Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kyria the Great]

Bob isn't even aware what happens to most of the buildings that aren't built in the style that fits with the city? They usually only have a lifespan of 50 years till people are done with the eyesores and sit to rot or eventually get destroyed. People actually tend to like buildings that look like they exist in reality rather than made by some cold and calculating machines. The Modern and Post-Modern architecture styles are rather ugly bastards and why the hell one would throw massive amounts of money into the cheap and ugly buildings for to only get 60 years at best out of them beats me.

 

[BubbleButt]

Bob isn't even aware what happens to most of the buildings that aren't built in the style that fits with the city? They usually only have a lifespan of 50 years till people are done with the eyesores and sit to rot or eventually get destroyed. People actually tend to like buildings that look like they exist in reality rather than made by some cold and calculating machines. The Modern and Post-Modern architecture styles are rather ugly bastards and why the hell one would throw massive amounts of money into the cheap and ugly buildings for to only get 60 years at best out of them beats me.

"BUT SIM CITY 2000 SAID WE'D HAVE TECHNOMAGIC ARCOLOGIES AND I WANT IT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!"

 

[Adamska]

"BUT SIM CITY 2000 SAID WE'D HAVE TECHNOMAGIC ARCOLOGIES AND I WANT IT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!"

"IT'S THE GUYS WHO GROW MY HAMBURGERS' FAULT THAT THESE ARE IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE THEY MAKE FUN OF MREEEEE!" ~ Billy-Bob probably

 

[Kabuki Actor]

~ Billy-Bob probably

You're on the same level as '/sneed'ers.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

The dumbest part about this tweet is that he's complaining that we don't have these things, when we do have these things, except they aren't covered in glass.

>Sky high warehouses of shipping containers
Every modern port has these. You'll just see piles of shipping containers stacked up, ready to go on to trains or trucks.
>Above ground mass transit
Exists in cities that can support it, same with underground mass transit
>High rise health care centers
Exist
>Massive stadiums
We have too many

Bob is a visual person, everything is all about looks to him. His favorite movies are ones that are light on story but very heavy on the visuals. Stuff like the MCU or Mulan remake where stuff is constantly happening on screen, where cgi explosions and highly choreographed fights are the main selling points. The action scenes in those kinds of films are pretty impressive at times, but its all style no substance. There is no reason to care about the action scenes because the characters act in ways that take you out of the story; either they are too jokey during supposed times of crisis or are so overpowered and devoid of personality you don't really care what happens to them, but hey that laser fight scene was cool amiright? At their worst those films are nothing but a bunch of colors on screen but Bob loves them because they look cool.

A week or two ago he was posting pictures of Singapore's airport saying people should emulate them, not realizing or caring that Singapore has a very authoritarian government and having an impressive looking airport isn't worth the loss of freedom. Its a distraction from the problems at the core of their society, meant to show how advanced their country is just look the other way when you get fined 500 dollars for littering or caned for jaywalking. To him the future needs to psychically change how society looks to show we have made progress, its like his view of evolution and changing is pokemon or something whereas things change they physically get bigger and better. Even though your cell phone has more computing power than the biggest supercomputer from 1969 unless it has pylons emitting electricity from it then its not a visual representation of the future.

Like you said our current world has achieved a lot of what Bob wants out of the SUPERIOR FUTURE but in a more efficient way. One of the biggest reason why all those doomsday scenarios people have put out over the years like Malthusian collapse, Peak Oil, and Climate Change drowning New York by 2010 is because we get more efficient with technology and use less resources. Society has progressed over the last 50 years because the auto industry has created more efficient engines for buses that use less gas than before and has experimented with hybrid vehicles using renewable fuels, not because it put a shiny looking monorail that looks cool but can only go from point A to point B. The worlds universities may not be awesome looking Art Deco buildings made of glass with spires, they're a bunch of brick and mortar buildings but they can instantly communicate with sister university's across the world and your student email grants you access to knowledge from hundreds of library's for free. I know I live in a sort-of superior future compared to my Dad because when he was in college he was still using an abacus and cardboard punch cards while I was using the calculator on my cell phone between quick sessions of Candy Crush and Cookie Clicker.

As cool looking as these buildings are they are not a real representation of mankind's scientific and technological progress but Bob because of his limited mental capacity thinks a visual change to society is indicative of change and progress. He is so ignorant and so anti-intellectual he will never look into how society works and see all of the details that make it work, preferring to have societal progress spelled out to him in the most obvious way because that's the only way he can understand anything. All visual not mental.

Actually scratch everything I just said. Its easier to call him a retard and move on.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Adding on to him being a visual person, remember that he gave The Last Airbender a good review because he thought it was pretty.

 

[Marissa Moira]

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Who is "we" motherfucker? I don't see you coming up with the engineering miracles these concept arts ask for.

You do know the shit you see in epicot on disney doesn't scale nor is functional for a large city with millions of people right? It isn't about looking good and space-age, but functional and has to last forever. And no, cheering for "science" as if that does anything for progress doesn't work either.

Getting tired of this "the obsolets are holding down the future!!!" crap from Robert.

hey Robert, why don't you cut the bullshit and say what you really want, that you want to say that YOUR "future" is being held down by whatever boogeyman you made out of your bullies, republicans or some shit.

And by "future", no, we are not talking about this Jetsons fanfic you have in mind, but the fame and prestige you believe you deserve, and you think it is a right that has been denied to you by the "cruels" of the world.

Of course you can't say it outright, you are at least grounded enough to see how ridiculous this shit sounds when saying outloud, but you sure as fuck believe in it.

So, cut this proxy game bullshit "oh, boo-hoo, if only rednecks believed in science, I would have my jetpack now!", grow some balls and say what you really mean, you entitled prick.

Gee Bob, which political party has ruled cities in America for 50 years?

 

[Flexo]

having an impressive looking airport isn't worth the loss of freedom.

"That's where you're wrong, friendo."

 

[Positron]

There's definitely a Moviebob or Nazi quiz question in this one.
"If the Republic fails, they will come for us all. They will come for your children."
"That... uh yeah, that's generally how it ends for organized crime, Rabbi. I mean not the "children" thing - that's such a weird tic with you guys - but all that other stuff, yeah."

Bobby has fantasized Hillary Rodham coming down on journos who ever badmouthed her. As for organized crime, as long as they are conductive to Superior Future.

After his failure to get 10 $1 pledges in 30 minutes, Chris lowered his ambition:



Tard springs eternal.

Orange Man Bad:

What Trump is proposing to do is no different from what the Hong Kong government is doing. Chris should tell this to his big brother so he'll get Big Brother Boners.

Chris the STEM guy isn't that good at linguistic reasoning:

Trump is literally lying, but the meaning of his assertion is clear: the blue states are the hotspots of covid and drag the country-wide statistics to the mud. A huge convo ensued (which also involves sister Sarah Chipman) and I won't bother to clip it.
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As Chris grudge-wanks about Trump supposedly tearing down history education, Bob hate-wanks about wanting to tear down real history:


On Joe Trojan

Bobby has no idea how fucking unpopular Harris is even among the left.

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Bob's logorrhea over a movie called Antebellum, stanning some trashy black ho:

LOL since when does Janelle Monáe boast a range of music? All she ever does is slutpop.




In other words, not even Bobby thinks it is worth a peep if not for the diversity casting and "girl powah" pretension.

On The Boys (The Polygon article Bobby links)


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Consoom!


Something something game consoles. The original post has been deleted. Turns out Sony is Dem while Microsoft and -- gasp! -- Nintendo are both right-leaning!


Like all troons, Ellie Troon subsists on a diet of self-manufactured drama:

 

[King Dead]

On The Boys (The Polygon article Bobby links)
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Okay, time for more spoilery rebuttals to Bob's verbal diarrhea:

Spoiler: bob's dumb

In what way is Stormfront (the character) "getting the Alt-Right exactly bullseye?" Before moving to New York, she came from that bastion of right-wing white supremacy...Portland. In public, she's not going all "sieg heil 1488," she's actually shouting a lot of leftist talking points shitting on Vought for its capitalist sins. Yes, in private, she's literally murdering black people, but given the...oh, months of riots by mostly white lefties that have ruined more black lives than any cop ever could, that sure doesn't scream alt-right to me. Granted, we're only halfway through the season, so this could all change over the next four episodes, but right now, Stormfront seems like she'd be right at home among lefties to me.

Also, even if he's not explicitly saying as such, fucking lol that Bobby thinks the MCU is handling anything to do with story better than The Boys. You don't have to be a fan of the latter to know how disposable and formulaic literally every MCU movie is. I'd go out on a limb and say that The Boys does more in one episode than the MCU did from start to Endgame, to say nothing about what they've done in a season and a half.

Something something game consoles. The original post has been deleted. Turns out Sony is Dem while Microsoft and -- gasp! -- Nintendo are both right-leaning!
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Setting aside the insanely stupid attempts to claim that any video game console aligns with any political affiliation, as well as his continued dicksucking of Nintendo (along with the implication that an indie game only means anything if it gets included in Smash, fucking galaxybrain take there), y'know what platform is truly pro-indie? PC gaming. Most of the major storefronts like Steam or GoG don't care what your game is about; pay a quick fee and you're good to go. Even then, there's not really a true gatekeeper in the PC gaming space. If you want, you can just make a website with a link to a download and distribute your game to anyone, anywhere, anytime.

Bob being Bob, he doesn't think of anything beyond console gaming, and even then he really only cares about his Nintennies. I'd tell him to stick to movies, but we already know how retarded he is there. Honestly, I don't think he's good at anything besides being an obnoxious fat waste of space.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris is the most embarrassing person I’ve ever seen. He’s a fucking digital panhandler, begging for a measly dollar. Why not let people sponsor you for a nickel at this point?

 

[Positron]

y'know what platform is truly pro-indie? PC gaming.

But PC gaming brought us Gamergate!!!!!

Bobby is too cowardly to defend Netflix's pedo porn in his own words. Instead he retweet other retards:


"Dumb states"

Chris is the most embarrassing person I’ve ever seen. He’s a fucking digital panhandler, begging for a measly dollar. Why not let people sponsor you for a nickel at this point?

He is still e-begging as we speak, and now he's back to "gimme 10 patreons in 30 minutes":

He's too lazy to re-write his message.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I seriously wonder if liking the Last Jedi correlates particularly well with being flamingly Left wing, or if there are other factors, such as low IQ.

 

[King Dead]

Bobby is too cowardly to defend Netflix's pedo porn in his own words. Instead he retweet other retards:
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Since this tard loves TLJ, let me quote one of his favorite movie's lines back at him: "Amazing. Every single word of what you just said is wrong."

I seriously wonder if liking the Last Jedi correlates particularly well with being flamingly Left wing, or if there are other factors, such as low IQ.

I'd say they all correlate pretty nicely, but that's just me. Sorry lefties in the audience.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

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Who is "we" motherfucker? I don't see you coming up with the engineering miracles these concept arts ask for.

You do know the shit you see in epicot on disney doesn't scale nor is functional for a large city with millions of people right? It isn't about looking good and space-age, but functional and has to last forever. And no, cheering for "science" as if that does anything for progress doesn't work either.

Getting tired of this "the obsolets are holding down the future!!!" crap from Robert.

hey Robert, why don't you cut the bullshit and say what you really want, that you want to say that YOUR "future" is being held down by whatever boogeyman you made out of your bullies, republicans or some shit.

And by "future", no, we are not talking about this Jetsons fanfic you have in mind, but the fame and prestige you believe you deserve, and you think it is a right that has been denied to you by the "cruels" of the world.

Of course you can't say it outright, you are at least grounded enough to see how ridiculous this shit sounds when saying outloud, but you sure as fuck believe in it.

So, cut this proxy game bullshit "oh, boo-hoo, if only rednecks believed in science, I would have my jetpack now!", grow some balls and say what you really mean, you entitled prick.

Gee the future seemed so much brighter when everyone wasn't simping for black people.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

"Dumb states"
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Send them to Massachussets. Any state that plays host to a lardass who thinks MCU movies and Mountain-Dew marinated meat are the pinnacle works of civilization and a brother who thinks ditching a STEM career, donning a chicken wig and dancing for quarters on Patreon is a good idea, deserves to be called dumb.

 

[thismanlies]

Something something game consoles. The original post has been deleted. Turns out Sony is Dem while Microsoft and -- gasp! -- Nintendo are both right-leaning!

>Nintendo is right wing

I suppose he could make that argument considering how Nintendo knows better than to piss off their customers by injecting socio-political shit into their games.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bobby has fantasized Hillary Rodham coming down on journos who ever badmouthed her. As for organized crime, as long as they are conductive to Superior Future.

After his failure to get 10 $1 pledges in 30 minutes, Chris lowered his ambition:
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Tard springs eternal.

Orange Man Bad:
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What Trump is proposing to do is no different from what the Hong Kong government is doing. Chris should tell this to his big brother so he'll get Big Brother Boners.

Chris the STEM guy isn't that good at linguistic reasoning:
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Trump is literally lying, but the meaning of his assertion is clear: the blue states are the hotspots of covid and drag the country-wide statistics to the mud. A huge convo ensued (which also involves sister Sarah Chipman) and I won't bother to clip it.
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As Chris grudge-wanks about Trump supposedly tearing down history education, Bob hate-wanks about wanting to tear down real history:
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On Joe Trojan
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Bobby has no idea how fucking unpopular Harris is even among the left.

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Bob's logorrhea over a movie called Antebellum, stanning some trashy black ho:
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LOL since when does Janelle Monáe boast a range of music? All she ever does is slutpop.

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In other words, not even Bobby thinks it is worth a peep if not for the diversity casting and "girl powah" pretension.

On The Boys (The Polygon article Bobby links)
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Consoom!
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Something something game consoles. The original post has been deleted. Turns out Sony is Dem while Microsoft and -- gasp! -- Nintendo are both right-leaning!
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Like all troons, Ellie Troon subsists on a diet of self-manufactured drama:
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Good lord, that's the most autistic take, I have to pin Chris down as "autistic but not as bad as Bob" for that strawman (assuming it wasn't a deliberate bad-faith take). Anybody with a brain knows that what Drumpf is saying is the Blue states have the most cases. Not whatever the hell that smoothbrained galaxy take that shit is.

 

[Jackisnotaname]

I seriously wonder if liking the Last Jedi correlates particularly well with being flamingly Left wing, or if there are other factors, such as low IQ.

Lots of people liked The Last Jedi across the political spectrum. I think a better correlation would be using twitter to post 24/7 about every single thought you have.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Moviebob gets mentioned when talking about Cuties defenders, mentions he may do a second video on Moviebob.