygs allergies
 
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Nik probably thinks that using vegetable water in anything unhealthy immediately means it's suddenly healthy. That's like eating fast food with ginger slices and lettuce all over it. It's just not good, and you might as well just stop and just eat healthy food altogether, imo.
 
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Qajinima022 said:
Nik probably thinks that using vegetable water in anything unhealthy immediately means it's suddenly healthy. That's like eating fast food with ginger slices and lettuce all over it. It's just not good, and you might as well just stop and just eat healthy food altogether, imo.
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Fat "people" always think that they can lose weight by eating more or eating the same with something "healthy" sprinkled in between
Like drinking protein shakes and half a salald in between meals because it's "healthy"
 
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Qajinima022 said:
Nik probably thinks that using vegetable water in anything unhealthy immediately means it's suddenly healthy. That's like eating fast food with ginger slices and lettuce all over it. It's just not good, and you might as well just stop and just eat healthy food altogether, imo.
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If Nick had a brain, he would try to work off some of this weight before he reaches the point of no return (confined to a bed because he's too big to move)
 
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Cranky Hermit said:
On one hand, of course everything they do is fake. Five years from now when they need help walking, are on a weight loss reality show and are crying about how the internet ruined their lives...they've already got that planned out too. On the other hand... that's why I keep checking in every few months. The damage they're doing to themselves? That's real. The weight gain, trouble breathing, erectile dysfunction, blown out asshole... that's not faked. The thing I'm wondering is, will they make it five years?
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NO!!!!!!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!!! HE'S A SKINNY QUEEN!!!!!!!

In all reality, I wouldn't be surprised if Nick had a stroke and fucking died, and I wouldn't be upset either. The motherfucker has never eaten any vegetables in his life beside's Orlin's tiny eggplant.
 
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knick said:
I see you haven't been following him for long
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This dude was vegan and ate vegetables on a daily basis before YouTube fame. Anyone who's seen his old days of violin playing, wholesome content and skinny days would know this. Now it's just meat, cheese, and high levels of sodium straight from the mines. It's no wonder he's got edema. If he does, it means his heart's failing him, as well as the excess sodium.
 
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