-Welcome back to the Crapperwagon Chairty Farce 3000
-If you're new, welcome TO the Crapperwagon Charity Farce 3000
-This is her second attimpt at recordeeng
-Her phone buboofed
-Tole Awlee- you're going to haft to upgrade my fuffone or figure sometheeng out
-TOO MINNY ISSUES
-MUH AUDIO!!!!!
-It makes her contint not as good as it was at the beginning
-And Awlee was like - that's like blaming the spoon for beening fat
-So they decided to wait and see if she should purchase an actual vloggeen camera to go with the $1000 vloggeeng camera she already hafts but is too stupid to use
-OR
*burp
-If you should upgrade her phone for her
-Will sum up the video
-And go into detell
-It was a vinting video
-BECAUSE SHE WAS HEAREENG AND SEEING THEENGS!!!!
-Sad.
-SHE IS HELPEENG VICTIMS
-HER INTINTIONS ARE PURE
-IT SAID SO RIGHT ON THE ENVELOPES
*points
-Didn't even give a second thought on how she could scam people
-And how she could take your money
-And use it for her own use
-Gave that a first thought
-BUT NOT A SECOND!!!!
-Community
-SEEN YOUR VIDEOS!!!!
-PayPal
-YOU GUYS
-Not the people who trust Amy and have faith
*Hold up, we got water in the gasoline
-You the
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-The ones that rilly
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-ACCUSED HER BEFORE HAFTING PROOF!!!!
-WAS BEENING ACCUSED!!!!
-J'ACCUSED!!!!!!!!!!!
-Now.
-There are people out there who use tragedies to scam
-AMY IS NOT SCAMMEENG!!!!
-Sad.
-PEOPLE USE DISASTERS FOR THEIR OWN GRATITUDE!!!!
-Understands why you're eerie
-People use situations for their own
-Doesn't blame you for hafting that filling
-You question her intintions because of eviction grift
-THEY FELL ON HARD TIMES!!!!
-We jumped to conclusions
-JUMP!!!!
-Acted on....
....
-desperation????
-Acted on not knoweeng what was going to happen
-SO THEY DECIDED TO BEG THE INTERNET FOR MONEY TO MOVE TO SOUTH DAKOTA!!!!
-Decided they would haft to go to another country that was cheaper
-And East Dakota was too far
-OWTRON IS VER VER EXPINSIVE!!!!
-That's why the fambily decided to move in the middle of the night
*yawn
-NEVER ACTED ON THE MATTERS OF DESPERATION BEFORE!!!!
-Is thoughtful and deliberate in her rational assessments of matters at hand
-THERE WAS NO TIME FOR THAT!!!!!
-MUH BAYBEES!!!!
-And that's what happened
-PROOFED EVERY PINNY YOU DONATED FOR MOVING COSTS!!!!
-And then didn't move
-Then they put their heads in the rill game
-Rillized running would not be the problem
-Or answer
-And then they were like -"we" don't haff jobs lined up
-Or a place to live
-Would have lived in the car no problem
-MUH BAYBEES!!!!
-It would have evintually affected the muh baybees
-So they acted on reality
-So they gave the donations back (LOLOLOL)
-Sat (the hell you say) at the table and refunded every pinny
-SHOWED YOU THE PROOF!!!
-BUT
-When she returned some of the money
-THE FAMBILIES SENT IT RIGHT BACK TO HER!!!!!
-And they were like- no, we want u to keep it and buy manicures and Funions
-When THAT was the case, she kept the money
-THEY MADE HER TAKE THE MONEY!!!!!
-SHE DID NOT BEG FOR THE MONEY!!!!
-People went above and beyond to help her fambily
-Was open and honest
-EVERYONE GOT A REFUND AND THEY MADE HER TAKE IT BACK!!!!!
-The move decided to not happen
-And people made her keep the money
-It paid that month's rent
*That's right. Amy just admitted she took in over a thousand dollars to not move.
-EVICTION GRIFT WAS NOT ON HER MIND!!!!!
-THE VICTIMS!!!!
-WILDFIRE!!!!!
-She cried Wiiiiiiiiildfiiiiiire
-WIIIIIIIIIIIIILDFIIIIIIIIIRE
-YOUR SCAMMEEING ACCUSATIONS HIT HER HARD!!!!!
-PEOPLE THOUGHT SHE WAS SCAMMEENG!!!!!
-Was not scammeeng
-Gets it
-BEEN HONEST AND TRANSPARENT
-RECORDED THE VICTIM TRANSACTIONS!!!!
-And now people are sayeeng she HAAAAAD to follow through with the donations
-Because she had heat on her
-And not because she cares
-Nooooooooooo
-IT'S BECAUSE SHE HAD TO FOLLOW THROUGH OR YOU'D CALL HER A SCAMMER!!!!
-Rude
-HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-What have YOU done?????????????
-WHAT HAST THOU DONE THINE KNAVISH PIKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-If you're accusing her, that means you didn't donate
-IPSO FACTO
-YOU DIDN'T DONATE A DIME!!!!
-And then you were all you were all-- wull, what has SHE donated???????? She hasn't donated notheeng but her reechains *eyeroll*
-Wants to make it clear
-She did sit down (the hell you say) and make those reechains
-EVERY REECHAIN HAD A WILDFIRE VICTIM ON HER HEART
-She cried
-WIIIIIIIILLLLDFIIIIIIIIIIIRE
-And people were all- how rude to give a reechain to people who have no goddamn door locks!!!!!!!!!!
-Not everybody lost their home
-PEOPLES' JOBS BURNED DOWN!!!!!!
-Does not go out of her way to hurt people
-You see her the way you want to see her
-SOMEONE GAVE HER A HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR HERSELF!!!!!
-Donated THAT
-Gave Amy $100
-Then gave her *another* 100 and tole her to keep it
-Emelled her
-Will not show the emell
-Was not com for tibb ull keepeeng the money for her fambily
-Her fambily is taken care of
-Are they rich????
-APPSOLUTELY NOT
-Has food
-And that's all that matters
-STOP TAKING AWAY FROM THE CAUSE AND MAKING AMY LOOK BAD!!!!
-YOU ARE SO UGLY YOU HAFT TO CAUSE DRAMA!!!!!
-Sad.
-THIS IS THE BEST CAUSE OUT THERE
-BUT YOU MAKE IT INTO A HORRIFUL SITUATION!!!!
-Now.
*sassy fat hand waves
-Will show you proof
-Still haffs one envelope advertising her channel
-LOOK AT IT!!!!
-Met a laydee on Facebook
-The daughter wanted to pick up the envelope
-And Amy was all- NO I NEED TO HAND IT TO HER ON CAMERA JUST LIKE JESUS WOULD
-Not because Amy did not trust the daughter
-She wants the laydee to SEE Amy
-And that it is coming from Amy
-PERSONALLY
-Will meet the mom tomorrow at a hotel and make her come to the fecalmobile to get it
-RED CROSS MADE ALL THE HOTELS FULL!!!!
-And they're hafting to bounce between hotels
-Because Red Cross won't give them vouchers
-INNYWAYS
-Last time she will talk about this
-Making theengs happen for victims
-Wanted to clarify
-SO BACK TO THE 100 DOLLARS
-So she took a 100 dollars someone gave her and used THAT as a donation
-SO *TECHNICALLY* SHE DID DONATE 100 DOLLARS!!!!!
-PLUS!!!!! She made the reechains
-Not that she's counting
-People count actions as things that matter
-Sad.
-Actions don't count when you're doing something out of your heart
-EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS OUT OF LOVE!!!!
-Doesn't keep track of who gave what and how much
-Just keeps track of people who didn't give her money
-Sad you keep tally
-Does not keep tally
-And I bought the giff cards
-And reed the chains
-Doesn't keep tally
-THAT'S NOT HOW CAREENG GOES!!!!
-There are people who give conditionally
-AMY GIVES UNCONDITIONALLY IT SAYS SO RIGHT ON THE ENVELOPE!!!
-SHE IS BLESSING FAMBILIES!!!!
-So when you see an Amy is scammeng video
-ASK YOURSELF IF THIS PERSON IS KEEPEENG TALLY!!!!
-YOU ARE HELPING HINDER THE HELP OF OTHERS WHO NEED THE HELP!!!!
-So keep that in mind
-YOU ARE MAKING PEOPLE NOT WANT TO HELP PEOPLE
-Homeless people
-MUH HEART
-SHE WANTED TO MAKE A REACH OUT TO HOMELESS PEOPLE AND HELP THEM ORGANIZATION
-But didn't
-WANTS TO BEEN AN ADVOCATE FOR THAT
-But THIS?????
-THIS right HERE????
-Puts a rill sour taste in her mouth to want to help people
-PEOPLE COULD BE HELPED BY HER BUT YOU RUINED IT!!!!!
-Her heart is positivity
-SHE IS NOT A SCAMMER!!!!
-It Is What It Is
-Just Wanted To Put That Out There
-On our way to our virtue advintures
-Driving around looking for victims
-HI ARE YOU GUYS PART OF THE VICTIMS???????
-I HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!!!!
-"A what?"
-A YouTube channel????
-Here is a giff card
-"What is your channel?"
-IT'S RIGHT THERE ON THE ENVELOPE!!!!
-I HAVE A LEENK IN MY DESCRIPTION BOX
-YOU CAN EMELL ME!!!!
-WHY IS RED CROSS NOT HELPEENG YOU?????
-Did one fambily
-But gave the one fambily two cards
-Because they are two fambilies
-Has a headache
-Doesn't fill like being out
-Got a late start
-Making memorial reechains
-Beening up til 4 in the morneeng
-Then getting up to do her regular day of jack and shit
-Smoke is cleared
-Is eating chips and salsa
-HASN'T EATEN NOTHEENG ALL DAY
-It is 4: 56
-IBprofrum
-THIS IS NOT A MUKBANG!!!!
-Evacuations are beening lessened
-Levels
-Levels
-Owtron needs rain
-Jeremiah started skool today
-BYE