Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 40 9.3%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 52 12.1%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 71 16.5%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 140 32.5%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 17 3.9%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 20 4.6%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 50 11.6%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 41 9.5%
  • Total voters
    431
Lurk said:
Lol as if being 'stuck' in the house means anything to you Lou, you never leave it
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No idea what this is about. Looks like he's been in a shitload of slapfights again, could be any of them
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People are still stuck in their houses because politicians (mostly Democrats) keep blocking a full reopening. They want to keep people scared and paranoid to keep them controlled. We would be much better off just going back to life as normal with the precautions of wearing masks and keeping up social distancing. The closures were only supposed to take long enough to "flatten the curve" and not overwhelm our health care system.

And I'm sure Louie is absolutely LOATHE to beg for that money. He really doesn't want to, but he NEEDS that money! He NEEDS it because he WANTS that new iPad, you guys! So you can see his dilemma here. Since no one is getting the hint he's ever so subtly dropping and no one is giving him money of their own volition, he now has to fall back on asking for money every five minutes until he gets what he WANTS...I mean NEEDS. Which is money for the latest iPad. And then a Playstation 5.

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I'm guessing he got into an argument with his family. Probably over him being a lazy, shiftless lay-about who does nothing to help the household. And he's probably not keeping his room clean for when prospective home buyers come to view the house. Obviously this is "transphobic violence" against Louie Lard-ass...or at least he's going to play it up as such for attention.
 
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Lou has unlocked. Here's everything from his timeline since the last post shared here, in order from oldest to newest. It seems like his mom called the cops on him :story: Scroll to the bottom for a lulzy, bizarre post from Momma's Facebook
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Momma Gags shared this on Facebook without any context whatsoever
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Lurk said:
Lou has unlocked. Here's everything from his timeline since the last post shared here, in order from oldest to newest. It seems like his mom called the cops on him :story: Scroll to the bottom for a lulzy, bizarre post from Momma's Facebook
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Christ Almighty what I wouldn’t give to have been a fly on the wall during all this :story:

Lou gets the cops called on him for assaulting his mom over bills, the cops apparently know that family because of previous bullshit and mediated and told him to shut up and go to his room, and in the same day his mom is in a slap fight with a neighbor who calls her out on having a 40 year old kid that refuses to get a job.

The Lou Gets Evicted arc is near, my fellow Terrorists, I can feel it.
 
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Lurk said:
Momma Gags shared this on Facebook without any context whatsoever
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My reading on this is that she's getting nasty FB DMs from one of her neighbours, and then threatening them back? Seems she's had a dispute with them for quite a while, maybe one of the reasons she wants to move. They seem to share our concerns about letting Lou near children too. Maybe they were complaining about the noise of her fighting with Lou? Though from the wording of the message it seems that they think Mama Gags is poking her nose into their private business, not the other way around.

There's a tendency in this thread for people to go all "oh poor Mama Gags" but we tend to forget that she has a criminal conviction for literally stealing toys from orphaned children. She's a massive, semi-literate piece of shit and I think that Lou learned many of his worst traits from her. If they're fighting (which is exactly zero surprise) then they deserve each other, frankly.
 
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My reading on this is that she's getting nasty FB DMs from one of her neighbours, and then threatening them back? Seems she's had a dispute with them for quite a while, maybe one of the reasons she wants to move. They seem to share our concerns about letting Lou near children too. Maybe they were complaining about the noise of her fighting with Lou? Though from the wording of the message it seems that they think Mama Gags is poking her nose into their private business, not the other way around.

There's a tendency in this thread for people to go all "oh poor Mama Gags" but we tend to forget that she has a criminal conviction for literally stealing toys from orphaned children. She's a massive, semi-literate piece of shit and I think that Lou learned many of his worst traits from her. If they're fighting (which is exactly zero surprise) then they deserve each other, frankly.
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Yeah Momma Gags is just a slightly smaller piece of shit than her son, but piece of shit she is. Having a son like Lou is probably karmic justice. If you are able to wade through her illiterate facebook posts you'll see that she quite frequently bitches about her neighbours on there. All of it is nonsensical and difficult to read because of just how retarded she is but its all similar to the stuff Lou has posted about them setting off fireworks and burning shit in their garden. She talks a lot of shit about them though, probably thinking they'd never see it so its beautiful to see that they are now aware of her shitfits about them online. Again, dat karma is swinging around on her.
 
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Lou has unlocked. Here's everything from his timeline since the last post shared here, in order from oldest to newest. It seems like his mom called the cops on him :story: Scroll to the bottom for a lulzy, bizarre post from Momma's Facebook
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Would you look at this bountiful bounty of belligerent buffoonery on display! Haven't seen a display of white trash idiocy like this since Jerry Springer and COPS went off the air. What a classy family.

And I honestly wouldn't be shocked if Louie got physically violent over being asked to contribute to the household bills and finances. He's a lazy, selfish, greedy loser who only cares about himself and his own materialistic gain. I'm also glad to see I'm not the only one who gets pedophile vibes from Louie. If his neighbors think he's a child molester then it must be coming off of him like BO stank.

Lou’s Biggest Fan said:
Christ Almighty what I wouldn’t give to have been a fly on the wall during all this :story:

Lou gets the cops called on him for assaulting his mom over bills, the cops apparently know that family because of previous bullshit and mediated and told him to shut up and go to his room, and in the same day his mom is in a slap fight with a neighbor who calls her out on having a 40 year old kid that refuses to get a job.

The Lou Gets Evicted arc is near, my fellow Terrorists, I can feel it.
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If Mama Gags hasn't kicked his worthless ass to the curb yet then I doubt she ever will. She knows Louie better than any of us, so she can probably tell that he has no hope of ever functioning like a grown-ass adult who can care for himself. She doesn't want to see her baby boy die alone on the streets because he's too lazy and retarded to find employment, keep a job, and be self-sufficient.

Spunt said:
My reading on this is that she's getting nasty FB DMs from one of her neighbours, and then threatening them back? Seems she's had a dispute with them for quite a while, maybe one of the reasons she wants to move. They seem to share our concerns about letting Lou near children too. Maybe they were complaining about the noise of her fighting with Lou? Though from the wording of the message it seems that they think Mama Gags is poking her nose into their private business, not the other way around.

There's a tendency in this thread for people to go all "oh poor Mama Gags" but we tend to forget that she has a criminal conviction for literally stealing toys from orphaned children. She's a massive, semi-literate piece of shit and I think that Lou learned many of his worst traits from her. If they're fighting (which is exactly zero surprise) then they deserve each other, frankly.
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Nah, I've got no sympathy for Mama Gags. It's kind of like the situation with Chris and Barb Chandler where a lot of the shitty, scummy traits the child has were learned from the parent. I have no doubt that much of Louie's selfishness, greed, grifting schemes, belligerence, and manipulative attention whoring were learned from growing up with his mother. One of her son's is a shiftless, worthless, jobless lay-about and the other is a junkie in rehab. World-class mother, she is.
 
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He must be getting desperate if he’s revealing his bank account.

He’s so consoomer sick he can’t wait 2 days to order his 19th iPad. Gotta get that dopamine rush now. And to think. He could have given that money to his mom to smoothe over things about bills. Wish I could be a fly on the wall when a brand new Apple box shows up.
 
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archive is in queue right now, but now has Ace changed the story of why the cops were called and is now trying to e-beg off of it.

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This is supposed to make him look GOOD? That reads like 'he was literally throwing boxes of shit at his elderly parents, to the point where they were scared enough to call the police'. This looks just as bad as the 'mom was scared I broke her finger', this gives more of a story that pretty much any reasonable person would react to with sharing that parents' concern.
 
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"My friends aren't real."
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Sure they are. They're names are Franklin, Lincoln, Jackson, Hamilton, Jefferson........

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This is supposed to make him look GOOD? That reads like 'he was literally throwing boxes of shit at his elderly parents,
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You let him off too easy. That's elderly, immunocompromised, disabled, dead mother parents.
 
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He must be getting desperate if he’s revealing his bank account.
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I guess it shouldn't come as a surprise that he has no savings account and no-one would ever issue him a line of credit. You'd see the graphic extend if he had either of them, since Citizens bunches accounts together. Oh, to see what transactions pop up if he were to hit that 'view' button.
 
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Lurk said:
Lou has unlocked. Here's everything from his timeline since the last post shared here, in order from oldest to newest. It seems like his mom called the cops on him :story: Scroll to the bottom for a lulzy, bizarre post from Momma's Facebook
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Truly, Lou's utter lack of self awareness is the greatest gift of all. The real question was "Why are you a 36-year-old NEET still living with your parents?" and he doesn't hear it at all. (And LOL at "I currently am unemployed." We already know you haven't drawn a paycheck in a decade, because you've told us.)

And then the cop SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM. And instead of taking the interaction as a sign that he should reevaluate his life from the ground up, he tweets it out to his enablers, because he thinks he's the biiiiig victim in all of this.
 
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