Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor Placebo]

GIB ME MUH GREASEY GIBS!1

https://twitter.com/TheChippa/status/1306430306430390272

https://archive.vn/p9F1p

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I never checked out his patreon and was curious to see how well he was doing.

https://www.patreon.com/TheChippa

https://archive.vn/drI9g

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So two things...
1. Not quite Bob levels but what can you expect from someone who will never be as good as an online personality as his older brother?
2. When I went to archive the page, I was greeted with a message that said this page was archived 3 years ago. The date of the first one is listed as 1 Jul 2017 16:24. The whole page is unfortunately blank but the URL is the same. Does that mean baby brother was trying to get in on the digital donations back in 2017?

E-begging at it's finest. He's not even offering any kind of promotional material, like showing a screenshot of a new video he just made or something. It's just, "Hey guys, could you like, give me money? It'd be super awesome!" How regularly does Chris crank out his lame content for his nearly $450 of internet shekels a month (a decent chunk of which goes to Patreon)? He has at least 4 different shows listed there. Does he actually make episodes regularly? Or is this true Patreon welfare? I mean it's all shit, but if you can't produce quality at least produce quantity so you're not just ripping off your Patrons.

 

[Bolo]

Who is "we" motherfucker? I don't see you coming up with the engineering miracles these concept arts ask for.

You do know the shit you see in epicot on disney doesn't scale nor is functional for a large city with millions of people right? It isn't about looking good and space-age, but functional and has to last forever. And no, cheering for "science" as if that does anything for progress doesn't work either.

Getting tired of this "the obsolets are holding down the future!!!" crap from Robert.

hey Robert, why don't you cut the bullshit and say what you really want, that you want to say that YOUR "future" is being held down by whatever boogeyman you made out of your bullies, republicans or some shit.

And by "future", no, we are not talking about this Jetsons fanfic you have in mind, but the fame and prestige you believe you deserve, and you think it is a right that has been denied to you by the "cruels" of the world.

Of course you can't say it outright, you are at least grounded enough to see how ridiculous this shit sounds when saying outloud, but you sure as fuck believe in it.

So, cut this proxy game bullshit "oh, boo-hoo, if only rednecks believed in science, I would have my jetpack now!", grow some balls and say what you really mean, you entitled prick.

 

[Mola Ram]

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Who is "we" motherfucker? I don't see you coming up with the engineering miracles these concept arts ask for.

You do know the shit you see in epicot on disney doesn't scale nor is functional for a large city with millions of people right? It isn't about looking good and space-age, but functional and has to last forever. And no, cheering for "science" as if that does anything for progress doesn't work either.

Getting tired of this "the obsolets are holding down the future!!!" crap from Robert.

hey Robert, why don't you cut the bullshit and say what you really want, that you want to say that YOUR "future" is being held down by whatever boogeyman you made out of your bullies, republicans or some shit.

And by "future", no, we are not talking about this Jetsons fanfic you have in mind, but the fame and prestige you believe you deserve, and you think it is a right that has been denied to you by the "cruels" of the world.

Of course you can't say it outright, you are at least grounded enough to see how ridiculous this shit sounds when saying outloud, but you sure as fuck believe in it.

So, cut this proxy game bullshit "oh, boo-hoo, if only rednecks believed in science, I would have my jetpack now!", grow some balls and say what you really mean, you entitled prick.

The totality of human knowledge, spanning disciplines and theories and philosophies you needed to attend universities to have even an inkling of, are at Bob's fingertips. With today's technology you can instantly communicate with nearly every other corner of the planet instantaneously. You can zip over to Project Gutenberg and immerse yourself in too many books to be read in a single lifetime. We're so used to the idea that diseases are a thing of the past that a bug slightly worse than the average flu season has thrown the entire world into an utter panic.

But yeah, this retro Rocket Age bullshit is what we lost out on. Fuck off, Bob. Go drown your sorrows in shitty booze and shittier food.

 

[RockVolnutt]

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Who is "we" motherfucker? I don't see you coming up with the engineering miracles these concept arts ask for.

You do know the shit you see in epicot on disney doesn't scale nor is functional for a large city with millions of people right? It isn't about looking good and space-age, but functional and has to last forever. And no, cheering for "science" as if that does anything for progress doesn't work either.

Getting tired of this "the obsolets are holding down the future!!!" crap from Robert.

hey Robert, why don't you cut the bullshit and say what you really want, that you want to say that YOUR "future" is being held down by whatever boogeyman you made out of your bullies, republicans or some shit.

And by "future", no, we are not talking about this Jetsons fanfic you have in mind, but the fame and prestige you believe you deserve, and you think it is a right that has been denied to you by the "cruels" of the world.

Of course you can't say it outright, you are at least grounded enough to see how ridiculous this shit sounds when saying outloud, but you sure as fuck believe in it.

So, cut this proxy game bullshit "oh, boo-hoo, if only rednecks believed in science, I would have my jetpack now!", grow some balls and say what you really mean, you entitled prick.

I will always find it surreal that he really is upset that fictional future stuff isn't reality. The funny part is we actually are in "the future", it's just not something you'll notice as your living through it and take these things for granted. Like hell, Bob should realize he's complaining about this on a device we give to children that allows them to conjure the entire library of humanity.

 

[Rakdos92]

I can agree with Bobby on one thing, namely that we seriously lost out on uplifting architecture. You know what I mean? Stuff that isn't glass, steel, and maybe a bit of cement/stone.
Somthing like Art Deco, or Art Nouveau. Stuff that is inspiring and pleasant to look at.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

I will always find it surreal that he really is upset that fictional future stuff isn't reality. The funny part is we actually are in "the future", it's just not something you'll notice as your living through it and take these things for granted. Like hell, Bob should realize he's complaining about this on a device we give to children that allows them to conjure the entire library of humanity.

When you've been on this planet as long as Bob has, you are very capable of reflecting on how much things have changed since you were young and comprehending how much we've advanced in a relatively short amount of time. I don't think Bob is capable of reflecting on anything though.

 

[Meriasek]

I will always find it surreal that he really is upset that fictional future stuff isn't reality. The funny part is we actually are in "the future", it's just not something you'll notice as your living through it and take these things for granted. Like hell, Bob should realize he's complaining about this on a device we give to children that allows them to conjure the entire library of humanity.

Bob is too literal and too visual to get that. He lives in a boring basement apartment and everywhere he goes he only sees decidedly non-futuristic architecture, so he doesn't have a real, tangible grasp on how much humanity has achieved. He doesn't know how much technology and science goes into every single computer chip. Transistors the size of a few nanometers, he just doesn't know and doesn't appreciate the sheer madness that goes into engineering those. He's a pure pleb.

 

[Adamska]

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Who is "we" motherfucker? I don't see you coming up with the engineering miracles these concept arts ask for.

You do know the shit you see in epicot on disney doesn't scale nor is functional for a large city with millions of people right? It isn't about looking good and space-age, but functional and has to last forever. And no, cheering for "science" as if that does anything for progress doesn't work either.

Getting tired of this "the obsolets are holding down the future!!!" crap from Robert.

hey Robert, why don't you cut the bullshit and say what you really want, that you want to say that YOUR "future" is being held down by whatever boogeyman you made out of your bullies, republicans or some shit.

And by "future", no, we are not talking about this Jetsons fanfic you have in mind, but the fame and prestige you believe you deserve, and you think it is a right that has been denied to you by the "cruels" of the world.

Of course you can't say it outright, you are at least grounded enough to see how ridiculous this shit sounds when saying outloud, but you sure as fuck believe in it.

So, cut this proxy game bullshit "oh, boo-hoo, if only rednecks believed in science, I would have my jetpack now!", grow some balls and say what you really mean, you entitled prick.

More proof that Billy-Bob "learned" all of his ideas on the future by going to EPCOT as the particularly mentally feeble child he still is. Seriously, his holy site is a Disney ride, and he's so cripplingly smoothbrained he doesn't even get that Walt's attempt to create this utopian city nearly demolished his company's budget, and it took them like 15 years just to actually release something out there at all.

That he's actually retarded enough to cry over actual items that either already exist (multi floor hospitals and observation towers or whatever these concepts are), or fucking unworkable due to budget (monorail spam for cities) is more proof he's a mong.

Only a mentally retarded person who needs to be in a tard home would think that it's people who are at fault for these rocket age ideas that are pure ads for the company to not exist.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

So prior to today's revelations about Linkara, he had a massive spergout last night and what would you know? Bob showed up to white knight him.

The comment that started it:

Spoiler: The Tweetstorm that followed

 

[lolwatagain]

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Who is "we" motherfucker? I don't see you coming up with the engineering miracles these concept arts ask for.

You do know the shit you see in epicot on disney doesn't scale nor is functional for a large city with millions of people right? It isn't about looking good and space-age, but functional and has to last forever. And no, cheering for "science" as if that does anything for progress doesn't work either.

Getting tired of this "the obsolets are holding down the future!!!" crap from Robert.

hey Robert, why don't you cut the bullshit and say what you really want, that you want to say that YOUR "future" is being held down by whatever boogeyman you made out of your bullies, republicans or some shit.

And by "future", no, we are not talking about this Jetsons fanfic you have in mind, but the fame and prestige you believe you deserve, and you think it is a right that has been denied to you by the "cruels" of the world.

Of course you can't say it outright, you are at least grounded enough to see how ridiculous this shit sounds when saying outloud, but you sure as fuck believe in it.

So, cut this proxy game bullshit "oh, boo-hoo, if only rednecks believed in science, I would have my jetpack now!", grow some balls and say what you really mean, you entitled prick.

The dumbest part about this tweet is that he's complaining that we don't have these things, when we do have these things, except they aren't covered in glass.

>Sky high warehouses of shipping containers
Every modern port has these. You'll just see piles of shipping containers stacked up, ready to go on to trains or trucks.
>Above ground mass transit
Exists in cities that can support it, same with underground mass transit
>High rise health care centers
Exist
>Massive stadiums
We have too many

 

[Mola Ram]

So prior to today's revelations about Linkara, he had a massive spergout last night and what would you know? Bob showed up to white knight him.

The comment that started it:
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Spoiler: The Tweetstorm that followed

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Fellas, can you not suck each other's dicks in public like this. Please.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The dumbest part about this tweet is that he's complaining that we don't have these things, when we do have these things, except they aren't covered in glass.

>Sky high warehouses of shipping containers
Every modern port has these. You'll just see piles of shipping containers stacked up, ready to go on to trains or trucks.
>Above ground mass transit
Exists in cities that can support it, same with underground mass transit
>High rise health care centers
Exist
>Massive stadiums
We have too many

Yeah but do they have a shitty 50's future design?

So prior to today's revelations about Linkara, he had a massive spergout last night and what would you know? Bob showed up to white knight him.

The comment that started it:
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Spoiler: The Tweetstorm that followed

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He followed it up with this

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1306491345050140672

https://archive.vn/YKO2p

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Yeah but do they have a shitty 50's future design?

He followed it up with this

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1306491345050140672

https://archive.vn/YKO2p

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Oh god if there is ever a Moviebob and Linkara crossover, that would just create a singularity of smug elitism given how Linkara and Bob are probably the most smug reviewers around the internet.

 

[Red Hood]

More proof that Billy-Bob "learned" all of his ideas on the future by going to EPCOT as the particularly mentally feeble child he still is. Seriously, his holy site is a Disney ride, and he's so cripplingly smoothbrained he doesn't even get that Walt's attempt to create this utopian city nearly demolished his company's budget, and it took them like 15 years just to actually release something out there at all.

That he's actually retarded enough to cry over actual items that either already exist (multi floor hospitals and observation towers or whatever these concepts are), or fucking unworkable due to budget (monorail spam for cities) is more proof he's a mong.

Only a mentally retarded person who needs to be in a tard home would think that it's people who are at fault for these rocket age ideas that are pure ads for the company to not exist.

And the company does still exist.

Yeah but do they have a shitty 50's future design?

He followed it up with this

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1306491345050140672

https://archive.vn/YKO2p

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Thoughtful stuff from a nasty cockslut

 

[Adamska]

And the company does still exist.

I mainly referred to the concept art not being reality and Bob the stupid smoothbrain wants to gas the normals for that art not being reality, though it's nice to know the elevator company is still around.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Bob literally doesn't understand that despite all the advances in material science, we haven't reached the era where all of that would not only be feasible but be safe in case of disaster.

He doesn't think about how all that glass, being used in say, LA, would translate into thousands dead when an earthquake caused it all to shatter. Even Lexan and Plexiglass, hell, even Pyrex, would cause tons of deaths because of the lack of tensile strength against sheer forces.

Even a fucking high school dropout can see the problem inherent in that pretty elevator advertisement.

Flying cars + Modern Drivers = Death from Above

Jetpacks + Modern People = Death from Above

Glass Architecture + Real World = Death from Above

Bob's smoothbrain takes on everything, including movies, are so hilariously stupid that even the biggest stereotype from Bob's brain of Cletus the Slackjawed Yokel would look at what Bob wants and list off the problems with it.

And despite what he thinks, it doesn't matter who is in charge when it comes to materials science. Everyone wants it, for different reasons, but everyone wants it.

He's just too big of a mong to understand that.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

All of that glass shit might fly in Boston, but it would be a nightmare of climate control in huge areas of the US.

 

[Mola Ram]

All of that glass shit might fly in Boston, but it would be a nightmare of climate control in huge areas of the US.

Except it doesn't. It hasn't. Bob's love of glass buildings is something I never really thought about, but as a proud heap of Boston trash, you'd think he'd have heard of the John Hancock Tower, aka the Plywood Palace.

The Plywood Palace Boston

The Plywood Palace in Boston, or the John Hancock Tower, a famous skyscraper that had many construction problems including the giant windows falling out and down to the street below.

www.celebrateboston.com

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The only thing I can think of on what The Superior Future Bob claims he “earned” is something similar to Hunger Games.

 

[Adamska]

Except it doesn't. It hasn't. Bob's love of glass buildings is something I never really thought about, but as a proud heap of Boston trash, you'd think he'd have heard of the John Hancock Tower, aka the Plywood Palace.

The Plywood Palace Boston

The Plywood Palace in Boston, or the John Hancock Tower, a famous skyscraper that had many construction problems including the giant windows falling out and down to the street below.

www.celebrateboston.com

It's not some c-grade kids' shows (since the Super Show and Captain N are sub most b-grade) he watched on TV or poorly played games of. It's a real thing he has no interest in because local history is something he never bothered to learn about. He never left Lynn barring trips and cons I think.