Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Gorl is really rocking the quad-titty look :story:

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Has anyone else ever looked at the food in their pantry and wondered "How long would it take Amberlynn to eat through all this?"

Or is it just me who wonders that?
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Is that why she started walking to her walking tree? Did Eric and Ricky hang their food up there so she couldn’t get it? She is bigger than the average bear....
 
After extensive research, I have attempted to answer the question, no doubt on all of our minds: how does HamBucket wipe her poopy shelf-ass?
*drumroll*
The Freedom Wand!
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Are you ‘suffering’ from chronic self inflicted obesity? Can you no longer perform self care without getting ‘brown arm?’ Is your developmentally disabled, over-chinned life partner on a food run and unable to assist you wiping your soiled fupa? Have no fear, the freedom wand is here!
 
They usually start out fat, and then get fatter once they get the Youtube sheqalim. Which is what happened with Amber.

Doesn't she have a serious health problem because of it? I think I read she has cancer or something besides the typical hypertension, diabetic, probably everything under the sun an overweight person would have at her age.
 
After extensive research, I have attempted to answer the question, no doubt on all of our minds: how does HamBucket wipe her poopy shelf-ass?
*drumroll*
The Freedom Wand!
View attachment 1601511Are you ‘suffering’ from chronic self inflicted obesity? Can you no longer perform self care without getting ‘brown arm?’ Is your developmentally disabled, over-chinned life partner on a food run and unable to assist you wiping your soiled fupa? Have no fear, the freedom wand is here!

I have one of those which is a holder for a disposable toilet brush
 
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Gorl is really rocking the quad-titty look :story:
Since Ambers beaten obesity by lose-eeeen 80 pounds she won’t miss an opportunity to play with that greasy hair. She’s proving she can hold her arms up, maybe even wash her hair by herself. Forcing it into any scene she can. Crowbarring is a good word for it. It’s incredible that she can’t see how crazy huge she still is. You’re so right. Quad titty indeed. Very reminiscent of Bender from futurama.

This might be the first time Ambers gone into & watched the same movie as her date. Usually they part ways & watch different movies. How weird is that?!?
 
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Has anyone else ever looked at the food in their pantry and wondered "How long would it take Amberlynn to eat through all this?"

Or is it just me who wonders that?
:philthy:
Not specifically Amber but I've looked at a fridge/pantry before and wondered how quickly would a 600 lb-er empty it out.
Or alternatively, would they cry because there's no processed shit? Like cheesy potato Kelly cried at the brussel sprout.
 
With colder weather coming on, I just remembered that I've never seen Amber in a jacket. A bounty of cardigans, but not a single jacket, because fat. I doubt she will fit in one this year. That might have been fine in the fagshanty, Amber could have just waddled from the front door to the driveway to have Thumby drive her to point B. Now that she is in an apartment complex, I'm assuming there is a drafty parking garage to traverse, or some large lot. This might be a deterrent from leaving her swanky new den. I'm expecting Thumby do do a lot of haul runs this winter, with simple instructions like "bayybe, just buy anything marble, pink, and plastic foilage". (Not that I don't think Amber is already doing this, since we hardly see her out except in a passenger seat), but I wonder if in the coming cold months even getting to the car will be a Rarity.
 
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Not just jackets or hats or even gloves; can anyone remember the last time they saw in footwear suitable for colder weather?

The few times we see her feet, she's either barefoot in the house or wearing a pair of fuzzy slippers or outdoors, typically those silly ballet flats & very rarely, a pair of running shoes.

If she's not already giving fellow complex dwellers complexes from unfiltered glimpses of her as she waddles from front door to car; they'll really be doing double takes as she majestically sails out the front door in clothing not weather appropriate.
 
Not just jackets or hats or even gloves; can anyone remember the last time they saw in footwear suitable for colder weather?

The few times we see her feet, she's either barefoot in the house or wearing a pair of fuzzy slippers or outdoors, typically those silly ballet flats & very rarely, a pair of running shoes.

If she's not already giving fellow complex dwellers complexes from unfiltered glimpses of her as she waddles from front door to car; they'll really be doing double takes as she majestically sails out the front door in clothing not weather appropriate.
Would a horse blanket fit her?
 
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