Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

So the thing of it is, I'm pretty disgustingly honest. An old girlfriend of mine used to call me Butters and George Bailey because of my 'aw shucks' kinda personality.

And so while I would like to believe that, no matter how stupid or badly executed this gift card plan has been, she actually did what she said. (I know, cue the rainbows. But really, if she did it, great.)

However... as Valentine Cunningham suggested in British Writers of the Thirties, there's a reason solid, honest people love murder mysteries and true crime stories, namely that they would love to think of themselves as dangerous, underworld types. And, I would argue, they would be pretty damned good at it. For example, if I were really dishonest, I wouldn't muck about asking for pigeon feed to feed the kiddies. I'd put on my best suit and ask an equally well dressed commuter for thirty bucks train fare and promise to repay him next time he's on Platform 6. This is where the term 'confidence man' comes from: a well dressed rapscallion approached genuinely posh people, affected an acquaintance and capitalised upon social embarrasment when the other didn't recognise him, saying 'Would you have the confidence to lend me your watch?' And off he went.

Now if it were me, I'd buy six Walmart vouchers of $50.25 and make a big show of giving them away, showing the receipt on YouTube. Of course, I'd have also doubled back to the Customer Service counter before grabbing a Diet SuperSONIC Bacon Double Cheeseburger Lite on the way home, and bought six more vouchers of $10 each to give away, leaving me with a nice receipt for $300-odd to show the subs and $240 in my pocket for later. Take a little, leave a little, as grifters used to say. It's not like anyone's going to contact pixelated recipients of her largesse (and I do mean largesse....).
 
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So the thing of it is, I'm pretty disgustingly honest. An old girlfriend of mine used to call me Butters and George Bailey because of my 'aw shucks' kinda personality.

And so while I would like to believe that, no matter how stupid or badly executed this gift card plan has been, she actually did what she said. (I know, cue the rainbows. But really, if she did it, great.)

However... as Valentine Cunningham suggested in British Writers of the Thirties, there's a reason solid, honest people love murder mysteries and true crime stories, namely that they would love to think of themselves as dangerous, underworld types. And, I would argue, they would be pretty damned good at it. For example, if I were really dishonest, I wouldn't muck about asking for pigeon feed to feed the kiddies. I'd put on my best suit and ask an equally well dressed commuter for thirty bucks train fare and promise to repay him next time he's on Platform 6. This is where the term 'confidence man' comes from: a well dressed rapscallion approached genuinely posh people, affected an acquaintance and capitalised upon social embarrasment when the other didn't recognise him, saying 'Would you have the confidence to lend me your watch?' And off he went.

Now if it were me, I'd buy six Walmart vouchers of $50.25 and make a big show of giving them away, showing the receipt on YouTube. Of course, I'd have also doubled back to the Customer Service counter before grabbing a Diet SuperSONIC Bacon Double Cheeseburger Lite on the way home, and bought six more vouchers of $10 each to give away, leaving me with an nice receipt for $300-odd to show the subs and $240 in my pocket for later. It's not like anyone's going to contact pixelated recipients of her largesse (and I do mean largesse....).

There's lots of ways to pull off this scam. Just think of the dumbest one and that's the one A-me used.
 
I'm going to say she did actually give away six giff cards worth $50.25. Not because she isn't an abusive mong ruled by rapacity who wouldn't pull a con, but because Amy believes this is the redemption arc she's been waiting to fall in her fupa.

But her true motivations are betrayed by ink on an envelope. They weren't to help the suffering. They were to get subs for her channel.

Charitable acts should not be done in front of an audience. They should be done in secret like masturbation.
 
Charitable acts should not be done in front of an audience. They should be done in secret like masturbation.
Oh, that's what I've been doing wrong... (the charity, I mean... ahem...)

Reminds me of one of my favourite bits of Elmer Gantry... Maimonides would have probably shrugged, too.

Just what are the teachings of Christ? [...] What did he teach? One place in the Sermon on the Mount he advises--let me get my Bible--here it is: 'Let your light so shine before men that they may see your good works and glorify your Father which is in heaven,' and then five minutes later he's saying, 'Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them, otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven." That's an absolute contradiction, in the one document which is the charter of the whole Christian Church. Oh, I know you can reconcile them, Phil. That's the whole aim of the ministerial training: to teach us to reconcile contradictions by saying that one of them doesn't mean what it means--and it's always a good stunt to throw in 'You'd understand it if you'd only read it in the original Greek'!
 
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I believe she really did as she said because 1. it's incredibly low effort and required no actual donation from her, 2. she has nothing to do all day and we're supposed to be staying inside, what with the poison air; this is an excuse to go for a drive, 3. she's had a lot of drama lately and, like @StrawberryDouche said, she wants a redemption arc, 4. this gives her something to be holier-than-thou about for the next year.

Just because she actually followed through (on the first 3 cards so far) doesn't change anything I feel about her. This was a poor attempt at PR.
 
I am currently reecapping a 30 minute chimpout. If one of you lovely people could photoshop Amy's big fat face over Nixon's, it would make me exceedingly happy. Or at least put a spandex hijab on him.

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Amy's gettin' a bit heated about the Eviction Scam being brought back up. SHE SENT EVERY PENNY BACK!!1! But some people were like "No, Amy, we want you to have our money for no particular reason!" And they sent the money back! Perfectly plausible...
Also, St. A-me delivering blessings to the peons; blessings emblazoned with "Amy's Life Journey" all over 'em. And she was sure to mention her channel at least three times every blessed event.
And a stupid reechain. BTW-somebody's using the reechains as a keepsake at a memorial?? Oh dear godbear.
 
WHEREIN Amy proves she's not a scammer by proving she's a scammer.
Five snouts.🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽

-Welcome back to the Crapperwagon Chairty Farce 3000

-If you're new, welcome TO the Crapperwagon Charity Farce 3000

-This is her second attimpt at recordeeng

-Her phone buboofed

-Tole Awlee- you're going to haft to upgrade my fuffone or figure sometheeng out

-TOO MINNY ISSUES

-MUH AUDIO!!!!!

-It makes her contint not as good as it was at the beginning

-And Awlee was like - that's like blaming the spoon for beening fat

-So they decided to wait and see if she should purchase an actual vloggeen camera to go with the $1000 vloggeeng camera she already hafts but is too stupid to use

-OR

*burp

-If you should upgrade her phone for her

-Will sum up the video

-And go into detell

-It was a vinting video

-BECAUSE SHE WAS HEAREENG AND SEEING THEENGS!!!!

-Sad.

-SHE IS HELPEENG VICTIMS

-HER INTINTIONS ARE PURE

-IT SAID SO RIGHT ON THE ENVELOPES

*points

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-Didn't even give a second thought on how she could scam people

-And how she could take your money

-And use it for her own use

-Gave that a first thought

-BUT NOT A SECOND!!!!

-Community

-SEEN YOUR VIDEOS!!!!

-PayPal

-YOU GUYS

-Not the people who trust Amy and have faith

*Hold up, we got water in the gasoline

-You the

... ....... .

-uhm

-The ones that rilly

....

-ACCUSED HER BEFORE HAFTING PROOF!!!!

-WAS BEENING ACCUSED!!!!

-J'ACCUSED!!!!!!!!!!!

-Now.

-There are people out there who use tragedies to scam

-AMY IS NOT SCAMMEENG!!!!

-Sad.

-PEOPLE USE DISASTERS FOR THEIR OWN GRATITUDE!!!!

-Understands why you're eerie

-People use situations for their own

-Doesn't blame you for hafting that filling

-You question her intintions because of eviction grift

-THEY FELL ON HARD TIMES!!!!

-We jumped to conclusions

-JUMP!!!!

-Acted on....

....

-desperation????

-Acted on not knoweeng what was going to happen

-SO THEY DECIDED TO BEG THE INTERNET FOR MONEY TO MOVE TO SOUTH DAKOTA!!!!

-Decided they would haft to go to another country that was cheaper

-And East Dakota was too far

-OWTRON IS VER VER EXPINSIVE!!!!

-That's why the fambily decided to move in the middle of the night

*yawn

-NEVER ACTED ON THE MATTERS OF DESPERATION BEFORE!!!!

-Is thoughtful and deliberate in her rational assessments of matters at hand

-THERE WAS NO TIME FOR THAT!!!!!

-MUH BAYBEES!!!!

-And that's what happened

-PROOFED EVERY PINNY YOU DONATED FOR MOVING COSTS!!!!

-And then didn't move

-Then they put their heads in the rill game

-Rillized running would not be the problem

-Or answer

-And then they were like -"we" don't haff jobs lined up

-Or a place to live

-Would have lived in the car no problem

-MUH BAYBEES!!!!

-It would have evintually affected the muh baybees

-So they acted on reality

-So they gave the donations back (LOLOLOL)

-Sat (the hell you say) at the table and refunded every pinny

-SHOWED YOU THE PROOF!!!

-BUT

-When she returned some of the money

-THE FAMBILIES SENT IT RIGHT BACK TO HER!!!!!

-And they were like- no, we want u to keep it and buy manicures and Funions

-When THAT was the case, she kept the money

-THEY MADE HER TAKE THE MONEY!!!!!

-SHE DID NOT BEG FOR THE MONEY!!!!

-People went above and beyond to help her fambily

-Was open and honest

-EVERYONE GOT A REFUND AND THEY MADE HER TAKE IT BACK!!!!!

-The move decided to not happen

-And people made her keep the money

-It paid that month's rent

*That's right. Amy just admitted she took in over a thousand dollars to not move.

-EVICTION GRIFT WAS NOT ON HER MIND!!!!!

-THE VICTIMS!!!!

-WILDFIRE!!!!!

-She cried Wiiiiiiiiildfiiiiiire

-WIIIIIIIIIIIIILDFIIIIIIIIIRE

-YOUR SCAMMEEING ACCUSATIONS HIT HER HARD!!!!!

-PEOPLE THOUGHT SHE WAS SCAMMEENG!!!!!

-Was not scammeeng

-Gets it

-BEEN HONEST AND TRANSPARENT

-RECORDED THE VICTIM TRANSACTIONS!!!!

-And now people are sayeeng she HAAAAAD to follow through with the donations

-Because she had heat on her

-And not because she cares

-Nooooooooooo

-IT'S BECAUSE SHE HAD TO FOLLOW THROUGH OR YOU'D CALL HER A SCAMMER!!!!

-Rude

-HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-What have YOU done?????????????

-WHAT HAST THOU DONE THINE KNAVISH PIKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-If you're accusing her, that means you didn't donate

-IPSO FACTO

-YOU DIDN'T DONATE A DIME!!!!

-And then you were all you were all-- wull, what has SHE donated???????? She hasn't donated notheeng but her reechains *eyeroll*

-Wants to make it clear

-She did sit down (the hell you say) and make those reechains

-EVERY REECHAIN HAD A WILDFIRE VICTIM ON HER HEART

-She cried

-WIIIIIIIILLLLDFIIIIIIIIIIIRE

-And people were all- how rude to give a reechain to people who have no goddamn door locks!!!!!!!!!!

-Not everybody lost their home

-PEOPLES' JOBS BURNED DOWN!!!!!!

-Does not go out of her way to hurt people

-You see her the way you want to see her

-SOMEONE GAVE HER A HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR HERSELF!!!!!

-Donated THAT

-Gave Amy $100

-Then gave her *another* 100 and tole her to keep it

-Emelled her

-Will not show the emell

-Was not com for tibb ull keepeeng the money for her fambily

-Her fambily is taken care of

-Are they rich????

-APPSOLUTELY NOT

-Has food

-And that's all that matters

-STOP TAKING AWAY FROM THE CAUSE AND MAKING AMY LOOK BAD!!!!

-YOU ARE SO UGLY YOU HAFT TO CAUSE DRAMA!!!!!

-Sad.

-THIS IS THE BEST CAUSE OUT THERE

-BUT YOU MAKE IT INTO A HORRIFUL SITUATION!!!!

-Now.

*sassy fat hand waves

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-Will show you proof

-Still haffs one envelope advertising her channel

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Met a laydee on Facebook

-The daughter wanted to pick up the envelope

-And Amy was all- NO I NEED TO HAND IT TO HER ON CAMERA JUST LIKE JESUS WOULD

-Not because Amy did not trust the daughter

-She wants the laydee to SEE Amy

-And that it is coming from Amy

-PERSONALLY

-Will meet the mom tomorrow at a hotel and make her come to the fecalmobile to get it

-RED CROSS MADE ALL THE HOTELS FULL!!!!

-And they're hafting to bounce between hotels

-Because Red Cross won't give them vouchers

-INNYWAYS

-Last time she will talk about this

-Making theengs happen for victims

-Wanted to clarify

-SO BACK TO THE 100 DOLLARS

-So she took a 100 dollars someone gave her and used THAT as a donation

-SO *TECHNICALLY* SHE DID DONATE 100 DOLLARS!!!!!

-PLUS!!!!! She made the reechains

-Not that she's counting

-People count actions as things that matter

-Sad.

-Actions don't count when you're doing something out of your heart

-EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS OUT OF LOVE!!!!

-Doesn't keep track of who gave what and how much

-Just keeps track of people who didn't give her money

-Sad you keep tally

-Does not keep tally

-And I bought the giff cards

-And reed the chains

-Doesn't keep tally

-THAT'S NOT HOW CAREENG GOES!!!!

-There are people who give conditionally

-AMY GIVES UNCONDITIONALLY IT SAYS SO RIGHT ON THE ENVELOPE!!!

-SHE IS BLESSING FAMBILIES!!!!

-So when you see an Amy is scammeng video

-ASK YOURSELF IF THIS PERSON IS KEEPEENG TALLY!!!!

-YOU ARE HELPING HINDER THE HELP OF OTHERS WHO NEED THE HELP!!!!

-So keep that in mind

-YOU ARE MAKING PEOPLE NOT WANT TO HELP PEOPLE

-Homeless people

-MUH HEART

-SHE WANTED TO MAKE A REACH OUT TO HOMELESS PEOPLE AND HELP THEM ORGANIZATION

-But didn't

-WANTS TO BEEN AN ADVOCATE FOR THAT

-But THIS?????

-THIS right HERE????

-Puts a rill sour taste in her mouth to want to help people

-PEOPLE COULD BE HELPED BY HER BUT YOU RUINED IT!!!!!

-Her heart is positivity

-SHE IS NOT A SCAMMER!!!!

-It Is What It Is

-Just Wanted To Put That Out There

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-On our way to our virtue advintures

-Driving around looking for victims

-HI ARE YOU GUYS PART OF THE VICTIMS???????

-I HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!!!!

-"A what?"

-A YouTube channel????

-Here is a giff card

-"What is your channel?"

-IT'S RIGHT THERE ON THE ENVELOPE!!!!

-I HAVE A LEENK IN MY DESCRIPTION BOX

-YOU CAN EMELL ME!!!!

-WHY IS RED CROSS NOT HELPEENG YOU?????

-Did one fambily

-But gave the one fambily two cards

-Because they are two fambilies

-Has a headache

-Doesn't fill like being out

-Got a late start

-Making memorial reechains

-Beening up til 4 in the morneeng

-Then getting up to do her regular day of jack and shit

-Smoke is cleared

-Is eating chips and salsa

-HASN'T EATEN NOTHEENG ALL DAY

-It is 4: 56

-IBprofrum

-THIS IS NOT A MUKBANG!!!!

-Evacuations are beening lessened

-Levels

-Levels

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-Owtron needs rain

-Jeremiah started skool today

-BYE
 
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