Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[AnOminous]

Dorrance really is a scummy little outfit. They prey on people with huge egos and not many smarts like Melinda. The only reason I don't outright call them a scam publisher is that they do fulfill their contractual obligations. If you pay them the thousands of dollars they want, they do indeed print and sell your book (online).

It's hard to feel much sympathy for a complete scumbag like Melinda though.

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

No, the book is listed for sale online at 22 dollars for a physical copy (9 bucks on kindle). Dorrance allows authors to buy copies of their own books for half list price. It's a way for Dorrance to get rid of the few physical copies that they're obligated by contract to actually print and bind. Otherwise those few copies will sit in a warehouse for a couple of years, until Dorrance is no longer bound by the contract and can legally pulp them.

Dorrance really is a scummy little outfit. They prey on people with huge egos and not many smarts like Melinda. The only reason I don't outright call them a scam publisher is that they do fulfill their contractual obligations. If you pay them the thousands of dollars they want, they do indeed print and sell your book (online). Melinda bragged on this book for months before we found out what it really was. She was so high on herself, insisting that it was going to be sold at major chains like Barnes & Noble and Walmart.

The reality is that Melinda paid 4 figures to have a very few physical copies of her 84-page book printed, and listed for sale at a ridiculous price online with several retailers. No one is going to pay 22 dollars for her book. Melinda will never see a dime of royalties. She blew the stimulus check she got, meant for necessities during a national emergency, on a pure vanity project. Just so she could brag on a website where people make fun of her that she's a published author. Well, congratulations, Melinda. You're an author. How has it improved your life or your children's lives?

The answer is that it hasn't. They still live in poverty, Melinda's still going to be evicted, and apparently cut off from HUD housing. Her marriage is still a sham. Marshall is still an unstable and violent dullard. And she wastes her time coming here to Kiwi Farms, day after day after day. Throwing her shit around like a chimp at the zoo, while we point and laugh. Because her ego cannot take the fact that people are laughing at her, because she thinks that if she finds the right magic words she'll shut us all up, that she'll get the last word in.

Don’t forget her book reads like it was written by a high school student forced to finish a school project. The content is extremely lackluster. Everything in her book can be found with a simple google search and you can find it is delivered in higher quality. Gee, I had no idea it’s healthy for kids not to be sitting in front of electronic devices 24/7. Tell me more about how Frisbee Golf exists.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Considering she's shut the fuck up about her book once we found out what it is, I'd guess her sales numbers are somewhere in the double digits.

That wouldprobably be true if she hadn't alienated her entire family. Most people's Moms wouldbuy a few,if only to give out to aunts and uncles for Xmas. I've a feeling the local oxy dealer would probably get the bulk of Mel's moms cash, though and bail onpresents. And you KNOW melinda would charge her Mom the full $22 bucks, and make a 50% profit on them. The shadows in Melinda's holler are deep, and they are dark

 

[Karl der Grosse]

You can read a quarter of her book online on Google for free. I don't see how anyone would read the free preview and be moved to buy the book. It's honestly at the level of non-honors high school English.

Minor powerlevel: When I was in 7th grade, one of the major assignments for the year was writing a 65-page report about any topic I wanted, with proper citations and a bibliography. I knocked it out in 3 weeks. Melinda worked on her pamphlet about the wonderfulness of making your children play outside for years., based on the copyright dates.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Her marriage is still a sham

What marriage? There is no marriage. I divorced Marshall. We've been on the phone off and on all week discussing the possibility of renewing the Covenant but honestly, it's not looking like it's going that way. I'm personally fed up. I've lost hope that the relationship can work.

And when you loose hope, that's it. Hard to recover when someone has lost hope,

And she wastes her time coming here to Kiwi Farms, day after day after day.

Dude, you use KF too, WTH?

How has it improved your life or your children's lives?

I have an answer to this question but NOT for YOU. I don't have to try to impress some random sleezeball on the internet

If science and education aren't more important than "Elohim", then why did you go to study law? Surely the law of "Elohim" is grander than the law in your eyes, so why bother wanting to study it and following US law?

I wanted to be a lawyer since I was 8 years old. Then I worked for a lawyer when I was 20 years old during my Sophomore year in college. I was bored out of my mind in the job so I lost my dream and I lost my direction. At that time, I didn't realize that there were other areas of law that might interest me.

Meanwhile, I started learning Torah. Then, when I was 28 or 29 years old, after I had returned to college, in my Senior year, while studying Outdoor Recreation, I was flying down the road in my SUV and I was listening to this NPR radio show where this person was an Environmental Lawyer. I was like, say what?! What's that?! It was like the merger of an old dream and my passion.

Then I found a law school that had an Environmental Law focus right down the road!

I believe in protecting the environment. It's actually a command in Elohim's Torah for Adamkind to rule over wildlife and land. So, Environmental Law makes a lot of sense to me!

But I'm somewhat discouraged at this point about returning to Law School. I really am concerned that it's ruled by a secret society, that even if I did pass the BAR exam and then be admitted to the BAR because of good character and a clean record, that I will not be able to prevail in lawsuits because secret societies fix the results.

Did someone mention 'calamity'?




Honestly it's pretty funny, she was the one complaining about how it's all the same people replying to her retardation. But now that more people are discovering her thread and poking holes in her arguments and calling her out for her retarded views, it's clear by how she's typing that she is absolutely seething and I fucking love it.

Um, it just shows that the Patriarchal World Order is widespread.

I'm not all worked up because of that. I get high strung when I haven't gotten laid. I'm also under a lot of stress right now trying to deal with Marshall.

LOL. No Real Scotsman argument about the genocides jews committed. Since you claim this is valid, it would be just as valid for someone to murder you and say "If she wasn't a sinful witch and whore, God wouldn't have allowed me to kill her" Hopefully this happens, and sooner than later.

As for Israel, they have been winning the war from the start, never faltering.SOme religious types even call the victory of the 6 Day War a true miracle. They may have a point.
In the face of the emnity of the majority of the whole world, merely sutviving (let alone prospering so heartily) is itself a victory.
Also, if they lose, who's to say it's the Talmud that brought them low rather than the torah? Not as if they've ever won before...

As for reform jews, it's hilarious you advocate the reform heresy as valid given it flies in the face of the torah you claim so heartily to venerate, by reinterpreting the word and the intent of the thing, blaspheming and degrading the torah by interpreting it through the cracked and filthy lens of marxist /3rd wave feminism. No surprise here, really, as you also worship the false Prophet Jesus of Nazareth breaking the 1st Commandment. The biggest sin of all. Golden Calf, much Mel?
Spare us the cope excuses of why your version isn't sinful heresy, we've heard it before and it's the rantings of a spoiled child

While I do agree that people who worship "J-sus" and Yeshua as if he was "G-d" are in idolatry, I am Netzarim, and they do not believe Yahushua is Elohim. Just like Ebionites.

So there's no idolatry on my part.

Yahushua is not Elohim

This paper answers objections from biblical scholars that state that believing in Yahushua as The Messiah is "idolatry". Critical analysis of the Hebrew names of Elohim and their relation to statements in "The Gospels" is

www.academia.edu

Piglinda suffers from something called "magical thinking," which leads her to believe that simply because she believes something, the legal system will be forced to do what she wants it to do as long as she has an adequate knowledge of the formula she needs for a victorious lawsuit. It's a very weird trait that she shares with Russell Greer and with the "sovereign citizen" type nutjobs. But unlike Greer, who's literally incapable of believing that his "formula" was anything less than 100% flawless, and so he decides that his failures are just a result of discrimination coming from everyone else, Melinda insists that her failures were caused by minor technicalities in her case - avoidable errors that she believes she won't repeat. So while Greer learns absolutely nothing, Melinda learns "things that didn't work."

The fact that the very most basic premises of their claims simply aren't founded in law, however, and that no combination of the "correct" legal arguments will ever make it so, is just completely lost on them.

I notice you're hostile toward "sovereign citizen" people. What branch of the government do you work for?

Considering she's shut the fuck up about her book once we found out what it is, I'd guess her sales numbers are somewhere in the double digits.

Hey, you gave me free advertising, what else can I say?

 

[Baby Yoda]

What marriage? There is no marriage. I divorced Marshall. We've been on the phone off and on all week discussing the possibility of renewing the Covenant but honestly, it's not looking like it's going that way. I'm personally fed up. I've lost hope that the relationship can work.

And when you loose hope, that's it. Hard to recover when someone has lost hope,





Dude, you use KF too, WTH?






I have an answer to this question but NOT for YOU. I don't have to try to impress some random sleezeball on the internet







I wanted to be a lawyer since I was 8 years old. Then I worked for a lawyer when I was 20 years old during my Sophomore year in college. I was bored out of my mind in the job so I lost my dream and I lost my direction. At that time, I didn't realize that there were other areas of law that might interest me.

Meanwhile, I started learning Torah. Then, when I was 28 or 29 years old, after I had returned to college, in my Senior year, while studying Outdoor Recreation, I was flying down the road in my SUV and I was listening to this NPR radio show where this person was an Environmental Lawyer. I was like, say what?! What's that?! It was like the merger of an old dream and my passion.

Then I found a law school that had an Environmental Law focus right down the road!

I believe in protecting the environment. It's actually a command in Elohim's Torah for Adamkind to rule over wildlife and land. So, Environmental Law makes a lot of sense to me!

But I'm somewhat discouraged at this point about returning to Law School. I really am concerned that it's ruled by a secret society, that even if I did pass the BAR exam and then be admitted to the BAR because of good character and a clean record, that I will not be able to prevail in lawsuits because secret societies fix the results.







Um, it just shows that the Patriarchal World Order is widespread.

I'm not all worked up because of that. I get high strung when I haven't gotten laid. I'm also under a lot of stress right now trying to deal with Marshall.






While I do agree that people who worship "J-sus" and Yeshua as if he was "G-d" are in idolatry, I am Netzarim, and they do not believe Yahushua is Elohim. Just like Ebionites.

So there's no idolatry on my part.

Yahushua is not Elohim

This paper answers objections from biblical scholars that state that believing in Yahushua as The Messiah is "idolatry". Critical analysis of the Hebrew names of Elohim and their relation to statements in "The Gospels" is

www.academia.edu

I notice you're hostile toward "sovereign citizen" people. What branch of the government do you work for?




Hey, you gave me free advertising, what else can I say?

Didn't read. This is retarded and you are retarded for believing in it.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Going through some old posts, came across this which I don't think was remarked upon at the time:

Although Marshall enjoys martial arts, boxing and is not afraid of "mutual combat", he doesn't direct violence inappropriately at our children

Define for us what was the 'appropriate' amount of violence Marshall directed towards your children, and the frequency that violence occurred. While we're at it, what level of violence do you direct towards your children yourself, and how frequently?

 

[LoverofPi]

"God" is a false name in violation of The Torah. Shows how little you know!

It's not even a name, though. God is a title, a descriptor. Like Captain. You keep fighting against a realty that does not exist, Mel.

Dude, you use KF too, WTH?

Posting on KF is not the issue in and of itself. Posting on the thread you want taken down, while leaving your multiple children to fend for themselves is what is suspect.

I have an answer to this question but NOT for YOU. I don't have to try to impress some random sleezeball on the internet

And yet you keep trying to impress people, instead of walking away and ignoring shit.

While I do agree that people who worship "J-sus" and Yeshua as if he was "G-d" are in idolatry, I am Netzarim, and they do not believe Yahushua is Elohim. Just like Ebionites.

So there's no idolatry on my part.

Yahushua is not Elohim

This paper answers objections from biblical scholars that state that believing in Yahushua as The Messiah is "idolatry". Critical analysis of the Hebrew names of Elohim and their relation to statements in "The Gospels" is

www.academia.edu

A Non trinitarian calvinist fundamentalist. It does take all kinds, doesn't it.
Why do you censor Jesus and God but not Yeshua, Yahushua, or Elohim?

I notice you're hostile toward "sovereign citizen" people. What branch of the government do you work for?

SovCits are complete nutters and you don't have to work for any government to realize they are both hilarious and a problem.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I notice you're hostile toward "sovereign citizen" people. What branch of the government do you work for?

Sovereign citizens are without exception retarded, and you are retarded for thinking that only governmental workers consider them retarded. It's a retarded assumption made by a retarded person. Congratulations, you've pretty much achieved retard Inception.

I'm not all worked up because of that. I get high strung when I haven't gotten laid. I'm also under a lot of stress right now trying to deal with Marshall.

Jesus, you just can't handle not having a dick in you for any amount of time, can you? Question: What is the longest period of time since you became sexually active that you have remained celibate?

Hey, you gave me free advertising, what else can I say?

You might as well use us for advertising, since your publisher seems to be putting zero effort into promoting your booklet. Dorrance isn't going to promote your booklet or advertise it in any way unless you pay them to do so. Have you?

I have an answer to this question but NOT for YOU. I don't have to try to impress some random sleezeball on the internet

LOL, your entire history on this site shows a desperate need to impress people. Your braggadocio about your 'righteousness', your 'education', your 'book', your 'scholarship' and your 'relationship' with Marshall prove that much.

 

[Toasty]

I love that she keeps using that frog emoji. It fits her so perfectly. Misshapen head, reptilian, cold blooded nature, gives birth to multiple tadpoles but leaves them on their own once hatched, sallow skin tone, Batracian features and behavior all around. It's the only thing she's gotten right in ages.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Hey, you gave me free advertising, what else can I say?

>free advertising
Nobody here's bought your book, not even out of curiosity, and I doubt lurkers give a shit about it

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

But I'm somewhat discouraged at this point about returning to Law School. I really am concerned that it's ruled by a secret society, that even if I did pass the BAR exam and then be admitted to the BAR because of good character and a clean record, that I will not be able to prevail in lawsuits because secret societies fix the results.

Melinda, the evidence of your poor character, mental illness, and abysmal impulse-control is all over the internet, as are your embarrassingly feeble lolsuits,complete with Pacer links.

You'll never pass the Bar for countless reasons. Not even one of themhas to do with a secret cabal. This is nothing but preemptory cope.

 

[Toasty]

Maybe the secret cabal made her drop out of law school.

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

And when you loose hope, that's it. Hard to recover when someone has lost hope,

I’m sorry, I couldn’t focus on anything else being said. Their/there/they’re and your/you’re are bad enough to mix up. Loose hope? As loose as your morals? I think you meant lose. Who was your editor again, oh great “published” author. It’s just quite an exceptional mistake since it’s placed right next to the past tense of the word. You’d think that would have been an indication.

 

[Toasty]

She can't answer, she's frantically masturbating while desperately trying to sell herself on Messianic singles meetup sites. Nobody wants to buy the sickly sow with too many offspring. Not enough return for the investment.

 

[AnOminous]

Jesus, you just can't handle not having a dick in you for any amount of time, can you? Question: What is the longest period of time since you became sexually active that you have remained celibate?

Probably not long. The dumb whore literally gets knocked up by inbred retards like Marshall because she's that incapable of keeping her legs closed.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

She can't answer, she's frantically masturbating while desperately trying to sell herself on Messianic singles meetup sites. Nobody wants to buy the sickly sow with too many offspring. Not enough return for the investment.

She's not masturbating, she's rewinding her winder like she's a shitty wind-up cymbal-smashing toy monkey

 

[Baby Yoda]

Probably not long. The dumb whore literally gets knocked up by inbred retards like Marshall because she's that incapable of keeping her legs closed.

Melinda is bottom of the barrel. I dont know why any man would want to be with her. Even now she has hit the wall and doesnt want anymore kids. So whats in it for a potential suitor? Being a cuck and raising Marshall, Ramon, Jacob, and other people's kids? Then having to deal with constant Melinda drama with the courts, visits from CPS, Melinda never having ANY money so the guy will pay for everything. And after all that... STILL some cuck is going to be next in line to date Linda. The state of men in 2020 is staggering.

 

[Toasty]

She has the bait of her own place and state money. Lots of complete losers will see this as a huge benefit. After all, it's how she got Marshall. He'd pretty much worn out his welcome in his home state, after assaulting his wife and going to jail, he didn't exactly have a place to live.
Then you get the real creeps, who are more than happy that she has a lot of little children and can't always keep that close of an eye on them, if you know what I mean.
In her obvious desperation for male validation by way of sex, she hasn't been seen to show good judgement in the past. Why start now?

 

[PomegranateKing]

Melinda strikes me as a person who took a Logic course in college, flunked it royally, and blamed sexism for it.