Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 39 9.1%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 51 11.9%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 71 16.6%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 139 32.5%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 17 4.0%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 20 4.7%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 50 11.7%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 41 9.6%
  • Total voters
    428
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Ninja'd by Great Dane, but I'm publishing this anyway because I already wrote it and made the archives and whatnot:

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A few things to unpack here:
  • You know, I'm sure we've all experienced a few delays receiving shipments from Amazon over the past few months. It can be frustrating, especially when it's something you really need or are looking forward to. When it's a gift for someone else, though, and it's not tied to a birthday or something like that, I'd think the urgency would be a bit less. But to Lou, anything that doesn't go exactly the way it should is the end of the world.
  • So instead of contacting Amazon customer support like a normal person, he puts the company on blast on Twitter, because that way he gets to publicly show off what a great guy he is for buying a friend a gift (very cheap, wanted to be nice).
  • And I'm sure that Shane Joseph Wilson appreciates you putting his name out there, Lou, or didn't you notice that you forgot to redact his name in the third screenshot? Or maybe that's part of the grift, to let everyone know what a great friend he is to Shane Joseph Wilson.
  • Also notice that Lou subscribes to Amazon Prime at $119 a year. #TransCrowdFund #PovertyCrowdFund #EmergencyCrowdFund
So then Amazon robo-replies with some actual semi-useful information (the longer than usual delivery times are a known issue and are expected to be temporary), and Lou snipes back with what may be the single pissiest, most passive-aggressive tweet I've ever seen him write:

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Fantastic stuff. Looks like we're in for a great day of Louwatching, yinz guys.
 
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I find it hilarious that he has such problems with deliveries. I order quite a bit off Amazon with Prime, and I have gotten my last two orders in one day ahead of time. Granted I am in a large city with a distribution center not far away, but holy shit the way he complains makes me think there are notes on every CS computer flagging this chump. I love how easy it is to get under his skin; at the same time, I feel terrible for the people that have to deal with him every. single. day.
 
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Great Dane said:
archive is in queue right now, but now has Ace changed the story of why the cops were called and is now trying to e-beg off of it.

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I know I'm reaching for the low hanging fruit here, but that cartoon being in a trash can is very apropos for Lou
 
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Ooooh, we're getting there. "Homeless amputee begging for loose change" arc, here we go!
It really should have healed quite easily, but he just had to torture that wound. What a fucking dumbass, goddamn.
Neosporin and bandages won't help you, Lardo-boy. This wound won't heal normally, even if he suddenly decides to leave it alone, this is going to need a minor surgery to correct.

Edit: someone other than me or @Great Dane archived the tweet, here it is:
 
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Great Dane said:
archive is in queue right now, but now has Ace changed the story of why the cops were called and is now trying to e-beg off of it.

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There's so much to swallow with this lie before anyone can believe him saying this video game was a gift. For those who don't know, that game came out today.

So to go through it all, despite never stating he wanted it, this individual Louis refuses to name, who also doesn't so much as give a "you're welcome" when he celebrates this inexplicable gift coming in, somehow manages to pre-order a game for somebody else and, even more unbelievably, deliver it to him the very day the game is released, somehow circumventing all postage time it would feasibly spend in transit, and then Louis decides to remove the game from the box it would have been sent in through the mail, unwraps the plastic from the game, slams it onto the floor, and takes a photo.

Looking into it, the lowest estimates I can find for a game being delivered by mail even with a pre-order is at least a one-to-two-day wait. Unless Louis and his nonexistent friend both own a teleporter, I don't think anyone would buy that.

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Thank you, Norman for archiving that. This may need to be archived too, archive.md still is taking a while for me.
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I'm not just saying this for the sake of a joke, his foot legitimately looks like a pig's hoof.

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_01 said:
There's so much to swallow with this lie before anyone can believe him saying this video game was a gift. For those who don't know, that game came out today.

So to go through it all, despite never stating he wanted it, this individual Louis refuses to name, who also doesn't so much as give a "you're welcome" when he celebrates this inexplicable gift coming in, somehow manages to pre-order a game for somebody else and, even more unbelievably, deliver it to him the very day the game is released, somehow circumventing all postage time it would feasibly spend in transit, and then Louis decides to remove the game from the box it would have been sent in through the mail, unwraps the plastic from the game, slams it onto the floor, and takes a photo.

Looking into it, the lowest estimates I can find for a game being delivered by mail even with a pre-order is at least a one-to-two-day wait. Unless his Louis and his nonexistent friend both own a teleporter, I don't think anyone would buy that.

I'm not just saying this for the sake of a joke, his foot legitimately looks like a pig's hoof.

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I don’t know why he decided to angle the photo like that to get his entire fucking leg in the shot. Does he think this looks feminine or some shit?
 
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$200 dollars IS enough to stay at home for a few days, Lou. As a matter of fact, it's enough for a single person for a few weeks. Maybe even a month.
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It's been said before but another reason he can't really measure monetary value has to be because he just consumes so much. $200 would be nothing to someone who eats at minimum $20-40 worth of takeout per meal.

Every time I peep this thread he just gets so much worse. He might as well claim being plural schitzo with how blatantly insane his lies are getting.
 
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_01 said:
There's so much to swallow with this lie before anyone can believe him saying this video game was a gift. For those who don't know, that game came out today.

So to go through it all, despite never stating he wanted it, this individual Louis refuses to name, who also doesn't so much as give a "you're welcome" when he celebrates this inexplicable gift coming in, somehow manages to pre-order a game for somebody else and, even more unbelievably, deliver it to him the very day the game is released, somehow circumventing all postage time it would feasibly spend in transit, and then Louis decides to remove the game from the box it would have been sent in through the mail, unwraps the plastic from the game, slams it onto the floor, and takes a photo.

Looking into it, the lowest estimates I can find for a game being delivered by mail even with a pre-order is at least a one-to-two-day wait. Unless Louis and his nonexistent friend both own a teleporter, I don't think anyone would buy that.

I'm not just saying this for the sake of a joke, his foot legitimately looks like a pig's hoof.

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It's especially suspicious when he was just chimping out about Amazon delivering a product late, and them acknowledging it as a known issue.

I'm readying my popcorn for the imminent chimp out that no one bought him anything for his birthday, and conveniently forgetting his mysterious benefactor just bought him a brand new game. Because if it arrived early, it clearly isn't a birthday gift!
 
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