🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Gangster Talk]

how on earth is this thread not in lolcows at this point?

It's not some sort of hierarchy where you're a bigger faggot if you're in the lolcow board as opposed to the streamer lolcow board

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

@Ahalfwaycrook
A smart man would of left this situation weeks ago - but you're not a smart man.

Release the video, make it funny.

 

[World Star]

A smart man would of left this situation weeks ago

A smart man wouldn't have ever been in this situation to begin with.

 

[MeltyTW]

@Ahalfwaycrook
A smart man would of left this situation weeks ago - but you're not a smart man.

Release the video, make it funny.

speaking of mr halfway no one thought that he might not have gotten a look at ralph's shiny new ed article to have a laugh, he sorely needs something to mock these two for

 

[2021Murder]

wut?


he got 52 dollars in lemons last night and usually makes well below dc minimum wage which is 120, he also said ralph got 30k lemons today i dont what hes on about

edit holy shit they doxed evan ralph's snn too! @theralph nigga what are you doing? you got your mentally handicapped brother doxed because you couldnt show an ounce of goddamned humility or just grind lemons without being a piece of shit to everyone needlessly

i looked at the wrong number, still i've been tracking this bullshit for so long, i've been just scrolling through earnings and going back so long and its been about $500 a week for the last 10 months. also just like i posted, he's been exclusively on d.live since may 15th 2019, so its been 16 months. 22K/16 months is about $1500

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

how on earth is this thread not in lolcows at this point?

Ralph would want that, to him it would be a win to be in the same category as Tim Pool or Terry Davis (rest in peace, king)

 

[Null]

I fucking hate retards telling me how to organize shit on the site. I am so sick of fucking speds demanding that Thread A be in Board B. Fuck off. Whatever you people associate with a board outside of people being able to post in a thread is pure emotions.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

good morning to you too null!

 

[Eris!]

Ethan Ralph may be a gay homosexual retard, but he's an internet gay homosexual retard.

 

[Sam Losco]

I fucking hate retards telling me how to organize shit on the site. I am so sick of fucking speds demanding that Thread A be in Board B. Fuck off. Whatever you people associate with a board outside of people being able to post in a thread is pure emotions.

I don't get why people care if it's in Lolcow or here. It doesn't change the content or quality of the posts.

If the person has a thread about them in Lolcow Cults, Lolcow Salon, or Lolcow Farms then they are a lolcow. And guess what everyone: Internet Famous is in Lolcow Farms.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I fucking hate retards telling me how to organize shit on the site. I am so sick of fucking speds demanding that Thread A be in Board B. Fuck off. Whatever you people associate with a board outside of people being able to post in a thread is pure emotions.

Also if you moved Ralph's thread it'd take him a day to find it again. Don't want to stress him out, he's got a lot on his mind.

 

[For whom the Gunt tolls]

This is just a guess... could be wrong? Follow the forum guidelines and Null will be proud instead of embarrassed.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Also if you moved Ralph's thread it'd take him a day to find it again. Don't want to stress him out, he's got a lot on his mind.

Don't talk like that or the next thing Null will do is hide it in random spots of the forum so that everyone has to hunt for it.

 

[2021Murder]

Don't talk like that or the next thing Null will do is hide it in random spots of the forum so that everyone has to hunt for it.

if he really wanted to hide it he'd put it on 9chan

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Also if you moved Ralph's thread it'd take him a day to find it again. Don't want to stress him out, he's got a lot on his mind.

If Null really wanted to mess with Ralph he'd add some kind of strobe light effect to help us determine when he has the thread pulled up. The flashing would reflect off his greasy forehead.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Also if you moved Ralph's thread it'd take him a day to find it again. Don't want to stress him out, he's got a lot on his mind.

I wonder if he makes Faith read the thread to him while he lays down after necking a keg of Makers mark.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Ralph actually reminds me a ton of Squire of Gothos. The episode, not the effort poster. When CPS eventually shows up and tells him, "If you can't take care of your child, you don't get to have a child.", Ralph will respond, "Aww! But I was winning! I was winning against the Ay-lawgs! Don't you see!? Tell em Gator! I was winning!"

 

[Edilg]

If Null really wanted to mess with Ralph he'd add some kind of strobe light effect to help us determine when he has the thread pulled up. The flashing would reflect off his greasy forehead.

That would actually help Ralph by keeping him off the Farms while hes doing his show.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Its a bit beyond having a subforum at this point, even though i was (as many were) calling for it to be made. Most of his circle are barely there. Dont get me wrong, Gator still has his umbilical cord but Dame, Nick?

He is and always will be, Internet Famous

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

The next time Ralph pisses and moans about the ay-lawgs or people contacting the police, I'd just like to remind everyone of the time Ralph's people filed a false police report with the UK Metro Police under the name Codrin Stavri (Vee), trying to get Sargon arrested for hate speech and pedophilia. Ralph literally did a segment on his show about that during the Daddy Gym vs. Sargon arc and showed the actual documents.