Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[krazy orange cat]

This. Holeberlynn is turning 30 and to her and her childish thunkeen that’s soooper drooped oldddd. She is gonna ramp up the preteen trash because of this.

Highly requested: Claire's haul and getting a tattoo.

 

[inquizadoor]

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Gorl is really rocking the quad-titty look

 

[497]

That TikTok is basically the modern day version of the early 2000s angsty emo pics. Becky’s not the only one mentally stuck in her teen years.

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the only thing is we know she is dying. the world knows she is dying, she doesn't have to hide it.

 

[Poop Bun]

Has anyone else ever looked at the food in their pantry and wondered "How long would it take Amberlynn to eat through all this?"

Or is it just me who wonders that?

 

[wilderbeans]

Has anyone else ever looked at the food in their pantry and wondered "How long would it take Amberlynn to eat through all this?"

Or is it just me who wonders that?

Is that why she started walking to her walking tree? Did Eric and Ricky hang their food up there so she couldn’t get it? She is bigger than the average bear....

 

[ChuckyChuck12]

After extensive research, I have attempted to answer the question, no doubt on all of our minds: how does HamBucket wipe her poopy shelf-ass?
*drumroll*
The Freedom Wand!

Are you ‘suffering’ from chronic self inflicted obesity? Can you no longer perform self care without getting ‘brown arm?’ Is your developmentally disabled, over-chinned life partner on a food run and unable to assist you wiping your soiled fupa? Have no fear, the freedom wand is here!

 

[BickerLiquor]

They usually start out fat, and then get fatter once they get the Youtube sheqalim. Which is what happened with Amber.

Doesn't she have a serious health problem because of it? I think I read she has cancer or something besides the typical hypertension, diabetic, probably everything under the sun an overweight person would have at her age.

 

[Chía P.]

Those are not flaps above her gunt, those are the new arms her body is growing for maximize her food grabbing efficiency.

 

[Owlflaps]

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Stomach gunt be looking like a Snorlax.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

After extensive research, I have attempted to answer the question, no doubt on all of our minds: how does HamBucket wipe her poopy shelf-ass?
*drumroll*
The Freedom Wand!
View attachment 1601511Are you ‘suffering’ from chronic self inflicted obesity? Can you no longer perform self care without getting ‘brown arm?’ Is your developmentally disabled, over-chinned life partner on a food run and unable to assist you wiping your soiled fupa? Have no fear, the freedom wand is here!

I have one of those which is a holder for a disposable toilet brush

 

[Bilibin]

Posted about 30 minutes ago.
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When you're in a relationship, this need to be seen as emotionally deep or troubled to strangers online should probably go away. You have a partner to confide in, you don't need other people to pat you on your shelf and tell you what a special girl you are.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

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Gorl is really rocking the quad-titty look

Since Ambers beaten obesity by lose-eeeen 80 pounds she won’t miss an opportunity to play with that greasy hair. She’s proving she can hold her arms up, maybe even wash her hair by herself. Forcing it into any scene she can. Crowbarring is a good word for it. It’s incredible that she can’t see how crazy huge she still is. You’re so right. Quad titty indeed. Very reminiscent of Bender from futurama.

Sorry if I missed this in one of the other threads but
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This might be the first time Ambers gone into & watched the same movie as her date. Usually they part ways & watch different movies. How weird is that?!?

 

[TC-P]

Am I the only one who cannot make out anything except the shoe's look like Becky's,.

Sorry if I missed this in one of the other threads but
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[8008135]

Quad titty indeed. Very reminiscent of Bender Dr. Zoidberg from futurama.

Spoiler: FTFY. But otherwise correct.

 

[peach tea]

Posted about 30 minutes ago.
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I just killed myself. I’m actually typing this from hell. I could no longer bear the will to live after seeing that.

 

[SchoolLunchlady]

Has anyone else ever looked at the food in their pantry and wondered "How long would it take Amberlynn to eat through all this?"

Or is it just me who wonders that?

Not specifically Amber but I've looked at a fridge/pantry before and wondered how quickly would a 600 lb-er empty it out.
Or alternatively, would they cry because there's no processed shit? Like cheesy potato Kelly cried at the brussel sprout.

 

[dingobaby]

With colder weather coming on, I just remembered that I've never seen Amber in a jacket. A bounty of cardigans, but not a single jacket, because fat. I doubt she will fit in one this year. That might have been fine in the fagshanty, Amber could have just waddled from the front door to the driveway to have Thumby drive her to point B. Now that she is in an apartment complex, I'm assuming there is a drafty parking garage to traverse, or some large lot. This might be a deterrent from leaving her swanky new den. I'm expecting Thumby do do a lot of haul runs this winter, with simple instructions like "bayybe, just buy anything marble, pink, and plastic foilage". (Not that I don't think Amber is already doing this, since we hardly see her out except in a passenger seat), but I wonder if in the coming cold months even getting to the car will be a Rarity.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Not just jackets or hats or even gloves; can anyone remember the last time they saw in footwear suitable for colder weather?

The few times we see her feet, she's either barefoot in the house or wearing a pair of fuzzy slippers or outdoors, typically those silly ballet flats & very rarely, a pair of running shoes.

If she's not already giving fellow complex dwellers complexes from unfiltered glimpses of her as she waddles from front door to car; they'll really be doing double takes as she majestically sails out the front door in clothing not weather appropriate.

 

[SnarlieNarlie]

Her neuropathic diabeetus feet have probably become incapable of feeling cold or heat anyway.

 

[wilderbeans]

Not just jackets or hats or even gloves; can anyone remember the last time they saw in footwear suitable for colder weather?

The few times we see her feet, she's either barefoot in the house or wearing a pair of fuzzy slippers or outdoors, typically those silly ballet flats & very rarely, a pair of running shoes.

If she's not already giving fellow complex dwellers complexes from unfiltered glimpses of her as she waddles from front door to car; they'll really be doing double takes as she majestically sails out the front door in clothing not weather appropriate.

Would a horse blanket fit her?