Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bolo]

Movie Bob honoring the memmory of the great Stan by wanting the film industy to change the race of all of his characters.
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No one would give a shit Robert.

Yeah, clickbait bellyaching and twitter slap fight would ensue, but that is just the "new normal" as people say. Rest of us? whatever, as far as I am concerned every single character in the capeshit movies or comics can be a POC trans genderfluid pansexual person. Just go for it, bang that drum.

As far as casting goes, this one sucks, because Will Smith can't do right if he doesn't play "charisma man", with the exception maybe of "the pursuit of happiness" and Reed Richards is anything but "charsima man".

He is my favorite of the fantastic 4, and his whole deal is that as much of a genius he is, his tragedy is that he is stuck on his own head and has a really hard time reaching out to his family, even his wife, and so he behaves in a selfish way, carring guilty for "creating" Dr. Doom and what happened to Ben and arrogance for thinking he can solve any problem by himself and his big brain, and that is constantly coming back to bite him on his elastic ass.

Reed has a really hard time expressing himself, and you wanna cast him with an actor that only works when he is mugging the camera?

 

[The Nothingness]

Movie Bob honoring the memmory of the great Stan by wanting the film industy to change the race of all of his characters.
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Now watch him REEE if someone posted a pic of Channing Tatum as the next Black Panther.

 

[Big Butts Bunny]

Movie Bob honoring the memory of the great Stan by wanting the film industy to change the race of all of his characters.
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As someone who is looking forward to the MCU interpretation of the Fantastic Four, please no. As much as I like Smith, Reed Richards is white and has been white his entire comic history. Besides, Smith (as charismatic as he is) acts the same in nearly every movie.

Also, I don't understand the logic that Reed has to be black because Kang is played by a black actor because ...

1. While Kang is a descendant of Reed, there is still thousands of generations in-between them. Plenty of time to race mix. It's sort of relevant that @Null himself posted his DNA results on twitter that revealed he's 4% Black, yet he looks pretty fucking white.

4. Even then, Kang isn't white or black, he's fucking blue. I doubt pure Europeans or Africans will even exist thousands of years in the future.

So yeah, stop shitting on Stan Lee's legacy Bob!

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Movie Bob honoring the memmory of the great Stan by wanting the film industy to change the race of all of his characters.
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It's obvious Marvel's counting on the fan backlash so they can play the race card to brush off any criticism for the MCU Fantastic Four. Just like with Captain Marvel, if anyone brings up a problem with the film when it comes out, they can just be labeled as "toxic fans" and get their arguments invalidated.

 

[William Shatner]

Movie Bob honoring the memmory of the great Stan by wanting the film industy to change the race of all of his characters.
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They changed the Human torch race in the failed F4 reboot and I think no one really gave a shit outside the usual geek retards. Even I liked the change and Johnny is the least iconic member of the team anyway, who has the Humantorch as their favorite hero?

But honestly, Will has a lot in common with the character...

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Now watch him REEE if someone posted a pic of Channing Tatum as the next Black Panther.

Get Joaquin Phoenix to play Black Panther and have Todd Phillips to direct part two.

 

[Red Hood]

As someone who is looking forward to the MCU interpretation of the Fantastic Four, please no. As much as I like Smith, Reed Richards is white and has been white his entire comic history. Besides, Smith (as charismatic as he is) acts the same in nearly every movie.

Also, I don't understand the logic that Reed has to be black because Kang is played by a black actor because ...

1. While Kang is a descendant of Reed, there is still thousands of generations in-between them. Plenty of time to race mix. It's sort of relevant that @Null himself posted his DNA results on twitter that revealed he's 4% Black, yet he looks pretty fucking white.

4. Even then, Kang isn't white or black, he's fucking blue. I doubt pure Europeans or Africans will even exist thousands of years in the future.

So yeah, stop shitting on Stan Lee's legacy Bob!

First off I hear that Will Smith has a clause in his contract allowing for his non-Oscar bait movies to be rewritten to be more "Will Smith".

Second, WB couldn't get Smith back for Hot Topic present's James Gunn's DC's The Suicide Squad. He may have soured on the whole superhero movie thing.

Maybe I'm optimistic.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

They changed the Human torch race in the failed F4 reboot and I think no one really gave a shit outside the usual geek retards. Even I liked the change and Johnny is the least iconic member of the team anyway, who has the Humantorch as their favorite hero?

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Lol the fantastic cuck. Has the ability to stretch his dignity and wife's holes.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Movie Bob honoring the memmory of the great Stan by wanting the film industy to change the race of all of his characters.
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Will Smith can't act for shit when he's playing serious characters (with some minor exceptions) especially as a scientist. Then again Bob probably would've had the same reaction for any random black actor cause we know Bob doesn't really give a shit about these black related issues except to suck up to others to be part of the cultural elite Bob believes himself to be in.

 

[The tired cat]

Movie Bob honoring the memmory of the great Stan by wanting the film industy to change the race of all of his characters.
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You know, if they're gonna get Will Smith to play Reed Richards, I want them to have him play the Ultimate Version. Mostly because that version went nuts and became a supervillain because Sue Storm broke up with him, I'm not even fucking kidding....

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

Oh, yeah the Maker.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I'm not even fucking kidding....

It's even crazier than that,

Spoiler: A Universe Sized Abortion Weapon

In the Ultimate universe, the Fantastic Four get their powers from a teleportation accident instead of a space travel accident.
Later on, when Galactus attacks, Reed comes up with the galaxy brained idea of connecting a teleportation portal between his universe and a universe in the middle of their Big Bang.
This would create a weapon that blasts Galactus with the power of an exploding universe, the downside being incalculable destruction caused to said host universe.
The rest of the FF understandably finds the idea of a weapon powered by aborting a universe pretty monstrous, and breaks away from Reed after the act.
The connotations of a pro-life analogy are hard to avoid, so the odds of Disney taking this on are pretty slim.

 

[Bolo]

Its incredible how much the ultimate marvel universe was fucked.

Everything not Spiderman turned intro unreadable trash. And even so, Bendis later killed the ultimate Peter parker so he could introduce Miles Morales, beause Bendis adopted a black kid and by god, he was going to represent his kid on every single marvel character he got his hands on.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Its incredible how much the ultimate marvel universe was fucked.

Everything not Spiderman turned intro unreadable trash. And even so, Bendis later killed the ultimate Peter parker so he could introduce Miles Morales, beause Bendis adopted a black kid and by god, he was going to represent his kid on every single marvel character he got his hands on.

Then he jumped the DC and created Naomi while fucking up the Superman family beyond recognition.

 

[Adamska]

Chippa's put on 40-50 lbs since those heady days.

Begging must be fattening.

It's because he refuses to put any energy at the job he may or may not still have. Seriously, do we know if he's still gainfully employed, or is he just trying to do what his mentally challenged brother is doing because he thinks it has to be so easy a smoothbrain can do it. All I do know is that it comes off as and is pretty much true that he's just wanting to beg as the pathetic brother of a hateful retard who wants to gas the normal humans.

 

[BubbleButt]

Part of me thinks that Bob takes that joke that "change the subject in a sensationalist headline to be 'Two Guys from Iowa' to see if it's still important" seriously and that's why he hates the midwasteland so goddamn much.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Second, WB couldn't get Smith back for Hot Topic present's James Gunn's DC's The Suicide Squad. He may have soured

I believe it was scheduling problems.

It's why Idris Elba is playing Bloodsport.

 

[Red Hood]

It's because he refuses to put any energy at the job he may or may not still have. Seriously, do we know if he's still gainfully employed, or is he just trying to do what his mentally challenged brother is doing because he thinks it has to be so easy a smoothbrain can do it. All I do know is that it comes off as and is pretty much true that he's just wanting to beg as the pathetic brother of a hateful retard who wants to gas the normal humans.

Plus, he's a Craft Beer afficionado now. Those guys pack on the excess calories like there's no tomorrow.

Its incredible how much the ultimate marvel universe was fucked.

Everything not Spiderman turned intro unreadable trash. And even so, Bendis later killed the ultimate Peter parker so he could introduce Miles Morales, beause Bendis adopted a black kid and by god, he was going to represent his kid on every single marvel character he got his hands on.

Ultimate Marvel was the point where I just could not even pretend to give a fuck about Marvel anymore. It reeked of "come on, teenagers! We're still with it!"

 

[Jarolleon]

You have to move the goalposts. If your entire identity revolves around being progressive or oppressed or anti-establishment, you can never say that things are "good enough".

Moving the goalposts is also "progress" or "pushing the envelope". Your slippery slope can be their continual improvement, fixing society one "problem" at a time.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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