🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Fucking pessimists. Gaydor will save the day like he always does for his master and adopt the little guntling. With Gaydors ample bosom to suckle from and his really real and really hot girlfriends latino predisposition to taking care of ( it pain me to say in this case ) huwhite children the little guntspawn stands a reasonable chance to achieve the maximum his genes allow for , truck stop hooker or diabetus disability check recipient.
 
Politics, fad diets, & maximum gainz with a lunkhead
I feel a little bad because Marc seems like a nice, affable dude, as much as I poke fun at him.
Yeah from what little of your snipe I watched, he seemed like a nice guy to be around even if he does sell some hokum (although I've never looked into his products to know if they're reasonably legit or not). Again from what little I caught, his advice on diet and exercise was sound and easily applicable. He wasn't encouraging crash, paleo, or keto diets as some kind of panacea as far as I could tell, which immediately increases his legitimacy in my eyes.

Little lore on him, if it is who I think it is. He recently has been trying to drive drama with Chris(?) Cuomo (the one who works for CNN I get them mixed up) because he was "working out" with a gag 100lb weight in a joke video by doing shoulder presses with it while typing at his desk with the other hand. I'm no fan of CNN or the Cuomos, but his whole complaint seemed ridiculous because that was obviously a gag thing he had in his office and it isn't like Cuomo isn't pretty ripped.
saying his street-shitting is a form of political activism
To be fair, if you lived in a city where people shitting outside your house, workplace, leisure space... was an issue bringing the shit to the powerful politicians front lawns is a pretty funny and apt political statement. Still pretty gross.
I'm really looking forward to Ralph's election night stream. He's currently stuck in cornered animal mode, hissing and thrashing and trying to attack anyone that moves. He really thinks he can pull an ensemble cast of eCelebs to show up that night despite getting aggressive with anyone who looks at him funny these days. Careful about who you tell to eat a dick, Ralphie.
I'm sort of wondering who the audience for a Ralph election stream is at this point. All the Groypers and groyper adjacent will be watching Nick Fuentes. All the boomercons will be watching Fox or Infowars. All the Xers will be watching Crowder. I'm sure the wignats will set something up with JF, Kike Enoch or whoever. Others will probably watch someone like Styx.
I would be more interested in his and Kaz's ban lists for the killstream which prides itself of being able to say anything. I remember Ralph telling JF banning people for saying mean things to be bitchmade. I bet he would be scrolling for a bit with all the accounts he has banned, to the point without the stickers his chat is a fucking ghost town. I would be willing to bet there is only like 50 to 100 posters at the most active in his chat. Without those stickers his chat is slower than Tonkas'.
It's funny that JF has been proven completely correct insofar as show management to not be taken off youtube. There's a lot to make fun of JF for, but apparently the way he has handled the "community" aspect of his social media and controversy isn't one of them. It's hilarious to see the people who made fun of him for that be totally deplatformed because of their failure to do so.
 
I was watching this
and I wanted to point something out about Ralph's claims of Amphetamine abuse.
I'm not gonna say it's impossible Ade has never done or tried Meth, but I find it highly unlikely for everything Godwinson pointed out especially if Ade has a legal prescription for Adderall.

What I did want to point out that was provably bullshit was the claim that Ade takes 18 pills a day.
- The lowest dosage of Adderall is 5mg, most common prescribed dose is 10mg, even an abuser will usually not have more than 80mg for a regular "fix". Ralph is putting Ade at 90mg a day as her average use on her regular dosage she HAS to have to get a daily fix on the lowest dosage, and 180mg of what most people are prescribed. While not impossible this is where a user would enter territory where this high of a dosage would be obvious and Ade doesn't seem to display those signs.
- Adderall is a controlled substance. This means you have a limit on how many pills a month you can get based on FDA regulated use. In the case of someone like Ade, IF she was taking 90mg a day the doctor would just bump her up on the mg dosage. I'm not sure what the limit on Adderall is pill wise but I've never seen any more than taking 3 a day for a 1 month supply when I was in college (and I'm sure restrictions have tightened up since then). She MAYBE would of been able to get a 3 month supply because of COVID depending on her insurance, but again this is highly unlikely because its a controlled substance and a doctor wouldn't wanna deal with DEA asking them question and stick with 1 month fills. 18 a day would be 540 pills a month, a 3 times a day (90 pills) dosage for 3 months at once is 270. The math doesn't add up. Again not saying Ade has not occasionally taken more pills than she needed for recreational purposes, but 18 pills a day is such a dumb lie it's embarrassing.
-Didn't Ralph go after Joosh for "leaking DM's"? Now Ralph is doing the same?
 
@theralph why dont you reach out to some of these agriculture scientists talking about whats happening in various states with farms and stuff.

maybe something not alt right for once. Idk I just got done picking up some cattle and dropping them off so it made me think about it.

your fatass wont listen or take good advice to fix your garbage show so whatever
 
I find it odd that the gunt looks so ecstatic whenever he talks about his friendship with destiny. Not knowing much about the faggot, I was reading through his thread and found this gem:


When asked a straight forward question about what he thinks the age of consent should be, destiny spergs out for a bit but eventually makes a coherent point (even though he still doesn't answer the question, lol). The point being that relationships should be thought of in terms of "life stages" even envisioning a scenario where a 25 year old could take advantage of an 18 year old.
:thinking:
I'm sure destiny has a big brained take on why the gunt's situation isn't like this at all.

@theralph what kind of dirt do you have on this guy? Also, didn't you just disavow amphetamine users? When was the last time destiny had less than 30 mg of adderall in his system? When he was faith's age maybe?
 
Keep it up @theralph

im excited for Dames new series...
ITS DA SOYLESS RALPH SHOW!!! JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJA UH OH! ETHAN RALPH IS KIDNAPPING KIDS! WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT!? JAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! GATOR! GATOR! DAME IS ALOGGIN ME FROM CHILE! JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA



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IT'S DA XANAX RALPH SHOW!!! JAJAJAJA
 
In all this talk about eggs. Has anyone else noticed Matthew Vickers twitter has been deleted?

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Also down. nooooooooo
Mrs V is still up, I would guess if they were giving up both accounts would be gone, no?
Maybe they left one account up as a means for Faith to communicate just in case. Also Godwinson's is down for the millionth time.
 
he also literally returned from jail to have a gamergate score settling gauntlet on the kumite where he kept yelling for people to come at him, and where he reed arguing with kop. no hes always been the same he just somehow managed to trick some people for a brief window because he was propped up by loyal capos. its also strange to me that ralph blames kiwifarms when kiwi generally liked him or his show until he sperged out at everyone else. he has this revisionist history going on where the kiwifarms was always against him
I actually had no memory of this until you mentioned it, and even then I just remember listening to it, thinking it was some of the most boring shit in the world and not paying much attention.
I tried looking but since Tonka took down everything from when the Kumite was actually listenable, it seems to be gone forever.
 
I actually had no memory of this until you mentioned it, and even then I just remember listening to it, thinking it was some of the most boring shit in the world and not paying much attention.
I tried looking but since Tonka took down everything from when the Kumite was actually listenable, it seems to be gone forever.
its no great loss, just a footnote useful to bring up for things like this, it was literally just listening to ralph say "where all those mutherfuckers from gg who called me a liability at!" and desperately begging no name spergs from then to come on and fight ralph. wish we had the reeeeeeeeeee still though that was the only good moment
 
I find it odd that the gunt looks so ecstatic whenever he talks about his friendship with destiny. Not knowing much about the faggot, I was reading through his thread and found this gem:


When asked a straight forward question about what he thinks the age of consent should be, destiny spergs out for a bit but eventually makes a coherent point (even though he still doesn't answer the question, lol). The point being that relationships should be thought of in terms of "life stages" even envisioning a scenario where a 25 year old could take advantage of an 18 year old.
:thinking:
I'm sure destiny has a big brained take on why the gunt's situation isn't like this at all.

@theralph what kind of dirt do you have on this guy? Also, didn't you just disavow amphetamine users? When was the last time destiny had less than 30 mg of adderall in his system? When he was faith's age maybe?
Very good points, I've just listened to 1 hour of the infamous Destiny livestream with Cokeski, Tonka, Venti and the whole tribe of low IQ grifters and the seeds of guntguarding are definitely there (he doxxed a 15yo because he was threatening his income via ddos attacks, he had pictures of an underage girl and so on)
Tonight's live is unironically going to be very interesting if Steven wants to give us his hot take about the latest Gunt season.

schizo prediction: Destiny will understand associating with ER is a kamikaze move and will talk Dick into breaking up with him
 
its also strange to me that ralph blames kiwifarms when kiwi generally liked him or his show until he sperged out at everyone else. he has this revisionist history going on where the kiwifarms was always against him
Because to him even the slightest criticism is considered a personal attack.
 
Didn't he say he would stop the guntposting altogether if it turned out Faith was pregnant for fear of causing a miscarriage? Maybe he received information that met his evidentiary standards "proving" Faith is indeed incubating a guntling.
He did. He also said he would be quiet if there were legal issues though. Regardless of the reason, he's deleted, and the damage is already done - whether it's for familial or legal reasons.
 
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